Chapter 1104: I'm the champion

After watching the excitement, He Ming returned to the real world, which is the beach of the planetary mansion, to continue his great career of eating, drinking and having fun. m
After all, things on earth are still in progress, and it takes a lot of time in the dead world to have a result. He is not a dumb goose, waiting for the result.
One lap...two laps...three laps...a machine or any hard-working BMW. For tens of thousands of kilometers, Brother Tian roared like that, without any injury, his speed has not slowed down, but has been kept in a jaw-dropping peak state.
The Earth Monkey did not react for a long time. The idea that was impossible to accomplish now seems so naive.
Not only Tiange, but other Supermans also maintain this peak speed. The second place is only more than 200 kilometers away from Tiange. In ordinary human-level competitions, there will be no more than 200 kilometers ahead. Because the total distance is only 250 kilometers! Leading more than two hundred kilometers? Make an international joke!
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On the seventh lap, Tiange's younger brother "Asan" was between fifth and seventh, that is, he was between sixth, but only more than ten kilometers away, and he would be caught up with almost a breath of breath.
"Asan" was originally named He Mengxiong. He was just fourteen years old this year. Of course, for the Superman Olympics, age is not a condition at all. There is no problem with ten or ten thousand years old. Anyway, there will be no physical problems at all.
The reason why his name is full of art is very simple: Dad reads too much literature.
At the beginning, He Mengxiong ranked relatively high. He worked hard like Tian Ge before, he will definitely get second, and even compete with the "boss" for the championship.
But he was too young, and the brain's self-protection mechanism, or brain cells called rationality, did not grow at all. What's more, it's a family of abdominal muscles who are born or acquired with a little brain disability. The family made him and ruined him.
So at the beginning, there were so many screams, especially the various big sisters. Although the appearance is a bit weak, but still how excited.
"Asan" began various "personalized" performances, such as crossing the streets. "Oh oh oh..." He came to a drift, as fast as a fighter jet making a sharp turn, then ploughed a deep black mark on the ground and swept over it-the audience turned pale at first. Then he screamed, and after a moment, there was thunderous applause.
So later, when they saw him coming, the residents of the London countryside or other cities who saw the new roadside TV screamed in surprise, shouting in English or very rusty Chinese, "Drift! Drift".
"Asan" immediately served the people-gamblers began to panic: Please, brother, don't mess around! Please concentrate on the game!
Every time he passed through the city, he would rather go back and play again, and must keep drifting perfectly again and again.
The people screamed in surprise. And the imaginable "appreciation" of the people around the world, you can even think of yourself creating a masterpiece of street art, then immediately...hormonal hormones continue to burn.
That's great!
In fact, only a bicycle can play the most exciting and versatile drift.
However, it takes Superman's body to use super power and super reaction to play unparalleled, and Superman is also a very amazing performance.
Therefore, although super-speed sports cars and motorcycles can also be made on the earth, there is no such thing as a Superman bicycle to give Superman the full use of his own power. Then it reached a frightening speed, and finally drifted with the excitement of the past tense.
That's less about drifting kilometers, and getting shocked and screaming all the way. And with the soft hair, don't mention how cool and charming, how many British big girls will leave the eternal legend of Huaxia in the hearts of many British girls?
Of course... the bicycles of the old age had only one unexplained end in this process: they gave a glorious life to the people.
But that's it, Ah San soon discovered that God, he unexpectedly reached the last place.
Those who are clearly inferior to their own "waste wood" ride their bikes wholeheartedly. He actually surpassed him by far-because no one was whistling behind, and the loyal little Superman doglegs rushed over and waved at him in the crowd, "Brother, brother, you are the last one!"
He just woke up like a dream, rushed back violently, and quickly killed the most dishonest Jack Country Superman.
However, when encountering a crowd cheering "Drift!" It is also a habitual "squeak" Thank goodness, the tires of Superman bicycles are made of the most advanced nanotechnology and can automatically recover.
Ordinary road? Are the "scars" left behind? This is the love of the Olympics.
When it came time to climb the hill, Ah San didn't let anyone down or let a group of gamblers who overwhelmed him cry bitterly: He grabbed the bike again and jumped suddenly, let alone a few hundred meters.
In fact... he has artistic aesthetics, and the commentator has deeply admired the other's power... and has a little question: Is there a problem with his brain? Of course I dare not say it, because if some "truths" are spoken, my head is not safe.
Soon, in the hearts of global gambling ghosts, the value of "Asan" quickly fell from the second most popular...
"It's too young to be reliable!"
"There is no sense of honor."
Despite all the problems, Ah San still ran to the forefront, especially in the last lap, everyone worked hard. Ah San also entered the top five again in one breath, but a smarter mathematician would know that he was out of the top five. The four are basically out of play.
The fourth place, Shao said, drove 300 kilometers away. When the opponent crossed the finish line, Ah San's top speed could only be as close as 150 kilometers.
But once again the people of the world have nothing to say.
"Grass, aren't you tired now? Are you not even breathing? Not even drinking? It's really amazing and weird!"
Of course, it is impossible for Superman to drink water. On the 25,000-kilometer road, there were no enthusiastic citizens and volunteers who stretched out their arms to give water, and there was no government propaganda. Except for the real fools, ordinary people knew what would happen to those who approached supersonic speeds. Even if you are Iron Man... you become Iron Man with Broken Arm within one hundredth of a second.
It can be said that knowledge changes fate and brain damage creates disability.
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"Oh-I am the champion!" Tian Ge led a hundred kilometers to kill the second Superman Olympic gold medal. Raising his hands to cross the finish line, his inertia made him continue to drift for hundreds of kilometers... He had to return to let the media interview, old and new fans screamed in shock.
His results are: 25,000 kilometers in four hours, 13 minutes and 21 seconds.
It is believed that 99.99% of people on earth will not ride a bicycle for more than 10,000 kilometers in their lifetime.
All the players passed the finish line in the next ten minutes, after the national anthem and the flag, the Superman Olympic gold medal. The dear British guy has made contemptible half-truths, not much different from ordinary people.
However, Brother Tian is obviously prepared, he has already felt the hypocrisy and stinginess of the Western world.
Therefore, the former chairman of the Olympic Committee personally put a medal on him. After listening to the national anthem, he took an Olympic gold medal from his assistant and put it on himself.
Many people around the world in front of the TV set almost stared out.
Oh my God! No way. Live as big as a basketball? what is this? Give yourself an Olympic gold medal?
I saw that this is an incomparable Olympic gold medal, pure gold, with a row of rubies as big as eggs in the outer ring, and a row of diamonds as big as walnuts in the inner ring. The center of the gold medal is a giant as big as a small apple. Drill.
Everything is so dazzling and flawless.
Everything is genuine, claiming to be "rich in the world", or "exceeded by ancestors", the British looked stunned.
It’s been a long time for the Olympic Committee bosses to take a step--God, this...the idiot's assistant has prepared a lot of such gold medals? What does he want to do? It's crazy! Do you always give yourself gold medals?
"He... what does he want to do?" The male commentator was speechless for a long time. "Those are real, right?"
"Oh my God. Absolutely genuine!" The female commentator screamed with strong restraint in her voice.
They told them, they, and they soon knew what Brother Tian wanted to do.
A large group of media personnel surrounded Brother Tian, ​​who first showed affection on his face? Then she smiled charmingly, and finally made her eyes attractive. Then came the touching and loving look, just looking at a row of cameras like this.
"what……"
"Please call me my god."
"My God, what's the matter with your gold medal?"
Tian Ge hid his merit and fame deeply and smiled, and then used his self to feel low, with a touch of gentleness and a shallow sexy. Then I said, "First of all, I want to be grateful to Brother Ab, he gave me this opportunity, and then I want to thank the Chinese government for training me, and finally I want to thank the Chinese people, and the people of the world, they gave me Face. Thank you everyone."
After bowing deeply, he changed into a deep "difficult to rejuvenate state" voice and began to talk endlessly:
"The gold medal is a gift I gave myself. I want to motivate myself!"-Actually, my mother, I have known for a long time, can fake goods be worn on my noble neck? This is shameful!
"This is not a one-man Olympics in England, but a grand event for all mankind. Thank all mankind for their continued love of sports!"-Pretending to be.
"As for why I won the championship, it's very simple... Working hard, the most important thing is... You must have the will to always serve the people, so that you can dedicate yourself and create glory!"-Pretending to be miserable.
"I'm not fighting alone. Behind me are the people of China that I love deeply!"-Pretending to be the foundation of the rich group.
"Of course none of the other projects are let go, I am the champion! Champion!"-Pretending to be a good son and daughter of the motherland.
"Of course! ... No, this is not the glory of me alone, but the glory of all mankind..."-Pretending to be a good son and daughter of human beings.
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Less talk for an hour, Tian Ge pretended to be full of scorn, nonsense... The media staff laughed, their expressions forced to pretend to be solemn and serious, but in their hearts: Hahaha, hahaha, don’t worry about the newspaper and magazine materials for a week. Now, and this guy is just the beginning-he signed up for all the events he has time to participate in.
You can sign up for the Superman Olympics at will. The condition is that you must be a Superman and pay for it. Yes, you have to pay.
The people of the world in front of the television, or the "immersive" citizens of good alliances, really have nothing to say.
laugh? Has lost his teeth!
Many people only have a faint sorrow: What are you kidding? Will such a occupy the Superman Olympics?
No one has seen it at the ordinary level. It is estimated that the World Olympic Committee will be disbanded if it is smarter. Faster, stronger, higher is not empty talk, Superman is also human!
Little Superman? Tragedy, the glory of being named champion, runner-up, and third runner-up by the same idiot-the only competitive Jack Superman is really not powerful. And the competitive Huaxia Superman Ace will not offend the stupid bird of the family of Abs. They came specifically to show off and save others' face. Even if they were rewarded by champions, their family members would not be able to successfully complete the operation—the operation could just be delayed.
And if you flatter, the reward is given to yourself when you change hands, and you can immediately implement it that night-this is a new hidden rule, everyone understands, and the above is also implied many times... No way, don't please those stupid birds, They dare to treason and go to other countries to show off.
For example, Germany is crazy about Superman, and for example, England would rather mess around and let these Superman win the championship. Especially items with technical content. For example... gymnastics.
In other physical aspects, they are really invincible. No way, other Superman definitely doesn't have as many essences and completeness eaten by the family of Abdominals.
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After the pretense was over, he hugged the youngest brother Asan who was like a runner-up, but he was a runner-up~EbookFREE.me~ Brother Tian was about to hide his merits and fame, but he forgot one thing and hurryed to be alone. Back in front of the camera, and then imagine the most "tragic" memories in life, and finally think of trying to burn the egg of a buffalo in the neighbor's house as a child, and then being kicked by the underage buffalo, hitting the jaw and breaking a few front teeth. Not to mention, it was even more painful--
So the dry, wretched little guy...Teardrops appeared in his eyes, and the media staff looked at each other. What's wrong?
Watching TV afterwards, Brother Tian let out a long sigh of sorrow: "Life is always different from reality!" So he quickly practiced how to cry.
But a problem that a great predecessor and Warner Actor did not solve, is he a stupid who can solve it by himself? Unless he has an ancestor called...
Liu Bei, the word Xuande.
"Wow, General Zhao Zilong, who almost lost 98 points of force because of the waste wood attribute Adou! My heart hurts too much when I think about it, I have to cry! Wow!"
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