Chapter 182: "Hangover" is here!

Chapter 182 "Hangover" is here! (For monthly ticket)
On the TV screen, the moth butterfly flashed around the flame, and then saw the marble floor of the spacious and luxurious bathroom. A large tiger lying on the side roared sideways, blinking, and then sideways. A roar, like MGM's classic opening animation. Then it suddenly got up and rushed, the sleepy fat man Zac screamed and rushed out of the bathroom; the camera was about to edit, the dentist Ed Helms also screamed, and in the car, teacher Bradley screamed Was caught by the tiger.
"We can't find Doug anymore." Bradley stared at the sky with a frown, saying, "This wedding may not be possible." The camera turned to the beautiful bride in a wedding dress, she held a bouquet in her hand The flowers looked out of the house through the window. All the guests attending the wedding were sitting on the bench, and many people looked at the watch with anxiety.
"Wow" On the endless highway, an antique Mercedes-Benz car was passing by. Fat Zack patted the door and smiled at the little girl: "Vegas, Vegas ..." He saw his pain in a blink of an eye. The ground screamed, the lightning effect all over his face, and his body would not shake down if he wobbled.
The picture on the screen started quickly and seemed to be related but it made people wonder how it was flashing. The four people walked in the hotel corridor like gentlemen at the beginning of "Waterfall"; clinking glasses on the rooftop and suddenly turned back When he got out of the car, the fat man asked, "Shall we take a few guns? I heard that there is a city of sin." The teacher, dentist and groom looked at him strangely.
At this time, the magnetic voice of the narration quickly read: "Directed by Wang Yang, Zach Gary Feynakis, Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms, Matthew Fox, Charlize -Theron, Michelle Rodriguez. Are you ready to laugh and cry this Christmas? "
As the picture flashed on the sound screen became full of surprises and excitement, there were babies in the room, crazy drag racing on the street, Michelle slammed the trio ... and there were bursts of screams, and the camera finally stopped at Ed -Helms twitched his face with a twisted face: "What the happened—"
"December 13th," Hangover "came out with a global laugh," the narrator said, and saw a rooster walking slowly in the hotel room, clucking a few times.
This latest TV trailer was broadcast on Thanksgiving Day on November 28th. Numerous family viewers in North America were attracted by the lively and suspenseful stories in it. Are they married? Where is the groom? What is going on? Fans and fans have also increased their interest. Before and after the Flame movie, they dared to use "laugh to death" and "laugh to tears" as slogans. Magic Yang has never told lies, and "District 9" is just nonchalant.
Thanksgiving is also the anniversary of Wang Yang and Jessica ’s love relationship. The two have gone hand in hand for four years, from teenagers to adults, regardless of their physical appearance and knowledge, but they have changed a lot. What has changed is that sprouting feeling. After spending a Thanksgiving holiday, the time entered December, and the warm-up week before the Christmas period began.
On December 6-12, there was only 500 million box office totals. In the third week, he won the championship and won .19 million; The "Boss Flash 2" released at 2635 theaters on week was only 14.3122 million, which is very different from Warner Brothers' expectations. Far away, the R-level comedy film for Christmas has another hit; the third place is 20,000 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, which has received 216 million box office around the show.
When the wall calendar turned to the 13th, on Friday, the two-year Christmas period officially opened, and five movies were released today.
On a warm and sunny afternoon, the red carpet outside the Xuelan Theater is very lively. The handsome and beautiful stars in suits and evening dresses are all smiling, posing for the ss to take photos with the photo reporters, and answering the media reporters on both sides of the railing. The problem is that there are beckoning fans who shouted their names and were enthusiastic. It was the screening of "The Hangover".
Today's red carpet can be described as star-studded. In addition to starring in the crew of "The Hangover", there are many guests who come to help, and there is a certain to replace Nicholas Cage as the newcomer of "Return of the Person" Tom Willing; a young man in a gray suit Robert Downey, the huge Shaquille O'Neal, Will Smith and his wife, Zachary Levi, Jessica Alba and other brothers, of course Joshua participated as a crew member.
"Yang, today's" Transformed Hot Girl "starring Rachel McAdams will also be released." Kacha Kacha, the flashing lights kept on, the reporters at the railing stared at Wang Yang in a black suit and black tie, A golden white woman asked aloud, "What do you want to tell Rachel? Have you talked about this?"
"Well, we have talked." Wang Yang nodded and smiled. He said hello to Charlize Theron in a purple evening dress passing by, and continued to laugh: "I tell Rachel, good luck. ; Rachel also told me that I wish you good luck. "Another male reporter asked:" Manhattan Cinderella directed by Wayne Wang is also released today, what do you think? "
Wang Yang still smiled and whispered in his heart. He did n’t remember how many times he answered these questions these days. He replied again: "Wayne Wang is my favorite director, he can always catch Those delicate emotions are worth tasting. "Hearing another boring question, he almost smirked out, saying," No, we have no relatives. "
At this time, he was photographed behind his back. It was Michelle Rodriguez who walked by. She was wearing a black evening dress and holding a handbag and grinned to reporters: "Yang is a kung fu. Master I was almost killed by him on the set. "Wang Yang glared in surprise, and quickly said:" Wow, don't say that, they really write that way. "
The reporters laughed hahaly and took a telephoto camera to take a photo of him and Michelle. Another black female reporter Mero asked: "Fantastic Young, someone said your" hangover "was the compensation Everyone's sadness in "The Ninth District"? "Wang Yang laughed:" "Hangover" does make people happy. "The female reporter immediately asked with a smile:" How much? Can I really cry with tears? "
"I think you will know right away."
The sky was getting dark, and the outside of the Xuelan Theater also changed from lively to deserted. All the star reporters and movie fan audiences stepped into the theater, preparing to watch the movie. In the screening halls of 2,875 theaters in North America, although not all are full, there are not many vacancies. After all, Mr. Magic still maintains a good reputation of up to now.
"Sorry, let's let, let's let." Natalie, holding a large bucket of popcorn, walked into a row of seats. The audience stretched out with their feet stretched out, and no one noticed that she was in the dim light. Who. Natalie came to an empty chair and sat down. She looked at the big screen "Mr. Hughes" trailer, and Kim Carrey with a mustache was very serious. She grabbed a handful of popcorn and stuffed her mouth with a smile on her face, whispering in her heart: "I like and pee, don't make the" Juneo "set anymore"
Also looking at the big screen is Rachel who is in Los Angeles. "Transformed Hot Girl" does not arrange a screening. The screening hall next to it is about to be screened, but she has already seen it, and this is the hall of "hangover". . She looked at the dense crowd around her and listened to the low buzzing conversation, she could not help but shook her head with a smile.
She had noticed a while while queuing to buy tickets just now. Six of them bought "Hangover". I really don't understand why some media predict that it won't get the box office champion this week? Of course, she hopes that "Hangover" will have a magical good result, and that "Transformed Hot Girl" can bite it well. That must be very interesting.
Thinking of this, Rachel couldn't help but smile, and listened to the voice of the audience around him: "I watched the five movies of Magic Yang, and today is the sixth one, I hope he can't let me down.", "The latest trailer The film is very attractive ... "She vaguely heard a laugh again:" Rachel, even if you become a box office poison, rest assured that I will not give up on you. Good luck "
"Good luck, magical Yang" She pursed her mouth and slightly exposed two dimples on her cheek.
After a while, I saw a return on the big screen. The audience in the 2875 theater screening halls slowly calmed down, and the screening was about to begin. Natalie, Rachel and others have adjusted their sitting posture; fans of fans watching in North America seem to have licked their lips, ready to enjoy a big meal, and continue to adventure to see the magical Evelyn, the girl Alice family ... …
Of course, there are many people in the big screening hall of the Xuelan Theater, well-known film critics, media reporters who have not participated in the screening, and relatives and friends; and the creators of the "hangover" crew in the front row, whether they have seen it or not I ’m very excited if I have n’t seen it. Michelle raised her lips. Zac and the other four whispered nervously. Harry George in an oversized black suit was nervous, his big moved around and muttered. He said, "Dude, dude, oh ..."
"Master, I want to ask you a question?" In a white evening gown and a showcasing Jessica's smile, Wang Yang, who was sitting in the middle, turned to look at her and smiled: "Acai, ask. "Jessica suddenly became serious, staring at him with closed eyes, and asked," Did you not do what was in the movie that day? Or I wouldn't laugh. "
Wang Yang suddenly turned his eyes and glanced at the Tom-Welling couple, Zachary, and Joshua, who had been giggling before watching, whispered, "It's too classic." Jessica showed suspiciously. She raised her eyebrows and saw that he was about to answer. She raised her hand and smiled: "Wait until the movie is over and answer me, I will laugh again." Wang Yang said with a fist: "The master obeyed." The two smiled and turned to look The big screen.
"Hahaha--"
Within two minutes of the opening, there was a burst of laughter in the Xuelan Theater. The same situation was born in theaters across North America, and then soon another chuckle. They all kept their faces smiling, their facial muscles were about to slacken, and their mouths were about to close. They suddenly laughed uncontrollably, some people laughed lightly, some people laughed with their shoulders shaking, or even laughed Breathing sound like a bellows.
The story of the big screen moved forward with laughter. The four came to Las Vegas and stayed at the Caesars Palace Hotel. After a night of carnival, there were more tiger and a baby in the presidential suite, but there was no Doug; three When people realized that something was wrong, they embarked on a crazy journey to find Doug.
In the sound of thrilling music, a police car on the screen rampaged wildly on the street, followed by the gangster's car, and the trio screamed "ahhhh". A wedding was being held on the lawn of the chapel, and the fast-moving police car suddenly flew over and disrupted everything. When out of danger. Ed in the car pulled his neck and flushed with excitement, his voice roared hoarsely: "What the happened to him—"
"Ha ha" in the dimly lit projection hall, her ears were full of laughter, Evelyn covered her mouth with her hands, and she blushed with red ears: "Oh, God ... Haha ..." She believed in Magic Yang and "The Hangover" It must be funny, but I never thought that such a great movie would be broadcast in less than half. She laughed more than the total number of comedy movies she watched this year.
1 The good sister Kelly sitting next to her mouth also twitched with laughter, but she saw Evelyn's breathlessness, knowing that this guy's reaction was exaggerated several times than the normal person, and couldn't help but ask: "Yi Fu, are you okay? "Evelyn rubbed her tears in the corner of her eye with a trembling finger and smiled:" I don't know, I really don't know, maybe I will laugh to death. Wow ha ha ha-"
I saw two policemen on the big screen suddenly broke in, pistol pointed at the three people in the room, Charlize Theron and others, shouting nervously: "Don't move, don't move" Zhashang Zak, Bu Both Ledley and Ed raised their hands back, and their eyes widened in fear. Bradley shouted: "God don't shoot, I'm a teacher." Zach exhaled again and again: "I don't have a gun, I No gun "
Seeing this sudden change, there was a lot of laughter like Evelyn in the entire auditorium, and Kelly herself was breathless immediately, no matter, it should be all right this time? But compared to the silence in the "Ninth District", now it is simply ... She looked at the audience who smiled back and forth, and secretly raised a thumb: "Magic Yang uses magic again. Is he Harry Potter? "
It didn't take long for the 2875 theaters and the Xuelan Theater to burst into a more crazy laugh. In the sound of classical music like suspense, the slow motion, the fat man stood up with hatred on his head and headed to the stunned big fat man Zac, followed by electric shock, lightning effects ... The fat man was finally charged by electricity, and the lens was aimed His round eyes widened. The laughter of the audience grew louder and out of control, and the decibel set a new record tonight.
"Doug" in the open space beside the road, the trio happily opened the trunk of the sports car. Michelle, who had only underwear on her body, jumped out agilely. Her whirlwind leg whipped the center Bled. Lee kicked out, and solved Ed next to her with a few clicks. Her eyes were fierce and she squeezed her fists slowly towards the fat man, sneering: "Do you want to me?"
"No one thought, no one." The fat man stepped back and forth in fear, shouting with his hand short and begging mercilessly: "We are a gang, we are a gang, I hate Angelina Zhu Li, I hate her "he swallowed hard, his voice trembling:" This is not your fault, I always thought it was Santa Monica, I will bring you clothes ... "
As the audience laughed at the cramps in their stomachs, they suddenly laughed again. Michelle, who was running away on the screen, lifted his fat man with his hands, and rotated a few times like a strong man, turning the screaming Zach Hit the front, the fat man "Peng" fell to the ground, screaming muffledly. Michelle looked at the painful three on the ground and challenged: "Nobody wants to me? Nobody? -U"
"Hum" She wiped her nose with her thumb like Bruce Lee, and kicked the Mercedes-Benz sports car again. The door suddenly fell in. She said "a group of idiots" and walked away.
The decibel of laughter once again set a record. Many audiences in formal dress in the Shenlan Theater laughed without manners. Some people in the critics' seats were unhappy and some were a little disapproved. Michelle Rodriguez in the front row couldn't stop laughing either. Zach and others on both sides smiled and gave her thumbs up. Michelle was a little puzzled. How could he be so funny? She never knew she could do this
"Yang, in fact, I can play this role." Jessica leaned into Wang Yang's ear with a rather unwilling tone. Wang Yang looked at her face and shook his head and smiled: "You are too beautiful to be enough for this character's arrogance." Jessica stared at him gritted his teeth and pressed his voice: "You said I was too ugly " -U" Wang Yang nodded and said, "Ok, tonight." Jessica could not help but smile, cursing: "." Wang Yang laughed: "Tonight."
"I could have acted like this, it was unbelievable." Michelle looked at Wang Yang, who greeted Jessica over there, and she worked with directors such as Karen Kusama, Rob Cohen, Paul Anderson, etc. After that, "Girls Punch", "Deadness and Missing Points", "Resident Evil" ...
The best director is Wang Yang, who is two years younger than her. He knows how to control the studio. He has a gentle temperament but strict requirements. It will make you feel happy while trying to meet his requirements; and he always has a way to let you go. My hands and feet are completely changed attitudes in my heart, and then I played very comfortable. Thinking of these, Michelle smacked his lips with emotion and smiled in my heart: "Magic Yang"
The big screen story continues, and laughter continues. O'Neill's debut has made many fans and audiences crazy again. The trio must also find a way to transport the tiger back to O'Neill's manor.
"Oh my god." Seeing this latest picture, Hans quickly reached out and covered his 12-year-old daughter Alice's eyes, frowning and said: "You can't see this." Alice shook his hand helplessly, dark The ground said angrily: "Uh er, as if I don't know." Martha also covered her daughter's ears on the other side, but she kept laughing.
"Look, guys, I'm tiger." In black and white surveillance cameras, Bradley arched the tiger's butt, and the three drunk people beside him laughed, Crood. Lee continued to arch, and said madly, "Oh, oh"
"Poof--" Natalie saw the scene, and the popcorn just put in her mouth suddenly sprayed out. She thumped her thigh and coughed and laughed more than once: "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ... what is interesting It ’s funny hahaha— "The whole auditorium laughed a lot. She looked at an audience on the right side and laughed aloud:" Man, this is funny and stupid. "
There were also old and vulgar pee and bridges with exposed buttocks, baby a fat face, etc., but with the music, details before and after and those expressions, it made people laugh and tears. She suddenly remembered watching it on his blog. A message arrived: "my exposed will be different" she then thought evilly: "It's more funny to show him his ass"
"Natalie Portman?" The white boy next to him was surprised, and it seemed that she looked like Juno. Natalie glanced at him with a sharp voice and disdained, "Is she as beautiful as me? Joke" At this time, the screen was amused again, and she laughed again with her palm closed, and the popcorn bucket dumped on her knee made it Snacks are everywhere in the seats.
The white boy looked at her suspiciously, obviously Natalie Portman's appearance, it must be her but Natalie would be like this? He couldn't help but wonder if he had really admitted wrong?
"Tomorrow morning, before nine o'clock, take the money to the Mojave Desert Rock and wait, if time passes ..." Michelle Rodriguez in a black leather coat was on the big screen, on the black Hummer buggy With a fierce look on his face, he looked at the Bradleys outside the window and hissed: "All of you are dead!" The Bradleys hadn't responded yet, and the window slowly rose, and Michelle stood upright. A rises as the window rises.
In order to win enough money to redeem Doug, the trio decided to play blackjack at the casino by counting cards. A nervous, high-pitched soprano shouting "Oh oh oh" and a shocking soundtrack. On the escalator of the hotel, Bradley and Zach stood side by side in a white suit, and Zac's hands clasped his face in dementia. Ledley was silent, and the elevator fell slowly.
"Ahahaha--" Many older audiences and senior movie fans in the auditorium burst out laughing, while some others felt a little inexplicable, this section should not be laughed like this? Seeing her friend's sweaty smile, Kelly asked: "Eve, what's so funny here?" Evelyn covered her mouth and smiled intermittently: "You've never seen" Rainman " People? Haha, too much "
The soundtrack and lens tricks of the entire scene are spoofing "Rainman". Bradley and Zach imitate Tom Cruise and Dustin Hoffman. They just look good, but they are just put here. Hilarious effect. The viewers who remembered "Rainman" are going to laugh crazy, but those who have n’t read it just think it ’s fun, and they do n’t fully feel the martial arts. Abandon the Shaozhou Zhou royal family to kill the God Immortal Throne at night The night kill god seal throne begging for the Ao Ninth Heaven is the strongest to abandon the young Dazhou royal family to this joke.
After the gambling table, the fat man still had a look of dementia, his lips were silently moving, the digital symbols kept rising around him, and the chips were higher and higher. Bradley pushed out a lot of chips, pointed to the dealer, and shouted to the people around him: "Please, everyone, he can't lose, he can't lose" like Ed, an upper-class businessman I was very confident and said to the dealer: "Although I don't know who you are, but I want to say, you are finished." A black Asian man next to him also gambled out the chips, excitedly said: ", I followed"
Seeing himself on the screen, Wang Yang smiled suddenly. In fact, it is impossible to win money by sitting at a table to count cards, but it does not prevent "Rainman" from becoming a classic, nor does it prevent "Hangover" from being funny. As for the real professional card counting, Jessica next to "T-21-Team" patted his hand and shook his head and said with a smile: "Yang, you are so cool, there is no gambler temperament." Wang Yang Shrugged and smiled, "Thank you."
Ooh's cries and booming sounds continued, and the fat man's expression was faint. He glanced at a distance, and there was a big roulette over there. He pressed the palm of his hand against the cards on the table and muttered, "Point. "The dealer sent another card and it was really + J, and the audience in the dim projection hall laughed together. Many people had to wipe their tears. The big roulette and the dots were just spoofing" Rainman ".
"Haha--" Rachel smiled without tears, and even spit out, but she already knew that something was wrong, she played "Transformed Babes" and she was dead a few days ago she watched "Transformed Babes" The number of laughs is less than one-third of "Hangover", but the problem is not this, because "Hangover" is much higher than any comedy film.
The problem is that she watched the film and thought back to the joke of "Transformed Hot Girl", why is it not so funny ...
The Mercedes-Benz sports car is driving in the desert on the big screen ~ EbookFREE.me ~ This also gave the audience a chance to have a facial rest. Rachel pursed her lips with a smile, and was very happy for Wang Yang, but also had some helplessness: " I ’m going to mess up this time.
But fortunately, she thinks that this time it ’s not just
Turning into a hot girl
. Other comedy films in the Christmas season will be twisted into pieces.
She can't imagine that this year there will be a more hilarious film than the people in front of her? There is one that is suppressed to the extreme.
"How could it not be hilarious?" Bessie Shaki, a columnist in the Los Angeles Times, feels tired in the film critic area of ​​the Shenandoah Theater. This is a stupid and arrogant story, but if the movie is not hilarious, What else is funny? For Miracle Yang, she can only describe it with madness. Less than half a year later, he makes people feel uncomfortable with heart pain and makes people laugh with convulsions in their stomachs.
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