Chapter 325: KO！

Chapter 325!
"What's the difference?", "Ere-e-g."
"In winter, this location is closer to the heater, so it's warmer, but it's not too close to cause sweating; and in summer, the wind that blows in through the window directly crosses here, that is the window here and there ; When watching TV, the angle is just right, it will not be too straight, which will affect talking to others, and it will not be too slanting, causing neck pain. I can continue, but I think you already understand what I mean. "
A burst of laughter continued from the TV and the living room. When Shelton and Leonard were arguing, Penny sat down on the sofa and started to eat lunch. Who knew she actually occupied Shelton ’s special Seat, special seat? When asked, Shelton was a series of words, and Penny was stupefied. He had never seen such a weirdo, and the tone seemed to communicate with the child: "Do you want me to move away?" Shelton did not hesitate: "ye ! "Leonard sighed helplessly:" Sit down, please! "
So the body language that made the audience burst into laughter appeared. Sheldon dodged, uncomfortably looking for a place to "sit down", walked around in the living room and finally came to Penny, a close-up of the screen The camera gave the stunned Penny, Shelton suddenly said viciously: "I want my special seat!" Haha burst into laughter, Penny quickly opened her eyes as she closed her eyes, Shelton quickly sat down and leaned back, Showing a comfortable, stable, and satisfied expression.
In this way, Shelton's another hobby was shaken out, and like Rachel, who had indulged in episodes and could not extricate themselves, or is now a fan, and countless viewers who watch TV every day, laughing. At the same time, they also developed a sense of intimacy, people are accustomed to and love, watching TV at home naturally likes to sit in a chair or sofa in a certain position, who does not have a "special seat"?
Next, the audience was still laughing, Shelton continued to dismantle and mess up, and the arrogant words also made Leonard continue to be ugly, people who were accustomed to sitcoms around friends and family, and were accustomed to ordinary daily life. Life dialogue laughs, and now the joy brought by "bb" is really fresh.
"Kuslapari and Volowitz came often, and we played 'Klingon Scrabble' until 1am on Tuesday night." In the laughter, the audience knew about the usual entertainment activities of scientists. , Playing scrabble in the Klingon language of "Star Trek" is a very geeky behavior; "Yes, we can learn that you have mass cultural delusions, that is, you think you were born, relative to arbitrary determination The apparent position of the constellation's sun may determine your character. "When Penny introduced her as a Sagittarius, Shelton once again did not ridicule better than ridicule for a full blow, and Penny stayed:" Oh ... that's cool , But what did you say? "
The bursting of the recording scene of this segment was not only a burst of laughter, but also applause. At this time, almost all constellation enthusiasts can't help but the mass cultural delusions!
"Hahaha! This guy is crazy ..." Natalie smiled and rolled off the sofa, as if she had just heard Wang Yang say it herself, "I want to know what constellation Juno is?", "Pisces, Pisces!" "After the result was familiar, the guy revealed a true perfunctory attitude towards the constellation, but he was an Aquarius man. In addition to needing a woman who loved her all inclusively, she also needed a" psychiatrist ". Unfortunately, she was That psychologist, but it seems to be just right, their relationship is a typical combination of Aquarius + Gemini, an intimate and abnormal good brother between friendship and love, really cool! This Sheldon? According to his personality characteristics should be seated.
"What kind of constellation is Shelton?" Jessica asked with interest. Although the Catholics did not believe in the constellation, it did not hinder the girls' enthusiasm for gossip. Wang Yang shrugged in reply: "Taurus." Jessica suddenly remembered something: "According to the constellation, I am also a Taurus!" Wang Yang laughed out: "So Shelton said that, the constellation Sometimes it ’s accurate, sometimes fart, maybe psychological hints, maybe common comments, maybe luck, maybe true, I do n’t know.
Jessica, who was also watching for the first time, asked in surprise,
Will he not be a Catholic?
Wang Yang shook his head and said: "No, he is a person without religion." ......
"I'm a vegetarian, but I eat fish and occasionally eat some steak ... I love steak too much!" Penny continued to introduce herself, and the audience's laughter continued, but Natalie suddenly bit her teeth and was a little angry. Now! No wonder the guy specially sent a text message today to inform her that she must watch it. "Prison Break" has not been broadcast in the second season, so is this now a provocation! It is said that the incurable guy likes steak the best.
Penny is a waitress for a cheesecake shop. She is still writing a script and moved to Los Angeles from Omaha, Nebraska. She had a good time until she fell in love with a ... "There are paradoxes everywhere in nature. For example, light, according to Huygens ’s theory, light is a wave, and the double-slit experiment proved this point, but later with Einstein, he found that light was also particle-like. "Leonard comforted Penny The lame physics rhetoric caused another burst of laughter, and then because the shower in the new apartment was broken, Penny wanted to borrow a bath from their home. Who knows that caused Shelton ’s series of rules to explain the agreement, and the middleman Leonard's mediation, only after a lot of laughs, Penny was borrowed.
"Look at this first!", "Too strong, unbelievable!" The apartment door was knocked, and Jewish space engineer Howard Volowitz and Indian-born astronomer Rajesh-Kuslapari appeared. The dress of a person suddenly shows his temperament. Howard has a bowl-shaped hairstyle, wearing a red dress similar to the 1960s style of publicity, and a pair of black tights, very coquettish; Raj is more rustic Purple jacket and sweater.
The audience suddenly shined, and interest was once again impacted. What will these two strange guys be like? What is the sample? Many fans of "Friends" feel that they are like Joey Chandler, will this be a new popular combination?
As soon as they entered the door, they were anxious to play the disc in their hands. Leonard just asked them to leave. Howard introduced the good things of the disc with his fingers shaking his lips: "In 1974, Stephen Hawking was giving a speech. At that time, he was not Such a creepy computer sound. "He mimicked the rigid and weird computer sound vividly, and gave Stephen-Hawking a sense of superiority that made the audience laugh. The many theoretical physics students and Hawking advocates laughed a few. Sound: "It's not fun!", "It's too much!" ...
When I heard that there was a lady in the room, Howard, who was arrogant and arrogant, immediately popped up from the sofa, immediately posing as a cool gentleman. His words and deeds were full of joy. I have to say that Simon Hellberg, who is only 24 years old from the acting family, is very mature in acting. He has lived up to Howard, who thinks that lecherous narcissism is a "love saint". Of course, this also benefits from Hull. Berg himself has this temperament: "You drove us away to want to have with her?"
"Haha!" Natalie smiled again. The word "iu" was really good. She liked these vulgar jokes and the opposite character formed from the disciplined upbringing. It's just that the more she looked at the Jewish Howard Wallowitz, the more she felt that this was Wang Yang's joke on her through the episode.
"I didn't want to have with her." Leonard was helpless, and Howard's spirits revived: "That means she is the available partner for copulation?" Leonard's voice growled angrily: "Can we stop talking?" The word 'copulation'? "Shelton immediately interjected in an educational tone:" Strictly speaking, it is a messy and unhygienic way of human reproduction. "At this time, Penny, wrapped in bath towels, said Looking at the problem with the shower, she walked out and found Howard and she smiled generously: "Oh, sorry, ell ~!"
"Good luck! Charming lady!" Howard, smiling in the close-up, stayed on his hips for half a second, suddenly greeted himself with charm, and the funny tone of the movement made another burst of laughter. He leaned on the column in the apartment hall with one hand and the trousers pocket on the other, and introduced himself to Penny: "I am Howard Wallowitz, from the Department of Applied Physics at the California Institute of Technology. You may be familiar with some of my work. Now, it's orbiting Jupiter's largest satellite orbit, taking high-resolution digital photos. "His begging expression made him laugh.
"Penny, I work in a cheesecake shop." Penny nodded with a smile and introduced herself. Leonard walked to the bathroom without a word: "I'll take you to get the shower head." Just when Penny turned around, Howard suddenly shouted: "bnne-due!" Penny frowned. , Looking back with anger and consternation: "Sorry, what do you say?" Howard, who succeeded in attracting attention, explained quickly: "This is the meaning of" a pleasant shower "in French, it is a beautiful blessing (men), I Can be spoken in six languages. "
Haha audience laughter! However, for Natalie, the laughter effect is more than 10,000 times, she puffed out, she couldn't help but laugh wildly, this time she was really!
In French, bnne is like gd, such as bnne-rè- (good afternoon), bnne-irée (good evening), bnne- (good night), etc. Due means shower, so bnne-due can be "washed "Good bath"; but in English, bnne often expresses its other meanings, maid, maid, and due is not a good word, it has the meaning of washing more "irrigation", "irrigator" , "Due-bg" refers to the bag that originally contained the irrigator, and then evolved into a slang for insulting women, and then it can be used to scold anyone, meaning dirty, stupid, and hate ghosts.
So Penny's ears sounded, "bnne-due" is really not very good, and enjoy a lavage or maid-style lavage, not to mention "men (sentimental, beautiful and sentimental)". Such a vulgar sentence, the girl is naturally angry when it is heard, which also reveals how Howard's level of picking up girls, how bad the 6 language levels are, and often just feel good about herself, not clear about what she said is disgusting and insignificant.
"..." On the TV screen, Penny opened her mouth expressionlessly and squeezed her lips, controlling to nod in curse. Leonard was so angry that he didn't want to know how they looked, and turned back to irony: "Stay on your blog, Howard!" The two walked a few steps, and Howard behind shouted in Chinese unwillingly: " Take a good bath! "The eunuch's shrill voice, I don't know if the audience understood at the time of the recording, but almost everyone laughed.
Hahaha— "! That guy is so abominable! Natalie could n’t stop falling down on the sofa with a smile. Is her 6 language level so poor? Although the level of" pocket girl "is really bad, although I like to and piss! I was played by Niu again! How could he do that in front of at least 20 million American audiences! Natalie laughed with a trembling voice and learned: "Take a pain, take a shower ~~! bnne-due ... "
After laughing, suddenly some ancient memories rushed up. The day I switched on when shooting "Junuo", that is, "What do you think about marriage?" The day she answered in German: "nrr!" Wang Yang also had A childish laughter came: "nrr? What do you mean? It's best not to tell me! But I'm also a" language master ", English, Chinese, Cantonese ... Maybe there is German, nrr? So, nerd." She was also happy Laughing: "I now know what 'nerd' means. I have learned Chinese systematically!" Then I used German, English, and Chinese to say "nrr, fool, stupid!"
The young face that grinned uncontrollably and pretended to be teeth and teeth was so clear, as well as the swearing laughter: "I am being played by you, ma'am, be careful with me, I will find it back!"
"Obviously you have plenty of time, but don't let me make a second combo." Natalie grinned at the time with a smile and shook her head helplessly, and then she really hit him to a very high level. Numbers, but never played such a big hand! This time I lost it all in one breath, bastard! But her good brother is very charming. Natalie watched the hilarious TV screen while picking up her phone and sent him a text message: "e! Nrr!" Soon there was a reply: "n, n!"
Not only Natalie Portman burst into laughter, but Rachel, who was once teased that "Chinese is messy", also laughed. Audiences who understood and couldn't understand each had unreasonable reasons, and countless people imitated it subconsciously Howard said: "Wash, hurry, take a bath ~!" Jessica laughed crisply after she read it, and lifted her chin full of energy: "Baby, I'm more standard!" Looking at her cute Looked like this, Wang Yangqing couldn't help but hugged her and kissed, and asked with a smile: "Of course you are a genius! Is your iq 187?" Jessica raised her eyebrows, imitating Shelton's accent language style, Puffed up: "187? Can I understand that this is a joke you told?" She lifted her left palm open: "When I was 5 years old ..." Wang Yang couldn't stand the wife's helpless look , Shrugging: "ere-eg." ...
"Tonight! Eue-me, I am Dr. Shelton Cooper." After Howard finished his gorgeous debut, the nb channel of the TV screen entered the advertising time, although "The Big Bang Theory" has not proven itself to the advertisers. , I can't sell "Friends", the usual price of 500,000 US dollars per 30 seconds of advertising, but on the basis of the magical Yang and time-of-day viewing basis, still selling expensive 300,000 each, nb also rushed tonight to broadcast two episodes. The rated "bb" left a place for the next episode of promotion ~ EbookFREE.me ~ But let nb be so willing to give up the blood, the second episode is naturally very eye-catching, this wonderful trailer makes many first-time audience fans We are so excited that the three groups of Miracle Young and Hangover are all here! I saw that Shelton and his party met the miraculous Yang and others who were eating in the Chinese restaurant. Shelton, who stepped forward to talk, was very serious: "Mr. Wang, I must say that there is a very big problem with your movie." Yang, Bradley Cooper and Ed Helms were all stunned. Wang Yang was puzzled and confused, and his innocent eyes were flattering.
"I'm Dr. Bradley Cooper." The camera said, handsome Bradley Cooper said, and Ed Helms sitting across the table grinned and said: " I ’m Dr. Ed Helms.
Bradley raised his hand and smiled:
Do n’t kidding, you ’re just a dentist.
The screen quickly flashed other scenes from the episode, Shelton was angry, comic shop, i The cafeteria ... Suddenly stopped by Wang Yang who was in doubt, he looked at Bradley Cooper: "Your brother?" The audience laughed and narrated mixedly: "" eg-bng-ery ", tonight , Must see nb! "Shelton Cooper's indignant quick voice:" You shouldn't let Padmé Amidala play a childish poker with a ridiculous belly. "
"Hahaha ... I've beaten me to a negative number, and won't let me go! Due-bg!" Natalie rolled off the sofa with a smile and flew into the void to kick the TV screen, this bastard! ! ~!