Chapter 347: Oscar Best Guest


"Haha! Hahaha!",
A burst of laughter sounded in the brightly lit office, club president Kevin Yirui laughed at himself with a white tooth, recommended like a fool, he patted the document on the table with his hands: "I love magic "Hang! Haha" is another laugh with a proud breeze, too big a surprise!
When I just saw the viewing report of yesterday ’s month issue, he was shaking all over, and the champion belonged! Belongs to "The Big Bang Theory"! 8: -8: Last night, the 17th episode of "Anime Convention" was broadcast on time. What are the same guest appearances of Jessica Alba, Natalie Terman, and Rachel Ling Adams? This episode refreshed the highest ratings in the first season without any suspense, up 35% from the previous episode! 160,000 viewers! Rating 24/32!
It broke through 30 million in the first season! The first season of "Friends" has an average of 880,000, with a maximum of 20 million. The peak season is 94-95. The entertainment channels are colorful and the viewing channels are diverse. Today, a set of sitcoms can receive this. The amazing first season results, defeating "Everyone Loves Le Méng", "Two and a Half Men" and other plays to become the king of screen comedy! Other than cheering and laughing? But what annoys Kevin Yirui is to look at the performance of the next Joey, episode 17 has 1 million.
"Joey" replayed earlier than "The Big Bang Theory", and made a lot of publicity for it during the winter break, hoping to save this drama, the result is getting worse! 16 episodes officially fell below the 10 million mark, only a pitiful 9.96 million, the signboard of "Friends" rumor is totally useless! Yesterday, relying on the powerful explosion of "The Big Bang Theory", it brought back more than one million viewers ...
"Magic Yang, it's up to you now, Magic Yang! My dear Magic Yang!" Kevin, Rayleigh said to himself, as long as the "Big Bang" can maintain the results, everything will be okpk! He prayed silently to the viewing report: "God, let it continue to be strong" Continue! ",
Net lost the championship on Thursday, and the "Anime Convention" naturally attracted the attention of the media. The New York Times evaluated this episode as imaginative. Within half an hour, there were many guest figures, and the clues of the three big stars were not messy. There is a very interesting and credible conflict with Shelton, Leonard, Penny and other characters. Both the permanent actor and the guest star have wonderful performances, and each person's distinctiveness is impressive.
"Animation Conference" was rated as "the most exciting episode of the first season of" Big Bang "" by many media. At the same time, the audiences also gave feedback on the points, and the geek geniuses who have gained 10,000 have just started on the road.
The effect of the viewing explosion in "The Big Bang Theory" doesn't stop at itself. At the end of the "Anime Convention", Howard, who was full of thoughts to get the Natalie-Tyman number, was happy, but when he called home to go to the past, it was OK The song "o1189998819991197253" turned out to be a hotline for an emergency service company; the misfortune was not alone. Sheldon's funny ugliness was filmed at the cartoon convention "and uploaded to uTuBeps. This funny video clicked high.
The website made by unknown geek fans is still the second; 18-49
The 160,000 viewers with a rating of 24 received some insights, and there was really a pseudo-documentary video taken by the staff with dV when the "Anime Congress" was recorded on the website.
ggen "Firefly", Google, "uTuBe ...... This episode of 17 soft ads is too fresh and critical. The influx of a large number of viewers directly promoted uTuBe's traffic heat, which in turn promoted the attention of spoof trailers and" Firefly ".
There are now 10,000 videos uploaded every day, and daily video views
Ten thousand times, it has become a new star with infinite potential in the T world. It seems that Wang Yang and Mark Cuban's unilateral "pro-ass donkey" bet will no longer worry people.
After returning to the United States from the Chinese New Year in Wuhan after the Spring Festival, "Wang Yang continued to work on a busy and sweet life track, and after obtaining Meilin materials, all the special effects shots of" Firefly "are about to be completed." In the production stage of soundtrack and tune, it is scheduled to be sent to mpaa for grading review in the middle of the month. The target of the flame is pg-13. Only violent and profanity affect the grading of "Firefly". If the predator is exterminated, ng The behavior will be exposed from the front, there is no doubt that it will be a level, but there is the suppression of "The Ninth Zone", and the overall style does not need those too thrilling shots. The best choice for pg-13 level "Firefly" .
"Yang! Yang, come, come and kiss one!" Downey, who was drunk and drunk with a silly smile on his face, wrapped his arms around Wang Yang's neck in the laughter of everyone, and just leaned his mouth to him Go to the cheek: "I must thank you, you saved my life, I am so happy today, kiss one, oh, kiss one!",
In this way, at the farewell bachelor party before Downey ’s marriage, Wang Yang was forced to die. Downey, like the English bulldog, drunk and drunk his cheeks several times before releasing him under his boxing. . The next day, Wang Yang and Jessica participated in the wedding of Robert Downey Jr. and Sue Levine as one of the guests. The middle-aged man turned back by the prodigal son succeeded in the second marriage. According to Downey ’s story, he and Su Shan will soon have a child.
However, Blue Gloves grabbed Captain Marr, and the gossip media received information from insiders that Heath-Ledger's fiancee, Michelle Williams, was pregnant! After the paparazzi photographed Michelle wearing an engagement ring on the street, the unmarried couple now living in Brooklyn, New York, were taken photos suspected of obstructing their lower abdomen! No one thought that the famous sister Aa son Heath-Ledger would be a dad when he was 26! The child's mother would also be a mediocre 25-year-old Michelle Williams.
At the beginning, all gossip media and movie fans believed that their love was just for fun. "
Heath-Ledger's another target for changing tastes, who knows to be engaged and pregnant along the way ... he was captured. When did it all start? Heath-Ledger filmed "Broken Mountain", filmed "Firefly", and Wang Yang made a pair, plus the recent wedding of old Robert Downey, it is no wonder that "People" and other entertainment media quipped: "He was influenced by Miracle Yang.",
What a god! Before the gossip came to light, Wang Yang had personally confirmed from Heath Ledger that the due date is January-November this year! Regarding being a father, Heath-Leger was very happy and asked Wang Yang about the various precautions you took. He knew that Wang Yang had a lot of information for Zhu. Asked what the name of the child is, Wang Yang has written so many scripts, and has more experience in naming it. No matter boys or girls, he hopes that it is a child with strong qualities.
This is Heath-Ledger's dissatisfaction with himself, those inferiority, cowardice and evasion of responsibility hidden under the a post. Wang Yang had already decided that the middle name of his first daughter would be "Junuo". After thinking of this, she thought of Natalie Terman, and then thought of the strong girl "This killer is not too cold." : "The girl's words," Matilda, how? " "Sis Ledger was very pleasantly surprised when he heard it:" Matilda, Matilda, Matilda-Ledger ... this is great! What about boys? ", Wang Yang said:" The boy left his father to think. ",
Ask the name of your child to ask others, is it not a kind of evasion of responsibility? Wang Yang said that he immediately regretted naming the% Ledger's daughter. In the richness of friends who are mixed in movie entertainment, he doesn't think that Michael-Pitt and Yami will play badly. He understands that the couple's relationship is very stable. Tacit understanding, will sooner or later get married: Robert-Downey Jr. is really correct: and Heath-Ledger is very dangerous. "Now Red Heath has the upper hand to dominate. If Blue Lights turns over one day, it ’s really not a good thing. .
Wang Yang knows that kind of unwillingness, that should be the voice that every male animal will have, and there is a dream of flying to the end of the world.
Is that all? Wife-like, child-like, work-life, and rope-like terms mean bondage, but men want to fly away. Hongguang tells Blu-ray: "Yes, it would be very happy. ", Blu-ray kept asking Red Guang:" Is that all? "Ask again and again, time and time again, it can be ng, money, love, or fist, momentum." The crazy momentum that makes people desperate, tossing their wives and children ...
Everyone has red light and blue light, which can also be called good and evil. Kill blue light as Xingmeng thought? Life's helplessness, frustration, and hardship will wipe out the momentum and make a person numb. "Being settled in the status quo also represents mixed eating and waiting for death, accepting the reality." Yes, that's it. "Admit defeat to the world" Yes, there is no way anyway, this is the way in this life. "Attempts and efforts not to be contaminated: it ’s the momentum of the blue light, the fighting spirit, the unwillingness, and the anger that make things change. Anger can burn everything and make people dazzle.
Blu-ray can never be killed, just like throwing a lion into the flock and growing up, no matter how docile it is, even the day of old death is docile like a sheep, but it will always be a lion. Awakening, it can awaken.
However, red light can also tell blue light, please use this momentum in the right direction! Do n’t regret saying
I ’m wrong!
There are so many Vanity Fairs in Hollywood. Wang Yang is confident that he can resist these storms, but as a friend, he really feels a little scared and worried for Heath and Ledger. Even more afraid is the self-destructive tendency of Heath. He can feel the martial arts, the Holy King, the holy king, the night killing the throne, the throne, and the strongest abandonment of the young and big Zhou Dynasty. Qiankun will kill the gods and seals the throne in the night to seek the demon Ao Chongtian's strongest abandoning the young Da Zhou dynasty, the gods will kill the gods and seals the throne in the night, the strongest abandon the Shao Da Zhou prince to make a god. One point: "If you do this, the response from all over the world will be wonderful."
But there seems to be a difference. Heath-Ledger wants to destroy the weak self-esteem. It is a good way to become other people through acting: he wants to observe, wants to direct, and sometimes even imagines: "If I die suddenly If you lose, what will your reaction be? "On the other hand, he is becoming more and more afraid of death.
"My Wang Yang is indeed not as clever as a fifth grader!" On the TV screen, amid the joyful live laughter, Wang Yang shouted a rather self-destructive image to the camera. A simple fifth grader problem! In a previous question, Natalie-Tyman showed her a mentally handicapped side. "Even the Great Lakes of North America was wrong! Did she really graduate from Harvard University? The audience in front of the TV didn't think much about herself. I ca n’t answer it. It ’s just that these genius partners are so funny!
"Hahaha!" Looking at Wang Yang's helplessness, as an ordinary non-fan audience, Ke 1ì Sting and her family were going to laugh crazy, and their interest in Magic Yang jumped up several classes at once, this guy is really lovely! He has the courage to produce and play such a game show in person, which is commendable in itself! As a movie fan, Evelyn laughed directly from her tears, but in retrospect, she was not very clear about the correct answer of several of the questions ...
PmB8: 9 on Wednesday, March 16: Whether it ’s film mí or non-film mí, tens of millions of American audiences laughed at this new show, adding up to the magical Yang and Natalie who are almost four years old Yitman is not as smart as a fifth grader!
The next day, the top executives of major TV stations that got Nielsen ’s ratings report were really taken aback, God! They have expected to have a "magic aura", the performance of the show will not be bad, but I really did not think "concubine will be so crazy! Yesterday's viewing champion is not an ace show, and the viewing long-term ranked third in the evening prime time. Wan of "American Idol",
Nor is it one of the trump card "Mí Lost" 16.51 million, nor is it "White House
New York "," Double-sided Female Spy "," American Model Contest "...
The champion belongs! A new product belonging to Flame Family Entertainment, "Are you smarter than fifth graders?" "! Once broadcast, it shocked all media, entertainment news, social news,
Science news and so on, the performance of this puzzle game show is too amazing, the first episode entered the 10,000 audience club! A whole series of records were refreshed at once, including the highest broadcast ratings in the United States serial show since 1998.
660,000 viewers! The rating of 24/33 is also the highest rating of the channel's series of programs in recent years. It is also the one time that the program has received the most viewers in the 18-49 age group since the 21st century. The screen seems to have been completely captured by flames.
"This game show is absolutely novel, unique, and interesting. It shows the unknown and incredible side. Adults are not as good as children in some cases, even if they have studied.
"" The Los Angeles Times "who hit a + commented on this; ordinary netizen Bakers North commented on u Bibi:" If you are the parent of a primary school student, you would not be surprised at all, I often can't help the child to complete him Elementary school homework. "Maolin-Ryan Zan of the Chicago Tribune said:" Excellent idea! According to the forecast of the contestants from all walks of life, this is undoubtedly a test of the common sense of the people. "...
Wen Yiruili and others once again moved and shivered. The magical Yang was even more powerful than Barton Ten Eisenhower. On Monday, "Prison Break" and Wednesday, "Are you smarter than fifth graders?" "," The Big Bang Theory "on Thursday, does it feel good when happiness comes knocking on the door? That's how it feels! If they had grabbed the "Desperate Lord fù" and arranged it on Sunday ... They knew the truth that the happiness they got was tightly grasped, and immediately purchased the next 15 episodes with Flame Family Entertainment, which will be played steadily every week. June 1.
And once again clearly told Flame "If there are any new plans and new projects, episodes, game shows, talk shows, please contact bsp first; time rushes by" "When the Big Bang Theory" plays a hilarious episode again The calendar turned to Sunday, the 27th of the month. The 77th Academy Awards Ceremony arrived as scheduled. The red carpet avenue outside the Kodak Theater was star-studded, and the lively scene was like a grand party.
Due to the chaotic situation of this year ’s Golden Globe Awards and various union awards, the media and betting companies ’results predictions have become scattered, and the voices of film critics and movie fans are similar.
Citizen Hughes
, "Crashing Ten Thousand Dollar Baby", "Cup of Wine"
"Kacha! Kacha!" The light from the flash on the red carpet is constantly intertwined. Many reporters from all over the world have left a lot of beautiful figures on the camera film of the Taobao women's Tmall Taobao Mall Taobao.com women's winter coat, There are nominees as well as awarding guests, superstars and stars gathered, Ha 1ì "Berry, Hillary-Swank, Charlize-Theron, Kirsten Bunster, Scarlett-Johnson, Natalie-Terman , Penelope-Cruz,
Kate Winslet ...
…, There are men in suits and straws
Kim-Kerry, Clint-Eastwood, Christopher Nolan, Jamie-Fox, Bragging Daddy, Orlando-Bloom ...
The media showed the affectionate figure of Wang Yangfu fù, of course, not surprisingly, because his name was listed on the awards guest list announced very early, many people were relieved at that time, this season of flame film nomination harvest, he even Oscar Don't even come together to make up for the hilarious words, it is really impossible to pass the night!
Wang Yang agreed to the organizer's invitation to attend. Without it, the flame film might make history this evening; second, it would increase the exposure for "Firefly". The award he is about to present tonight is neither the best film "nor the best director, but in the eyes of the audience, it is almost the same as" advertising time ", the best sound quality of the quality, for his popularity and" attracting the world The qualities of "Asian audience", the two heavyweights of the Oscar Hall, "the youngest", the brokerage team will definitely say: "This award is really worth it, don't go! ",
The live broadcaster offends no one to dare to offend Miracle Yang, the organizer of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has always been very eye-catching to him. Arrangement of Miracle Yang to award the best sound effect is naturally to pull the audience during this period. "The best director who has received much attention" can be said to waste resources. However, if they are dissatisfied, they will replace it, such as the best supporting actress award, maybe he will hand the little gold man to his good friend Natalie Yitman.
"No, let's get the best sound effect!" Wang Yang's reply at that time made the organizer and the live broadcaster feel full of enthusiasm, hoping to bite him hard. Wang Yang does n’t think it ’s worth anything. It ’s interesting to say that such an unpopular award is wonderful. He has tasted the award for the best actress in an important award. It ’s too lazy to attend again: but he knows the best supporting actress. In the first prize, Natalie, who had won the original rival Kate-Blanchet ("The Flying Man") and won the Golden Globe Award and the Actor Union Award, etc. "The chance of Terman winning this time is almost 99%. .
Before he went to the theater to compare, now compared to the "Stealing Heart" in his mind, now this version of Natalie Terman is more powerful and superb, showing the corner completely. "One's The growth track and the acting career track are different, and many things will be different. Although 99% of her will win the award, he is willing to wait until the movie he directed later makes this good friend the winner, handing the trophy to her, this time Never mind.
In addition to Wang Yang, this year ’s list of honored guests is still brilliant
Natalie Yitman,
Scarlett-Johnson and others are on the list. Who will be the best guest tonight? In the voting survey of Yahoo Entertainment, Magic Yang is far ahead.
When the night fell in Los Angeles, there was a burst of thunderous applause in the Kodak Theater. "A number of guest audiences welcomed the opening of this film event.
This year's host is the black comedian Chris Yiluo, who is very popular with teenagers. His hosting style is known for its bitterness and unobtrusiveness. "Sure enough, in the opening monologue, he satirized many people by name. : "The only performance at the Oscars is that when people fail, they act like they do n’t get angry. For example, I remember one year when I won a prize, and Nicole Kidman smiled very well ... If you are in The performance in the film is so good, you have already won the Oscar, girl! "," "There are only four stars on the scene tonight, the others are celebrities only. Clint One Eastwood is a star, Toby One Maguire (Spider-Man)
Just a boy in tights ... "," The production company can't find a star and waits!
You ca n’t find Tom-Cruise, but you can only find Jude Law, and wait ... You are looking for Crow-Russell, but you can only find Colin-Farrel, wait ... ",
Amidst the giggling laughter of the audience and the smiles of the celebrities named, Chris Yiluo walked around the stage, continuing the satire and funny, when talking about "Fahrenheit," naturally he would not let George Bush go, Speaking of "The Passion of Jesus" even is used to tease, not to mention the Jews and their own black people.
After the opening monologue, the first award guest Ha 1i-Berry appeared and gave the best art direction (Dante-Farati, "Citizen Hughes"), Renee-Ziweige awarded the best supporting actor (Morgan-Ever Liman, "Million Dollar Baby"), the first two ladies didn't have any meaning to be funny at all, almost all said "I am honored to be able to present the award", and began to read nominations, making the atmosphere dull at the scene "as the most The third guest of the best animation feature film awards, Robin-Williams, is worthy of the name "Laughter", and it enters the theme after a lot of fun for the audience ("People Story", Brad-Bold).
However, the next best makeup awards (Wanli-Aureli, Bill-Corso, "Lei Méng-Snitch's Unforgettable Adventure" Original Song Award ("n-The = deep", "Crash"), Scarlett A Johnson Honorary Award (the development of the Wal-Mart lifting camera and remote control system), both the guests and the winners on the stage appeared to be formal and formal, the host Nemesis Locke did not have any humorous performance, the director only had applause Without laughter.
The director of the program department, the party director Luis Elvis, and even the academy are dying,
"It's true" before the award ceremony was held, they reminded the host and the guests to pay attention to the words, do not talk about sensitive political religion, and shortened the time for the recipients to express their comments, I did not expect the effect will be so boring! They want to get "the most boring Oscar", this reputation?
Listening to the warm applause and cheers from the theater, everyone behind the scene wiped a sweat. It seems that it is a very wise decision to arrange the best sound effect and arrange to appear at this time! The guest host of the rescue is here!
"Hello everyone!", Oscar's youngest best director, youngest best screenwriter, youngest best producer nominee appeared! In the thunderous applause and smile of more than three thousand people, Wang Yang in a handsome black suit and black tie walked out with a smile, holding a white envelope in his right hand, and walked to the microphone at the center of the stage.
No one in the guest seats in the audience was accustomed to the big scene, but everyone could still feel something called aura and demeanor. This 25-year-old magical young man calmed the entire Kodak Theater with his face. You can't see any fear or restraint at all! This made them applause more convincingly. Natalie sitting in the front seat couldn't help but take a deep breath. She was about to award the prize, and now she was a little nervous. "This guy is really scary.
Jessica, "Citizen Hughes" and "Crash" crew and acquaintances all applauded enthusiastically: Tens of millions of viewers in front of the TV smiled and prepared to be happy, before they were suffocating!
"Everyone knows that I was married last year and it is more than a year since now." Facing the smiling faces, suits and evening dresses that could not be seen by the audience, Wang Yang glanced at Jessica over there and said Frowning: "I've been worried about one thing this year, are you crazy! ? % Of marriages in the United States are going to grow old! "There was a sudden burst of laughter from the audience in the theater. The scene shot swept Jessica in time and saw that she laughed happier than anyone else. Wang Yang continued to laugh:" I was relieved later A lot of "I remembered one thing, I work in Hollywood."
"Hahaha!" The laughter that hadn't completely stopped sounded wildly, the applause of the audience thundered, and there was a whistle! This joke is definitely a full-time attack, especially since the recent divorce between Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston has become a sensation. "Director Louis Jr. Holves is also clever, and the live shot quickly swept over Sean Pan. Such divorced people, married Ha 1i-Berry, Ju 1i Ya-Roberts, who just had a baby, Charlize-Theron with his boyfriend, etc., have smiles and laughs, it is estimated that some people secretly curse Wang Yang.
In one sentence, Wang Yang made the audience laugh madly: "I don't know the specific proportion, but here is like a big family."
"Haha!" On the TV screen, Jinchang burst into laughter. Dustin and Hoffman all opened their mouths. Clint and Eastwood, who had been married several times, couldn't help but smile and frown. small
Zi is really annoying! However, Wang Yang cleverly did not give a surname. These are all humorous and funny, and now they will only cheer. Audiences in front of the TV do n’t care which celebrity is upset, just like watching "The Big Bang Theory" and "Junuo", they have been amused by the magic tongue, and they are laughing to death, especially when they are bored for a long time. under.
"But soon, I was worried again, are you crazy !? Actually did not sign any prenuptial agreement." Wang Yang's words caused another laughter and applause, Jessica pretended to be surprised, covering her mouth with one hand, many Gossip lovers and media reporters' eyes lit up, and Miracle Yang finally confirmed this rumor in person! If they divorce, according to the law Jessica-Alba will split half of the property, probably up to billions of dollars.
Ignoring the applause and laughter, Wang Yang on the stage seriously laughed at himself with a serious expression: "It is worth mentioning that I will always lose in lawsuits." Another burst of relay-like laughter, he said without stopping: "More amazing What ’s more, I do n’t know what kind of guy that guy likes dating.
This kind of silly pretend jokes are unsuccessful, and the subconscious audience with a sense of superiority laughed, Natalie, Scarlett, etc. People are also overwhelmed, Jessica smiled and covered her forehead, thinking: "Only you like this!",
"It made me realize that marriage is just the beginning of mutual understanding. Every dispute will make you know more and love each other more ..." Wang Yang hasn't been serious, and his touching words have changed: "At least before I never knew that women actually need to shave. "Hahaha!" "The audience was crazy again, and the decibels broke the record tonight.
Regarding this award speech that used women and wives to tease, Wang Yang obtained the consent of Jessica in advance. She is not such a serious person. She supports relaxed humor rather than bad taste. At this time, Wu Sika was palming and laughing, and other female guests who needed to shave their hair were also laughing, and heard Wang Yang quite sighed: "Before marriage, even if you live together, some things will not be seen by you. Despite this, I still have to say! "He laughed closer to the microphone ~ EbookFREE.me ~ The smile is full of affection:" Baby, I love you.
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"Hoo!", The Kodak Theater applauded with the same high-decibel applause, and Jessica swept through the camera with a broad smile. The audience in front of the TV who was laughing all the way to the end was already very satisfied, this is the award guest!
"Everyone must be wondering what is the relationship between marriage and the best sound effects?" Wang Yang's face looked suspicious. The time for the award speech was coming. Looking at the crowd, he quickly entered the theme and said quickly: ", I told Why everyone, there will be various voices in marital life, if you do not want to go to court, then you need to adjust some of her nagging, threatening, wordy, cursing voices to the lowest volume, the lowest; Her laughter, withdrawal, and admiration "My dear ,, you are amazing, turn it up to the highest volume, then you can keep your net worth!" "
The audience with constant laughter finally waited until he paused, with a burst of warm, admiring, and admiring applause.
"These next few are all masters of this kind of life, so you all think that there will be no directors cursing people on the set. The nominee is Petu-Hlidar," Citizen Hughes: Power, Money and Madness ", Gary Iriso," People's Story "...", a.
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