Chapter 1143: ?Car accident

"bump!"
Before Howard could tell the reason, a few people heard a muffled noise, as if someone suddenly appeared on the road and was hit by their car, and then the car bumped up and down twice, indicating that the tires were just moving from Run over the man.
Su Ming immediately covered his glass with gin and did not let the wine spill out, and when Howard pulled over and parked with a stiff expression, the death knell cheered with the gin: "A toast, let us congratulate Howard for his murder. ."
The goblet collided with a crisp sound, the golden wine dazzled with a halo, and the gin also smiled and nodded to Howard: "Congratulations."
The two bad guys drank the champagne in their glasses, and at the same time they made a comfortable sigh, as if the champagne had become sweet after Howard's murder.
Howard pressed his lips hard and looked at them with eyes like dead fish:
"Really? Because I killed someone, congratulations? Are you still human?"
Su Ming put down his wine glass and patted his clothes calmly: "That's because you don't know who you hit, let's go, I will accompany you to get out of the car and have a look."
"No, you are dead now."
Howard loosened his seat belt, and at the same time expressed his rejection. Now that science and technology are becoming more and more advanced, with satellites above the United States, it is difficult to guarantee that the death knell will be seen.
"It's okay, why don't I change my appearance?" Su Ming said, and the strangulation flowed on his body surface, changing him into another appearance within a few seconds.
The new appearance is a middle-aged man with solid muscles and a tall stature. His hair is combed and he is wearing a beautiful black suit. At first glance, he looks like a rich man with family heritage.
The most obvious is that he has a very double chin, which is full of charm when he laughs.
Howard's mouth grew so big that he shook his head after a long while: "Although it is not strange that I know what happened to you, are you really human?"
Su Ming opened the door, and the cold wind from the street immediately poured into the car. He tugged at his collar, rubbing his hands as if a little afraid of the cold: "Why do you ask? I'm just an ordinary human."
"Ah."
Howard knew that the death knell would not be explained again, so he could only follow and get out of the car, and the two of them walked to the person who was lying motionless on the ground more than ten meters away and did not know his life or death.
The other party was wearing a hooded sweater, lying face down on the road, a puddle of blood flowing out of his body.
There are also black marks left by two wheels on his clothes and trousers. The bones and flesh in the ruts are already like tissue paper, indicating that the car is indeed pressing over him.
Fortunately, this is the small road from the downtown area to Long Island. Howard chose to take this road to send Su Ming home because of a guilty conscience. Therefore, besides farmland, there is no car passing by.
Su Ming tilted his head and looked at the corpse and snapped his fingers: "No one saw it, good chance! We put him in the trunk first, then transported him to Miami, and threw him into the swamp to feed the saltwater crocodiles."
"No, it's totally my fault." Howard looked around, wanting to see where there is a public phone: "Call the police, you have to contact Jarvis, I can give the victim's family some financial compensation... .Alas, I must invent a cordless phone that can be carried with me. Now this is too inconvenient."
"Do you just want to be in the newspapers and TV news? The famous rich man Howard Stark drove to kill or something." Su Ming shook his head and stopped Howard who was going to return to the car: "I wonder if you have ever heard of Tang porcelain? Did this person crash into the car on purpose?"
Howard didn’t believe it. He rubbed his eyebrows vigorously and walked around anxiously:
I’ve heard of it, a kind of fraud. But who would voluntarily hit my car? I’m Stark Industries this year. The new car developed is completely bulletproof. It weighs seven tons and uses an engine with 1,000 horsepower. How could it be possible to survive a collision with the speed just now?"
What compensation does the dead person need? There are not many people in the world who can sacrifice their lives and make it easy for their wives to bring money to remarry.
"Your eyes are not good, you must have touched porcelain. You see that he was not crushed, indicating that he must have avoided it at a critical moment." Su Ming pointed to the corpse on the ground, the big font in the pool of blood.
"Come on, people's heads are all pressed down, is this still alive?" Howard held a different opinion, and he planned to surrender earlier.
Su Ming still took Howard and didn't let go: "I'll find someone to pour cement on him and throw him into the sea. Is this all right?"
"Isn't this still throwing the body to escape? I tell you, Howard is not that kind of person, I am a good citizen with a sense of responsibility, OK?" Howard struggled hard, but no matter how he bounced, he still couldn't get rid of it. Su Ming's big hand.
So the two of them danced in a circle dance like hand in hand, like the kind that the bears are trained to dance in the circus.
But at this moment, the corpse on the ground spoke.
"Ahem, um, I think I can save it? The car is good, my head turned off, all my internal organs were broken, the car's logo still stuck a hole in my chest, and my intestines flowed everywhere. The last time I suffered like this Serious injury, or when you were riding a spinning bike by an outsider... By the way, you are Howard Stark? Do you think about this for public or private? Does the insurance cover the car accident?"
The head sticks out its tongue against the ground, then stands on the ground with its cervical spine and esophagus, swaying to adjust the direction with gravity, then a completely decomposed face looks at the two of them, showing an indescribable smile, and then A series of nonsense.
"God, let me go, I have to return to the car to get the Bible out, the ugliest demon of has come to the world!"
Howard's expression was full of horror, and he struggled more intensely.
Su Ming pressed Howard stumblingly in front of him and rubbed his eyebrows: "Relax, this is not a devil, just a bitch."
However, Deadpool immediately protested, and his head was connected to his neck with blood vessels to allow him to regain control of his body, and then he rolled on the ground.
"Even if your cousin went to Korea to have a plastic surgery to make yourself look like Batman, you can't just say that I am not the devil, I am! You say I am not, just look down on me, the cheapest mercenary in the universe, and look down on me. Those who died! If you don’t hug me high today and comfort my injured weak heart, then I will not get up, hum! Oh, by the way, you can give me money, come on I have the strength to stand up for 10,000 to 20,000..."
Looking at the chattering Deadpool, Howard's eyes gradually drooped, and he pushed Su Ming next to him with his shoulder: "It seems that he is really alive... It sounds like he is your cousin? Maybe it is the devil. Broken Mouth Devil."
Su Ming looked at the sky and sighed. That’s right. It took a while for him to leave Deadpool to Death, but he knew that Deadpool couldn’t stay together with Death because they both had Thanos and Death Son, Wade. It's just one of the spare tires.
Maybe death loves Deadpool, but Thanos is more useful. Wade can't kill people faster than Thanos, and the effect is much smaller.
Death wanted to enjoy the love of Deadpool, but he also wanted Thanos to help her spread death. Compared with the Gothic Lolita next door, death here is also affected too much by desire as a rule.
Su Ming sighed, and the corners of his two mouths deliberately rolled down, asking Howard: "Is there any nitro bomb you invented before? It's the kind of bomb that can create singularities and squeeze a building into a baseball-sized bomb. "
"Yes, in the trunk, I'll get it." Howard looked numb. Leviathan once wanted to this bomb and planted Howard. Thanks to Peggy's belief in him, he had a chance to come back.
Although Deadpool was thinking about it, he kept listening to the two talking with his ears upright. Hearing the nitro bomb at this time, he immediately remembered the dark elf's black hole grenade.
Although he was not dead ~EbookFREE.me~, he didn't want to be squeezed into a ball, so he immediately bounced off the ground.
"I'm fine, don't take the bomb, hey, don't give me a hundred yuan, what kind of hatred?" Wade straightened his hood with a bit of sadness, then pulled up the mask to cover his face, and took three steps. Shakily walked out of the steps that the six relatives did not recognize: "Cousin, do you know why you are so dark?"
Su Ming smiled, and walked over and knocked his head: "I know you want to be a fool, but I won't ask."
"Please, ask me." Wade showed a grieved expression, put his intestines back into his belly with both hands, rubbed his dirty hands on his clothes: "I came here to play with you, and I ate on the way. A lot of suffering, please."
Su Ming rolled his eyes and nodded helplessly: "Well, why?"
"Because you are from DC, it's so stupid to ask, quack!"
Deadpool smiled contentedly. As a mental patient, his happiness is so simple and completely reckless...