Translator:
StarveCleric
Editor:
Milkbiscuit
After the message was successfully sent, Lin Jiage pondered for a moment before he @’d <Yao Loves Ice Cream>.
Holding his phone in his hand, he patiently counted every passing second, but even after a minute passed, there was still no response from Shi Yao. Eventually, he could no longer keep his composure, so he turned to Lu Benlai and Xia Shangzhou and said,
Did you guys get my message?
Lu Benlai took a glance at his notifications and replied,
I got it.
While replying to Lin Jiage, he sent another message in the group: [Sis Yao, may you have sweet dreams +1.]
Unwilling to give up just like that, Lin Jiage turned his final shreds of hope toward Xia Shangzhou.
I got it too,
Xia Shangzhou replied. At the same time, he also replied on the group chat: [Sis Yao, may you have sweet dreams +2.]
Even the usually lurking Song Chaoxi sent a message on the group chat: [Sis Yao, may you have sweet dreams +3.]
<Yao Loves Ice Cream>: [Thanks Juice.]
<Yao Loves Ice Cream>: [Thanks Expert.]
<Yao Loves Ice Cream>: [Thanks Tide.]
When Lin Jiage saw those incoming messages on his phone screen, he felt his heart turning as cold as ice.
Soft Bun thanked every single person in the group except me… It looks like Soft Bun is truly angry with me this time. What should I do?
Should I coax Soft Bun in front of everyone in the group chat?
The thought of his messages being screenshotted by the other three and used as future joke fodder made Lin Jiage deeply hesitant.
But at the same time, he couldn’t afford to let Soft Bun know that he was Lin Jiage. Otherwise, Soft Bun wouldn’t just be angry at <111111> but Lin Jiage as well… But she had already blacklisted him, and now he couldn’t even send private messages to her anymore…
The more Lin Jiage thought about it, the more he found himself hating WeChat. Thus, he ran over to the AppStore and gave WeChat another 1-Star rating along with the following review: [Don’t you think it’s a dumb function to warn the other party that she’s been blacklisted? How are you going to take responsibility if my fiancée runs away because of this?]
Putting down his phone, Lin Jiage tossed and turned on the spot for a long while before he picked up his phone once more and gave WeChat yet another 1-star review on the AppStore: [If it wasn’t for my fiancée, I would really this app once and for all!]
Putting down his phone once more, Lin Jiage hugged his blanket as he stared at the white ceiling for a long time. He then abruptly sat up, grabbed his phone again and sent a message over to Song Chaoxi: [Don’t tear me down in the group chat later, thanks.]
Without waiting for Song Chaoxi’s response, Lin Jiage generously sent over a 200 RMB red packet.
The red packet was collected instantaneously, and following which, Song Chaoxi replied with a [Roger that, Boss]
.
Lin Jiage then turned to Lu Benlai and Xia Shangzhou and said,
Seven days at Golden Resplendence.
Lu Benlai immediately put down his phone and said,
Daddy, feel free to order us around!
Xia Shangzhou tore out his facial mask immediately and said,
Daddy, your words are my command!
Lin Jiage:
Later on, no matter what happens in the group chat, I want the two of you to not say anything that you shouldn’t say.
Lu Benlai:
Rest assured, Daddy. I only say things that I should say!
Xia Shangzhou:
I won’t type a single word from now on!
After settling all the potential sources of trouble, Lin Jiage’s concerns were finally allayed.
He tapped into the <Sexy and Frisky> WeChat group and stared intently at the screen as he gulped down a mouthful of saliva. Then, he began to move his fingers.
<111111>@<Yao Loves Ice Cream>: [I’m sorry.]
S-s-s-s-sorry? D-d-d-d-did Boss really just type that word?
Amidst Xia Shangzhou’s stuttering, Lin Jiage continued typing on his screen.
<111111>: [I didn’t mean to blacklist you. I wasn’t paying close attention earlier in the afternoon, and it seems like a pet that I was raising accidentally swiped at my phone screen, blacklisting you by mistake.]
<111111>: [I’ve already taken you out of my blacklist. Can you take me out of your blacklist too?]
