: Tell you a joke

This is really a joke, more funny than swimming and dislocated from the shoulder.
I finished my lunch at noon, and entered the study room to prepare the code words. I coded 75 words, and suddenly I remembered that I didn't bring water into the study room.
So, I got up to get water, but accidentally found that the door was locked.
It was not my wife who committed the second crime, nor was it my brain damage, but the lock ... it was broken ...
It's broken ...
The key is that it is useless to find a locksmith after the gadget is broken. The outside of the door is covered, and the locksmith cannot open it with tools.
As a result, my parents and my wife went into battle together, smashing the lock, smashing the door, and prying the door. The lock has not been completely broken, but the tongue remains in the lock. There is an iron piece on the side of the door, which is fastened in the door with a reed wire. That stuff completely stumped our whole family. Now that I have been engaged for three hours, I have tired my hands and legs. Still couldn't figure it out.
My dad is still working on it, and I can only come up and ask for another vacation.
Nima, my hands and feet are all soft. With the words above, I can type for at least ten minutes, during which the number of wrong words may be more than the number of words left.
I'm afraid I'm so helpless today. I have to continue to get the door first. The broken door won't open. I won't put on the toilet. The water won't work. It is estimated that I will die in the study. My wife has used the words "Save your dad to go out" to the dogs at home. This is a big rescue operation for my family. I beeped the dog too.
Therefore, if the hands and feet can restore strength at night, continue to write, and tomorrow will be the only thing that cannot be restored. I'm really sorry. 8) More exciting novels, welcome to visit everyone's reading school