Chapter 1039: Brother Abdomen promises you: Don't worry about me doing things!

"Life changes people!" With a sigh and...I want to regret buying medicine, Xue Hu straightened the neckline of the big red suit and continued.
"In the beginning...it was very simple. We have always wanted to change the earth and change the face of human life. Among them, we have completed some trivial tasks, such as turning our country into the strongest country on the earth, and then going out of the earth to develop into the solar system. This is our task to maintain the great development of our country without being integrated into the good alliance system."
"But... our starting point is too high, and your kid’s influence is too big, too big to imagine. What we want to do is... It’s no disadvantage, but here is more powerful with the local earth. There are thousands of powerful Times, millions of times...So there are also a lot of future investors, so many historical celebrities who want to make friends, friends of ancestors, friends of friends and so on."
"Then...in this process, we all have a lot of...excellent beauties, such as the vixen tribe and other outstanding beauties from the beautiful races. In that process...they used methods that we could not resist, such as heroes saving the beauty. For example, we have nowhere to go after we leave, and we..."
"we……"
"You are good people." He Ming bulged his mouth and nodded slurredly. "I understand, good people do pain. Diaosi and good people can't refuse beauties, especially the stunning beauty. Yes, you guys. They are good people, you can't refuse, and then you accepted. From then on, the prince and princess, the rich second generation and the white rich beauty, the marshal and Sai Jinhua have lived a "fortunate" life."
"...Can you not look lascivious?" Xue Hu couldn't wait to be hacked to death, with He Ming looking more and more lascivious. Of course, when people stand still, he knows that he will be exhausted and he will not break the hair of others.
He knows that no one can find this guy, he will definitely... gloat. Now it is true.
But no one can help but look for this guy, he is so important, he has a world-renowned title, no, it's from this universe, and the title is honored by the universe.
Abs brother.
As long as he goes out, a lot of trouble will become a small problem. Then there is no problem.
"Keep on talking." He Ming swallowed the deliciously delicious beef-like food. Baked into the shape of a hat as large as an ordinary person, placed one by one in white as snow, with colorful colors. On a large porcelain plate with beautiful paintings. When I ate it in my mouth, I felt that there were so many tricks in it, including all kinds of food stuff like a world of beef.
That's awesome!
"Nima, be serious!" Xue Hu sighed and continued: "Later...the temptation of female became more and more. I'm okay. The wife I'm looking for is from here. She is open-minded and doesn't care about anything. . And my eldest brother and second brother are in trouble, they can't get rid of those women anymore."
He Ming continued to "eat" and was slurred, "So. Are you looking for me to give me some benefits to solve those women? For example, money, and life treasures? For example, the opportunity to become a little superman?"
Xue Hu rolled his eyes and said: "Please, they have already participated in the Little Superman surgery, and they are now Superman beings, oh, that is, demigod beings. We also have a lot of life essence."
"Oh, it turned out to be those... very outstanding intellectual and stunning beauty." He Ming recalled some stunning beauty that was impressive, the beauty of this world. That is really enough to overwhelm the universe. Xue Hu nodded. He Ming continued: "Then what do you want me to do? Help break up?"
Xue Hu smiled bitterly and said with a serious face: "How simple is it? The women of the eldest brother and the second brother are the same as my women, some of whom are already pregnant! There is no possibility of abortion here. The ancestors would not agree. So. …Big brother and second brother asked me to find you, so that you can solve your sister-in-laws."
He Ming shrugged and said, "I really think I am a friend of women? Really, this is impossible. How could I solve people, you are too high on me. Let me pay to solve the trouble and I can handle it, with money Problems that can be solved are not problems. Problems that cannot be solved with money are too unpredictable for me. By the way, how many girls did you find? You want to be your wife's girls?"
Xue Hu rubbed his eyebrows in distress and stretched out a slap, "Boss is the number..."
"Fifty?!" He Ming blurted out, saying that his eyes were bright. "High, it is high, but the gentleman's appearance of justice is silent, and he made fifty girls. After he became his own, he was happy and happy ever since. Every dog ​​knows that the owner is always happy!"
"Please, how can it be so exaggerated?! It's five. At the beginning...Two were rescued from the adventure together, on a primitive and backward planet; the other three are all the results of successive heroes saving the United States, etc. I can’t stop... and then find out that they are... and... you can’t get rid of it at all, just like you meet a big beautiful woman."
Xue Hu said helplessly, He Ming could imagine the "struggle" of the three brothers Hu Baisen. He is eating, drinking, and having fun in this world. People really serve the people, at least keeping the spirit of serving the people.
After all, there are as many cosmic crises as opportunities. If you don’t strengthen yourself, how can you protect the people on earth in the future? What about serving the earth? Increase the voice of this generation of people on earth?
However, the result of the "efforts" of the three Hu Baisen brothers is nothing compared to He Ming's fart. Ah... Sitting at home, eating, drinking, and having fun, there is a supreme power of and demon falling...
Of course, let’s put aside these practical problems. He Ming knows well that the reason why his wives are not allowed to pick up girls here will automatically warn them when they are alone with the unmarried little Huanghua girl for a period of time, and then... …It’s impossible for him to mess around.
On the earth, it is not that the law cannot influence, but that it is unnecessary. Because of this world, the high technology in the developed world is terrible. It is so terrible that you can investigate all the information about people who are not great, and then, based on all kinds of intelligent high-tech, research out...the other party's methods of picking up girls or hooking men.
Especially the latter, especially for the "noobs" like the three Hu Baisen brothers, it's almost...just look at it now.
That kind of beauty is waiting for them on the backward planet?
vomit……
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"By the way, what about the next? My eldest brother-in-law found a few girls? Just heard my wife Ying said that the eldest brother's wife Faye is crying."
He Ming just asked casually. He didn't expect that Xue Hu's face would immediately become bitter and bile... It took him a long time to stretch out a strong long finger.
"A hundred?!" He Ming pretended to be taken aback, contemptuous in his heart, his mother was just one?
However, Xue Hu almost jumped up and said, "How is it possible! It's... ten."
This time, He Ming really jumped up, "How could it be? Yingyang found a wife who surpassed me in one breath? He planned to marry them all? This is... too awesome! Idol. Sure enough, pretending to be a literary and artistic kid. The most lustful."
"Sit down, sit down and say..." He Ming sat down while Xue Hu sniffed. Licking his lips, thinking and saying: "Finally, I found four girls, five in total. Now. We have learned the rules from you, so that the beauties who have ulterior motives and we can't resist calculate us. And now, in front of us, We just need to solve one problem, no. It should be the first and second brothers to solve their family crisis problem. You must help us."
"How to help? Use my identity? Haha, you, no, you are too high on me, my identity is a matter of one sentence above a big man, and it is half a sentence to play with hundreds of planets. It’s a matter of...but...to solve such a terrible love, this kind of family crisis. Trust me. I am less powerful than a...shrew."
As he said, He Ming's eyes lit up and pointed lustfully at the ancestors of many British families, "Brother, you are so stupid. Have you forgotten so many ancestors? Go up and take turns to persuade them. Wives are not... listen carefully. For example, if I have not begged you for tens of thousands of years, I beg you today. What a good excuse. Isn't it? The dead are persuaded."
Xue Hu said angrily: "Your uncle, I have used all the methods. The boss is okay. If the two sisters-in-laws are not so persistent because of the second sister-in-law, they must have softened and can compromise. The second sister-in-law... ...She...she asked that all women be kicked out, money and life treasures can satisfy each other. Then...Second brother has a lot of money and a lot of related rules. Only in this way can we continue. Otherwise... A terrible step. And it's useless to persuade anyone."
As soon as He Ming's eyes rolled, he immediately came up with a wicked idea, "I understand, I understand, I have a way." After speaking, he continued to eat and drink tastefully.
Xue Hu was overjoyed and said, "Huh, come on, what's the way?" Too happy, he couldn't help grabbing He Ming's strong arm.
However, He Ming once again wickedly took out a cigarette and put it on his mouth, and said to Xue Hu, who hurriedly "smiled" and lit the cigarette immediately.
He Ming looked like a wise man with a "wisdom bead in his hands", vomiting smoke, "faintly" said: "Very simple solution: those women are not looking for you for your money and treasures, they can just say anything they want. I will give it to all the most sacred Buddhas and treasures. Isn’t that easy? Fudge first, and then... slap, anyway, here... there is unlimited time, eternal perfect life. In the words of a military strategist : Get early and fight slowly."
After speaking, he smoked the cigarette in one bite, spit out a long smoke ring and then threw the cigarette away. He Ming laughed "hidden his merit and fame".
However, in the smoke, he clearly saw Xue Hu's "flattering smile" solidified on his face. It gradually became... a terrifying donkey face.
"...It's useless! Those women won't leave us, even if we meet all their requirements... it's impossible, they need us more than we need them. Just like your little wife would..."
Xue Hu actually has emotional intelligence, so he wouldn't say anything that would annoy He Ming or his little wife would disgust him.
This is... an extremely advanced high-tech era, and it is also the home of Abdomen. After the two of them, Xue Hu swore that there is no curious important person in the He family. Look at it when you are bored, it's... impossible!
And the gap between him and He Ming is no longer on the earth. The gap between him and the other side is like... the gap between the celestial body and the sun.
So how dare you be rude? Retaining the friendship of the past is the first wealth of eternal life.
Otherwise, even if you have a relationship with the British group, you will not be friends.
"So... what do you want me to do?" He Ming became normal. He used the central optical brain, but he was surprised to see that the central optical brain had no way but to open a miniature light curtain on his retina. The miniature light curtain that Xue Hu couldn't see clearly, and then turned to some pictures-there were...a furious superman who could destroy the earth, Yingyang's wife Yang Feier.
He Ming...There is nothing to say about this, I really didn't expect Yang Feier to be so crazy.
But just... I found ten girls, as for? In the time of perfect eternal life, those perfect dead. Which of your ancestors have not found hundreds of girls? Have you played with tens of thousands of beautiful robot beauties?
This kind of situation in this world is like... it's normal for men on the earth to see a beautiful woman yy on the street and derail their thoughts.
"The eldest brother and the second brother asked me to study before coming over, and used high-tech research. At present, the most effective way is to persuade and persuade, I believe your... eloquence. As long as I persuade the second wife to overcome this difficulty , I'll... get used to it from now on."
"The problem now is the second brother's problem. The second brother's problem is. He is different from you. You can be positioned as a at first, and you have found many younger brothers and sisters at once, so they can accept the present. And the second brother In the beginning, he was a good man for many years, and he gave birth to two babies... suddenly. Ten... mistresses appeared suddenly. So... it's up to you."
After Xue Hu finished speaking, please pat He Ming on the shoulder, and He Ming looked at him in surprise.
He would never see his mental thoughts at the moment, but he answered my question?
It turns out that Yang Feier couldn't accept a good man, Yingyang, and another cheap brother-in-law... Suddenly, he made ten girls.
Really... the model of my hypocrite.
Even though he thinks so, He Ming patted Xue Hu on the shoulder with "Feng Qingyun Dan", since he couldn't hide it, he had to...pretend to be forced.
"No problem, put it on me. Who are we with whom..."
He promised that others are different from ordinary people. Ordinary people obviously hesitated but did their best afterwards.
And what happened after He Ming agreed so?
Ended the conversation with Xue Hu. Hurry back to the wives to eat, drink and have fun. He also laughed at He Longhao's "scourge" who didn't know his parents were making a family crisis... the fat boy.
The little fat man seems to be crazy, riding a cartoon donkey all over the world. I don't know it has become... a laughing stock.
As time passed, Xue Hu was a little anxious and a little... I don't know why his heart calmed down.
"Look at He Ming... Calm down, there must be a solution, right?"
Thinking of this, he just laughed. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh is now
However... seven or eight hours later. The reunion dinner is almost done, He Ming is about to take the British group to have sex... The "promise" to solve the family crisis has long been forgotten.
What a joke. I want to serve the people, how can I... have time to waste on this kind of shit?
However, the Yingqun pushed him away and groaned: "Hate, Xue Hu told me that you are not going to solve other people’s husband and wife issues? Hurry up, Mayfair is desperately using some high technology, such as hiring super hackers to find Where is my brother. And Brother Hu. Of course they have hidden from the earth to Shanmeng."
"This...should let us be happy first, so that we can serve the people with a happy mood, especially for... the young couples who have temporary conflicts need to be happy in order to infect others." He Ming couldn't wait to be happy. Madly kiss the British group.
The British were panting, and finally escaped, "Idiot, go and act. Really, I'm leaving now. I comforted my family, my sister-in-law, and now during the New Year. I eat and drink a lot. I'm a little tired and I want to rest. "After that, he kissed He Ming on the cheek once, revealed a bright smile, turned into a luxurious and deep passage, and left.
He Ming shrugged, rather regretful, wondering which wife to look for?
How about... serve the people? The eloquence of this hanging is unparalleled in the universe, and with such a degree of holiness, it is really... touching, friend of women.
I was walking back, but I saw two slender and strong figures falling in front of me... Big and small Hao surrounded He Ming in tandem. He Longhao shouted: "Brother-in-law, you have to accompany us in many programs for the Chinese New Year today. Play shooting games."
"Yes, boss, today is the most important day of the year here. Playing games every day is fast and meaningless. But this kind of holiday...you must accompany us! Get many, many rewards. Many are this year limited edition."
Situ Haoran asked, "By the way, what year is this year? Anyway, we have lived here from the earth for several years, right?"
"Who knows? What kind of super era it seems to be." He Ming shrugged, and He Longhao shrugged, letting him go.
Then He Ming thought for a while and said, "Okay, let's go together, Tututu! Just now I was busy pretending that the great man hadn't killed a single bird. Let's go now."
After all, an emerald green light rolled up the three of them. Immediately go to the base camp for eating, drinking and having fun. It is He Ming's study.
"Oh too, great!"
"Okay, okay..." Xue Hu who happened to see this light immediately relaxed completely. He Ming was just awesome, and went to...help them after the reunion dinner.
He also thought that He Ming would go to bed with his wife in the beginning.
The tragic Xue Hu and the more tragic Hu Bosen and Yingyang behind him once again guessed the beginning, but failed to guess the result.
...
Lying on the huge sofa, He Ming and the three quickly took out the virtual devices that were everywhere on the sofa and entered the virtual world.
quickly. The whole world, that is, the real world, became blurred. Eventually, a scene full of festive features appeared in front of He Ming, and Xiao Hao and his house were already connected. Form a large-scale town in a desert oasis. They are the masters here.
This is not easy. Only top players who spend money crazy can have such a living environment. It is the result of the latest version, and there is no such result in the past version. And... if you win a major battle and win a city, you can become your own private city here, which is the so-called legion stronghold.
Usually it is done by a player army, it is impossible to do it privately, after all, this is not the emergence of powerful gods and monsters. An online game sweeping the universe alone. It is a war online game with ordinary physical fitness, highlighting single-player shooting.
"Lord Lord, welcome you back."
The soldier yelled excitedly. Xiao Hao skillfully chooses tasks. There are so many tasks in the New Year. The two of them watched... panicked, "Oh. My goodness, too many tasks were wasted. First, pick a simple night twin tower offensive and defensive battle."
He Longhao finished talking anxiously, and immediately selected a task skillfully. No need to seek He Ming's opinion. He has only played it once and is not yet familiar with it.
He Ming couldn't help it. There were so many good games that he couldn't imagine. He didn't dare to play virtual games... He was not as happy as Xiao Hao, but a perfectionist who wanted to serve the people.
"Okay! The boss is going in!"
"it is good--"
He Ming hadn’t finished speaking, and the surrounding scenes became blurred in an instant, and then he appeared on a vast night sky as a god. Below is a scene of desolation like a large desert, and above this scene, a lot of things quickly appeared. The festive building seems to have invisible powers of gods, or the gods of the East, built two 30-story buildings with little difference.
Antique Chinese wooden buildings with red lanterns and various cornice structures.
To be precise, it is a building. After all, thirty stories high.
Of course, in the old days, it was impossible to use wood to make a thirty-story building.
After the building was completed, a piece of information quickly appeared in front of He Ming, to the effect: the new year is here, a new year, a new beginning, so... Prove yourself with blood. The winner gets everything!
This is followed by a series of limited editions, which are only rewards for today's events. Including limited edition clothing, weapons, vehicles, and even...jewelry, etc. There are millions of species, which completely kills a certain cf on earth for Chinese New Year...a little fart reward.
Of course, they are all virtual items composed of programs and data.
In the virtual world, no matter how much powerful essence of gods and monsters are eaten, it will not improve the physical fitness of mortals in reality.
"Awesome! I'm going first!" After reading hastily, Situ Haoran shouted excitedly and entered the battlefield. He Longhao nodded to He Ming, also excited to enter.
What else could He Ming do, go in immediately... the scene changed drastically again, and he became a much better life form than ordinary people, but still an ordinary life.
The environment is in an antique oriental style, and it is in a bedroom. It's just that this bedroom is simply a arsenal...
The next moment ~EbookFREE.me~ various gunshots rang out from the building opposite to and where he was, and He Ming hurried to the ground.
The walls are just... wooden partitions, which can't stop stray bullets at all. No wonder it was said that bullets can penetrate the entire building and strike through. If there is no obstacle in the middle.
While lying on the ground, He Ming swept around and quickly became fully armed, seven, four automatic rifles, and a sniper rifle..., there is no bullet bag here.
But it can also... He Ming started to hide in the dark place with the blocking mirror, looking for enemies everywhere.
The feeling of surpassing the real makes him crooked.
And in my mind... a promise that I just blurted out, those "Brother Abdominals, you can rest assured" credit... just leave him alone.
Xue Hu, who is full of expectation, is destined to...depressed.
His eldest and second elder brothers are destined...inevitable.
ps: Second more.