Chapter 1035: carnival

He Ming eats food and drinks, and his super body also brings super enjoyment. He can enjoy a lot of food, or have with countless beauties and still have a lot of energy, but He Ming is a little bit fond of eating and playing, but in essence In the above, his desires are different, and he is no exception, but he is more interested in acting, to make you play. {173 Novel Network}
So when He Ming was toasting everywhere, he was very involved in acting. I will pretend to be grandchildren to the elders and give tens of thousands of yuan as a new year's money, because some elders have been seen for the first time, or they have been forgotten many years ago. The only fetter is that the blood of both sides belonged to the same ancestor.
He pretends to be an uncle when he sees a young man, and he speaks seriously, because He Ming’s seniority is considered relatively good, and he has made a fortune. The family is used to raising his seniority to the uncle level, so he sees everyone under 40 It's the uncle, the same generation as the uncle.
"Yes, yes, grandpa is right... The New Year's Eve for Grandpa is 30,000 drizzle, what can I tell grandson..."
"I'm right, nephew, study hard and make progress every day. Be a good person and do good deeds and learn from Lei Feng!"
He Ming was toasting everywhere and getting more and more devoted. He now understands how old his family is. There are more than 700 people here. In this way, there are more than 100 friends of my father and more than 50 friends of my mother. There are more than one hundred friends of this sister, and one of He Ming's friend Guo Bang...no wonder they have more than one hundred tables.
This kind of banquet has been set up from the first day of the new year to the present, and it will continue to be set until the guests gradually disappear, showing the enthusiasm and generosity of the family. On average, it spends about 1.5 million yuan a day, but now He Ming has transferred 100 million to his parents and eldest sister, and 150 million to his second sister. Is there still a shortage of this money?
The more important reason is that He, Mom and Dad can't accept the life of sudden wealth, relying on this method of feasting to vent their inner joy and certain anxiety. He Ming didn't know what he had done, he was promoted all at once and was defended by the internal guards. They weren't fools, they definitely knew He Ming had done amazing things.
A family that has completely changed their destiny can do whatever they want.
Treat guests to dinner, middle, send money, middle, carnival, middle, buy a car, middle...
When He Ming went crazy to to kill monsters, his family was also crazy.
And He Ming dismissed some places and never wanted to. He plunged directly into this atmosphere, just like a guest who had eaten for seven days and was natural. Drinking was no problem. Come and eat meat, Loli kiss One, Zhengtai appreciates an Apple phone.
He laughed, pretending to be innocent, pretending to be intimacy, hooking on the shoulders of some cousins ​​he had never seen before, blowing a bottle of beer, and then waiting for these cousins ​​to call him, his seniority was elevated. He Ming laughed and walked away. Leave a group of cousins ​​hurt.
More than 700 relatives of Lao He's family, including those who eat milk, came, and He Ming hastily understood that the highest income is a rural teacher's annual income of 70,000. No wonder he is so happy that he is so crazy about giving money.
He Ming didn’t know how much wine he drank and how much food he ate. He had molested a few Loli Zhengtai. Zhou Qingyun and Liu Xiaolian’s cousin had been here, and she officially revealed her identity, which can be seen from her position. Zhou Qingyun must be the eldest grandmother, Liu Xiaolian's second grandmother, and her cousin is considered a little wife. Although monogamy is practiced, because of the encouragement of childbirth, there is a lot of polygamy among the wealthy, which also leads to the obsessive pursuit of sexual function.
That is why Chen Teng's elders would rather spend 600 million to succeed in toad work. They know that they are willing to spend 6 billion to do it. Of course He Ming will not pay a sky-high price, and 600 million is very satisfying.
Thinking of Chen Teng and his elder brothers, He Ming remembered that he had informed Xue Hu before returning home to inform Chen Teng and others and Lin Jiusong to practice in Malan Mountain tonight. They must be rushing over, don't know how many sons and masters they will introduce to themselves, and then send a sum?
Thinking of Chen Teng, He Ming called Yingqun and informed her that the good things for restoring life were available. He was in Malanshan's hometown. Should he come over, he should wait for him to pass.
The Yingqun immediately agreed to come over overnight to meet He Ming's parents. He also said that his parents followed over to enjoy those treasures.
He Ming remembered that there were a lot of youth fans, and when they were enough, he promised. He continued to call Xue Hu, and got a good thing, 200 million people. He Ming was determined to kill him. Xue Hu will come here very hard. On the way, the price is easy to negotiate, brother.
"Brother, brother, killing you is a good brother." He Mingyin smiled and hung up the phone. As soon as he said that the brother killed you, he saw Guo Bang, who was wearing a brand-named suit, flushed and walked over. , Resting on He Ming's shoulder, smiled and said, "Lao Ming will continue to drink."
"Okay, good brothers, go for a drink, blow a bottle with deep emotions, drink a cup with shallow emotions... Go home without emotions." He Ming continued to drink a bottle of wine, then remembered one thing, and returned to the table. . Sister Zhou Qingyun and Sister Liu Xiaolian were eating vegetables or taking pictures with her mobile phone.
He Ming hurriedly thought, King Murong’s ten-person party, me, my family, five people, sisters of the Zhou family, cousin, Liu Xiaolian, who else counts? Little lotus leaflet? Thinking about things, He Ming accidentally saw the catkins coming over, and she quickly made friendship with Zhou Xuewei and others. After all, there is not much difference in age, the eldest sister has a rather cold personality, and the second sister is too crazy to talk, so only Zhou Xuewei, Zhou Qingyun, Liu Xiaolian and others can talk.
God's will, He Ming thought, eat King Murong first. So in the voice of Zhou Qingyun asking her husband why you are going, and sitting down, he went directly to the cooking place. About 30 chefs were invited over, five of them were super chefs. Ming's family has a dedicated chef. Because the guards of their family are up to three classes, and the guards are separated in time, there are too many people to eat, and five chefs are invited.
There are also ten servants, three drivers, and a housekeeper. I just met in a hurry. There are still five servants, or some Southeast Asians, specially invited here.
Why don’t the chefs know the famous Abdomen? He Ming conveniently asked for a kitchen counter for cooking, started cooking King Murong with the cooking container, and directly pressed the essence of King Murong’s knees with brute force Powdered and poured in.
Several nearby chefs who smoked high-end cigarettes did not step forward to bother them. Just now, He Ming sent a few packs of cigarettes and asked them not to disturb him. He would make a hearty delicacy for his wife. The chefs were moved. If he knew that He Ming was just cooking the brain of a zombie king to hold a party, it would be disgusting.
This is the role of acting. To a certain extent, He Ming would never believe in a deceiver, and would rather fight desperately, because he understood that it was as unreliable as he was full of lies.
Mr. Deception didn't understand this truth. He thought that he could still have a good talk with He Ming, but it ended up in He Ming's stomach.
"Come here." He Ming ran over with a container. The parents and sisters who were called up temporarily, the Zhou sisters, the cousin, Liu Xiaolian, and Catkins were curious.
He Fang opened the container directly and frowned, "What did you do? It smells weird? The color is also very green."
Everyone came over curiously, and they all felt that the selling was really bad, but except for the second sister, He Fang, who dared to say frankly, everyone else had the idea that they would definitely want to eat. Although it was ugly, He Ming’s reputation was too great. Now, he is a living in the hearts of these people. The demons and ghosts in the post, Dad He saw his scalp tingling for the first time, is he really my son?
He Ma saw it rushing into Dad He's arms, the eldest sister saw a startled scream, and the second sister saw excitement and fear.
"Absolutely good stuff." He Ming picked it out with his chopsticks, cut into ten pieces, and divided it down one by one. Even the soup was divided very fairly: "Eat all! Good stuff!"
After speaking, He Ming swallowed his own bowl, chewing and said: "So cool, delicious! Brother Murong, my brother is here to wish you happiness every day, every day."
Brother Murong? Dad He shrugged. He was the second man on this table. He definitely wanted to show that he was domineering. He learned from He Ming and swallowed it. Once he chewed, he showed his true face. He was completely devoid of He Ming's unrestrained freedom. Eat. Eat." As he said, his expression changed, and he said: "How do I feel that my body has become stronger. Oh, oh, it's stronger!" Everyone looked at it, and sure enough his muscles came out directly.
The second sister He Fang immediately twisted her nose and ate it. It must be a good thing like the Tree of Life. Sure enough, after she said it was unpalatable, she flicked her fingers and touched her chest, saying, "Hey, the are getting bigger. The skin has become firmer and smoother! It is more effective for women!"
He Ming smiled and said, "Second sister, let me see." He said that he was going to touch the second sister He Fang's chest, only to see her charmingly waiting for "spoof".
He Ming's shamelessness in front of Liu Huo and other big men finally began to fail. He chuckled a few times and sat back in his seat. Stimulated by He Fang, they all ate this bowl of good things and found extraordinary changes!
"Come, come, and have a better glass of wine!" He Ming took out the famous bottle of Dead Man's World from the backpack he had been carrying, including the backpack he was carrying when he was toasting. Just now, many people asked He Ming why he was still carrying a backpack.
He Ming immediately pretended to be struggling, and said: "I carry a heavy backpack to warn me not to be overwhelmed. In life, you can travel far with weight! The sky is healthy, and the gentleman is constantly striving!"
As a result, he received a lot of praise and turned his back, some people secretly despised. Reluctant to say the property directly.
He Ming was the first to pour a glass of wine for Dad He, all of which were small glasses. In this way, he could pour twenty-three or more, and he could achieve the miraculous effect of physique +30, completely changing the physique of a waste material.
He Ming put on glasses for this. Except for Zhou Qingyun, Liu Xiaolian, and Catkins who were present here just now, the three people are green light, and the others are white light. After eating the party provided by King Murong, they all upgraded to green light, and their physique became earth-shaking. Change!
Dad He is a wine drinker. He knew a very famous wine at the first smell. He took a drink and woke up. He Ming had already poured wine for Zhou Xuewei in the fourth position. In He Ming’s glasses, Dad He was already When the blue light was off, he repeatedly shouted: "Son, another drink!"
Speaking of changing to the usual big cup, He Ming glanced at it and was speechless, poured a glass for his father, half of the wine was gone.
He Ming said, "Dad, look at your muscles. This is a fairy wine.,, very precious!"
Dad He looked at his muscles, only to find that he was unusually strong, and his clothes became tighter. He realized that it was a super treasure again.
"Good son!" Everyone drank this glass of wine, and they all felt wonderful and strengthened a lot, but fortunately, the girls were not muscular, but were more beautiful and softer, but their bodies were already very strong and powerful.
The second sister actually turned a few somersaults, more flexible than Lara in Tomb Raider, could not help laughing.
He Ming's three fiancees also looked at their changes with joy. Liu Xiaolian went directly to Liu Xiaohe, who was mixed with young men and women, and Liu Xiaoye came over. Then they also had a drink, and immediately changed from white light to green light.
I gave Zhou Qingyun another cup, put it back, and gave it to Zhou’s mother to drink. He Ming thought about it, but he couldn’t keep the good things, so he gave another cup and asked her to go back and bring it to Chai Ting, the secretary of the devil’s body, He Ming. There is no lust, even sympathy and respect, but the most important thing is that she went out as her own secretary.
Slender legs, round buttocks, cheeks and chests are the best, softly say hello, boss. How many slings and guns to pay tribute!
Liu Xu found Situ Haoran, He Xiaoqian simply found a family, and went like this. The 17 cups were gone, He Ming hurriedly collected them, and pushed away Situ Haoran, who was a drunkard, and the others. This guy just changed after drinking a cup. Going into Blu-ray, and Dad He Xiaoqian, who went up to Blu-ray directly, really two amazing people.
The matter of strengthening the family is not over yet. At ten o'clock, the banquet gradually dissipated, but this meant that the nightlife had just begun. In order to find the second sister He Fang, He Ming heard that she was dancing in the underground parking lot.
Dancing in the underground parking lot? When He Ming came to the parking lot, he realized that it had become a stage for singing. On the stage, the protagonists were a group of colorful monsters dressed in hanging silks? Holding the apparently newly bought guitar, strumming and roaring like a silly X: "You hurt me! You laughed off! The greed of your love is the weakness of my love."
He Ming was speechless. Madder sang the conquer with a hanging silk, and the other with a hanging silk sang English songs that he could not understand. It is estimated that he could not sing English songs. In order to pretend to be X, he sang in a mess, and was deeply intoxicated.
"Cousin, brother abs! I love you, love you, love you!" He Ming's arrival caused a group of young girls to be surrounded, all of whom were their own cousins, cousins, etc., as well as the children of friends of parents and sisters, or Direct second sister's friend.
He Ming pretends to dance wildly and integrates into the life of the masses, showing off the spacewalk exercised on the Qisong Taishan, approaching the second sister He Fang who is in the middle of the carnival. Her body changes, somersaults frantically, making super difficult moves and screaming sound.
He Ming pretended to dance together and pulled the second sister He Fang.
"Handsome guy, do you want to dance the face dance?"
He Fang upgraded from white light to blue light, his skills were extremely agile, and his strength became powerful. It is estimated that he has weighed 200 kilograms on the bench press. So the super action can be completed very smoothly.
"I have something to do with you." He Ming gave her a look, although he didn't speak, He Fang immediately understood. Looking around, there is no one except the toilet.
After He Ming entered and locked the door, He Fang seemed to be smiling, his eyes were charming, a slender finger went around He Ming's chest, "You finally can't help it? Dear?"
"Fuck you, find a boyfriend, you won't be so hungry!" He Ming directly pushed away He Fang who was approaching, took out a meat stick and handed it to her: "Eat it."
With that, I found a crystal clear red fragment from the small bottle, which was relatively small.
"The meat strips? I ate a lot of meat today~EbookFREE.me~ He Fang stared at the meat strips, and it took a long time before she smiled. Just about to say something, He Ming just stuffed the meat strips into her mouth. .
He Fang obediently ate the meat strips, but didn't swallow it, his expression tempted.
He Ming shrugged and took out a big diamond directly, "Eat the meat strips and this fragment, it belongs to you!"
He Fang's eyes widened, and he swallowed the meat strips directly, wanting to come to get the big diamond, intoxicated and said: "Lord, praise you! Give me such a big diamond."
He Mingren took the diamonds, took out the large teacup she had prepared, and began to receive the tap water, while letting He Fang eat the red shards.
"Ah, you have become stronger again. No wonder you are so strong and eat good food all day long! What is this for? Pour water?" He Fang enjoyed the feeling of becoming stronger again. In He Ming's glasses, she was so blue that she was bright. And the light is constantly improving!
He Fang quickly understood why He Ming was holding a big tea cup and looked at her with a smirk. She screamed, and a big white breath came out of her mouth and nose, screaming: "Quick, give me water! Me! It's going to catch fire!" He said, grabbed a cup of natural water and drank it in one go!