Translator:
StarveCleric
Editor:
Milkbiscuit
Yesterday, didn’t that little fatty say that she added him by mistake because of a shaky hand?
Normally, Lin Jiage wouldn’t hesitate to play dead. But for some reason, he was in a good mood today, so he decided to be magnanimous for once and bring that little fatty around in the game.
Thinking this, Lin Jiage accessed the game, shared the room with the [Sexy and Frisky] group, and even sent out an ‘@[Yao Loves Ice Cream]’
.
When [Yao Loves Ice Cream] accessed the room, the phone in his hand vibrated once more. He started the game, and just as he was about to close his WeChat, he saw that [Expert of the Monkeys] had sent him a message: [Thank you, Boss.]
It wasn’t as if he was bringing that little fatty around the game for that guy, so why was he being so excessive and thanking him?
Lin Jiage didn’t intend to reply to Xia Shangzhou’s message, and he was about to return to the game when yet another notification popped up. It was from [Yao Loves Ice Cream]: [Thank you +1]
Was that little fatty agreeing with Xia Shangzhou?
Without any hesitation, Lin Jiage began typing on the screen.
[111111]: It’s fine. I just think that it’s not challenging for me to play alone, so I decided to bring you with me to hike up the difficulty.
…
On the other end of the screen, after seeing the message that [111111] sent, Shi Yao immediately wanted to take back her [Thank you +1]
.
But since too much time had passed by, she was unable to withdraw the message. In that moment, she really wanted to chop off her own hands.
Why did she even bother to thank him?
Just like yesterday, [111111] and Shi Yao didn’t interact much in the game.
Due to her bumping into Lin Jiage earlier in the evening, she didn’t get to have her fill during dinner. And so, in the middle of playing the game, she would say such words from time to time:
Help me wash an apple, thanks.
Help me grab a packet of potato chips, thanks.
Help me grab a bottle of milk, thanks.
Help me open this packet of beef jerky, thanks.
Help me tear open the packaging of this QQ Candy 1
, thanks.
Help me…
After the nth time Shi Yao spoke about food, on the other end of the game, the person who was silently slaughtering the enemies and carrying Shi Yao to victory, [111111], abruptly chuckled.
He had a very beautiful voice, and the chuckle was rather soft too. In that moment, Shi Yao felt a numbing sensation in her ears.
Her mouth, which was busy munching on a biscuit at that moment, paused for quite a while before resuming again.
But barely after she chewed twice, [111111]’s voice sounded from her earpiece once more,
Little Fatty, how heavy are you?
Little Fatty?
Was there a little fatty sitting by his side?
Shi Yao knew better than to speak at this moment.
[111111]:
Little Fatty, didn’t you hear me?
Was the Little Fatty that Mister Numbers referring to… her?
Shi Yao choked on her biscuit.
It took her quite a bit of effort before she could breathe properly again. After which, she stared at [111111] in the game, and with a very stern and earnest voice, said,
I’m only 40 kg.
[111111]:
Aren’t you getting the first number wrong? It should be 80 kg, right?
Before Shi Yao could respond to that, [111111] continued speaking,
Or Little Fatty, are you actually 1.4 meters tall?
[111111]:
Little Fatty, if someone as insatiable as you only weighs 80 kg, you must be rather short. Perhaps I might even be overestimating you with the 1.4 meters…
T-t-that’s too much!
Shi Yao felt so choked by [111111]’s words that she couldn’t find her voice for a moment.
While she wasn’t a fatty or only 1.4 meters tall in real life, what right did he have to speak of her that way? This was too much!
Little Fatty, do you sleep on the top bunk or the bottom bunk? If you sleep on the top bunk, the person on the bottom is surely too afraid to shut her eyes at night. She probably fears the day your bed collapses in the middle of the night and crushes her to death…
[111111] didn’t sound like he was going to let the matter rest,
Oh, wait a moment. Considering your weight, you might even have trouble climbing up to the top bunk…
After hearing those words, Shi Yao finally reached her limit. In a moment of rage, she bellowed,
Don’t think I don’t know that you’re just an old virgin!
