Translator:
StarveCleric
Editor:
Milkbiscuit
While Lin Jiage was busy foaming himself up in his bath, he couldn’t help marveling at how wondrous his day had been. Once again, he went through the Mathematical proof he’d derived outside that ‘Big White Chubby = Soft Bun’, verifying it yet again before his mind finally felt reassured and he continued his bath.
Perhaps it was due to his exceptionally high mood; while he was wiping himself up with a towel, he even began humming a song.
It’s you, it’s you, it can be no one other than you. It’s you, it’s you, it’s really you…
After putting on his pajamas, Lin Jiage opened the door of the bathroom while wiping his hair.
And the first thing he saw after opening the door was Xia Shangzhou standing upright at the doorstep of the bathroom, as if he was a door guardian.
This frightening sight jolted the song out of Lin Jiage’s mouth, but after a swift glance at Xia Shangzhou, his good mood returned, and he continued humming the song,
It’s you, it’s you, if it’s really you, let me see me meeting you…
, as he headed to the table to grab his hair dryer.
After he was finally done blow-drying his hair, he moved on to tidying his hair before the mirror. Through the peripheral view of the mirror, he caught sight of Xia Shangzhou. He had actually followed him over and was currently glaring at him from behind with a grudging gaze.
Lin Jiage turned around to look at Xia Shangzhou,
What are you doing?
Xia Shangzhou stared at Lin Jiage unblinkingly, and with an incomparably severe voice, he said,
Boss, I think that I really need to have a good chat with you tonight!
Lin Jiage turned his gaze back to the mirror and continued styling his hair as he replied distractedly,
What do you want to talk about?
Xia Shangzhou:
I want to talk about your relationship with Sis Yao! I think that you went even more overboard than yesterday! Your actions last night are understandable since you were still oblivious about it, but today, you’re fully aware of what you’re doing! That makes your crime even more horrible!
Facing Xia Shangzhou’s criticism, Lin Jiage replied with an incredibly nonchalant
Oh
before following up with a question,
Are you sure you want to talk to me about this?
Xia Shangzhou nodded with unwavering determination.
That’s right. We have to talk about this tonight. I can’t just watch you go further down this path!
I think you’re getting something wrong here…
Lin Jiage turned around and calmly leaned his body against his desk.
… What I mean is that you might just make your suffering worse by talking to me.
Xia Shangzhou:
My suffering is already so great that it can’t get any worse.
Very well then. If that’s the case, I guess there’s nothing I can do about it…
With this thought in mind, Lin Jiage asked,
I have good news and bad news. Which one do you want to hear first?
And before Xia Shangzhou could respond, Lin Jiage had already chimed in once more,
Wait, I take that back. I guess they’re all bad news to you…
Xia Shangzhou:
…
Lu Benlai took off his earphones to eavesdrop on the conversation.
Xia Shangzhou:
Boss, since they’re all bad news to me, I’ll choose the good news you mentioned just then.
Lin Jiage nodded slightly.
The good news is that Yao Loves Ice Cream is Shi Yao.
Xia Shangzhou:
??????
Lin Jiage:
The bad news is that the one who needs to keep a boundary with Yao Loves Ice Cream is not me but you.
Xia Shangzhou:
!!!!!!
Was there any difference between the two?!
Lin Jiage patted Xia Shangzhou’s shoulder and said,
I’m very sympathetic to your problem, but I regret to inform you that even before I was born, Yao Loves Ice Cream was already mine.
Right after Lin Jiage said those words, there was only a single phrase left in Xia Shangzhou’s mind: Regarding love, I choose death.
Author’s Note: Old Xia, there’s no need to be too upset. Lin Jiage is still in Sis Yao’s blacklist~ And there’s a saying: Despicable men have their wives to subdue them!
