Chapter 1040: ?Santa's Mystery

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"Really, you nasty mercenaries are everywhere, so quickly say what information is needed, and I should get off work after I give it to you."
Natasha walked over on a catwalk, the expression on her face looked very impatient, but she was holding her arm, the fingers of one hand tapped her elbow rhythmically, and she secretly conveyed peace words Completely different information.
It seems that there are not only sensors on the roof, but also monitoring equipment. This is not a place to talk.
Su Ming nodded, "As I heard just now, we need Santa's home address, and the others are gone."
"Wait here, don't go downstairs." Natasha pressed her earphone and said something, then turned and left.
"Shall we go down?" Wade put his dislocated arm on his shoulders, and he leaned over to ask, he could see his sordid expression through the mask.
Before Su Ming could reply, Spider-Man grabbed his clothes. "Do you think this is a winter school trip? We are short on time, and I don’t think SHIELD welcomes troublemakers like you. Most museums are forbidden to enter."
"Speaking of this, I feel sad. Those curators have deprived me of a pleasure. A virgin man like you will never know how many single hot moms will take children to visit in the museum. Oh my God, They are too wild, their legs can pinch off the spine of a bison, and their plump mature body, sucking"
The eyes on the Deadpool mask became crescent-shaped, and there was a wet spot near the corner of the mouth.
"Hey! Disgusting! Do you know that this is a very irresponsible behavior?"
Spider-Man glared at him disgustingly, and took the initiative to distance himself from Deadpool. Even if there is no peculiar smell on Wade today, he still feels unclean.
If there is really a fallen devil, it is probably black and red, right?
"Can responsibility be eaten? It's fun to be a man as you want, why are you so serious? Hehehe"
Deadpool jumped over to Peter, winking and poking his finger under Peter's armpit, trying to make him smile.
Unexpectedly, he was suddenly punched by his cousin on the head, knocking him down in the snow on the rooftop.
"Don't learn to be a clown, you are not as crazy as him."
Wade turned over and lay on the snow, his broken skull healed at a high speed. "But am I better than him? I have 100,000 Twitter followers, but he doesn't."
Su Ming retracted his fist and looked at the scenery with his hands behind his back. "Gotham has a population of 8 million. The clown can instigate half of them. He often appears on news programs. How about you? There is not even a TV commercial."
"This is a problem. I have to shoot an advertisement for my firm and let me think about it." Wade became serious, and started thinking about it with his chin.
Peter tilted his head aside, "How can I not understand what you are saying? Who is the clown?"
"The clown is a good friend of my cousin, because darkness and madness are always in the shadows, young people, it's like I made you." Deadpool immediately gave up thinking, jumped from the ground, and hooked Peter's shoulder with a smile. He began to instill strange thoughts in his ears, "In fact, it is easy for you to become dark. Put your spider silk launcher on your belt, and force your hips forward every time you launch it. This is the beginning of imitating spiders. , How can a spider spin silk by hand?"
"Fuck off, I'm not a real spider, and the action you said is too nasty. Do you know if I'm still a child, do you have any humanity?" Peter got out from under Deadpool's arm, angrily Turn his back to Wade.
Deadpool's eyes lit up, and he pinched his chin and looked at Peter's back. "Who is not a baby? Actually, you can also put the spider silk launcher on the chrysanthemum. For a child like you, many people think that spiders Silk comes out of them."
"If something can really come out of me, I will definitely deliver it to you." Peter still can't be serious about Deadpool, and he doesn't know why he wants to argue with him. It feels very interesting.
So after a while, he and Deadpool fought again, and the two had a snowball fight on the roof.
"This is Santa Claus? I don't believe it."
Natasha brought the target's home address, so the three people quickly rushed to somewhere in the Arctic Circle of Greenland after saying goodbye to her.
There is a wooden hut in a white icy and snowy ground. Warm lights are shining from the windows and blue smoke is rising from the chimney. Everything looks ordinary and warm.
But when the three of them leaned outside the window to look at the movement, they only saw a skinny old man in a shorts and a vest sitting on the sofa, squinting his eyes while holding the wine bottle and continuing to pour wine into his mouth, while using a syringe I injected something into my thigh and my face was flushed abnormally.
It's the kind of unhealthy weight loss, with a big belly but very thin limbs.
The ground next to the sofa was full of empty bottles, and the flames in the fireplace not far away were licking a lot of medicine boxes and medicine bottles, and they made crackling noises in the flames.
Peter felt that all three views were shattered. The legendary Santa Claus is not only extremely decadent, but also an alcoholic and addict, but also has medication problems.
So he immediately suspected whether the three of himself had been deceived by S.H.I.E.L.D., and raised questions to Deadpool and Death Knell.
"They didn't dare to lie to my cousin. It must be Santa Claus himself, but it turns out that my standards for good children have been wrong? If he is based on himself, I am really not good enough." Wade was also lying on the floor. On the window sill, while peeping, he whispered, "I said why the negative sonic lace side bullet brought a big gift bag to work today. It turned out that it was given to her by Santa Claus. Damn it."
"Pay attention to the words, no one can say that Santa Claus deserves to die." Peter retorted quietly.
"Are you thinking of yourself as Captain America? By the way, look at him like this. I can find a dozen Santas like this in the New York sewers." Deadpool whispered back.
""Looking at the room, Peter was speechless when he put a lot of pills in his mouth and swallowed him with wine.
Su Ming shrank from the window sill, turned his back against the wall, and sat on the snow. "Something is wrong, have you found it?"
"I haven't seen the right place since I got here. Can you take me home? I have to think about telling my aunt about Santa Claus." Peter also sat down with his head drooping.
Naturally, Wade was no exception. He also sat down, but he was reminded by his cousin that he did find a blind spot.
He just turned his mind and eyes too fast, and he would pass by the clues accidentally, but as long as someone reminded him, he could react almost immediately, which gave him a chance to laugh at the little spider
"I found something wrong, you didn't have it, alas, this is really the difference between a child and an adult."
Peter immediately retorted, "Obviously your cousin discovered it, and now it has become your discovery. You are probably the thickest-skinned mercenary in the world."
"Okay. Seriously, it's the task now." Su Ming stepped in to separate the two of them. "First of all, Santa’s reindeer and sleigh are gone. As a beast, the reindeer always has a smell, and here is nothing but wind The smell of snow, nothing."
Wade also stretched out a finger and said proudly, "Yes, and there is no present in the house. Santa’s bag is left behind the sofa, but it’s flat inside."
"That said, it is true. There should have been many dwarfs helping him prepare gifts. Now it looks like he is the only one." Peter also found the blind spot.
Su Ming expressed affirmation to the two men's statement. He took off his visor and flicked a cigarette in his mouth. "Santa Claus just injected insulin and he should have diabetes. There are not many cases where he can take such a large amount of medicine. , I saw those half-burned boxes, which should be vitamins and calcium tablets. Living in places like the Arctic Circle is prone to vitamin deficiency. Coupled with the extreme day and night phenomenon, it is normal for the elderly to lack calcium. "
"Cut, I thought it was cocktail therapy. If Santa Claus has cancer, I can sell the news to the newspaper." Wade was a little disappointed. As a cancer patient, he also took medicine one after another and kept going Hair loss.
Peter rubbed his hands, then rolled over and stomped on the window. He rubbed off some snowflakes and landed on Deadpool's mask, making Wade's nose itchy.
After careful observation, Peter touched his head and retracted a little embarrassedly.
"So, I misunderstood him?"
Su Ming patted Peter on the shoulder and shook his head. "Not necessarily. We live in a world where hearing is not, but seeing is not. Maybe those boxes and bottles are just disguise, and there are hi medicine inside."
Deadpool "Ah"
All Peter thinks, even through the mask, he can feel his frown. "But it's true that drinking too much is true. Is he in trouble?"
"It's still not necessarily. Those wine bottles may only be orange juice mixed with water, and the abnormal redness of his face is because of the burst of capillaries under the skin. This is a common disease in the cold zone." Su Ming again denied the little spider Views~EbookFREE.me~ Deadpool "Ah"
Peter nodded reluctantly. He learned something from the two mercenaries, and sometimes what he saw was still not the truth.
This reminded him of his past patrols. Once at night, he saw a man in a dark alley who seemed to be using force against a woman. The woman screamed harshly.
So Peter went down and beat the man violently, and then tied it with spider silk to send it to the police station.
As a result, the woman came up and slapped him, because she and her boyfriend wanted to play role-playing and only came out in the middle of the night, and their enthusiasm was ruined by Spider-Man.
Peter was embarrassed and helpless, so he could only leave in despair.
I have only experienced it before but did not think carefully. Now it seems that I should pay more attention to observation in the future and do not draw conclusions lightly.
"I see, thank you, Mr. Wilson." He nodded to Su Ming and patted the snowflakes on his shoulder.
Su Ming lowered his head to light a cigarette, then raised his head, staring at the night sky, slowly exhaling smoke, showing a melancholy smile full of mature temperament "Peter, you have to remember that everything is empty and everything is allowed, as long as you Remember this and you will become a qualified thorn hero."
"What was the word that started with the a? I didn't catch it." Peter asked again, tilting his head.
Deadpool "Ah"
Peter turned his head to Deadpool, and didn't push him badly. "What are you going to say all the time?"
"Sneez!" The nose on the red and black mask instantly moistened two pieces, and he sucked hard again, and the wet area seemed to become smaller. He raised his fingers to rub his nose and gave Peter a thumbs up. "Finally hit Come out, so cool."
However, Santa Claus who heard the movement in the room had already picked up the double-barreled shotgun from the side of the sofa and walked towards the door.
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