Chapter 1069: Another entertainment carnival: the earth ushered in the "doomsday zombie era"

"Shanglian: Good smoke, good wine, good life. M[]"
"Xialian: So fat, so stupid, so stupid."
"Hengbi: Peerless Union."
The hordes of little kids on the beach in front of him are full of joy, and they often bother him, all pretending to be cute, so He Ming, who smokes, drinks and chews on food, is like a Diabetes, and his talents are endless. Created a peerless couple.
After speaking, even though there is no kid who appreciates his talents, He Ming hurriedly took a deep cigarette, then threw away almost the cigarette butt, and puffed out the smoke ring and said, "I'm so talented. , Talents arrive... The heavens are moved. It turns out that the heavens are talented to grow old!"
"Yes, Master, your talent, your wisdom, your greatness... far away, among all earth races, you are always the first. Seriously speaking, among the good alliances, the great wisdom life Among them, you are also...definitely first. Why? You think that a wise, great person like you is willing to be ordinary, willing not to make any creations that show off wisdom, but to be ordinary in ordinary life Living by. Therefore, in comparison with this spirit, there is no wisdom in Shanmeng who has your greatness, your true wisdom, and a truly philosophical life."
He Minggan laughed a few times, "Hahaha...I admit that your flattery is indeed from your sincerity. It is indeed based on the foundation of life. It can be said to be the truth. Okay, I want to continue playing a game, um, um, I should change it. The taste is up, you say, what should I play? What do I want to play?"
"Ming Gong, I suggest you play this... about 136 hours to go on the market. Because the earth has now become an important area in the good alliance. Of course it is all because of Ming Gong's prestige. Therefore, the earth has been silent and insignificant. Therefore, the creation of games about the Earth has at least tenfolded and the scale has expanded tenfold...The latest zombie game happens to be among the Earth games and currently ranks first."
"Oh, let me see."
Related information immediately appeared on the light curtain in front of He Ming. It turned out that... it just fits the doomsday doctrine that is popular in the world. Specifically, it was December 21, 2012, which is about six months away from the current Earth time in June.
The game started at 12:12:21 on December 21st that day.
An irresistible, legendary-speed virus has hit the world, and more than one-tenth of the population will immediately become infected people who lose their minds.
According to the selling point of the game, this infected person is still a primary infection within the first one or two months. Then it will gradually evolve into invulnerable zombies, or other monsters, more powerful monsters, but they all rely on eating humans. There will be no messy cultivation, fantasy and other elements, at most some powerful zombies in line with the reality, using some mysterious powers such as psychics.
And the speed of this infected person at the beginning is like an ordinary person running wildly, catching a human being mad and biting, so ordinary people are generally impossible to be attacked...so easy to hide, unless hiding in a room, or through terrain and wisdom Contest.
Possessing a hot weapon will increase the chances of survival, but don’t expect to kill infected people to upgrade or drop equipment-there is such a benefit, in that case... Someone who uses an axe to slash his roommate butcher horse also uses such an embarrassment to eat mud at the ends of the world. ?
The name of this zombie game is: "A world without abs. A guide to human survival before the end of zombies in 2012".
The reason for taking such a name is not only convenient for advertising, but also...no way, good names were taken tens of thousands of years ago, even hundreds of millions of years ago!
As the number one emerging game, the scene, authenticity, entertainment, etc. can be imagined. He Ming can see by looking at the pictures. There is no doubt that Shanmeng is also considered a top game masterpiece. The details are too detailed, what will happen if a piece of grass is combined with a piece of shit. The results are completely different depending on the living body-it can be said that it is definitely more real than the real world, and it is entertaining, interesting... and adventures.
The clarity and aesthetics of this game kill the two games He Ming has played, just like... the difference between the Devouring Snake on the phone and the "Call of Duty 8" on the computer.
So He Ming hesitated, "I always wanted to play all bad games first, and then play good games... But now. This is the number one game? Oh, even though it's only number one this week. [New ] The influence and sales volume are far inferior to those classic masterpieces. But they are really the latest masterpieces."
"Master, it's okay to play a new game, you try it, it's definitely fun."
Three Central Light Brain is a wise life. It must be very helpless. God, the owner who was almost on the pinnacle of the good alliance was distressed for playing a game-his power and wisdom were really a waste.
I have never exercised my body seriously; use super wisdom to solve a mental problem, and use such power and wisdom to eat, drink and play...
However, even if the three central optical brains have emotions, they will not express it. He Ming knows this kind of thinking, but hypocrites are going to kill them. His cautiousness and revenge are the same as his.
He Ming hesitated. I picked up a grilled steak and chewed it slowly in my mouth, feeling the unspeakable taste, and finally...I was moved, and my hands quickly controlled it on the light curtain. "Follow him, it's my fate." He always has "noble" excuses to convince himself.
Of course, there is no waiting time, and clicking starts instantly.
"Wow...interesting! Great!" He Ming quickly became addicted. The beginning of the game was a world without brother abs, that is to say, this year on earth, he, brother abs did not appear, so he still That old age, the world of normal power.
However, due to reasons such as big shots, he and his family do not exist. The others are copied from the normal world. Of course, things that have not happened on Earth, such as what will happen in July and August this year, etc. Game makers in the Kingdom of the Dead cannot be omniscient and omnipotent. Only after the manufacturing date. It is virtual time.
However, there is no difference from the normal world. According to advanced calculations, national events that should happen are still possible, such as... the chairman should be glorious.
Because He Ming rescued the chairman at the time when the chairman was about to die.
In the normal world, the settings of the game are very normal. It is enough to experience the real data of a game setting for the first time, such as the number of power attribute points, which is a row of green points.
The speed is the blue point again... Everything is very careful, you can determine how much weight a human can carry every day. Accurate to a few grams.
Exceeding extreme sports will cause many muscle strains and how much time will it take to recover.
Illness needs that kind of medicine, or...hiccups.
Suddenly there will be a desperate outbreak, what kind of performance and wonderful chances will there be.
There are three game modes: stand-alone, network, and virtual mode. Separate single machine and network.
He Ming chose the stand-alone mode of course. He didn't want to enjoy the passion like a mortal. The taste that ordinary people can still feel is more difficult for him to stimulate, and how can a quasi-powerful and demon be afraid of zombies?
Psychologically, there is no feeling of substituting into the life of an ant, just like an ant has become a human being, it will not want to continue to become an ant.
The rather cartoon-like super real picture slowly opened. First, I watched the video for half an hour. Don’t underestimate this kind of video. It kills all the big movies on the earth in seconds. No second is useless. Just look at He Ming without fast forward. Up.
"It's a masterpiece!"
The blockbuster introduces some background, after all, the earth is still in June 2012.
Then an extremely beautiful map of the earth appeared on the light curtain.
He Ming clicked on the terribly big map of China-very regrettable. Of course not the Big Mac in the current history.
Without the abdominal muscle brother, even if the CIS disintegrates, there is the ultimate trump card of the nuclear arsenal.
Therefore, China wants to get back its own land, and there is no good show to sing in the disintegration.
Therefore, it is still the China, or the picture of the world situation before the New Year.
He Ming played Huaxiaren, and then clicked on the detailed map, an incomparable exquisite map, and clicked step by step to the magic capital of Songjiang—this kind of angle is no different from the display, that is to say, the reality is like in the light curtain. kind.
The light curtain can be expanded into a silver screen. ? Update for the first time? He Ming's top quality goods can cover millions of meters, or even more. You can be as big as you want.
Otherwise...how can a huge being eat, drink and have fun?
Moreover, the pictures are far more beautiful than reality, and have less realistic and artistic beauty.
He Ming picked it up and was surprised to find that he didn't have his own. Searching for the name "Brother Abdomen" is also a polite answer: "This is a sacred and non-selectable character, and it is not allowed to play in a realistic game."
Including my family.
What's interesting is the stupid of Guo Bang, an old friend in college. That stupid face still exists.
After thinking about it, He Ming smiled and played the role of an old friend.
Guo Bang's detailed information immediately appeared on the light curtain, which was calculated slightly based on his data before he was a mortal-the result of this calculation is equivalent to a large game on the old earth.
So technical and equipment reasons. The games on the earth can't be compared with the development of tens of thousands of years according to the technology of the new era, unless they are integrated into a developed cosmic civilization.
"Cut, it's so bad? The squat data is 23.36 kg? Hehehe, the 100-meter speed is 13.68 seconds... If you run wildly, your physical fitness can be up to 352 meters... Old friends, zombies can... Oh, but the infected are. …Run the animals!"
Due to the setting, the lowest-level guy like the infected person has released some potential and has no mind at all, so although it is...the blessing of the people of the earth, once 12 minutes and 21 seconds occur, it is in the square or the commercial street. There are scenes of death without life.
He Ming chose to start immediately. The old friend was still in school that day, and he was resting at 12 noon... So, something interesting happened... In that familiar dormitory, suddenly someone screamed and He Ming manipulated the old friend to be anxious After getting around in the same place, observing the situation from the window, I saw that the campus was in chaos. The frightened students rushed everywhere, and those infected rushed to chase.
The characteristics of an infected person are very easy to distinguish, but the face is definitely not like a human being. Some black liquid will flow out over time. That is body organ tissue. Some blood changes.
Don't expect them to die naturally. Believe in the mysterious virus, the infected person is actually...evolved.
Because this kind of evolution speed is really too fast, it causes humans to lose their wisdom as a price-that is equivalent to evolving from a higher intelligent life to a lower powerful life.
It is tantamount to going the wrong way, and has paid the price in a very short time for the shortened evolution of tens of thousands of years.
"I am... interesting and interesting..." He Ming doesn't know what to do, but the game takes this into consideration, and there are various interesting options, such as arming yourself with everything, blocking the door, or asking for help.
Various voices outside the door showed interesting expressions: "Zombies are here! You bite when you see someone. You will be infected within a few minutes of biting! The point is faster!" The terrified voice, and various expressions help. That is the cartoon expression of the talking guy. Very clear and funny. Very immersive.
"The end of the world is here! The end of the world is finally here! Oh...grass, grass, brothers. Unite, block the door first!" That was the lucky guy who shouted nervously and excitedly in the dormitory.
"Ahhhhh! Help! Help!" Those were students who had been scared, and many of them were usually pretty girls. After all, the development level of China in the world and the nutritional level are still good in the world. So many beautiful girls are "class flowers", "line flowers"...
He Ming manipulates Guo Bang and shrugs. Now is not the time for the hero to save the United States.
He is just a mortal.
How to do? Yes, infected people are naturally afraid of fire, yes! Guo Bang acted immediately and took down the sheets to make a torch-this depends on ability in stand-alone mode, unlike virtual games that can be made according to their own ability.
In other words. Guo Bang does not have this practical ability, so it will be more difficult for him to succeed.
Sure enough, this guy is still... waste material, He Ming tried many times before he found a ghost.
As a result, he ignited cautiously, and went out with a lift. He Ming tried to enjoy the atmosphere. As a result, he saw an infected person rushing over in the aisle before he went downstairs. The speed was shocking.
"Guo Bang" ran backwards. He Ming is also excited! It's so real! This technique immediately changed to the point where the opponent ran head-on, expressing the terrifying appearance of the infected person... immediately kill the top movie blockbuster on earth.
That kind of desire, that kind of cruelty... It's absolutely absolutely.
"Go go go... go go!" Guo Bang was caught up immediately, he was frantically waving with a torch... the infected person screamed when the fire burned. Then threatened and tentatively attacked. Staying behind.
The nervous and excited guys in the dormitory smashed a hole in the door, or climbed up the window of the door to show their heads to watch... and shouted.
"It's Abang, Abang is awesome! Abang fights Dabo school girl zombies! Oh oh oh, I will burn up Dabo school girl's clothes, yes. Burning her down jacket, I haven't seen milk..."
"Yes, yes. Burned, burned, and dying as a virgin is the greatest shame in life."
"Yes, yes, zombies Beiding Earth Day, I hate that we are virgins."
"I'm gracious to you uncles! At this time, there are still feelings of nonsense, grass, grass, this is unscientific! This is unscientific! Why today is the end of the world!"
"Hahaha, today is the end of the world! Oh dear, come on time and enjoy the final carnival. You should be grateful for the virus, because you did not become an infected person the first time!"
"Hahaha! Prepare weapons quickly!"
... The interesting thing is that even though He Ming controlled "Guo Bang", he could still yell at himself, "Come and save me! Brothers, come and save me!" Panicked.
Moreover, many actions have begun to deform and cannot be as rational as He Ming-this is where the fun of the game lies. After all, He Ming has everything to play on the blue sky and white clouds beach, and he is still a powerful and devil running across the universe.
They are struggling with the wave of infected persons in the doomsday time as a mortal.
The flame repelled the infected person...The other party's down jacket finally ignited a raging fire...A scream of applause. The neutral mouths can also be regarded as the school girl's chest...Although this situation is quite...disrespectful and distorted .
He didn’t say anything. He Ming’s eyes straightened and he was addicted to go in... the little kids went back and forth in front of him, and occasionally a group of cute little kids sat beside him eating food, and then watched his abs. Games, and then I’m tired of watching and continue to play various running games...
Then time passed, and the afternoon arrived, and many kids were called away by handsome men and beautiful women. Or go for a nap with the vixen clan.
He Ming then indulged in it all afternoon... Guo Bang struggled from campus to the city... The magic capital really became the magic capital. Everything is in the fast and passionate dance of the demons.
After getting a pig-killing knife, "Guo Bang" finally laughed... Killing in the cafeteria has already killed more than a hundred classmates. It's... a journey to the end.
The hero saves the United States, "Guo Bang" quickly forgot Huang Lan, who was probably an infected person, and soon...
"Master, your family called you to go back to eat?" After three or four hours of darkness, a voice rang in the air, He Ming licked his lips, "Teleport Laozi over." So a blue light would be reluctant to walk. Before he moved to the dinner table for family gatherings, there were only He Ming's big and small wives, and He's parents. And the eldest sister and the cheap eldest brother-in-law enjoy a family dinner together.
Others, Xiaohao, including the second sister, are in the virtual game. The meal time is...not available. They just came out to eat and drink when they were hungry.
"Husband playing games?"
"Hmm...hehe..." He Ming was eating food and playing games. The family didn't care, and the quasi-powerful gods and demons would not suffer from indigestion because of this.
This game is so fascinating... late at night. He Ming spent the night with Li'er today. As a result, they dressed up and felt violent. He also signaled to others to play by himself, drink some milk first, and then ride the abs...
"Cool..." Early the next morning, He Ming returned to the beach. This time, he was arranged by the central light brain in the ocean and sunbathing on a water bed, but in order to take care of the light curtain, he was in sight There is the best piece of darkness, which is a high-tech parasol. Floating automatically in He Ming's line of sight, blocking the sun.
The other body parts are in the warm sun.
And at the same time, there will be a beautiful boat floating around He Ming, there are a lot of food, a lot of drinks...It is still hot, you can bake it yourself when it is not hot.
Just grabbing it is just eating and drinking...It's really standard service.
The game finally came to an end before the next night.
Because "Guo Bang" is dead, don't expect the doomsday zombie game... to live to death.
He lived for 57 days in the game-this is thanks to He Ming's great luck, and this kind of luck can also affect the game.
At noon on 57 days, the boss of Guo Bang, who had been with a group of students, wives, mature women, and white-collar beauties, accidentally contracted syphilis. Syphilis was infected with the virus... and... a new infected person was born, and he was instantly killed by the little brothers and chicks.
Then the game is over. There is only one chance for this kind of game. Either read the file or die and start again. And can only play human.
He Ming has nothing to say. He deliberately saved this game and gave it to his old friend Guo Bang. There is also a sentence: "Sure enough, life has its own cause and effect, and your kid died of the virus caused by syphilis in the end because of picking up girls."
He can imagine the expression of his old friend Guo Bang when he saw the result of this game.
I want to play it back, but unfortunately in this game: Toad has a superb power, and there is no abs.
"Yeah, this game is awesome... I want to play for the people of the earth. Let them feel refreshed. This kind of service to the people is always loved."
Before choosing other characters, He Ming had a whim again... "Too wise! Earth humans would be very grateful to Ming Gong!..." Of course, the three central optical brains were flattering, and then automatically processed everything, such as contacting the game. The manufacturer wants them to change the game.
There's no way you don't want to be by the abs. Not to mention that Abs can kill them with money, it is said that there are idiots among them who know that Abs does it like this, and nothing else, a good flattery is guaranteed with the stock boom.
The makers of the previous two "demon" games should not be fattened. The stocks have now skyrocketed more than a hundred times-because the attention has increased greatly, after all, Abdomen has played it too!
Just like on earth... God also plays my game! God also plays my game!
Can refer to this influence.
"Well, if the name is not good, change it to the Doomsday Battle Royale when the of death is coming? No, this is not very good, there is no... passion. Then it is speed and passion, the love of the infected. Be careful of zombies chasing you. , It's terrible to be caught up!"
The name He Ming was not chosen randomly, because this zombie game is really fast and passionate.
The scene of a large number of infected people rushing across the street is really spectacular, and the clothes on the body and the remaining beauty can show...the colorful metropolitan New York beauty, the Wall Street elite or the poor revenge army from the Ahsan slum .
Don't be too to drive a tank on Mumbai.
After a while, to be precise, a minute later, the Central Optical Brain took care of everything, so he took the opening video and the game clips He Ming played, which are Guo Bang’s more exciting escapes: for example, from the bathroom. The toilet smashes zombies, fighting to death, all kinds of are out of water, so don’t have too much shit...
Then appeared together on the official website of Brother Abdominals. All sent out within a second.
"Good noon, everyone, I found another demon game, after processing, there is still a complete server, which means that ~EbookFREE.me~ can be obtained on the earth. Well, please look forward to it, at 8:30 this evening , We are here and there. Speed ​​and passion, the love of the infected!"
What was not said, in only five minutes, the world was in an uproar. Countless people screamed and screamed because of the video and game footage, and their scalp numb with ecstasy.
After receiving the news, many supermen who were working as coolies in the Earth Allied Forces fled directly from the ocean-grass, money is not important for entertainment, go back to play games!
We love doomsday and zombie games the most!
This game is great! Just look at a picture and conquer the body and mind!
"They're gone...because of that game." Seeing that Zieg yelled out of the sea, the black admiral who rushed over was taken aback for a moment. Annoyance and disbelief appeared on his face. Many fast moving... definitely not the amazing white lines of the shark, and finally yelled: "Please! Please! I didn't come out until 8:30 in the evening. What do you do to go back so early?! God! God! These... can they be professional? "
PS: Second more. Thank you monthly pass! (To be continued...)
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