Chapter 277: Hey Judy

Chapter 277 Hey, Judy
"What response did we get?"
Early in the morning, in the bedroom of the hotel suite, Wang Yang asked with interest while wearing his clothes. Jessica made a big smile with wide eyes: "You go to wash your face and brush your teeth first!" Wang Yang shrugged indifferently and walked over to the bathroom: "Okay, but I want to go first." He looked at her suddenly With a smiley face, she suddenly knows why there is a strange feeling. She should count her fingers excitedly: "Yang, how many points does imdb have! What else to say ..."
"Did that kind of situation happen?" Wang Yang laughed a few times at the thought of Mark Srant's internal audition and early psychological predictions, and mysteriously said to her: "Baby, I guess What's so funny? "Looking at him as if he was very happy, Jessica couldn't guess his mind for a moment, Zhiwu said:" Maybe ... "
Wang Yang was not in a hurry to know the answer. He came to the bathroom, washed ... and went to the balcony to practice eight pole fist; Jessica, who was also practicing and playing with sweat and sweat, stopped suddenly. She knew that she always had to face it Yes, she doesn't want others to tell him the news. She tells her every time, regardless of joy or sadness. Jessica gasped slightly: "Yang, imdb scored 7.9, and the audience generally said it was good. Rotten Tomatoes liked it a lot; but those critics ...% freshness."
"Oh ,!" Wang Yang waved his fist like a wind, a lunge under his feet, facing the early morning sun, he suddenly punched the fist and broke the wind, and Huo was born! He snorted sighingly and rushed forward a few steps. The film critics did not accept its mild "mediocrity", which is really bad! But he was somewhat interested in what reason they smashed the tomato? He glanced at the calm Jessica and smiled suddenly: "Please, y--u?"
"No, I am." Jessica handed him a sweat towel and a gentle smile: "I worry about you."
"Oh, I'm not saying that I am very happy, I am a little depressed, but it's really nothing." Wang Yang wiped his hands,% freshness, he can already imagine how serious this "bounce" will be, those who were originally for him The applause of the media turned the wind, and those who always hated him also got the opportunity. There must be no less words about the magical end, Wang Yang idiot.
But relative to that point of boredom; what he has been most afraid of is that his family is worried and hurt, especially Jessica, who starred in "d".
After she kissed her and kissed her, Wang Yang comforted her: "All this is what I expected. I am dissatisfied with the movie critic industry and disappointed by the fans ... I'm sorry to say that it doesn't make you the best actress Oscar. Competitor. "Jessica gradually relieved, tilting her neck and shaking her head and laughing:" I have the Jessica Award for Best Actress, isn't it? "Wang Yang laughed suddenly:" Yes! But that Oscar, May Lill Streep has a chance. "
"You can't make everyone satisfied, you know me, the audience likes it!" Wang Yang hung the towel on her shoulder, walked to the side and opened the posture, continued to laugh and said: "The film critics are not scoring robots, they There is a narrow side, and many reasons will affect their judgment and evaluation. I regret that they cannot appreciate "d" ... but I know that you played well, Streep is good, Emily is very good ... Ray is good, Margaret is good ... I ’m doing well too, understand? "
He slowly played the Taijiquan practice routine and said: "Every story type has its limitations. Sometimes I want to balance it instead of extreme, because this is the best way. The audience will prove that "d" is an excellent light comedy! So now is not a sad time, no need. "After all, he practiced back to eight pole fist again.
"Hmm!" Jessica smiled, his attitude was the same as she thought, and she should be more calm and confident, without accidents and uncomfortable. But I do n’t know if it ’s a psychological effect. She feels that he ’s practicing boxing more violently than before.
I ’m a little bit depressed!
How can he make him happy?
"Let me see what they say." After Chen Yun had another breakfast, Wang Yang turned on his computer and looked at the "New York Times" today, written by 4/5 female critic Cristie Lemir Tao: "Entertainment, Relaxation, Liveliness, Sexy, Beautiful Taobao Women's Tmall Taobao Mall Taobao Women's Winter Wear Jacket m. Your eyes can't leave the screen at all, you have to watch it! It just bursts out a powerful force , Control your attention until it ends. "
Wang Yang wowed, shaking the newspaper, and smiled pretendingly to the next Jessica: "Did you see that? Christie loves" d "very much, what a good audience!" Jessica nodded and smiled: "Obviously!"
"" D "makes people think that this is a real life story, it has a wonderful ending and a lot of fun, a very pleasant and relaxed movie watching experience."-/ 4 points, Mick Russell, "San Francisco Chronicle" ";" It is impossible to change anyone's life, even anyone's dress, but "d" brought an absolutely pleasing satire, and the opportunity to star in a wonderful performance with Meryl Streep ""-Tom Long, "Detroit News" ...
"Haha, they are also praising us!"
But soon he was overwhelmed by criticism. The rotten tomato page on the computer screen showed many one-word movie reviews, a few red tomatoes, and pieces of green decaying matter. Seeing Roger-Albert's satire, Wang Yang frowned and said with disappointment: "Yes, I just want to tell you how beautiful my sweetheart is! But Roger, this time you Really wrong, its box office will be good ... for this reason, haha! "
Jessica looked at him with disappointment and anger, knowing that he was not so "Amitabha", but who would encounter such a situation and would not have these emotions? She frowned, thinking of ways to make him happy, and suddenly thought of something, got up and ran away: "Yang, you look first! Wait for a while, soon!"
"Oh!" Wang Yang did have some disappointment and anger because of these movie critics, but he was not sad. Why was he angry? Take a look at the Jeffrey Westerhof score of .5 / 4 in the "Northwest Herald": "Andrea's mentality is progressively clear. She didn't even realize its life. Although These may be more real people, but it will not make the drama interesting. "
If you drink the milk from the previous breakfast, Wang Yang will definitely spit it out. This film critic is absolutely and absolutely random shit, because Andrea has a mentality change that makes the movie "suppressed", so it is not good-looking? Why not ask those who think "shallow" what they are thinking?
Like many other film critics, this Jeffrey Westerhof is basically doubting and denying "d" from the type and structure. It can be said that it is prejudiced to watch from the beginning, and it is not interesting to think that human nature changes. , That only shows that this type is not suitable for you to see, not that it is a garbage type! It's like many people don't like watching horror movies. Can it be said that horror movies are all rubbish?
Ordinary viewers can express their views at will; film critics who have the right to speak in the media and have popular influence cannot be so irresponsible.
"If the story focuses on the process of the heroine Andy being tempted to fall and then save herself, then its spiritual level will have a shocking and profound change. But now, its narrative method has no suspense."-Allen- Dell ,.
"Yes, yes, maybe it's best to have Darren Aronovsky direct and Natalie Portman starring." Wang Yang couldn't help but spread his hands, which was really the exact criticism he expected! It's another prejudiced film criticism, and it's the opposite of Jeffrey Westhof's thinking direction. One thought that the film was not depressed at all, and the other hoped that it would be from beginning to end. They all gave rotten reviews.
Which drama is this part of the film critic really singing? Movies are like color cards. Do they only love big reds or big purples, so they can't afford a lighter color?
He thinks that is the interest of the general audience. Roger Albert said that "d" is not clearly positioned, but it is not the same as the o6 version. His first positioning is a female audience, and most female audiences are to watch Fashion, those famous brand celebrities and celebrities are just an atmosphere, there is no excess or lack, he gave, to meet their needs; and some common sense and operation in the fashion industry is like counting cards, which is what they want, he also Gave it.
The o6 version even feels that in addition to Andrea ’s change of mind, no one cares, so it ’s simpler to surface; but he cares, he will discuss in a gentle atmosphere.
But now it seems that the audience's response is good; but the film critics who tend to be "completely light comedy" feel more annoying, and the "magic Yang" is really intolerable; they tend to be "degenerate, dark, human". The film critic saw some hope, turned his head and laughed and branded, and the intermittent discomfort was really shallow and profound! With "Magic Yang", it can't be tolerated! So rotten tomatoes flew around, not as good as 76% of the o6 version.
In the final analysis, many film critics are selfish, and most of them use their own ideas and senses to feel the martial arts. The Holy King made the Holy King and will kill the gods and seal the throne. The throne of the Indian throne is the strongest of the nineth heaven, the strongest abandonment of the young Zhou dynasty, the martial Qiankun will kill the God at night The strongest abandonment of the Shaozhouzhou royal family can not be objective; then he also has his own ideas, and the commercials must also take into account the idea of ​​positioning the audience, so this is how it is now.
"Hi! Man, I just thought of you." Wang Yang is continuing to browse these increasingly funny movie reviews. The phone suddenly shook. He picked up and saw Natalie Portman, and then he laughed and said A sentence. Natalie over there stunned: "y? Why?" Wang Yang erred, said: "Because my mobile phone has a caller ID function, ha! Powerful?"
"It's very powerful, you seem to be in a good mood ..." After hearing his sneer, Natalie laughed angrily and said seriously: "It's okay, I watched" d "yesterday, and many people today Scold it, do you know? I want to comfort you. You know that from the psychological point of view, although you have an Andrea, love; but also need the care of friends, need friendship. "
Wang Yang leaned on the back of the chair and smiled at the phone: "Exactly, I'm really a little bit sad, okay, you can start." Natalie's voice was charming, "You know! It's really flat, nothing. Attractiveness, without the urge to make me yell, I do n’t know, overall it ’s okay, it ’s better than
High School Musical.
Wang Yang said with surprise:
Hey! Are you here to comfort me or to fight me? Ah? "Natalie said casually:" Maybe I came to fight you. "
In front of the phone, the two couldn't help but roll their eyes. Natalie groaned and added a voice: "In any case, be yourself! Because there are many media critics in this world, but you are the only one." Wang Yang smiled: "Yes, you said Yes, be myself. "Natalie said," Oh! I blurted out! What does that mean? I remember this line, it's a good movie. "
"Thank you." Wang Yang thanked, and Natalie said, "And Jessica was very hot and played well." Wang Yang smiled and said, "Thank you," and Natalie said, "And Amy." Li is very hot and plays well
, Wang Yang said
Thank you
, Natalie also said
And Streep is very hot and played well
, Wang Yang shrugged:
Thank you, What a great director! "Natalie added," There are also off-topics, Natalie is also very hot, "Wang Yang said," I am not-thank you very often! "
The two said a few more words and ended the call. Wang Yang shouted, "Sweetheart, Natalie, let me tell you that you are hot and acting well!" Jessica's came over from the bathroom Voice: "I know! Thank you!" Wang Yang shouted doubtfully: "What are you doing? Did you eat a bad belly?" Jessica shouted: "No, I'm fine, soon!" Wang Yang was about to get up Go and see what happened, Jessica shouted again: "Don't come!"
However, Wang Yang was immediately entangled in the consolation calls of the best circle of friends, text messages from the circle of good friends, colleagues, and ordinary friends, as if his image had become "poor Yang" overnight.
Zachary said, "Laughing at the audience when I watched with Irene yesterday." Robert Downey Jr. said, "Don't ignore the critics. I will be crazy when you hear these taunting voices at your age, and use drugs to anesthetize yourself; Now look at what's so great about them? You can't hurt yourself because of this group of people. "Joshua said," It's definitely a good movie, needless to say! "Will Smith, Michael Pete, Fat Harry ...
"There is no exact box office data for the time being, but you don't have to worry, the situation of the end of the investigation is very good!" Mark Srant has no consolation, they have already talked about this possibility, and the box office determines the success or failure of "d" The essential.
"I'm not worried, this is a very popular theme." Wang Yang's movie review looking at the screen wrote "The story is full of deception, Prada is one of the sponsors of" d ", these huge industry advertising costs have affected It's a critique of fashion. "In other words, he scolded the fashion world not enough, but he shook his head with emotion:" These movie reviews are so funny. "
Everything has a certain degree, frantically scolding and laughing at the fashion industry. Regardless of whether the views are right or wrong, the impact of this strongly inclined commercial film will never compare with the objective evaluation now, because the former's box office base will not be high, but the latter However, tens of millions of viewers can start thinking: "My own choice is the most fashionable?"
"Hi, Yang, I watched" d "yesterday ..." Upon hearing Rachel's opening remark over the phone, Wang Yang immediately slapped his forehead and interrupted her, "Come again! Rachel, you Do you want to comfort me? "Rachel laughed heartily, and immediately answered:" No, no! Really, are there evening dresses and clothes from Paris? It will be the award season in a few days, I need a few . "
Wang Yang erred, and almost said, "Isn't it from, it seems that there are several from", but this joke is definitely not suitable! Only suitable for the first draft of the original script that is more fashionable. Now I'm joking with these good friends that I'm fine and I can't stop. He smiled and said: "11, there seem to be a few, but my number can drown you. But really." He doubted: "What happened? Why do everyone think I need comfort?"
"Don't be sad, okay?" Rachel's tone was very gentle, Wang Yang said helplessly: "The problem is that I didn't." Rachel smiled softly: "Unless you are a robot, I don't believe you are not a little sad. You Knowing that last year's "Transformed Hot Girl" was beaten up by "Hangover" to find teeth, how did I do when everyone said 'Stupid Rachel'? I covered myself with a pillow and then cried. "
Wang Yang said in surprise: "Oh my god, I'm sorry, really?" But at that time she looked okay, so happy!
"It's not like a child crying like that. I mean I was uncomfortable at that time, wasn't it?" Rachel smiled, and sometimes the emotions suddenly came up, it was difficult for her to control, she laughed: "So I'm sure you are sad too." Wang Yang scratched his forehead and said: "I'm not sad, there is more and more anger, they are too unfair." Rachel comforted and persuaded: "Don't think about it, you can't let everyone Satisfied, this is an unbearable burden! No matter what others say, you keep yourself, this is what I want to tell you. "
", I will! Thank you, Rachel!" Although she couldn't see it, Wang Yang nodded heavily and was deeply moved. These old friends and good friends who have traveled together for many years have helped him trust him. I even liked him, had common laughter and joy, and worked hard together. Just like Rachel, many things have nothing to do with interests and nothing, just friends. It's a good feeling that so many good friends care about him!
After hanging up Rachel's call, Wang Yang looked at the computer. After so long, what the is Jessica doing? The movie review pages are being turned off, and she is going to ask if she wants to go shopping for new wedding supplies. Suddenly he hears the door of the bathroom open, and then with a "hey" sound, he turns his head to look at it, and suddenly bursts into a crazy smile : "Wow, wow! Hahahaha ..."
I saw Jessica standing by the door, her show turned into a Beatles bb head shape, with a pony tail in the back; but to his surprise, she was holding a "guitar"! No wonder there was a strange sound. She removed the white toilet cover and removed a mop rod. I do n’t know what to fix them into a
toilet guitar
.
"Hahaha! How are you ?!" Wang Yang smiled and leaned forward, unable to stop her voice at all. She often has this kind of ghost horse funny. Now this one, is he comforting him to tease him?
"Today I'm going to sing a song for you." Jessica smiled brightly, seeing his reaction, she was very happy and sweet, she tapped the toilet lid gently, her eyes looked at him, while walking slowly over the night , While singing "y-jud" gently: "Hey, Judy, don't be depressed. Sing sad songs to soothe your mood, remember to let her into your heart, then your life will start to be beautiful ..."
Listening to her singing song full of love and tenderness, although the click of the guitar was out of rhythm, Wang Yang's smile gradually stopped, and the urge to hug her all over him, he stood up and gently smiled: "You have always been in my heart."
"I don't know what to say." Jessica stopped singing with a smile, reached out and touched his face, and laughed at herself: "You know I'm a Texan who only drinks beer, I don't know how to tell you 'In any case, be happy!' And I will always support you and love you. "She carried her left hand to show the show ring, and continued to tap the toilet cover:" Hey, Judy, don't be afraid ... "
"You are destined to chase her and get her ..." Wang Yang felt a heat flow in his eyes and sang gently, watching her enjoy the appearance of gently shaking her body. He could not bear the touch. Now! He reached out and smiled: "Please, give me the guitar! I'll sing."
"Whenever you feel pain." Jessica's singing came to a halt, and she quickly walked away holding the guitar: "Why should I give you? I sing well! Hey, Judy, be patient!" Wang Yang Laughing and reaching for it: "I know why you became Avril! That's because this guitar is a legendary treasure ~ EbookFREE.me ~ I got it and I can pass Paul McCartney! Right? ?give me!"
"No! This is my present! Don't carry the whole world on your shoulders-", ", don't give it to me! I will carry you on your shoulders!"
There was a lot of laughter and screaming from the bedroom to the living room.
More than half of the film critics said that "The Devil Wears Prada" is a mediocre and bad movie, and it will not become a hit. The box office data came out, the box office data came out, No. 4 ... The box office rankings for the weekend of the Christmas period came out, and the performance of "d" really makes people see no sign of box office Waterloo.
"What! How did it happen? Isn't Wang Yang going to be finished?"
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