Chapter 1138: Entertain these things
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Technology Treasure King
- Undercurrent becomes a river
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- 2021-03-03 08:01:56
At nine o'clock in the evening, the pearl that never sleeps, Xiangjiang.
In the revolving restaurant on the top floor of a large hotel, Jackie Chan has enough Xiangjiang delicacies for a hundred people to feast on, and the waitresses and nearby guests also cast admiration or envy.
Without him, our current eldest brother Jackie Chan, the actor Chen Zhen who said "Oh~~We Chinese are not sick men of East Asia!" Jackie Chan is really handsome-he has played this role in this world and said this line. Far more famous than Bruce Lee, because... more interesting.
Under the warmer light, Jackie Chan was tall and tall, completely free of the third-class disabled figure of the past. Even if he still wears the casual clothes he likes, his figure is still handsome to the level of extraordinary sanctification, as if there are various substances named "handsome", "handsome", and "beloved by pretty girls" hovering over him.
In particular, Jackie Chan's face now has a very profound aesthetic: the facial features are still and handsome, and there is also a strong majesty that seems to be the godfather's face.
Anyway, it's not as handsome as a mortal can have.
This is not straightforward, it is something invisible.
For example...power.
Although he has surpassed mortals, perfect and immortal, Jackie Chan is very unhappy, as it was early today.
Today, it's not that his wife and the new object of "I made a mistake a man would make" keep bothering him, nor is it that his son is bothering him, but... there is something wrong with his movie.
There is a problem with the online version of "Chinese Heroes 1" that is not Ma Rongcheng's version: the most important protagonist, Leslie Cheung has a scandal.
God. This first protagonist, who is extremely handsome and also extremely beautiful, had a gossip in the past, he was almost happy, because this means that his movie will definitely be a big hit, and he will not charge a few billion yuan. Write the name upside down.
After all, Leslie Cheung is an alien, a normal human rather than a low-level monkey.
So in the past, it was basically useless to get scandal.
Humans will have with monkeys?
what!
But now... early today. Jackie Chan was woken up by his assistant's phone call. Happy first and sad later.
Lao Zhang, Guorong brother, there is a... scandal!
The problem is: with homosexuality.
Zhang and one of his friends. He was even taken a "yan" photo-even though he read the newspapers and dismissed it, those in the Xiangjiang media without ethics immediately described it as "Bossie", "Tongue Kiss", "Hot and Burning"...
It's a bit of a bitch.
Anyway, these guys are willing to write anything in order to attract attention and make money.
"... Tomorrow will be released worldwide. What can we do now? Crisis PR? Go to. It is impossible at all, this is a global release!"
Jackie Chan knocked on the table top of the high-end dining table. He was an old gang, and he immediately knew that someone must have done him and this movie.
In the ghost place of Xiangjiang, once the economy fails, all kinds of bad things will come out. How many horses have been killed behind how many movies? How many Molotov cocktails and intimidation methods have served the people?
Not only movies, but all walks of life. Even comics are the same. For example, a certain master from Xiao Xiami, one of his masters who wanted to go out to do it alone, asked Ma Tsai to engage him, and almost cut off his hands-interestingly, this master once wanted to do it alone. Apart from anything else, the master's boss asked someone to cut him, yes, it was his hands again.
But the master is much luckier than his little brother... the master escaped from Xiangjiang.
But after much deliberation, Jackie Chan did not think of "suspicious objects."
Not too little but too much.
He, Leslie Cheung. Huade Liu, Jet Li, four Superman Uranus superstars made a movie, a living Superman action movie, the sensational level spike "Avatar".
This is a revolutionary movie. No matter how bad their acting skills are, new stunts and perfect figures and faces will put them on top of the gods-but in this way, other people will not want to. Who wants to be a grassroots in this era?
What's more, when the movie is finished, I appreciate it. Like Jackie Chan and the others, he became a perfect and immortal superman with no effort...
"Let's talk to Andy Lau." Jackie Chan had only this plan after he thought about it. He quickly ate up a meal for a hundred people that didn't satisfy his stomach. It only took ten minutes and then left like a wind-to be a superman. Well, at least there is no need to hire bodyguards and worry about the paparazzi...again, the little Superman who likes to call Superman Superman.
But thinking about it this way, Jackie Chan felt even more wrong, "How did my brother get photographed?"
...
An hour later, the Liu family mansion.
"Sit down, Brother Long..." Andy Lau's facial features, which are far more handsome than Jackie Chan, and that kind of spring-like smile made Jackie Chan sit on the sofa. He took a bottle of famous wine and poured it into two crystal glasses. . Give a cup to Jackie Chan, take a cup in his hand, and then sit on the sofa and say: "Brother Long, your idea is very reasonable..."
"I know that our market will ultimately be paid by the mainland — oh, now it’s the league. The box office in Europe and the United States can’t be counted on. There are too many movies now. New movies are emerging in endlessly, and Europeans and Americans cannot afford it. Not to mention the protection of local movies."
Jackie Chan nodded, and Andy Lau continued: "New-style movies and TV series are a revolution. Now there are too many, and they are getting bigger and bigger. Look at this summer vacation, the new TV sets, the Superman version of the Three Kingdoms, my goodness, it's really amazing. No matter the cost, hundreds of billions of funds have been spent. The state department participated in it; Brother Abdomen also appeared... Our Hong Kong movie is not comparable."
"But we Chinese are nostalgic, and we are experienced and know how to please the audience, so we only have to be a hit. The box office of the new era is very profitable. How many movie opportunities are there in the future?"
Jackie Chan nodded and said: "Not only that, new technology has brought a lot of industrial revolutions, and a large number of old industries have closed down. Now many rich people have funds that only a few industries can enter. Look, how many entertainment companies are in Xiangjiang now? Li Chaoren all enter the film and television industry. Now! And you and I are superman actors, experienced actors. It’s hard to get a million dollars. So I’m not worried about the box office, we have a lot of opportunities. It’s just that I don’t want to fail like this."
"Dehua, what should I do about that incident? Who do you think planned this incident? I asked my brother, and he said, it was something that happened two weeks ago-it was actually done today... we will have it tomorrow. It's filmed."
Andy Lau’s eyes are almost handsome and magical, thinking, "Dragon, don’t worry about it. I know your scruples. Many, many people in the China Alliance hate homosexuality, especially the conservatives. There are many such people, and Most of them are parents, and they often take a family to watch movies. This family says less than a hundred people. So..."
"This is happening now. Our number one protagonist has a'gossip', which really caused a little trouble. But...you have to believe the audience, the world is young. It's all about tomorrow. It turned out."
Andy Lau raised his glass and said, "Brother Long, a toast. I have a hunch that we will be successful."
Jackie Chan motioned for a drink.
I hesitated a little, and then asked the question I most worried about: "Actually, I am most worried about whether the entertainment companies of the Abdomen Brothers family planned this? Then we can't really fight."
"Haha, absolutely impossible..." Andy Lau smiled, and continued with certainty: "Who do I trust the most? This world. Only the abdominal muscles. He would never do this kind of thing. Those supermen The King would not do this either. Because it was an insult to them! What's more, didn’t you notice it? This is a typical entertainment industry method. The King of Superman would not play this set at all. Disdain to play this set-they cost tens of billions of yuan for a movie. Are you afraid of competitors?"
"Then I can rest assured, who is afraid of old opponents. Although the industry is now big, our ambitions remain the same as before! See you tomorrow!"
Jackie Chan showed a classic smile and got up to say goodbye and leave.
After Jackie Chan was sent away, Andy Lau's smile disappeared, and he thought repeatedly. Trying to find out who is doing them. Now in Xiangjiang, they are such a powerful force. The Four Supermen making movies have already caused a sensation in the world. At this time, it is very obvious that someone has made this kind of incident. It is definitely directed at them. Coming.
Of course, in a civilized world, there is no way to commit a crime, so there is only this method.
Not to disgust them, but to disgust the audience.
"...Damn." After a long time, Brother Hua spit out a word.
Let's see, who is afraid of who, although the scale of the industry has skyrocketed hundreds of times, copyrights from online novels to traditional literature have been robbed of the sky; a large number of unemployed people have devoted themselves to the entertainment industry, trying to become a big star. Or satisfy your own performance-everyone has a performance, otherwise, look at the kid, if you fall, you will cry loudly and sincerely with mommy, and there will be big tears. There is no mommy, so howl at most.
...
The next day, Heroes of China 1 was released worldwide in time for the summer blockbusters.
Due to the new stunt update, Jackie Chan’s Four Little Supermen had no choice, so a lot of time was wasted in the later stage. Of course, I didn’t dare to steal the limelight from the Olympics, except for the lawless Superman version of Romance of the Three Kingdoms...Of course this is just the beginning, others The three masterpieces are all being filmed, each larger in scale, with an average investment of more than 100 billion RMB. For example, Journey to the West uses large-scale new stunts to create tens of billions of celestial soldiers and generals to fight-what a bunker.
Water Margin. That's right, Superman plays every hero, fighting all the way to wonder if the Northern Song Dynasty will sink into the sea.
Moreover, the director, a silly superman king, was unhappy with the ending and made a small modification. Song Jiang was finally killed by his own people, and then everyone hid their merits and fame deeply. I heard that there is a follow-up story of the underworld battle.
Dream of Red Mansions is unprecedentedly luxurious. It's a pity that the super beautiful actresses used are really not powerful-originally the wives of directors and investors... There are too few super beautiful supermen.
In the world’s No. 1 Movie Plaza in Marseille, among the behemoths that can supply 1.5 million people watching movies at the same time, there are four protagonists, the first protagonist Leslie Cheung is still the most handsome...the kind of inherent elegance and is the other three. A martial arts, stupid kid singer can't surpass.
"it's okay no problem……"
Facing the good guy Leslie Cheung’s apology, Jackie Chan didn’t care. Among the three Little Supermen, the only Little Superman actor he could win was Leslie Cheung. The other Andy Lau and Jet Li had their own film and television companies, and they were all alone. service. Therefore, it is absolutely impossible to become a member of his married class.
He just hopes to have a good relationship with each other and cooperate with each other, so that Chinese Heroes 2 or other movies, everyone can make a fortune together.
After some nonsense, Jackie Chan let out a long sigh, and the premiere began-Bless Brother Abs!
I’m the man behind the muddle horses, your mother, don’t you know that your brother’s "girl" is a girl?
Your uncle's, I've taken a big mistake!
...
Chinese Hero 1 has begun. To be honest, this is a very nonsense story.
Yes, the protagonist is a trash, yes, of course Leslie Cheung plays, he is the real actor, so he is completely invested in this trash mentality.
"I am proud of the world! Chinese young master! You will remember it for me!"
"I'm not a waste!" The wonderful roar of the competition field touched how many hanging silks. Other normal people appreciate the unparalleled visual effects.
"Grandpa in a bottle?" Jackie Chan played the mysterious grandpa, a very exquisite phantom who won a worldwide surprise when he came out.
Then Ao Shi Zhonghua started to kill-very cool, especially if Leslie Cheung was so handsome to play, it was so handsome to add arrogance to that kind of elegance.
As for the strange name, don't mind, this is an online novel.
It's better than "Longtian", "Matian", "Yetian", "Gaotian", "Laotian"... wonderful and charming.
After that, Andy Lau played a deadly rival, played by the aristocratic emperor that Lao Liu is good at. With perfect special effects and the appearance of a superman, the poster alone attracted less than 780 million Chinese people into the cinema-now watching the real person, It's really fascinating, the effect of killing the poster.
"Hahaha, Aoshi China, the end of your Aoshi family is here! I am the demon of the Pegasus family!"
After a line, the fight started-it was a heavy weapon that was extremely big, and it was just as fancy as it was. And many weapons are real steel weapons.
Of course, it doesn't matter if Leslie Cheung is bombarded by real artillery.
Because of online novels, Leslie Cheung killed the past all the way...This is to save time. After all, online novels are too big. Adventures and so on are still in the second one. The first one must attract attention as much as possible, otherwise the box office will not be good. It's gone, Lao Zhang's mother wanted to make a literary film long ago;
Jet Li is going to mix in Hollywood again-don't have too many invitations.
Andy Lau? Yang Wei hurriedly sang, and the new Superman's voice was even moved by himself.
Finally ~EbookFREE.me~ time flew fast, and the wave ss came out. That's right, Jet Li plays, the Promise Demon-don't look at him as a cow, in fact, you know that after reading a novel, it is a dragon in a dragon.
Before the ending, Aoshi China, a single piece of hair can kill this "wave ss" in seconds.
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"It succeeded! The box office...100 billion. That is, one billion people watched the first day of the movie."
A preliminary statistics allowed the four investors including Jackie Chan to celebrate with the protagonist. It cost 3.5 billion yuan but the box office was 100 billion on the first day. It’s really amazing... But this is also built on the many cinemas in the new era, and the poor It has to be a citizen of money and time.
One hundred million on the first day of the old age is already... handsome!
After all, it used to be one million Hong Kong currency, which was a native of a large income turtle.
ps: Second more.
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