Chapter 219: The most happy director

At this time, the outside of the Xuelan Theater was full of people, and the screams of the fans were rising one after another. Many people shouted the names of their idols. The cameras of the photographers and the fans of the fans flashed in bursts; The stars and guests of the carpet are all dressed casually, with a beautiful e in front of the popcorn background board, and the movie mís standing behind the advertising column, laughing and streaming, and being interviewed by reporters ...
With the end of the US-Iraq war for a month, no one protested anymore, and this 12th film award, which was selected by the film mí and themed with fun and joy, seemed more lively than this year ’s Oscar. The celebrity stars present were also absolutely star-studded, including Toby McGuire, Kirsten Dunst, Jennifer Garner, Robert Downey and many other nominees.
There will also be Will Smith, the new Oscar film stars Adrian Brady, Samuel Jackson, Hugh Jackman, Matt Damon, Demi Moore, Cameron Diaz ... Rap singer Ruda Chris, big director George Lucas, Harrison Ford ... and Paris-Hilton, Nicole Ritchie and other i-r1s also have awards as "Best Oceanic Breakthrough" The actor awards were presented by David Beckham and the Victorian couple.
Victoria with a long roll, dressed in a low-cut, tight-fitting white dress with sparkling diamonds, is walking the red carpet of the "million people" Beckham. Beckham is wearing a white suit and white shirt, a pair of Orange leather shoes, a bundle of gold behind his head, with a humble smile on his face. However, most movie fans know Victoria, but they do n’t know exactly what the man is. In the "soccer desert" of the United States, "I Love Beckham" is more famous than Beckham.
There was a lot of noise on both sides of the red carpet, and suddenly fans burst into a scream: "Yang !!! Jessica--" Wang Yang, who had just arrived, smiled and beckoned with them, and immediately felt a dazzling flash of light. Pounced on, he was wearing ordinary jeans, unbuttoned gray suit jacket and shirt; Jessica next to it was a short-sleeved flower dress and sandals.
As the most popular and leading member of the young audience group, following the tenth session of "Juneau", this year's "Magic Yang Film" was nominated again for a bumper harvest, which has made the best suppressed "Ninth District" has the best Three nominations for actor (Robert Downey), best virtual performance (Christopher Fussen) and best action scene (Mecha Warfare in the ninth district).
The most popular r-class comedy "Hangover" in the history of the world is in the 13 awards, with 6 of the leading nominations, namely the best movie and the best breakthrough actor (Zac-Galfiannakis) ), The best villain (Michelle Rodriguez), three best comedy performances (Zac, Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms), three of them were also shortlisted for the best The screen partner and the best fight (Michelle Rodriguez and the trio). And "Sweetheart" also has an item, the best nv actor (Jessica Alba).
"Lord of the Rings 2" and "Spider-Man" each have second. In addition to the three awards of Best Breakthrough nv Actor, Best Ocean Breakthrough Actor Award and Best Kiss Drama, all the flame films participated in the competition, and the funny corps of "The Hangover" also came to the scene.
"Hum!" Paris Hilton, who wrapped her chest and exposed her navel, saw Wang Yang walking in this direction, she deliberately walked up, snorted coldly, and raised her chin with pride. Passed by. Wang Yang glanced back puzzledly at the swaying golden back, just not paying attention to who it was? Is it humming him? Wang Yang hummed and went on to Will Smith over there.
Because of his busyness, Wang Yang and Will Smith and his son have not been together for a long time except for the electricity to congratulate the blessings. This time, they took the opportunity to laugh happily. The summer holiday season has already begun this summer. "Jedimen 2" starring Will Smith and directed by Michael Bay will be released on July 18th, and he is currently shooting the science fiction movie "I, Robot", at least until the month of killing .
Although there is no shortage of film appointments, Will Smith laughs about the cooperation. He has not nominated the mv award for a long time, and he has tasted the cooperation with the best director of the Oscar. However, after careful consideration, Wang Yang may not be able to cooperate for the second time. There is no suitable angle for Will in Firefly, unless it is a supporting role, just an actor like Will, will not If you play a supporting role, even if the pay is the leading role.
The friendship cameo from "The Hangover" returned the friendship, saying that "inviting you to play a supporting role" would be rejected and destroy the passionate relationship, so Wang Yang still said with a smile: "Wait for the opportunity to join forces to attack."
After chatting with Smith and his son for a while, Wang Yang accepted another TV interview and was talking with Zac and Bradley. Jessica, who had signed the movie mí, came over. Then, between greeting and being greeted, the two were met by Beckham and his wife. Victoria was very enthusiastic, talked to Wang Yang like to watch his movies, and praised Jessica's fashion taste, looking forward to "wearing Prada" demon".
Wang Yang smiled and said thank you. He was very fond of this model couple, but he did not have a good understanding of the football industry. He was not on the sports edition of the newspaper. He did n’t pay much attention to the European football news. Smiling, Beckham, who seems to have nothing to say, Wang Yang smiled and praised, "David, I love your free kick! It always works wonders!"
Jessica nodded, she vaguely remembered watching some news from the World Cup in Korea and Japan last year, and she said with a little uncertainty: "I remember last year ’s World Cup, England and Argentina team match, that is, David scored a penalty kick to win Next game. "So, she glanced at Wang Yang next to her, and her questioning eyes seemed to ask," A penalty kick is also a free kick? "Wang Yang returned her a" should be. " He still needs to understand.
"Thank you, that was my most honorable moment." Listening to this compliment, Beckham suddenly felt a sense of exuberance, and there was more pride in the smile on his face. This is not the first time he has been praised for that goal, but every time he will feel the martial martial king, the Holy King, the sacred king, the night killing the god, the throne of the Indian God, the throne, the strongest, the nineth heaven, the strongest abandoned the young Zhou Dynasty, the night will kill the The Throne of the Immortal God of Thrones Nine Heavens Strongest Abandon the Young Da Zhou Clan's Martial Universe Qiankun Kills the God of the Throne of the Immortal Throne of Gods Great Abandonment of the Young Lord Zhou Clan Tian Zuiqiang gave up the joy of the young Zhou dynasty to the time, as the captain led Argentina, and reported the revenge of the red card of the French World Team in 1998, which made up for the regret. It was one of the most memorable moments in his life.
Victoria is a little surprised, because among Hollywood stars, Miracle Young and Jessica are well-known basketball players, do you know football? She smiled and said, "He always boasted himself with that ball." Beckham kept the mí smile.
"No, no, I know that David has a lot of classics, it seems that the ball is far away from fame ..." Just now Jessica grabbed the limelight, Wang Yang was a bit harder, but couldn't think of more, so he had to. Shout praised: "Really Manchester United hero!" Jessica nodded and nodded: "Well, no doubt!"
Manchester United's class hero ... This sentence made Beckham's smile a little deep, and his eyes flashed a complex god, and soon it will not be. Listening to their sincere praise, Victoria finally knew that the couple did n’t really understand football, otherwise she would n’t say that, she smiled innocently:
David is going to play at Real Madrid Club in Spain, but in fact I think he came to America. "
"Oh!" Both of them are a little embarrassed, and the class heroes are about to transfer ... But come to the United States to play football? It seemed that the two looked at each other, just like Michael Jordan went to England to play basketball ...
Then Victoria changed the subject and talked about fashion again. Beckham continued to be like a bodyguard, and after a long talk, the four ended the meeting. Wang Yang and Jessica continued to walk around on the red carpet, being accosted and looking for old friends. The sky is getting dark, all the star guests are starting to enter, and then the audience is also entering the Shenlan Theater, the award ceremony is about to kick off.
The Xuelan Theater Auditorium is still fancy and lively, as if it were a children's program. All the people attending the ceremony came with ease and joy. All the stars also had fun with the host and the audience. The host tonight It's Sean William Scott, the "hard strip" player in the "American Pie" series, and partnered with Justin Timberlake.
At the opening of the ceremony, as usual, a short annual spoof movie was played. Bradley Cooper and the two hosts turned into a copy robot in "The Matrix" and entered the future time and space to spoof many movies. The auditorium suddenly sounded. Laughing; followed by a ridiculous dialogue between the three protagonists of Cameron Diaz, Liu Yùling, and Drew Barrymore, which will be released on June 27. Chuckle.
Wang Yang and Jessica were sitting in the front row, next to Robert Downey, Michelle, Zack and others of "The Hangover"; thousands of ordinary fans dressed in ordinary clothes put the second floor The theater was full of seats, watching the two presenters on the stage continue to blame and create an atmosphere, a "haha" laugh sounded, and the stage lights were also flashing.
"The winner of the Best Ocean Breaking Actor Award is ..." In front of the podium, Victoria in a white dress opened the golden envelope, and Beckham read: "Colin Farrell," Sniping Phone Booth " "The scene suddenly burst into screams and applause from fans, while Colin Farrell happily took the stage to receive the award. The awards presented at this time already include the best breakthrough nv actor (Jennifer Ghana, "Dare"), the best fight (Yoda and Christopher Lee, "Star Wars Episode 2").
Next, in the laughter and applause, several golden popcorn trophies were presented, the best action scene (Helms Deep Battle, "The Lord of the Rings 2"), the best kiss scene (Toby Maguire and Gram Stern Dunst, "Spider-Man", best virtual performance (Guru, "The Lord of the Rings 2"), best villain (Devich Chase, "U.S. Midnight Killer Bell"), best breakthrough male Actors (Ripple Arm, "8 Miles"); there are also performance projects such as Alyssa Moore singing the theme song of "Thunderbolt 2".
Soon came the award of the best comedy performance. Among the 5 nominated places, "Hangover" accounted for 3, which was also the award that the most popular mén "Hangover" tonight won.
"There is a magical thing-Yang!" Shouted Justin Timberlake in a red suit jacket. The orange light on the stage tunnel shaped by the space-time tunnel flashed quickly, and Wang Yang smiled and walked with an envelope in his hand. When he walked out, there was a scream of "ahhhh!" Fans, and thunderous applause from many guests. The scene swept the audience, Jessica clapped with a smile on his face, Donny shouted with his hands trumpeted, and the father and son of Will Smith smiled and said ...
Wang Yang came to the front of the awards platform, and the applause gradually stopped. He was about to speak into the microphone. Someone suddenly laughed abruptly somewhere, and Wang Yang stopped suddenly, looking at the countless audience in front of him. , Looks a little puzzled and authentic: "Hi." The Xuelan Theater somehow gave a soft laugh, and most of the guests were very interested.
Many media magazines praised Miracle Yang as "the most funny best director in history", "the best director with the most sense of humor", etc., not only because of "Juneau" and "Hangover", but also because of the interview lens, On the talk show and the stage, he is witty and humorous, dare to play and dare to say, there is no seriousness and dullness of the old guys at all; almost every time he grabs the limelight of the host, so that "variety" magazine commented "If he is not a director, You can go to the talk show to earn mén tickets, of course, now. "
Now everyone laughs, it is the magic Yang has accumulated a sense of joy the day after tomorrow, and now whenever he sees him standing on the stage, everyone's burst of laughter will unconsciously increase. Probably this is also the reason why the organizer invited him to award this award, and hope that he will come to a talk show, no need to ignore the time. If he behaves as usual, then this is also one of the promotional highlights of the video on the June 5 ceremony.
"When I ..." Wang Yang just opened his lips, and the audience interrupted his serious look with a smile: "Ha ha ha!"
Wang Yang wiped his head with his right hand impatiently, supporting it heavily on the podium, his shoulders breathing exaggeratedly. In the laughter of the audience, the screen shots swept the guests. The new film admirer Adrian Brady was unbearable, the old Harrison Ford smiled, Zach, Bradley, Nominees such as Adam also looked at the stage with a smile.
"When I received the invitation call from the organizer that day ..." The laughter for everyone stopped, and Wang Yang was about to start talking about the talk show draft he had prepared two days ago. "Hehe!" Nv laughed, he immediately frowned, very strangely said: "What's going on! Is my growing in front?"
"Hahaha!" The audience at the Shenlan Theater laughed suddenly, as if the accumulated energy burst out, the decibels of laughter soared toward the record tonight. Wang Yang on the stage was holding the award podium with both hands in doubt, and looked at the front with his feet clasped, while continuing to understand: "Even if you don't see it!" The laughter of everyone continued, and just now Smiling people are already happy to open their mouths.
"Even if you can see it, it's not funny." Waiting for the laughter to stop, Wang Yang shrugged, looked at Zac and the others over there, and said, "When the world sees an ass, it laughs." At that time, the comedians were about to lose their jobs, which was really not funny. "There was another burst of laughter. Several nominees of the awards squinted their eyes in a funny way, and Wang Yang said," Or maybe you won't be unemployed, Fortunately! Everyone doesn't know who he is anymore. "
Gently understanding laughter maintained a certain decibel, but suddenly, the audience burst into uncontrollable laughter, only heard Wang Yang shouting without pause: "Who is Zac-Garyfiana Keith ?! féi ass! Who is Bradley Cooper !? Cool ass! Who is Ed Helms !? Fatty ass! "
"Ahahaha!" The audience couldn't stop laughing, the decibels broke the record tonight, and Magic Young once again grabbed the limelight. Tonight, 26-year-old Sean William Scott and 22-year-old Justin Timberlake tried his best to make a joke, but not enough to make people happy. Reminiscent of the joke of "The Hangover", many fans have already burst into tears and giggled with breathless breath: "Fat-free (f-free-) ..."
"Who is Wang Yang !?" Wang Yang on the stage yelled into the microphone again, glaring at the people below, shouting: "That that shoots the ass!"
Everyone who thought they had laughed to the limit was suddenly crazy. "Wahaha" burst into laughter. Whether guests or fans, many people laughed and leaned forward, and some people covered their mouths and tummy. ...... This is a pun, "" means shooting, but also shè, shock, which means shocking the ...
"Oh my ..." Jessica's shoulders were trembling with laughter, and when the scene shot damnly, she looked down shyly, covering her face with her right hand, listening to the laughter that had just lightened in the audience. When she got up, she smiled and said in his heart: "He temporarily changed the manuscript, this guy! -Men!"
The trio of Robert Downey, Michelle Rodriguez, and the all clapped their hands and laughed; Kirsten Dunst and Kate Hudson over there could n’t help laughing. At the same time, Beckham and his wife felt a funny smile, and Paris Hilton sitting in the back row stared vigorously in the direction of the stage. That miraculous Yang was so abominable!
"But if you really see that there is a person, it means that you are not in the earth." Looking at the unsatisfied people below, Wang Yang smiled happily himself, calming down the emotional atmosphere while thinking What to say next, while gently following the line of thought: "Maybe you are in the sci-fi world, pick one you like, personally suggest" Ninth District ", then you are still in Los Angeles, you can go home to sleep; maybe you are Got drunk."
The laughter of the Xuelan Theater is getting softer and lighter, and the nerves of the guest audience are gradually calming down. There is also a smile of interest. They are always ready to laugh again, they do n’t think the magical Yang will end, but Is it ass?
"You know, when I was a kid, I really saw someone with a long in front." Wang Yang said with a serious face, and there was a sporadic chuckle in the auditorium. Jessica, who was smiling broadly, nodded and said, "Yes. It was a very sunny day. My mother took me and my neighbor Aunt Winnie. Let's go to the movie together. The name is ... Hollywood movie. "
On the big screen behind the stage, Wang Yang slightly raised his eyebrows and widened his eyes, saying strangely: "Then on the screen, I saw the nv protagonist, I thought '?' ......" The audience guessed he wanted The audience of the guests who had said something had already laughed, and Wang Yang continued to question: "Mom! Why is her growing in front?" He pressed the chest and pressed, saying, "Grow in this position? Really good Strange! "
"Hahaha!" The Xuelan Theater burst into laughter again. Although the decibel was not as high as the peak just now, it was still deafening. The nv stars who were teased laughed angrily. This is not a name. There is nothing to worry about in the second.
"So my mother was very embarrassed, she just kept smirking to reconcile the atmosphere, ha ha ha, ha ha ha ..." Wang Yang pretended to smirk, looked at the chuckles, spread his hands, imitating her mother's He sighed and said, "Hey! The child is really, don't understand anything ... Winnie, he is just a child, he is just a child. Suddenly my mother pointed at my head ..." He took a deep breath into the microphone .
Jessica's eyes were full of curiosity. He had prepared another manuscript before. Now that she has never heard of improvisation, what on earth did he want to say? Audiences throughout the theater also knew that laughter was coming, and subconsciously opened their mouths to laugh.
"Son!" Wang Yang roared in a rough voice, pointing to the side of the podium, and asked aloud: "Your aunt Winnie's also grows in front !? Can't you see it !?" Everyone still laughed haha ​​ha, Wang Yang pointed at his head and scolded fiercely: "Can't you see it !!!!!!!!!"
Ha ha laughed continuously through the auditorium, Wang Yang exhaled helplessly, wowed again, wiped his forehead and said: "Everyone, I was scared, I was scared! I was so dumb, I said, 'Oh, I saw it, I saw it, Aunt Winnie's really grew in front.' My mother was satisfied, but Aunt Winnie seemed a little dissatisfied. "
"The biggest gain for me from this incident is that I finally understood a sentence. Men and nv people are different." In the unstoppable light laughter that followed, Wang Yang swallowed the smile with a decent, hands He held out one index finger and raised it, and said to the microphone: "Man actually has two, men are here and here." He pointed to his head and behind him, the laughter suddenly increased, and he moved his finger down. With his chest, he said: "And nv people, here and here."
"Haha!" The Xuelan Theater sounded a burst of unexpected but still funny laughter, followed by a thunderous applause, and many star guests and movie fans stood up and applauded, applauding Whistle and shout! Seeing this rare "awe of respect" all night, I'm afraid that Justin Timberlake and Sean William Scott were angry, so how do they lead the next?
This is no longer an ordinary vulgar joke, and I am joking about the human label, the man thinks about the all day, and it can also be said that he has become stupid idiot for the ass; and the beautiful nv people are often brainless, Lack of connotation, "mb" in slang.
Listening to the laughter and applause from the surrounding admiration, Jessica also stood up and clapped hard, looking at Wang Yang who was also laughing on the front stage. She had a proud smile and an was said by him ... so So many tricks ... he has an idiot in his head!
"And I also understand why a bathroom has to be divided into two sides." Wang Yang said in front of the podium again, the laughter that didn't stop stopped like a hail, the Shenlan Theater gradually returned to calm, but the audience Zhang Zhang's smiling face continues. Wang Yang saw that the time was almost running, and for a moment he could not think of a new theory about the buttocks, so he smiled and said: "I can't talk anymore, and I will receive a complaint from the women's nv organization, but everyone knows how much I like it nv people! "
Everyone smiled and gave him a round of applause and applause whistle. Of course no one would think in the direction of the complaint, it was just humorous and ridiculous; the scene screen shot swept Jessica again, she smiled and extended Making the V sign ~ EbookFREE.me ~ seems to be showing off "I am very proud!", And seems to agree to say "two."
When the auditorium slowly quieted down, Wang Yang pointed his hand under the palm and said seriously: "That's the comedy way we can often see, and comedians, their greatness is because they are all ... Wow! Enough to say that word tonight. "Audiences who thought they were n’t smiling suddenly laughed again. Wang Yang pursed his lips and said with a smile: "They are full of comedy cells, and they dare to show off, so we have those happy laughter."
In the light laughter of the audience, he finally picked up the golden envelope with the result and opened it and said, "The best director who won the mv movie award is ..."
"Hahaha!" Everyone who smiled so much at the pain of his facial muscles couldn't help but Wang Yang pouted and looked at the audience in front of the stage, helplessly said: "I once again protested that there is no director award for popcorn, we hope Take this opportunity to show up! Does anyone understand the director ?! "He looked at the envelope and laughed loudly:" The best comedy performance is féi ass! Zac-Galfiannakis! "
"Wow!" Shelan Theater immediately burst into applause, and the bearded Zac stood up in surprise, hugged Bradley, Ed Helms, who congratulated him next, and then quickly walked Running towards the stage.