Chapter 2085: North American Mythology War (36)

New York, Sea Restaurant.
The debris of the golden meteor fell from the sky and smashed through the ceiling of the restaurant. About five or six seconds later, Iron Man followed.
Then, the roars of Caroline and Max came from inside.
"iron Man!"
"You bastard!"
"[Hey! Hey! Girls, calm down, this falling thing has nothing to do with me.]"
"It's strange to believe you!"
"[Midgardian, I am the prince of Asgard...]"
"Shut up! Golden Retriever fool!"
"[Jin, Golden Retriever fool?]"
Hmm... Since the development seems to be interesting, I won't go in for now.
[You must have intervened, right? Otherwise how did Thor fall to you? 】
‘The restaurant on the sea accepts all shipwrecks, and those who die in the sea of ​​stars are also shipwrecks. ’
【It is well-founded and convincing. 】
How should I put it, the whole thing is actually quite outrageous. Thor was thrown to the earth by Odin's seal divine power. When it came, the shape turned out to be a huge golden meteor. When it flew halfway, Thor and Thor's Hammer separated and became The pose of a forked meteor in "Your Name".
However, the main body of the meteor is Thor's hammer "Mjolnir", and the debris that is separated is the Prince of Asgard Thor, "The Thor's Hammer and its pendant", it is very real .
The two "roommates" probably didn't want to gain Thor's reputation, but Thor was actually quite difficult to get along with during this period. He had no emotional intelligence and wanted to use force to solve everything. He clearly had no strength and looked down on Earthlings until he was shot by the destroyer mecha. Die once to become a little wiser.
So, what exactly did Jane Foster like about him?
By the way, after he fell into my restaurant, he prompted my sister to swipe out a row of familiar messages:
[Hint: Thor is in a state of 'debt', and the current creditor is: the universe demon 'Odin'. 】
[Thor has no ordinary debts, and the 'special debt' that needs to be repaid is: the qualifications of the king. 】
[If the 'special debt' is not repaid, the upper limit of strength will not be able to break through the 'block level'. 】
The block level is just ridiculous, not to mention Captain America and Iron Man, Matt can hang him up and beat him, after all, there are "city level", "planet level" and "galaxy level" on it, the strength of Thor The upper limit is not as good as the little spider.
[Well...but this is only the strength that can be exerted, and the level of resistance to beating should still be god-level. 】
'Pick up the equipment lock skill and then throw it away and peck each other to level up? Odin confirmed that Kratos was not the one who trained like this? ’
[Didn't God of War 5 just cut Odin? 】
'The father is kind and the son is filial. ’

"[I am the prince of Asgard! The guardian of the nine kingdoms! You Midgardians are insulting the honor of Asgard!]"
"Listen, I don't know what language you are shouting from that planet, but you broke someone's house and you have to make compensation before you can leave."
"[It doesn't matter to me! The Father of the Gods threw me in Midgard! If I smashed the house, it must be the Father of the Gods who wanted to do it! 】"
"Damn, I don't understand what this golden-haired fool is saying. Can any of you understand?"
"[I am the prince of Asgard! Not a golden-haired fool!]"
Hmm... It seems that something went wrong. I found that the conversation in the restaurant was completely a chicken-and-duck talk, so I helped my hat and walked in:
"Mr. Stark, you can't repeatedly sabotage the restaurant just because I won't sell it to you. I'll send the bill to Miss Pepper."
"What? How did you ignore the meteor that fell from the sky?"
Stark had already opened his mask, but he did not take off his steel battle suit. He was confronting a tall blond man in tattered medieval armor. Hearing this, he looked at me in disbelief:
"Your roof was obviously smashed by this golden-haired fool who fell from the sky and spoke a very strange language."
"[I'm not a golden-haired fool...sister?]" Thor took two steps towards me, then stopped: "[No, you're not my sister, who are you? Why are you carrying such a strong power of death?]"
[The case has been solved, it was you who attracted Thor, using the power of your sister. 】
'All the younger brothers in the world are my younger brothers, right? ’
[But it's a bit strange, why does Thor know about the existence of Hela? Isn't this the movie universe? 】
‘No, since I am here, this is my universe. ’
[Where did you come from, the fat tiger in the universe? 】
"The 'sister' you're talking about is Asgard's goddess of death, Hela, right?" I started talking nonsense: "And I'm Midgard's goddess of death, Jinjing, who rules over all Midgards. death and reincarnation."
"[Oh! Midgard's goddess of death!]" Thor's expression lifted: "[Before I came, I asked the father of the gods about the purpose of throwing me in Midgard, but he said that he would know when I arrived. , did you want me to help you?

No, that's not what he meant, and you don't even doubt that "Midgard has his own goddess of death"?
"[You can rest assured! Midgard's goddess of death, although I have been sealed with divine power, I am still a powerful warrior!]" Thor patted his chest: "[As a prince, I will not humiliate Aspen Glory of Garde! You just tell me where to go and who to fight! 】"
"There is no such task for the time being, but there will be in the near future," I continued to speak according to the character I just stood up, and pointed to Caroline and Max: "Until then, you stay here and obey The arrangement of these two ladies, by the way, they are equivalent to the Valkyries of Asgard."
"[Really? They look weak...but I'll listen.]" Thor muttered for a while, but nodded in agreement.
"Uh... Little, Miss Jin Jing? Can you communicate with this golden-haired fool?" Caroline blinked: "We can understand you, but not him."
"It seems that this golden-haired fool and the 'Midgard Goddess of Death' are at least at the same level in identity, and they can understand each other even if they don't understand the language." Max quickly entered the role.
"[The language code-named 'Golden Retriever' has been parsed, sir,]" Jarvis' voice came from Stark's armor: "[It is an ancient Latin language that has died out and has little resemblance to modern English. There are only some remote areas where there are still variants of languages ​​circulating.]

Hmm... not good, the character design seems to be a little broken.
I quietly glanced over the heads of everyone present.
Caroline: [(Did she eat translation konjac? As expected of a senior!)]
Max: [(Tor is here, will Loki be far behind? Next is the Chitauri army, you have to prepare in advance.)]
Stark: [(Does Atlantis still use this language? It's a mystery.)]
Thor: [(She really looks like my sister!)]
...I think too much.
"[Sir, about the location of the main body of the meteor that you just asked me to pay attention to...]"
Jarviston paused:
"[The locals posted on social networks that a group of Iron Man, an oversized Shrek and a weirdo dressed as a spider were fighting over a hammer that would discharge electricity.]"
"..."