Chapter 1: ?l day? (53-76 times)

Transfer from the Jingguan-Nothing to do at night
　　53. When I first arrived in the underground world, everyone was very excited to see the strange sight of the underground world.
　　 Although the underground world is quite dark, but the plain is quite vast.
　　 Then everyone disputed over which direction to go, one said to this side, the other said to the other side...noisy and noisy.
　　 I dare say that thousands of flies are not so lively for dinner!
　　 Suddenly, the pig head Liu wailed: ‘Don’t make a noise! ​​Grandma’s mallet, it’s not ridiculous at all!’
　　日, you Boolean B, no one says anything.
　　 Zhutou Liu was obviously satisfied with the authority of his speech. He took a handful of booger with his right hand and pinched his waist and shouted: ‘Let me be a natural soul singer, the Ssangyong Sacrifice of the Kingdom of Bemun...
　　A wise martial artist, brilliant blessings, invincible, invincible...under the glory of the great of war...point us where we are going!’
　　 a little tinnitus, a little dizziness, and a little nausea...I looked at my watch and I was really defeated. This pig just wore a high hat for 5 minutes!
　　 I looked around, and many people were already bluish and foaming in their mouths. They were shaking with their mobile phones and started calling the 120 emergency number.
　　 Fortunately, Dutou Liu finally woke up from a state of narcissism at the last minute, otherwise he would really kill him.
Pighead Liu spit on his hands and wiped his big back head, and said sullenly, "I'm blindfolded and go around in circles. When I stop, the direction I am facing is the direction that the God of War guided us to move forward. direction!'
　　 Great idea! The opportunity to make a fortune is here!
I immediately opened the table and drew a circle on it, divided into 8 positions, and shouted: "It's time to start the roulette! It's interesting to see who the of war is against! To bet and bet, you can lose twice as much. Don't come again! I'm sure to leave!'
　　 Looking at the 8 piles of yellow gold coins piled up on the table in an instant, my mouth crooked.
　　 After a dozen or so laps, Dutou Liu actually lay on the ground with a wicked dog eating shit...?!
　　 I stared blankly at the dramatic scene in front of me...I rely on! The roulette is jumping! The compensation! I'm broke!
　　 This is the little hard-earned money I saved when I got up early in the morning, greedy the dark and worked hard to transport, robbery, take out bribes, and eat free food! It's all gone!
　　I...I...I'm going to strangle this unlucky broom pig!
　　54. Walking this way is really eye-opening.
　　 This vast plain is full of low-lying volcanoes, lava rivers, vastly different plants, strange animals...
　　 is full of mysterious and strange atmosphere everywhere.
　　 I can't help but marvel at the magic of such a world.
　　 This reminds me of the first palace in the legend of the Far East.
　　 It is said that the underground palace is a huge palace built by the first emperor to dominate Kyushu, and after he fought all over the world with all the power of the country, it is magnificent! There are sun, moon and stars above, mountains and rivers below...
　　The elders in the family said that there is a majesty of the world, protected by the gods, and extremely majestic.
　　 Damn, but that place is forbidden. If you enter it, you will definitely die. I am afraid to go.
　　 But in the wild history heard by the hearsay, someone in the Shihuangdi Palace had actually entered... and came out alive.
　　 is the four legendary beasts "Kangkang Monkey, Jiang Jiang Que, Yao Yao Ya, Zhang Zhang Lang"
　　 These guys are lawless, and they have formed a ‘gang of four beasts’ to make the heavens full of smog and domineering!
　　 Later, a few guys may have a fever and lost their mind, so they went to the palace of the first palace...
　　 As a result, he was fatally beaten by Deng Tianwang of the town palace, and the beating was terrible.
　　Kangkanghou’s was beaten as translucent as a red-skinned lantern. After months of swelling, the hair on his disappeared.
　　 The river finches were beaten all over with bruises, purple black and purple black, and I have never looked back. The child born is also the same, and later changed its name to Wuji.
　　 Yao Yaoya was squashed by Deng Tianwang, his paws and his mouth were flattened, and his brain was frightened... Until now, all the ducks still only screamed ‘ah...ah...ah’.
　　 Zhang Zhang Lang was even worse. He was squeezed twice as hard by Deng Tian Wang just like kneading dough... Zhang Zhang Lang was half shorter, and his name changed to ‘Zhang Lang’. Now he is mixing in the sewer all day long.
　　 Since then, the four great beasts have disappeared, and the world is peaceful.
　　 Thinking of this place, I felt a cold war all over me. Don’t be here to watch Deng Tianwang level one...
　　 I don’t dare to think about what I’m going to do, but Zhu Tau Liu turned into a pot of pork stewed noodles and it’s absolutely impossible to escape.
Amen....
　　55. After walking down the river for a few days, we found a black stone floating in the air, and it was covered with a glowing bird!
　　Oh my god, the golden crow? Is it the legendary three-legged golden crow?!
　　 This is so exciting. Legend has it that Golden Crow appeared in the Far East, but he was shot dead by a guy named Hou Yi.
　　 I have always suspected that Hou Yi is an eunuch. After a pervert, he hated the'bird' with extreme hatred, coupled with the propaganda that the Golden Crow was not in the sky, he was three legs, and finally angered Hou Yi and led to the extermination.
　　 I flew into the air without saying a word, grabbed one, and looked at it carefully in my hand.
　　‘Left leg, right leg....Left leg, right leg?! Uh?? Middle leg?’ I just dialed around but didn’t find the middle leg, I couldn’t help being furious!
　　 I asked sternly: "Little bird, aren't you called Golden Crow? Where's your middle leg? How dare you impersonate? Your behavior is against the law!"
　　 The bird in his hand burst into tears: ‘I...I’m the Golden Crow, I...I’m not an imposter, but I’m a mother’
　　My day...I'm embarrassed! Hurry up!
　　 Behind we found a small village ransacked by robbers. Many little hairy men were killed... There is nothing to say, catch up and kill!
As soon as there was going to be a fight, these thugs were more excited than the other. The horse whips slammed, and the multi-legged giant horses galloped and cried.....In just an hour, we caught up. That group of robbers.
　　To say that the drama is true, the dark elves we identified as the murderers are actually heroes who drew their swords to help each other, but Birdman has become a brutal bandit.
　　 Pig Head Liu feels a little embarrassed.
　　 The battle ended in a blink of an eye, and I was a little bit upset that I didn't appear in the first official battle in the underground world.
　　 But I admire that dark elf boy, he is full of blood and bones!
　　 I walked over, patted him on the shoulder, and said: ‘Little guy, thank you for letting me recall a movie I saw in my childhood’
　　 Drizzt: ‘What movie?’
　　 I smiled and replied: ‘Black Man...’
　　 I saw a flash of passion in Drizzt's eyes.
　　 When the little swan was surprised to find that these birdmen were not hawks, Drizzt smiled and explained that they were hybrid hawks.
　　Pighead Liu suddenly bubbled bad water, and the harpy made a joke with the Doug clan.....the hawk?
　　 It’s so bad for him to think it out! If the harpy engages with the fathead fish, it will be the eagle whale!
　　 is too vulgar, I want to teach this shameless guy, my offspring dare to tease others without knowing what monsters will come out?!
　　 I patted Dutou Liu on the shoulder and said with a grin: ‘what a hawk is a Taoist man, brother Liu will take a cobra beauty as his wife when he turns around, and he will give birth to a child three times better than them!’
　　 Everyone was stunned when they heard that, Liu Dutou grabbed a hand in his crotch and asked suspiciously: ‘What do you mean?’
　　 I said solemnly: ‘The child you have with the beauty of the cobra is a matchless person! Sanbian is not as good as a round, but you said!’
　　 At that time, everyone admired it and fell down.
　　 Damn, Pighead Liu actually chased me for two miles because of my words. What a pervert!
　　56. We followed Drizzt and a few takin warriors who came to meet them back to their tribe and met their elder Donald Bull.
　　 Zhutou Liu immediately took Donald Bull and began to ask this question...to explore history and look forward to the future.
　　 Zhutou Liu's eyes have been turning like the unstoppable wagon wheels since seeing the tough takin warriors. Needless to say, he is going to engage in political bribery.
　　 I am not interested in politics, and I am too lazy to blend in, so I just wandered around.
　　 Wow...It has a fragrance! It seems that I have a chance to taste the authentic underground flavor! My saliva came out with a sudden rush.
　　 At this time, Little Piggy ran over, humming around me, with a tear in his small eyes.
　　 Alas, this kid... Needless to say, he is going to be breast-fed under the eyes of everyone and was beaten by Ningyu.
　　 You can’t be hungry when you are young. I think this tribe is quite big. There should be women who will give birth to the pigs.
　　 I stopped a takin and asked, ‘Is there any...that woman who can breastfeed?’
　　Takins stared at me with big eyes and looked up and down, his face was full of contempt, as if he was saying, ‘Wow, how old are you and you still need milk? Do you want to be shameless?’
　　 I suddenly felt ashamed...
　　, holding back the grief and anger in my heart, I picked up the piglet and said, ‘this kid is hungry and wants to eat milk, can I trouble you to find a cow?’
　　Takin only then understood what was going on, and immediately brought me home with a smile on his face. It turned out that his own wife just had a baby and happened to have milk.
　　Looking at this honest takin, I suddenly felt like a crime.
　　 I took out a copy of <<PLAYBOY>> and handed it to him: ‘This little pig is very edible, you can take this magazine, as a reward’
　　The Takin originally wanted to refuse, but his eyes became round as soon as he saw the content...You are welcome to accept it, and the chest is slapped, so I promise to feed the piglets!
　　 I don't have to feel guilty now...
　　 I was thinking while eating, how long it has been, why haven’t we seen the piglet come back? Even the elephant should be full, right?
　　 was thinking, the little piglet rolled over gruntingly. I saw that the bowl in his hand almost didn't fall. Damn, it's too shameful. I can't even touch the ground with all four legs?!
　　 At this time, I heard a miserable cry from the tent feeding the pigs: ‘My wife, my God...how did your become the double breasted suits?’
　　日!...Something happened! I threw the bowl and ran away...Hurry up and find my son Guoguo to borrow his badge to hide!
　　57. Surprise is often accompanied by troubles---my motto.
　　 I was really bored, so I was lying on the top of a tent with my head drooping and listening to the nonsense of Donald Niu and Zhutou Liu.
　　 The quality of this tent is really good. I feel full of elasticity from arch to arch on my knees, and the tent makes a very pleasant creak.
　　 Everyone turned their heads to look at me in surprise at this time, and several ladies even blushed...
　　 I haha ​​and said to Don Cow who was in a daze: ‘It’s okay, it’s okay...your tent is really flexible...you keep talking... keep talking’
　　 When I heard that the old thief goose also came, and went down to negotiate with the dark elves, the talk fell apart, I almost cheered.
　　 is really a big surprise!
　　 The old thief goose was really rushed to jump over the wall by the pig head!
Wow, haha, negotiations? You let a U.S. nation go to Africa in Sudan and shout to hundreds of thousands of black people: "I am U.S. nation. You black people were slaves to our white people a long time ago! You can't civil war, you must submit to me." Idiot! It's a not being chopped up as fertilizer!
　　 Is it SB? Let's talk about it, right? Let's talk about it. Okay, then we have to fight it? There are so many dark elves below, and the old thief goose is afraid that it will be hard to protect itself?
　　 At this time, I want to rush over as a supporter. The old thief goose will definitely not guard against it.....Wow hahaha, and then I sap the fire phoenix...
　　嚯嚯嚯...The old thief goose is naturally outnumbered and died bravely. It's a big deal to go back and ratify him as a martyr. My fire phoenix, my SM, be careful...wahahaha.
　　 Before I could speak, Dutou Liu pretended to go down to rescue the old thief and goose.
　　 The way I look at Pighead Liu, I know what it means to be "hypocritical and sincere, mean and noble".
　　 Damn, isn’t this a good thing to bad Laozi?
　　 I immediately jumped up and shouted: ‘The matter is urgent, I’ll set off first! You guys prepare slowly!’
　　Unexpectedly, the little swan burst into a burst of fiery stuff...the old thief goose actually has two fire phoenixes?!
　　 I'm dizzy....My eyes are blurred and my saliva is rushing! I just wandered in my head ‘3P...3P...3P...’ These words are!
　　 God treats me well! I was almost knocked down by this sudden great happiness!
　　 I have to find a helper quickly!
　　 I rushed out with a swish... Dead snake head is the most suitable, you are the only one!
　　 The dead snakehead was on guard outside, I rushed over from behind, grabbed the dead snakehead's neck, and said in a very kind tone, ‘Brother, I have been working hard these days...’
　　 Grein looked at me grinning and said, ‘You...’
　　 I interrupted him suddenly: ‘what are you, me, we’re brothers now... call me old brother’
　　 Grein: ‘No....’
　　 I interrupted him again and said, ‘Why? I hate your brother for not taking care of you on weekdays? Don’t give this face?’
　　 Seeing my face sinking, the dead snake's head waved his hand and said: ‘No...it’s not...’
　　 I immediately turned my face like spring breeze, and said kindly: ‘That’s good...Listen to me...Since everyone is brothers, brother, I want to ask you for a favor now...’
　　Green's suffocated face turned red, there was a burst of tears in Soybean's eyes, and he tremblingly said: ‘Brother you...’
　　 This dead snakehead is actually moved like this? Wow... my wife is so simple! I slapped the dead snakehead's shoulder with a fierce palm, and then took back the words under him.
　　 I said so proudly: ‘Just relying on your brother, you are so interesting. From now on, our brothers will be blessed and shared, and we will share the same difficulties!’
　　 Just when I was about to talk about my plan with ambition, the dead snakehead screamed desperately: ‘I...I said...Brother you...you step on my tail!’
　　 I looked down, huh? Really! Dare to step on for a long time, the tail of the dead snake's head is a little discolored!
　　 Damn, it turned out to be such a thing for a long time! Don’t just step on your tail butt, how dare you deceive my feelings?!
　　 I suddenly angered from my heart to the guts, "Boom Boom" twice, I stomped on the big tail of the dead snake's head again!
　　Dead Snake Head screamed ‘Oh...’ and tears came down.
　　 I heard the scream of a dead snake head outside, and all the people inside came out, all of them shouting nervously: ‘What’s the matter?’
　　 I said nonchalantly: ‘Dead Snakehead doesn’t know what kind of kung fu I want to practice, and actually wants me to step on his tail, so I have no choice but to help step on both feet.’
　　 Damn...I am really annoying now!
　　58. Support the Valley of Flames. Go slowly!
　　 I was lying listlessly on the carriage, motionless. Thinking about two fire phoenixes, I was upset.
　　 Damn, walking is just walking. What kind of competition? If you are full and have nothing to do?
　　 I am so annoyed to see the pile of figures dangling in front of me!
　　Especially when I heard that the pig head Liu was still on the sidelines, he said that playing the piano to the cow means that the cow is a master of rhythm, and the nine cows and two tigers refer to the two tigers on top of the nine cows...
　　According to this understanding, does it mean that the chickens are dancing masters? Doesn't it mean that the chickens are all dance masters? Does it mean that the nine cows have only one hair?
Trouble trouble trouble!
　　 I took out the mace and rushed to the middle of the field, and rammed the mace to the ground. The mace was half way between the gravel shots!
　　 I stared at all the people in the field and shouted viciously: ‘Who will play two tricks with me?’
　　 The takin who was defeated by Good and the others just wanted to stand up, and when they saw me, they just lay on the ground one by one...
　　As soon as I rolled my eyes, Goode immediately covered his stomach and looked in pain, ‘I was overstretched just now, I was out of breath...’
　　 Hippopotamus and Fat Elephant Rolla got up to Drizzt and ran, and they said as they ran, ‘this side is too dangerous, let’s go over there to communicate...’
　　Pangtou fish immediately shook his head and began to call out: ‘I’m so dizzy. I’m dehydrated and dehydrated. I’ve got to find a place with water to bubble up.’
　　 I stopped my eyes on the head of the dead snake, and the head of the dead snake trembled all over, and shouted with a sad face: ‘Big brother...My tail is still swollen...’
　　 My day... a swollen tail is a bird? Even if your limbs are broken on the battlefield, you have to continue to bite me!
　　 The dead snake head disappeared in an instant... the voice came from a distance: ‘There seems to be danger ahead, I’ll go and see first...’
　　 Grandma has a stick... I yuck!
　　 Finally, I stopped my eyes on the pig head Liu, the face of pig head Liu Ma was stiff, and the cigar in his mouth fell to the ground.
　　 I said with a wicked smile: ‘Dear Richard, I think you should be fine...’
　　 Pighead Liu immediately recovered his energy, and said nothing, turning his head to Daislong and said: ‘My wife Xiao Milong, get paper, your husband, I want to poop!’
　　 Then he turned his head and left...
　　 I pour... it's shameless!
　　59. Don't expect too much of anything.
　　 When passing by the Akanased manticore family site, my voice broke and I didn't see the Akanassid manticore come out.
　　 I really doubt that the guy has long ears on his head.
　　 Dead snake head also has a scorpion tail, and manticore must also have it. It must be fun for the two guys to poke their tails at each other.
　　 The stung head of a dead snake must look like a big bag full of fun...what a big broccoli!
　　 It would be even better if the pig was stung into a cauliflower head...
　　 I rely on... Then can't you become a Buddha?
　　 Really TMD hell!
　　60. Say that Cao Cao is here...
　　 Just got rid of a huge lice, the lice was really big, and I saw a layer of crane skin bumps all over my body.
　　 While everyone was busy treating the injured takin man, a bunch of ghosts appeared.
　　 It turned out to be the "Soul Walker" formed by the unyielding souls of Takin people after their deaths in battle.
　　 manipulated the dead takin warrior, and abide by the duty of protecting the tribe from invasion during his lifetime.
　　A bunch of people began to chirp about the right and wrong of these ‘soul walkers’.
　　Especially those two big egg-sized pilgrims, saying that the undead is evil.....
　　Fuck, what evil is not evil, justice and injustice, shit!
　　 is nothing more than putting on a piece of clothes for yourself, everyone has a virtue after taking off!
　　The cow ghost snake god's claim is pure nonsense. What kind of cow dies and becomes a ghost, and when a snake dies, it is a holy servant?
　　 I TMD still know the ghosts and gods!
　　Even gods can only run errands under ghosts!
　　 his grandma!
　　 I firmly support Donald Bull and this group of ‘soul walkers’, the revolution is innocent, and the rebellion is justified!
　　61. Comrades of the revolution come together, go forward and go forward!
　　咦, what is that bunch in front of it? Deinonychus? A rare thing that I haven't seen before! It's a long weird arrogant!
　　 The eye of evaluation is open! Let me look carefully....
　　 Power: 46
　　Agility: 32
　　 Physique: 55
　　 Intelligence: 18
　　 Attack Index:
　　 Defense Index: 59
　　日....a big trash. It's boring! Leave it to others.
　　 I rolled my eyes, and suddenly I had an idea, why don't I rush this trash thing to find a chance to die and play something with flowers!
　　 is always so boring and boring.
　　 I beckoned and recruited Goode and the others, Nedved, Fat Elephant Luo, Hippo, Fei Gao, Dead Snakehead, and Big Benlong.
　　Me: ‘Have you seen the Deinonychus in front? This is a good opportunity. I think everyone will practice my newly developed super combo skills with these few guys who are not long-eyed.’
　　 As soon as I heard of a new combat technique, the eyes of several guys went round immediately. Itchy.
　　‘Elder, come on, what combat skills?’
　　Me: ‘This is researched specifically for raids on long-distance large-scale targets, the name is Human Cannon!’
　　 There was a muttering around: ‘Human cannon? It sounds like Boolean B’s name’
I was proud: "That's natural. This super combined combat technique can fire a fighter with the shape of a fat Luo like Gude's prismatic spear. You think, such a powerful force is combined with sharp weapons. It shoots past at a high speed, what destructive power is this? Make sure that the guy directly penetrates his chest through his back and becomes a big hollow bun!'
　　 The few guys around kept nodding their heads, expressing their approval.
　　 I asked to clear my throat and said: ‘Now I give the order, everyone is ready.’
　　 These people lined up behind me in a hurry.
　　‘Goode, Owen.. Cross your hands and hold each other’s wrists to spread the distance, smash your horse! The gun mount! Once fired, it quickly collapses and retreats!’
　　’Little fat elephant, stretch your hands forward, hold your arms, and lie on it! Push up your hips! After launching, adjust your legs to line up with your body!’
　　‘Big stupid dragon, add stone skin to the little fat elephant, pay attention to avoid the switch festival, add 3 times on the butt!’
　　‘Dead snake head, add weight loss magic to the little fat elephant...give me frost leggings!’
　　 ‘Nedved, ride on the neck! Observe the target, report the ruler, the bearing!’
　　‘Little hippopotamus, stand on the side of the gun mount, listen to Nedved’s instructions and correct the firing status at any time’
　　...
　　Everything is ready, direction at 12 o'clock, distance 500 yards, target locked!
　　 I took a deep breath. After the 50-meter run-up, my whole body was concentrated on the right foot, and I kicked it against Fat Elephant Luo’s big ass!
　　 Super enemy-free cannon! Launch!
　　 Hearing a muffled sound of ‘push’, Fat Elephant Luo is like a cannonball out of the chamber, shooting the Deinonychus in front!
　　 The giant Deinonychus that looked like Boolean B was completely penetrated at once! Hiccups on the spot!
　　 Wow match...Success! Everyone cheered!
　　 Grandma's, my feet hurt so much, this little fat elephant can be considered a heavyweight.
　　 Forget it, let the fathead fish come the second shot.
　　 Then, everyone was stunned to watch the little hippo being kicked by a fathead fish on a stalagmite eight years away from another Deinonychus.
　　 Damn, can this be kicked? Still crooked so outrageous? !
　　 I looked at the Fathead Fish and asked angrily: "Will you kick you? Where did you play before?"
　　 Fathead Fish: "Oh, I used to be in the Chung Kuk National Team"
　　 Damn, no wonder you kicked so stink!
　　 Seeing the fathead fish still lively, I have learned what it means to feel good about myself.
　　 Too bad!
　　 Seeing that we were having fun playing here, Pighead Liu couldn't sit still, and ran over and yelled, "No way, no, this is too dangerous."
　　 "Damn, it's heartbeat!" I grabbed him and said, "Come, come, the next two cannons, Richard, you come to fire!"
　　 Facts have proved that under the leadership and command of the great Richard Sacrifice, all enemies are paper tigers!
　　 62. There was enough trouble, so I sent the dead snakehead to explore the way ahead.
　　 I said very clearly, don’t let me see any more inconsistent guys who want to look and have no looks, but have no strength, once they find that they will be completely wiped out from the body to the spirit!
　　Dead Snakehead obviously executed my orders thoroughly.
　　 When we were about to reach the Valley of Flames, this guy was already eating and walking.
　　Green: "Brother, do you have Jiang Zhongjian Stomach Digestion Tablets? I support it very well"
　　Me: "Well, let me see, there are no Jiangzhongjianweixiaoshi tablets, do you want croton bad stomach diarrhea tablets?"
　　 63. Just arrived in the Valley of Flames and there was a dry frame, so cool!
　　 Just to try the "Fire Storm" of the Lianzhu Blaze Bullet that I was inspired by Little Piglet Lianzhu Water Arrow
　　 I flew into the air and opened my mouth to face the water with a crazy burst of fire!
　　"Boom...Boom...Boom" In the continuous muffled sound, huge water jets tumbling with flames exploded on the surface of the water.
　　 Numerous Kou Tao mermaid fish belly turned up and reported to Marx full of sorrow.
　　 I glide down, skimming over the water, volleying the wind sweeping the remnants of the wind god's leg technique, kicking a Kou Tao mermaid that jumped out of the water, and plunged directly into the open space on the shore.
　　 I have never seen this Kou Tao mermaid before, I have to take a closer look.
　　 I fell to the shore smartly and pulled the guy who had just been kicked over from the soil.
　　 Damn, what is this thing? unacceptable! Dare to come out and meet people when you grow up like this?
　　 I have seen an ugly one, but I have never seen such an ugly one!
　　 unforgivable! I threw the mermaid Kou Tao, who was ninety-nine percent dead, to the ground and stomped hard! Keep stepping!
　　 I stepped on and cursed: "I will let you TMD out to be scary! I will let you TMD out to be scary!"
　　 When I stopped, the battle was over, and everyone looked at me with inexplicable eyes.
　　 Himaao ran over and looked at a large piece of things under my feet and exclaimed: "Oh...Kou Tao mermaid portrait painting? The elders are so extraordinary."
　　 Look at Hippopotamus, this house has a lot of farts! I swept away the haze in my heart and laughed.
　　 Himao immediately continued: "Elder, I will immediately expose this painting for you to mount!"
　　 Wow ha ha ha, today is so cool!
　　. The Fathead Fish and Hippopotamus actually captured a few Koto mermaid captives...I really don't know what they think.
　　 It turns out that sometimes seeing too many beautiful women can cause psychopathy...
　　 Hell, the captive that Himao caught is actually the leader of the Kou Tao Mermaid...This guy must have not washed his hands after picking up PP!
　　 Richard's bamboo sticks have been taken out and knocked loudly. These prisoners can't kill even if they want to kill...Now everyone is cool, right?
Zhutou Liu: "Brother Huohe, look at these prisoners, don't let them run away, this is a large cash check! It feels good to look at a huge pile of money, right? You are set off by them, more and more Looks handsome!'
　　What? I am responsible for guarding the prisoners?
I was frightened and hurriedly waved my hand and shook my head: "I don't like money at all, it's really true! I'm very handsome now, and I don't need them to set off. Besides, what should they do if they see me commit suicide so handsome and ashamed? Brother Eun goes to guard them...'
　　 The dead snake head rolls his eyes when he hears it...Cut, dissatisfied? You have such a big face, who don't you go?
　　 Ningyu: ‘Elder Flamingo, just now everyone was fighting and cleaning the battlefield. They were all a little tired... Grein was a pioneer all the way before... You just feel wronged.’
　　 I... I... Did I come by Rolls-Royce? Didn't I go to the court? Is it because I am handsome that I should be wronged?
　　Dou'e, little sister...I miss you now, brother...uuuuuu
　　Looking at these people talking, laughing and leaving, I turned around and kicked the head of the Kou Tao mermaid to the ground!
I yelled: "TMD, give me all to get down, whoever TMD dares to raise his head I will kill whoever! Fuck, the ugliness that grows into lumps is not enough for you to show off? Non-TMD grows into sticky abstract ugliness! Look! The mermaids of the sea clan are more eye-catching?! They are all mermaids, so how can the difference be so big? Really it!'
　　 Kou Tao, the mermaid's head burst into tears: "We don't want to grow like this...this is all harmed by humans and sea dragons."
　　咦? There is a secret? LETME listen.....
Kou Tao's mermaid cried and twitched his head and said: "Our ancestor was originally a sea pomfret, and the family is huge...the tribe just likes to hunt large animals in the sea collectively... and later killed a few by accident. A human who fell into the sea... was inexplicably covered by a big piranha hat... That’s not to say, the humans colluded with the sea dragon clan and banished us despicably... in order to cover up their shamelessness. Acts...The sea dragons have even cast a curse on our people...We want each of our people to pass through the path of life when they are born...that's the path of life! The dragons bred by their sea dragons The egg was originally like a sea urchin, but it became smooth and round because it was polished and polished by the way of birth of the dragon... How can we compare with the thick-shelled dragon egg... As a result, the people born to the tribe have become like this. We...we...hate
　　 Damn...Is that so?!
　　 There is always a sad history hidden behind the ugly reality... I suddenly feel a little sympathetic to this ugly mess.
　　65. The messenger of the Kou Tao mermaid finally came with a ransom and was finally relieved. Although I sympathize with them a little bit, this can't hide my disgust for their ugly appearance.
　　What is this? OH... MYGOD! Female Kou Tao mermaid? They actually want to exchange their own ‘beauties’ for prisoners of war?
　　 Wow ha ha ha... Seeing pig head Liu's face changed to look like a big dung pit, I almost dizzy with laughter...
　　 There are too many beauties and it’s easy to be aesthetically tired, and it’s good to change the taste.....wahahaha
　　Pighead Liu Zheng is going to be awkward...The messenger yelled immediately after seeing the bad news: ‘We will also offer the most amazing coral woman and Marlon crystal...’
　　 Oh...understand and understand... Do you always have to put good things behind? A bunch of people are eager to see how amazing the final coral woman and Marlon crystal are.
　　 How does it feel like time has stopped??
　　 Me: ‘Richard, let’s stand here and wait, have we waited for more than 20 hours? Why haven’t this thing been picked up yet?’
　　 Zhutou Liu: ‘I guess this thing is amazing...the waiting time is short and it’s not serious enough’
　　 Me: ‘I’m so hungry... I’m afraid I’ll be hungry if things don’t come... How are you now?’
　　 Zhutou Liu: ‘I’ve been dizzy a long time ago... Jingguan God left us here not to move... I’m also holding on... It should be... it should be soon’
　　 Me: ‘Next time I do this, I’ll have to let Jingguan God leave us in the house... this station will kill people for more than 20 hours...’
　　 Duotou Liu: ‘Huh...why is it so stinky? Who is so bold? Stealing farts? I’m going to be dying and you still mess up? You don’t want to be confused?’
　　 When I looked at it with big eyes, Fat Elephant Luo looked very weird and shouted: ‘Dead Fat Elephant, what’s the matter with you kid?’
Fat Elephant Luo's tears came out:'Boss...not fart...I...I...I've been holding my stool for two days and I can't hold it anymore...I pulled my pants... .'
　　 It's a pity... we don't even have the strength to laugh.
　　 Jingguan God, you don’t come back to update...we are probably about to become the worst dead heroes in the history of novels.
　　66. Can’t sleep at night, I’m going to go out and take a dip, I don’t want to meet the pig head Liu sneaking into Katyusha’s room sneakily. Hey, keep up, keep up. Huhu.
The old gangster sneaked into his daughter’s house, oh ha ha ha ha ha. Be careful, don’t be spotted by the pig head. Well, what the old gangster is doing, he actually sneaked to Katyusha’s bed, he, he, he, He just stole Katyusha's schoolbag. Well, he just stole a schoolbag?
　　 Wait, what is that, it seems to be a diary? Does he want to read his daughter's diary? Sure enough, parents like to read their daughter's diary, haha. But, huhu, can I read it too?
Be careful, don’t be spotted by the pig head, hehe, I’m invisible, I sneak, huhu, haha. Oh, open it, open it. Haha, see it. Zhutou Liu turned the first page, my God, I saw it what? "How to Smack Feilengcui's Mothers", page 2 "How to slap Fei Lengcui's mothers before my father", page 3 "How can we unknowingly In front of my father, the mothers of Feilengcui’s slammed", God, the current child, ruthless.
　　66. Madam Coral finally appeared...We stood and waited for more than thirty hours.
　　Nurse nurse, hang up a bottle of glucose for each person!
　　 Wow match... the country is beautiful, this time it's worth the wait!
　　 After the messenger of Kou Tao mermaid talked about the magic of Madam Coral, we unanimously exclaimed: ‘the incredible miracle’
　　 I immediately yelled: ‘Mrs. Coral, I collected it!’
　　 Pighead Liu followed and yelled: ‘It’s mine while going cool!’
　　My head is on top of the head of Dutou Liu, my eyes are facing each other, murderous.
　　 I said sharply: ‘I’m ruining art for you!’
　　Pighead Liu Xiong is evil: ‘giving you is a waste of resources!’
　　Damn. So there is no discussion? Okay, then it's a match. Who wins?
　　 Right pair!
　　 I’ll come first: ‘The artworks of the heavens and the earth, I have elegant tastes, and they belong to my collection.’
　　 Zhutou Liu: ‘An exquisite masturbation device, it’s hard for me to fill it, it’s up to me to use it.’
　　 This pig is really unreasonable!
　　 I will come again: ‘I am a young man who is both civil and military forever, you should respect the sages’
　　 Pig Head Liu: ‘I’m born out of the sky, the fire and water won’t invade the old man, you have to retreat from the three houses’
　　日...This guy is so bad in virtue! This kid really comes from the country of great etiquette?
　　 seems to be threatening.
　　 Look at me: ‘My hand is a magic weapon out of the sheath, a seven-foot short knife, blows hair, cuts hair, and stabs the heroes of the world.
　　 Pighead Liu: ‘I’ve got a weapon under my crotch, and an eight-inch long spear is stretched and stretched like a wish. The beauty of the world returns to the climax. The nickname of Kyushu, the golden gun, tumbler, can’t steal you from me!’
　　Damn, don’t eat the hard ones? Knowing that you have a good face, see how I ridicule you!
　　 This time I: "Seven wives are walking around, sweating profusely every night; young people should feel sad, and the future is difficult and dangerous."
　　 Zhutou Liu: ‘Since ancient times, heroes have had many beautiful faces, seven and eight are enough for fun; beautiful women live and die, and the second is shameless.’
　　 Damn, you are cruel! My face is gone... I withdraw!
　　 67. Although the Typhon giant’s house is spacious, the bed is uncomfortable...too hard. Not at all.
　　 At my request, Donald Bull set up a big round tent for me outside...it was the kind of soft bombs in their camp.
　　 It's so cool to lie on it... yeah!
　　 I solemnly gave this tent a new name-----Mi Baoer Bed
　　 68. I don't know which told the gang of Zidyfeng giants that my feathers are not afraid of flames and will regenerate... these days, a bunch of Zidyfeng giants have surrounded me for feathers.
　　 When a bunch of Typhon giants surrounded me for feathers again, I couldn't help getting angry anymore.
　　Me: ‘The day before yesterday you asked me to make a hair band with Lingyu, and you pulled me out like a vulture;
　　 The day before yesterday you asked my feathers to make underwear for your wife, and you pulled me out like an ostrich;
　　 Yesterday you were making down jackets again, and I was pulled directly into a white chicken. What do you still want to do today?’
　　 Typhoon Giant: ‘we still want to make duvets...down cushions...’
　　 I suddenly felt the sky spinning, my eyes turned black...
　　 Seeing that I became smooth again in an instant, I became irritated and yelled: ‘Listen to me, I am going to take a sauna today, you can wait for me, otherwise I will be a shameless man!’
　　 Typhon Giant: ‘Wash the sauna? What is a sauna?’
　　 Me: ‘Stop talking nonsense, just carry a bucket of water and follow me to the house!’
　　 This sauna is refreshing...
　　 I sat on the stone pier, touched the sweat on my neck, and shouted: ‘It’s not hot enough, you guys continue to pour water on your body...’
　　‘What? Someone can’t stand it anymore? Then don’t hesitate to replace him? What should I do if I have a cold?’
　　‘Um...comfortable...someone will rub my back...'
　　 When I was satisfied with the washing, a bunch of Typhon giants with no sparks all rushed to the front of their ironing stove, one by one holding the stove and crying.
　　69. The preparations for combat are going well, thanks to the magic teleportation array prepared in advance.
　　 A large number of fighters and their equipment have been continuously added to the front line of the battlefield.
　　Wow game...what is this here today? More than two hundred little fat snakes?
　　 My saliva sputtered and I came down. This Richard is really polite, knowing that I have been tired during this period of time, so I have gotten so many small fat snakes to help me...
　　 There are people with hearts and hearts, these little fat snakes even took the forks I used to eat, and tears filled my eyes.
　　 I quickly fasten the napkin around my neck... and prepare for the meal.
　　 The little fox looked at me and ran over in a panic to stop me...
　　What? Can't these little fat snakes eat?
　　 I rely on.....This is too ridiculous! Then eat half and save half! It will save you face!
　　 I bargained with the little fox, the little girl finally burst into tears and insisted, ‘one can’t eat...’
　　 Alas...Women are trouble. I promised. I promised....So depressed.
　　 I changed my mind: ‘one can’t be eaten...then it’s not a violation for me to eat a bit of each one? How can I say that I didn’t eat one!’
　　 Wow...I'm such a genius.
　　 Today, eat fragrant snake tail tip!
　　 So I brandished a kitchen knife and wok pan and started chasing and killing those little fat snakes.
　　 I chased and yelled: ‘Stop...I’ll cut a little tail...Don’t run...I’m talking for words...Stop...TMD is not allowed to jump into the river!’
　　70. The girl Ningyu came to me today, her brows furrowed, she seemed to have something on her mind.
　　 Ningyu: ‘Elder, do you think we won this war? Richard seems to be under too much pressure and it’s a bit abnormal...’
　　Me: ‘Haha, let’s talk about whether he wins or loses. What happened to Richard?’
　　 Ningyu: ‘I...I stumbled upon him today to wipe PP with his left hand...’
　　 Me: ‘You’re not mistaken, it’s a fuss too? Wipe a PP and you don’t care if he uses his right hand or his left hand. There are more natural left-handers!’
　　 Ningyu: ‘Yes...but...he used to wipe with paper...’
　　 Damn?! My day... Epidemic alert! A live PSE case was found!
　　71. After a long silence, locust-like birdmen and dwarves swept across the sky.
　　 Be good...what a big scene.
　　 It's a pity that they are facing the joint special forces team we are waiting for...
　　Range gun, feather arrow, hand axe, magic, Moradin's anger instantly interweave a song of killing.
　　 Dead Snakehead and I can’t help showing their heads to watch the fun...
　　 was immediately seen by the little butterfly and scolded: ‘What do you look at, go back and hide!’
　　 The dead snake head slid and retracted, I stuck out my tongue and mumbled: ‘Little girl is so fierce’
　　 Unexpectedly, Little Butterfly would actually push her chest, and said triumphantly: ‘Of course I have a good breast!’
　　 Damn...Is there anything wrong? Still in the mood to post sao on the battlefield?
　　 I haven't been stunned yet, but this little girl's movie has gotten worse.
　　 Little Butterfly: ‘Hey...not only Richard said, but even Ningyu said that I am tall and tall and no one can compare! Elder, you have never seen anyone better than me in the Far East, right?’
　　 Damn, look at you, how old is your girl so arrogant?
　　 I coughed and said, ‘Well, this? In the Far East... If it’s from Russia, it’s naturally far away from you... But...’
　　 Little Butterfly's face sank: ‘But what?’
　　 I made a slow call haha: ‘You are much worse than the head of the crotch pie...The crotch head is called Chang Sanfeng! There are three on the chest!’
　　 After I finished speaking, I ignored Little Butterfly's frustrated look, turned my head and went back into the house.
　　 Little girl film, I want to play tricks with me...you are still tender!
　　 When I wrote this diary, I feel nasty.....I am getting more and more spoofed. Khan first.
　　73. The enemy has changed tactics since he was hit head-on for the first time. It is boring to play harassment tactics constantly.
　　The militiamen on the front line all withdrew and took turns to rest.
　　 Dead Snakehead: ‘Brother, I see if the enemy will come up for a while. Take some of your favorite films and put them out.’
　　 It doesn’t matter, I’m feeling down too, so I can take a movie and adjust it.
　　 We just watched it for a few minutes... A few Typhon giants got in, I guess they heard the sound in the house...
　　 I suddenly feel a little bit of crime, just a little bit.
　　My collection of movies is absolutely top-notch, and the gang of Typhoon giants I watched are full of flames.
　　 Dead Snakehead suddenly said: ‘Brother, I can’t sit still, I’m so hot’
　　 Before I could speak, the door slammed open and the puppy Bellamy broke in and yelled, ‘What are you looking at?’
　　 This is all right, a Typhon giant standing at the door shivered in shock, then suddenly turned around and looked back.
　　 The puppy Bellamy plopped and lay down on the ground...what is going on?
　　 Bellamy got up from the ground, looked at the Typhon giant standing in front of him, and jumped up.
　　‘I hate people pointing a gun to my head the most in my life! You are the one who hit me on the head with a gun just now, I’m never finished with you...’
　　 I rushed over and grabbed Bellamy. There was a red mark on the dog's head. The Typhon giant was embarrassed with his hands on his hips.
　　 alas... you can’t hide it from below you stick out so long...
　　 No wonder Bellamy was so excited... was swept by someone with a dick, and then pointed at her head...
　　 I'm going to be known by others, Bellamy doesn't need to be confused...
　　 I hurriedly signaled the Typhoon giant to slide quickly, and said to the dead snake's head: ‘Go, find a large band-aid and put it on Bellamy, grandma’s’
　　 The dead snake head came back after a while: ‘Big brother, the biggest band-aid... can you see this, right?’
　　咦, why does this band-aid have two little wings?
　　 Damn, you idiot and idiot! I asked you to take a band-aid, why did you take a sanitary napkin?
　　 Forget it, cut off the extra small wings and glue them on both ends.
　　 Bellamy tearfully covered his head, which was covered by my sanitary napkin, and asked: ‘Can I go out to meet people like this?’
　　 I took a closer look, and it felt like there were still some shortcomings. That's right, the color is wrong.
　　 I took a charcoal pencil, lightly painted a layer of gray on it, and then drew a black circle in the middle. That's it!
　　 Fei Leng Cui version of adult Naruto Naruto debut! Wow ha ha ha.
　　74. Outer Chapter Name Storm
　　 Today, when Pighead Liu saw me, he yelled: ‘Come here one by one’
　　 Damn, this guy drank too much again, what a slut!
　　 I stared at the pig head Liu and roared: "My name is Jiguang...you fellow"
　　 Pighead Liu actually laughed haha: ‘I...I said you are all neatly hairy, why are you called Aurora?’
　　 The gang of clubs behind Zhutou Liu pouted and laughed.
　　 Fuck me, on the other hand, dare you to make fun of my name?!
　　 Daisyron smiled and patted Dutou Liu on the shoulder, and said, ‘Richard, don’t talk about it, I’m afraid the elder will change his name to Robben (naked)!’
　　 Now everyone laughed out loud.
　　 I was so angry that I looked at Daislon coldly, but said softly, ‘oh...this name is really good, but I think you should change it too’
　　 Daisili was taken aback: "What name do I change?"
　　 I touched my mouth, smiled wickedly and said: ‘Inzaghi (yin zhaji)’
　　 The surrounding area was suddenly silent... and the hall burst into laughter.
　　 Dai Silong's face was first flushed and then turned into iron blue. He actually drew out a crossbow and shot at me...
　　 Killing... Grandma's, the little dragon is sturdy, flash first...
　　 Today, I have lost face, and this little girl chased me for more than half of the city of Valencia....I'm dead... Damn, I just changed my name to Cech (King He)
　　 Alas, I knew that today it would be better to use the name ‘Crane Dragon’ given by the elder Tianhua. I’m really depressed.
　　75. I was sleeping in the room with a dead snakehead, and suddenly I heard the mess outside, and people kept calling ‘it’s raining’
　　 It's raining? I sat up with the dead snake's head whizzing, looking at each other... Damn it? Where is the rain coming from underground?
　　 Suddenly our two faces changed... the rain is too strange... I'm afraid the enemy's massive counterattack has come...
　　 Attack! It's time to win honor on the battlefield! I screamed at the dead snakehead and rushed out.
　　...
　　 I stretched out my hand to wipe the blood off my face, staring at the corpse underneath a mountain of blood... it's over?....
　　 The enemy's counterattack this time is uncharacteristically uncharacteristic, and all of them are not afraid of death, and the force of the offensive is beyond everyone's expectations...
　　 At this time, almost all of us have a feeling of aftermath.
　　 Pictures of battles in the air flashed through my mind.
　　Eagle Bulls rushed towards me from all directions, the javelins were as dense as a rainstorm in the sky.
　　 I screamed and flashed red light all over my body, shattering countless javelins, and shooting straight into the enemy line!
　　 My wings flew up and down, and the sharp feather knife brought out arrows;
　　 The right leg swept across, and a few eagles flew out with the sound of coughing and cracking bones; a protruding left claw cracked the brain of another eagle;
　　 The iron beak pierces the left and right piercing, invincible...
　　The eagle bullman is like a crazy huge wave, rolling wave after wave...In an instant they surrounded me like an iron bucket.
　　 I can even see clearly the blood-red eyes of each eagle and the hideous face, just like the evil spirits of hell.
　　 In a stunned, dozens of eagle men actually pounced on me...
　　Hahahaha...I was so angry that I laughed, UU read the book www.uukanshu.com and screamed up to the sky: ‘If that’s the case, then you all go to die and break it!’
　　 feathers all over his body flashed out with red light bursting out, and the blood mist filled with the sound of piercing flesh.
　　 There is a blood red in my eyes.....The killing came to the world. Killing all sentient beings and conquering the world!
ended....
　　 I suddenly felt like there was something in my mouth. I spit it out and saw, damn! Whose chicken? Damn...I was blown by the bird population?!
　　 I'm crazy! Find out the dead guy who has no dick! I want to break him to pieces!!
　　76. I rushed to the bathroom while vomiting...it was disgusting!
　　 I was squatting under the shower, hum, hum, brush my teeth, the pig called me again...wow, what's the situation?!
　　 I hurriedly wrapped a big bath towel, bit the big brush, and rushed out with my mouth full of foam.
　　 Hell... this actually asked me to take Drizzt and Jorna to other strongholds at this time...
　　 I viciously spit out the brush in my mouth to the ground, and shouted: ‘prepare to mount the weapon...’
　　 ‘Left Wing Water Arrow Launcher Katyusha...The mounting is complete!’
　　 "Right-wing empty space fighting bomb Drizzt...mounting finished!"
　　‘Abdomen Elemental Protective Armor Jorna...mounting finished!’
　　 ‘The little black panther in the cabin... the security check is complete!’
　　 I grabbed the cigar in Dutou Liu's hand and put it on the face of a Typhon giant and said: ‘Ignite...Ready to take off!’
　　 Fuck... I want to see who dares to provoke me, a heavily armed fighter.