Chapter 326: very funny!

Chapter 326: Laughing to death!
"Tell him our iq!"
After the advertising time, the episode of "Big Bang" on Channel B continued to play, and the face of B big man Nancy Trum became more and more dignified. Oddly, she occasionally shook her head and laughed out, such as Leonard just now. Using the brain to open the door of the building, she also immediately realized that when the freak nerds "moved", they would get a terrifying laughter effect. The audience almost stopped and the louder laughter seemed to confirm this.
In the bathroom, Penny successfully commissioned Leonard to go to her ex-boyfriend on her behalf, asking for a TV set back. Despite his broken car, Leonard agreed, and Shelton could n’t watch because of Howard ’s 6-language pick-up girl, and the third season of the review track of ": Enterprising", plus Leonard gave one This collection of "Batman" comic books agreed to help. The two did not expect that Penny ’s ex-boyfriend was a burly and muscular masculine man. After he heard their intentions ...
"Hahaha !!" I saw that on the TV screen, Sheldon and Leonard, who had IQ added up, only walked out of the building. Shelton was wearing white briefs, and Leonard was a flower pattern shorts. Obviously they were The macho was humiliated, and his wallet and pants were taken away, leaving only a little money to go home. Evelyn was so twitchy that she finally knew why the two would only wear the bus on the ground! She feels that she has more calories she laughed tonight than when she watched "The Eight Conventions" added up in one season. This is not "Friends"! This is the unique "Big Bang"!
"Hahahaha! These two nerds again." The bus came and the door opened, and the fat driver of Zach-Galfiannakis came out again. When he saw the two, he had a fat face with a beard. The smile was full of smiles, and the signature joyous laughter immediately caused the audience to burst into laughter. The two walked into the car without controversy this time, but Shelton closed his mouth tightly, an expression that was more uncomfortable than death.
Under the front lens, you can clearly see the inside of the car through the windshield, as well as the street scenes on both sides. Of course, all of this is still recorded in the studio. It seems that the real scene is only using projection technology.
"No guns, not terrorists." When the two of them got on the bus, the fat driver's serious sentence made the audience laugh crazy, and several group passengers on the car looked at the two of them. The fat driver said sadly and indignantly as he started the car: "I'm sorry, maybe everyone has become nervous since 911, thank you so much, Bin Laden!" However.
In front of the TV screen, countless people could not help but laugh! Even Nancy Terrham laughed helplessly, making terrorists, 911, bin Laden and other sensitive topics as a joke, but also put it in the set, really guts! However, this young man did not do this for the first time. This was a classic line from Gary Fianakis in "The Hangover", and it is just reappearing now. The September 11th event has passed the 3rd anniversary of the night, and the atmosphere of grief is just past the night. Now is the time to be happy, and everyone knows that this is a national self-deprecation, not really thank Bin Laden, see the effect Right.
Nancy Trum sighed again. These lines also serve to satirize the laughter of Shelton and Leonard. First, the two wearing only "no g1" means that they are not men. Just contacted the two to ask that the TV was unsuccessful and was robbed by a macho guy, and it looked even more "nerd"; the images of freak nerds and terrorists were all abnormal, and it was "nerdy" to just wear a car, but every time after 911 Individuals become sensitive and weird, then they also appear to be "normal", so thank Bin Laden.
I have to say that this trick is very clever. Zac-Galfiannakis' guest appearance is used to the fullest! b Kevin Riley, the president of the Entertainment Department, laughed with great satisfaction, knowing that there will definitely be a large number of young people coming to the magic tonight, they are fans of "hangover" and "Zhu Han", These impressive cameo clips will arouse more interest and intimacy in "bb", and then become a long-term audience; as for those old guys, years old, accept it or not? What does it matter? 18-49!
The e and the "bb" team thought that there was nothing wrong with it. At this time, countless young people who loved "hangover" were amused by this fat man, but they immediately burst into laughter naturally: "Haha! "
"A reminder to you." The street scenes on both sides were reversing. The fat driver drove while saying, "Don't sit in the chair on the left side of the third row. I saw someone vomiting on it, a vegetarian, I do n’t have the smell of meat.
As soon as he said that someone had vomited in the car, Shelton was shocked by
Oh der-gd!
, Next to the third row of left chairs! He grabbed the lever and screamed: "Stop, oh by, oh by!" The car continued to move forward, Leonard expressionless, Shelton's painful "Oh by!" Volume gradually reduced ...
"Hahaha!" Ruilin opened his mouth with a smile without demeanor, worthy of a magazine title "New Julia Roberts", pointing at the TV screen and beating the sand: "Oh by! Oh my God!" Na Tali waved her fists into the air angrily, joking about vegetarians again! It seems that he completely refused to let her go today! Why is it so funny ... She patted her skin and reminded her with a smile: "Hey, you are a vegetarian! That fat man!" ...
"This is one of my favorite trading places after searching for prey. The ale here is amazing." At the same time, Howard in the apartment is inviting Penny to join the world. Many viewers have a look at the notebook on the screen. The game screen knows that it is "Endless Mission", a witch doctor with a summoning pet wolf. Standing Penny smiled: "Wow, what a lovely dog." Howard smiled and said warmly: "Yes, I have followed me since I was 34, its name is Charlie."
Haha laughed again, everyone just laughed at Howard's nerdy geek behavior, but Natalie knew she had just been caught again, she shouted in shock: "Oh! That! It's awful, haha!"
Leonard and Shelton are back. The tragic experience of the two has been embraced by Penny. Shelton failed to escape in time, but Leonard was very intoxicated: "Our children will be smart and beautiful Taobao.com Women's Tmall Taobao Mall Taobao.com women's winter coat m. "Shelton continued his usual poison tongue:" Imagination is self-evident. "The burst of laughter with applause and applause sounded again. Apologetic, Penny decided to invite them to dinner, but when meeting downstairs, Shelton pointed out that Penny ’s car had a lot of safety hazards, but Leonard said, "You can take the bus to spend the night." Let He hurried into the car.
"I guess we need to explain this to the girl no matter what." After discussing what to eat, Shelton rejected the Thai food, which is "overnutrition" and Indian food, Howard proposed to go to the sushi restaurant. Nengkara sang the love song of r1-f1 band with a good sense of self: "bby, don't be mesmerized, bby ..." The first episode ended with laughter and love song.
"Haha! Howard must not be able to soak up Penny, he can't marry his wife!" Jessica held Wang Yang's arm sweetly, and she also felt that the Jewish character was Natalie, although it was fun and interesting. In part, although the tall Tall Shelton from Texas Taurus is the protagonist, it is indispensable to be jealous and can not help making fun of Howard. Wang Yang shrugged and said, "Of course, he and Penny have no drama, but in fact he will marry his wife, a shy, beautiful, empathetic Catholic girl." Jessica, who smiled sweetly, froze. He beat him with a smile: "-y! Are you kidding me?"
Wang Yang suffered her fierce thump and shook her head seriously: "No, the crew has been settled, Howard is the first person they got married, haha! It's conflicting and interesting, isn't it?" See him It ’s not like telling a fake, and surely it ’s possible, then the Jews marry a Catholic girl, Natalie ... Jessica ’s smiling eyes rolled over, do n’t overdo it: "You let me say what you want ! I am very angry now! "Wang Yang hugged her and smiled comfortingly:" e -... I sing! Bby, don't be mesmerized ... "
While broadcasting advertisements on Channel B and Wang Yang coaxing his wife, the audience with facial muscle pain laughed and took the opportunity to get up and move to the bathroom, pour water, pour water in preparation for the upcoming second half. Many young people and teenagers picked up the phone and notified friends or friends who had no interest in advance. A white girl in Chicago still smiled: "You can see it now, it's too funny!" A New York geek boy urged the dead party Watch: "Don't be wordy! One hundred percent fits us, wow, incredible!" ......
"Is it really that good-looking?" I received a short and clear text message from my friend. "If you don't read it, you will be completely left behind at school !!" A Los Angeles high school boy picked up the remote control and tuned from channel b to b. "Too many fresh and funny words, nonsense! Don't watch" Survivor "! The second episode also has a magical guest appearance!" A San Francisco high school girl is also urging her girlfriends, she doesn't want to go to school tomorrow to talk about "bb" "No one talks. But this worry seems a bit superfluous, and countless young people hurriedly hurriedly said: "The tall man named Sheldon has a cleansing habit ... not to mention, the second episode begins!"
Whether it is a newly joined audience or an audience that continues to enjoy, the second episode brings a crazier laughter, which can not stop laughing at a glance, until the light and lively theme song sounds a chance for all talents to rest: "1r-1e -vere--i --- dee-e ... i-11-red-ieg-bg! "
The second episode still revolves around the content of Penny's new move. The two important scenes of the comic store and the i canteen were briefly completed in the booth, which aroused the interest of the audience. In the bursts of laughter, a group of characters at the peak of maturity collided with hilarious laughter, showing their personality and hobbies with a burden, shaking out, and contributing new and delicious laugh fruits. Shelton and Leonard were entrusted by Penny and helped her carry the furniture upstairs: "Very well, now we have a slope, the pulling force is reduced by the sine of the stairs angle of the stairs, the angle is about degrees, That ’s almost half.
However, when Shelton ’s apartment at Penni was extremely messy, he had to be meticulous about obsessive-compulsive quirks. In order to get a good night ’s sleep, he went to the house in the middle of the night to sleep Penny finishing the living room ...
"Sheldon? Shelton?" On the TV screen, Leonard appeared in the middle of the night to get up and check out the room. When he took the green lightsaber of the Luke Skywalker he had just bought at the comic store in the morning , Walking carefully and alertly into his dimly lit living room: "Sheldon? Anyone?" The audience laughed, and there were loud decibel laughs both inside and outside the play, especially fans of Star Wars. They are the most useful, and they ca n’t stop laughing. The question is how many people have n’t seen it and do n’t know "Star Wars"?
There are a lot of geek elements in these two episodes, and the most dazzling ones are undoubtedly "Star Wars" and "Star Trek". It seems that the magical guest appearances in the trailer also belong to ""; of course, "Green Lantern", "" "The Lord of the Rings", "People" and so on are mentioned in the movie comics.
"Haha!" Although this was performed by myself, knowing every detail, the leading actors such as Johnny Galecki and Carre Cuco still watched, and the audience was naturally more exaggerated, no The few laughed out of tears. This is indeed too funny. Shelton and Leonard ’s low-pitched voices said that the lines were so weird, and Penny awakened when she woke up. Leonard ’s ironic brand, Shelton was forced to come and apologize. "Penny, Penny ..." Dada, Dada, he knocked twice, and the door was opened by Penny, and Shelton continued to knock on the door again: "Penny."
His unique way of knocking on the door caused another burst of laughter, and the more and more messed up apology was even more joyful, but then Penny, who received Leonard's sincere apology, forgave them and Leonard got a face kiss. So intoxicated excessively hit the closed door. As compensation, scientists took the initiative to help Penny assemble the TV cabinet, but only four people thought that the Swedish TV cabinet was "unimaginative" and needed a major renovation, but Penny repeatedly asked them not to spend time, Howard said husband The tone of "Wait, sweetheart, the man is working." It made the audience laugh.
"Hahaha!" After the four people discussed the transformation and assembly plan and went out to prepare the necessary materials, Penny said helplessly, "Okay, this place looks great" The TV cabinet has been made by several people, the class is luxurious and strange and does not match the surrounding environment. The expression of the five people is different, which makes the audience laugh again, when "science" and "geek" leave the line. After the implementation, the effect is amazingly good!
After a busy day, the crowd arrived at dinner time again. This time they came to a Chinese restaurant that they usually go to. At the end of the second episode, the much-anticipated guest came out!
The handsome and handsome Yang, Bradley Cooper and Sven honest Ed Helms are having a dinner at the table, and Penny in the play widened his eyes in shock, suffocating like a sigh "As for the whole person, petrified, countless female fans also screamed to express their support, and Ruilin's face was full of interest:" If you don't perform well, you will have to pay for the TV! "Natalie grunted:" Look at you and prepare How about me! "Jessica shouted with a smile:" I also want to be a guest, I also want to be a guest! "......
"Hahahaha!" The reason for the burst of laughter again was not the lines, but Penny ’s fascinated fantasy. After a burst of flashing lights, the TV screen was wearing a beautiful and gorgeous white evening dress and the most amazing at this time. Penny stood on the red cloth stage, holding a bottle of Oscar in her hand, she smiled and exaggerated her head in a crazy and exaggerated manner: "Haha, thank you, thank you! Thank you—" The camera cut back to the scene of the Chinese restaurant, and Penny still stood stunned The clothes, but her clothes have been replaced by the fantasy.
However, there is no change in this reality in the eyes of others, but it is enough to make the audience laugh. The Leonard and Howard are also very nervous, no better than Penny, who is not a small actor. After all, it is a magical Yang! "How should we talk to each other?" However, Shelton, who was not satisfied with the magical Yang, had walked proudly without waiting for their discussion. "E1e-me, I'm Dr. Sheldon-Cooper." Looking around, Shelton's expression became very serious: "Mr. Wang, I must say that your movie has a very big problem."
"When the last spaceship of the" Ninth Zone "started home, the sound wave from it shattered the entire 1 glass, and the sea water of Santa Monica was also shaken, which means that the sound wave shattered glass is not Because of the resonant frequency, it is a shock wave with huge energy, but the eardrums of those who watch the lively are not a little bit, they do not even cover their ears! ... "
A large series of quick lines in Shelton's educational tone, and Wang Yang's blank innocence, caused another burst of laughter from the audience. The three Leonard and Howard stared at each other nervously and anxiously said silently. The laughter suddenly increased, and after Shelton kept talking about the sound wave problem, Wang Yang looked at Bradley-Cooper doubtfully: "Who is this? Your brother?" Bradley-Cool Cooper and Ed Helms looked ridiculously at Shelton who was standing upright. The handsome Cooper smiled and said, "Yes, I am Dr. Bradley Cooper."
"I'm Dr. Ed Helms." Ed Helms also grinned, and at this time the young and madly ridiculous audience of young people naturally knew that "Stu" in "The Hangover" was A dentist also extracted his own teeth. The camera gave Bradley his charming eyes again. He raised his hand and smiled: "Don't joke, you're just a dentist." Sheldon's eyes at the table were sideways. Guys! I am a PhD with theoretical physics d, and the average age of a dentist who graduated from the United States is 28 years old, and from 1 year to 3 years ... "Waiting for him to finish, all three could not help but" unscrupulous " "Laughing, a nerd, Wang Yang laughed:" Dr. Cooper, have you ever considered, it may be a unique sonic technology for aliens, just to destroy, not kill. "
"Hah!" Shelton Cooper was disdainful in the audience's laughter. He continued to argue with it quickly, but the magical arrogance and tongue-breaking answer made Shelton very speechless, and he gradually became annoyed. After that, I started to pick up the problems of other movies, and it was not so easy to recover after the hangover. It is even more impossible for the protagonists of "The Hangover" to have a clear mind and flexible skills! "Have you been drunk? Oh god, he hasn't drunk! Dr. Cooper, science can sometimes be deceiving." Shelton exploded and quickly resented: "You shouldn't let Padmé-Amy Dara has a ridiculous stomach to play some childish poker! "
On the TV screens of thousands of households, Wang Yang raised his eyebrows, his lips shrugged and said: "At least I didn't let her give birth to two."
"Hahaha!" And "Wahaha!" The scenes at the time of recording were crazy, and laughter and applause broke the highest decibel tonight. In the "Star Wars" series of stories, Natalie Portman The played Padmé Amidala gave Anakin Skywalker a pair of dragons and phoenixes, that is, Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia; in Zhu Han, Zhu Han only gave birth to one. The ambiguity and expression of the words in the magical Yang's discourse even doubled the effect of laughter.
The audience at the scene was crazy, and the TV audience couldn't help it anymore. Fans of "" and "Zhu Han" directly sprayed it out; Ruilin couldn't help applauding and cheering: "Ha ha ha!" Beat, no need to pay for TV! "This bastard! I can't believe it!" Once again, Natalie felt that she had been beaten and bruised, she laughed to death: "Oh i! How many thousands of viewers now !? This bastard!" Jessica Laughing heartily while thrashing Wang Yang with no effort: "You are dead! I am really angry!" Wang Yang smiled and pleaded guilty ...
"Hahaha!" However, more exciting came next. On the TV screen, three big stars got up and left, and the three Leonards over there also came. Sheldon just finished scolding, "Of course, you Inferior to Anakin Skywalker! ", Wang Yang suddenly raised his palms to face him, Shelton asked anxiously," What is this? Kung Fu? "Wang Yang shouted mysteriously:" No! This is the Force Attack, I'm pinching your neck now! "
The crazy laughter couldn't stop. Of course, "The Big Bang Theory" wouldn't be a science fiction drama. It's just that Sheldon covered his neck. The painful and frightened expression really seemed to be pinched by the magic force. The stations were standing fast, and Leonard and Howard shouted angrily: "Let him go, let him go!"
"." Wang Yang and Bradley Cooper showed a smile, "God knows what's going on!" And turned away; Shelton was immediately let go and almost fell to the ground, Leonard Several people quickly supported him, and asked anxiously: "Sheldon, are you okay?" Shelton gasped for breath.
Everything in the camera burst into laughter again, and Penny, who had come back, also changed back to the normal clothes before, but the magical Yang was not seen in the restaurant! Penny opened her mouth in amazement, screaming and rushed towards the night: "Where is Cooper? Where is the magical Yang !!!!!!" Leonard looked at her helplessly: "If you say Bradley -Cooper, they have just left; but there is one more here. "Shelton, who was still held up, shouted angrily," Yang Wang was officially listed as Sheldon Cooper's eternal enemy. " The list 'seventh place !!! "
"Hahaha!" The audience who already loved Shelton, couldn't help but be interested, the seventh in the list of forever enemies! ? Who are the top six? On the TV screen, Penny's eyes collapsed when she heard the bad news: "Oh ..." Leonard, Howard, and Rush all supported her in a conditioned reflex, and had not recovered. Shelton's "Oh ..." fell on the restaurant floor.
In a burst of laughter, "The Big Bang Theory" ended the first season, and the two episodes an hour before and after brought countless joy, which made countless audiences aftertaste, excited, and laughed when they remembered. For many fans, this is definitely a sleepless night. Think about the "Big Bang" every Thursday night, and think of the wonderful trailer of the third episode before, adrenaline rushed! But thinking about one episode a week is inevitably depressed; what makes a lot of geeks worry is that this drama is indeed much more fun than "Freak and Bookworm", but ... what if the ratings are not cut? !
There is no reason for bad ratings! Magic Yang was not unmodest before, just told the truth "it can laugh at people!", And then with "The Big Bang Theory", if you are not humble, you will not be humble! The ratings are absolutely high! ! This is the consensus reached by the three of Evelyn's dormitory, and it is also the idea that many people coincide.
Thinking of the situation that b will face ~ EbookFREE.me ~ Nancy Tlem's face is all black, is it possible to lose the start of "bb"? The quality of this drama is very, very high, and also invited the popular "hangover" trio to make a cameo, of course, Wang Yang, who was dug up by opponents, said it was an easy task, and that the young man personally entered the battle. Come and watch the audience and leave the first wave of viewers ... In advance, I did not hesitate to do so much publicity, this drama is really ...
"I only need 10,000 people, and the rating of 18-49 is 9 points! I'm not greedy, I'm not greedy ..." Kevin Rayley prayed silently, his lips curled up like a snicker.
"Do you sleep?" After watching "The Big Bang Theory" and then watching "i" in episode b, it's ten o'clock, and it's time to go to bed! Just like the styles of the past few days, Jessica turned back and grasped the sand back with both hands. Wang Yang raised her palms to face her, and said evilly: "No longer obedient, I will hit you with the force!" Kayue couldn't obey: "You'd better work hard!" Wang Yang scratched his head helplessly, looking at Danny who was wandering next to him, and slammed his hands against it: "If you don't obey, I will use the force Fight Danny! "
Danny turned his ears in confusion, what?
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