Chapter 205: Bad joke

Chapter 205 Bad Jokes
Las Vegas, Caesars Palace Hotel Casino, the "T-21-Team" crew is shooting the last shot, in the middle of the two rows of slot machines, a group of suits in the casino security gods are serious, all the T team members are The clothes of ordinary young people are all around a slot machine with a smile on their faces, and Natalie's mouth is slightly curled, saying: "Then try gambling"
She grabbed the rocker of the slot machine and pulled down, and suddenly the sound of "ding ding ding" sounded. The expressions of Alexis, Jay Baruchel, Wu Yanzu and others gradually became a little surprised, and they seemed to see something incredible.
"CuT--" Wang Yang, who was standing next to the camera, yelled, raised his thumbs up and looked around, nodded to the crowd and laughed, "Of course, we are done." The crew suddenly rang. After a round of happy cheers and applause, Vary-Fest turned off the camera and smiled and clapped his hands. In addition to this gambling movie, he has already given five films to Magic Yang. The style is different, which is crazy enough.
"The beginning and the end are a series of lines, a series of lines, which is really unforgettable." Natalie came to Wang Yang, threw him a note, and laughed: "Remember I have a headache." Wang Yangshun gently embraced her and walked to the next one, thanking the protagonist, the film crew leader staff, clapping and laughing: "Guys, thank you very much for your efforts over the past month"
He looked at the employees who packed the equipment, the smiling Natalie, Ali, Wu Yanzu, Joshua ... and had already finished the filming of his scenes the other day, but Rachel, who came to the class today, she shallowed the dimpled ground. Holding his thumbs, smiling faces, the heavy atmosphere of war expectation did not immerse in the set.
"We shoot very quickly, and during the day, I can tell me to abuse my employees." Listening to his self-deprecating tone, everyone laughed a little, and Wang Yang spread his hands around and looked at them, laughing: "But it's really no wonder I, because someone is going back to school in Houston, will graduate in June, although she said, "Relax, no problem." But I don't want her to be retrained. "
In the eyes of everyone, Natalie's face smiled faintly, like a traditional stereotypical girl. Wang Yang looked at her and smiled: "I can't finish my job, and I can't drag others down. I want to be a Harvard student." Natalie smiled and said: "I'm not worried that I won't be able to get out of gambling, just You have made me scolded as a Harvard traitor. "
Similar to ※ La, Harvard and T also have a long history of competition and grudges. The students of T are like Jeff Ma. They dare to play anything if their minds turn fast. Student mischief is also one of its labels. Even the principal has not escaped, let alone Harvard who was teased all day long. The most fascinating thing is that in 1982, Harvard played a football game with Yale.
In the second half of the first half, the Harvard team scored on the bottom line, but at this time, a small black ball suddenly appeared on the ground near the 46 yard line, and it became bigger and bigger. The high-profile "T" was written on it. . When the black ball swelled to a diameter of 2 meters, a bang exploded, and the result was that the entire stadium was filled with smoke, which made the Harvard University extremely embarrassing.
"Nata, who said you are a Harvard traitor, you said that I am actually an undercover. That movie will make everyone think that T's students are all gangsters." Wang Yang looked very serious, and everyone smiled again. Ma Kaiwen also smiled very bluntly, without any cool taste at all; Natalie nodded: "Good idea." Wang Yang clapped his hands and smiled, "So that's it, thank you all."
After everyone applauded again, the filming assistants and field staff picked up the equipment and moved away. Wang Yang and others walked out of the casino with a smile.
Looking at Wu Yanzu next to him, Wang Yang smiled and asked, "How is it? Daniel, is it different from filming in Hong Kong?" Wu Yanzu thought, frowning, and smiled, "This is slow, Hong Kong is very fast. "Wang Yang smiled and heard, he knew that Hong Kong filming was fast. He is said to have finished a movie in the craziest week, and it was not a dV. He laughed:" It ’s not slow, my filming on the set It's notoriously fast. "
Of course, this also requires him to pay enough, and at the same time, the crew has a great tacit understanding in cooperation, and there is enough work in the preparatory period.
"In Hong Kong, the routine is 9 hours a day; here is overtime." Wu Yanzu said an accurate data. The division of labor here is very clear and detailed. There are many departments. The workload is slow and the filming is slow and very rigorous. Maybe and The level of investment is also relevant; he has also seen the director's skill of Miracle Yang, which is indeed a spring breeze and a feeling of bursting.
"Daniel, I have the opportunity to cooperate again in the future, I think there will definitely be." Wang Yang said with a few fists, said with a smile: "Don't waste your time, we will fight again next time" Wu Yanzu suddenly tired Covering his face completely, he said, "You kill me now."
Came outside the Caesars Hotel, except for the staff who need to deal with the drama, the protagonists said goodbye to each other, preparing to leave Las Vegas with personal assistants and others, back to Boston, Los Angeles, San Francisco ... Because of the war expectation, the crew It is not necessary to hold news conferences and celebration feasts after the killing of the youth, so as not to attract unnecessary right and wrong.
"Man, how is it?" Wang Yang saw Joshua looking at the white statue not far away. Alexis was talking to Rachel with a smile, and Wang Yang pushed him a bit, about Shuya quickly asked: "What? What?" Wang Yang shrugged and asked, "I'm asking how are you doing? Ali. It's been a month, haven't you asked her yet? You know this is the week before you." Matter of time. "
"No, I said it was different this time." Joshua took deep breaths one after another, and still couldn't help being anxious. He said: "I can't be so hasty. I know she doesn't have a boyfriend, but I heard again "The hero, Milo-Ventimiglia, has a gossip with her." Looking at him with a pretentious look, Wang Yang laughed, "You look like a first love, please ask her to eat out."
Joshua scratched his head in distress, still daring not to gather courage, he now feels something about fear of being rejected.
Looking at Alexis, who smiled quietly, Wang Yangsi thought with a smile: "According to my observations this month, Ali is the kind of very quiet girl who is more at home than your sister. Generally this kind of chase Girl, either she is cheating and sweet talk, but I think Ali is not, she is a well-informed person; or, you do n’t want to play anything, she can see that she has something for you It feels like there is, no or not. I ’m not sure about this. You are younger than her. Will Catholic girls accept it? "
"It's just under one year old" Joshua gritted her teeth and said anxiously: "What time is it now? This is a trend" Wang Yang shook his head and sighed: "It seems that your sister has a great influence on your childhood "Ah" Joshua frowned disgustedly: "She go away, is she as cute as Ali?"
Wang Yang stared at him fiercely, and said, "She is the best" Joshua looked at Alexis, who said goodbye to Rachel, and nodded, "Yes." Wang Yang smiled. Patted him on the shoulder and said: "You look at it yourself but give you a suggestion, you can tell her a bad joke, if she laughs, then she is mostly interesting to you, the happier the laughter, the more; if she doesn't Smile, smile politely, smile with no interest, then stop it for now "
"It seems so" Joshua opened her eyes and asked anxiously: "I know what bad jokes you are after the girl master?"
"I think about it ..." Wang Yang thought it up in distraction, but it was bad but there was a certain amount of laughter. sugr), it was walking in the North Pole, and then it felt so cold, and then it turned into rock sugar (cryst1-sugr). "Joshua nodded and murmured:" cryst1-sugr. "
"If she smiles, remember to be confident and don't hesitate." Wang Yang pretended to be affectionate, his eyes full of urgency and smiled: "So, Ali, how about we go out for dinner? I know There is a great restaurant, you must like it. "He smiled and pushed Joshua hard, saying:" Go, put away your first love, give her a sense of security "
Joshua took a deep breath, and then walked heavily towards Ali. Ali who had just said goodbye to Rachel saw him and laughed hey. Joshua endured the feeling of intoxication and laughed: "Ali, tell you a joke, you just got it." Alexis nodded and said, "OK." Joshua's heart suddenly lifted up, Say: "There is a piece of sugar ... and then it becomes rock candy."
"What, that's it?" Alexis glared slightly, then laughed softly and smiled, "It's funny."
She smiled, Joshua was overjoyed, and his heart was beating fast. He tried to make himself confident and mature, a little breathless, and said with a smile on his face: "Oh, Ali, how about we go out for dinner?" I know there is a great restaurant, you must like it, "Promise, Promise, Promise ... He was so nervous that his heart hurt.
Alexis, looking at his face, suddenly nodded and smiled, "Okay, when?"
Oh heard her say yes, Joshua suddenly had a huge joy of wanting to cry, hurriedly said: "So what about tomorrow? When are you free?" Ali said: "Tomorrow can. "Joshua finally grinned, looking at her smiling face, and said:" Then I will call you tomorrow, I will call you tonight tonight ... or tomorrow? "Ali shook her head and smiled. Tao: "I don't know, my phone is not that busy."
"Well, let's talk about it tonight." After all, Joshua hurriedly walked away and took a long breath with a cheek, wow-he moved his fists tightly, and wanted to jump all at once. Waving, dating is the beginning of love Joshua was about to rush to Wang Yang excitedly, but saw him and Natalie laughing and saying something.
"I want to listen to the joke, the kind that used to be when" Junuo "was killed" Natalie remembered the joke and vomited while covering her mouth, but she laughed and sighed in her heart. A mark, she has collaborated with him on the second movie, will there be a third one? When? Slightly looked up at the smiling face of this good brother, she was full of interest: "I don't want to be disgusting and perverted"
Another joke? Wang Yang wrinkled his brows and thought about it almost every day on the set. Although it is not a disgusting type, but the inventory is really low ... he laughed: "I think, disgusting, there is a sugar, It's streaking in the Arctic, it feels so cold, and then it becomes rock candy. "
"Bing sugar, poof" Natalie laughed aloud, followed by a haha ​​voice, she said with a smile: "It's definitely not this if you aren't streaking enough and disgusting, right?"
Looking at her unbearable look, Wang Yang scratched his forehead suddenly. There was nothing wrong with him. He nodded and said with a smile: "Yes, this is actually, listen, there is a guy trapped on an isolated island. "Natalie couldn't help but interjected and laughed:" Haha, it's a desert island again, I like it "
"It's not a desert island, there is plenty of food and water, and the weather environment is also very good, and his partner is a Doberman and a pig." Wang Yang said again, heard Natalie pointing at it with glares He smiled in surprise: "You will not?" Wang Yang ignored her and continued to laugh: "So he had a comfortable life, but a few months later, the loneliness struck and the fat pig began to change. It ’s getting more and more attractive, you know, the meaty, soft and round hips. "
Natalie snarled her teeth disgustedly, and Wang Yang also twitched her teeth, and said with emotion: "But whenever this guy wants to do something with the pig, his Doberman hugs him. , And then you know, shouting non-stop, which is very frustrating. "Natalie shrugged." My Charlie will not. "
"One day, a rubber boat suddenly drifted to the coast. Yes, he rescued a beautiful woman who was unconscious, very, very beautiful. Women's winter clothing jacket m, hot. Wang Yang closed his eyes with an aftertaste and exclaimed: "Like Natalie Terman, like Audrey Hepburn, Elizabeth Taylor ... when they were young." Natalie laughed. , Wang Yang smiled and said: "He saved her, patiently took care of her to make her return to health, the woman felt very much, said to him 'Thank you, I really don't know how to repay you, I will do anything for you, anything , Just say it '"
He shouted with a sharp voice, and he held his chin, a pensive look on his face, and said: "That guy thought for a minute, then said to Natalie Hepburn-Taylor 'Can you take my dog ​​for a walk?' "
Natal froze for a second, her shoulders tremble uncontrollably, she smiled silently, her lips twitched, and she laughed breathlessly for a while: "Do you want to laugh at the dead? But good, very good Great I remember. "
"Well" Wang Yang patted her shoulder and smiled: "I wish you a successful graduation." Natalie smiled and said: "I have said don't worry, I can't graduate. There is only one situation, that is to put The joke just now was written in the paper. "Wang Yang laughed:" It's better not to. "
With the official killing of "T-21-Team", although there is no news reporter, the news will naturally spread, even if the war is about to touch, the entertainment industry will not stop, especially the United States overseas, especially large Fans in China have been following the latest developments since the filming began. What does this movie look like? No matter whether the promotion of Miracle Yang and the starring is cool, how cool is it?
Now fans are looking forward to its first preview trailer, which will uncover its first layer of mystery.
The post-production work of the movie also started. In addition to some special effects for the lens, the editing work was also carried out simultaneously. As the editor, Wang Yang found Margaret Goodspeed, which was also followed by After "High School Musical", "When Happiness Comes to Knock", and "Junuo", the two cooperated for the fourth time.
Wang Yang didn't pay attention to the first cut version of the lens in the order of the script. He was very relieved to give the scissors to this Margaret. The tacit understanding and experience made her understand what he wanted, and his split-lens script With a rough idea. He didn't stop to rest, except to run to the editing room of "Prison Break" and do some production work; he also invested in the preparatory work of "The Devil Wearing Prada" and tried to start it as soon as possible.
Within a few days of the movie ’s killing, as George Bush ’s 48-hour ultimatum against Saddam Hussein expired ~ EbookFREE.me ~ 3 March 3rd, Iraqi time, the Allied forces officially declared war To launch air strikes on strategic cities and ports such as Baghdad and Basra. After the war started, George W. Bush's first timetable made a national television speech, announcing the start of the war, and also re-emphasized that the war will be fought, calculated in hours.
Then casualties appeared. Iraqi soldiers and civilians were killed on the 21st. A member of the US Navy 6th squad was killed. The first American soldier killed in this war. The news came back to the United States. Naturally, the anti-war faction protested more violently. , And the main war faction also shouted "to be united at this moment"
The explosion of war has affected all aspects of the world. Naturally, the movie of flame is not in a vacuum. The original "Power Saw" scheduled to be released in early April suddenly became outdated. Even if it is to promote the preciousness of life, terror is not the current market demand. So it was postponed until it was released in November. Of course, whether it will be postponed again depends on the situation at that time.
Global anti-war demonstrations continue to proliferate. Today ’s TV channels are live broadcasts of war all day. Various retired and active generals come out to discuss and analyze. White House officials speak. The newspaper pages are all about war, war, War, war and Oscar.
The war was fought for three days, and the sound of bombing was almost uninterrupted. This time also came the day of the 75th Academy Awards.