Chapter 1158: ?Supreme Night Banquet

"Wang, check that there is no diplomatic announcement today."
Su Ming stopped. He looked at the light that quickly dissipated into the darkness in the distance, and did not go after Ant-Man and the wasp.
Carrying positioning magic on their backs, as long as they don't run out of the main dimension, it will be easy to find them when they are.
Xiao Wang spread his hands reluctantly: "Although the Asgardians will not easily come to the earth under Odin's control, this is an agreement between Master Gu Yi and him, but not everyone in the fairy palace is so obedient... ..."
Su Ming rubbed his face vigorously, a little headache: "Yes, there are so many fools, but why is it now? So what kind of slug of Cosmos dimension is so attractive?"
Xiao Wang calculated the location where the Rainbow Bridge had fallen, raised his hand and started to draw a circle in the air: "I haven't heard of anything special. Those slugs cannot be eaten and contain no energy. Apart from the large number and extremely difficult It is worthy of Asgard's attention."
"Then they are not here for this...there are so many good things about the earth, I can't think of what they are here for a while, let's take a look."
Su Ming stepped into the portal. Xiao Wang's distance calculation was very accurate. The portal was just near the Rainbow Bridge landing.
Looking at the complicated patterns on the ground, and then at the figures in the'fancy dress', Su Ming slowly shook his head and said to Xiao Wang: "Although I guessed it would be these people, I didn't expect them to be in this state. "
It was naturally Thor and Rocky brothers who just came down through the Rainbow Bridge, as well as their attendant Three Warriors from the Immortal Palace plus a Sif.
Thor was still wearing his silver scale breastplate and red cloak, with a cat meow hammer in his hand, but the expression on his face was a little helpless. His brother seemed to be in a good mood, saluting the death knell with a smile like a spring breeze.
"The Supreme Mage of Midgard, the sons of Asgard send you greetings."
Su Ming moved his neck and watched everyone nod to him except Thor, showing a polite smile:
"Welcome to the atrium, warriors of the fairy palace, please come with me, king, tell Kama Taj to prepare a white meat feast, I want to entertain the guests."
Loki looked at his brother and asked him for advice, but Thor flicked his shawl and long hair and replied in a rough voice: "Master, we are here to hunt down Asgard’s enemies. This is a time Journey to glory."
Su Ming smiled. It would be nice if these people could leave soon: "Who are you pursuing?"
"I don't know!" Thor straightened his chest.
"Well, where is your goal?" Su Ming tilted his head and changed the question. It is normal not to know who the enemy is.
Thor lifted his cloak, put the hammer on his belt, and his hands on his hips: "I don't know!"
Su Ming pressed his teeth hard: "Then what is your plan?"
Thor looked up to the sky and laughed, his voice resounding on the plain like thunder: "Hahahaha...I don't know! No plan is needed! Anyway, just see him, kill him, and then you can return. Home!"
Su Ming knew that Thor was mentally retarded. He looked at Loki helplessly. Loki really wore a round green hat this time. He smiled awkwardly and politely at the death knell. .
Yes, his brother just asks three questions, Thor has always been unreliable in doing things, and he was embarrassed to Midgard and made him faceless as his brother.
But Rocky's eyes rolled and he thought about it, that's okay, as long as Thor is more embarrassed, the throne...hehe.
Su Ming looked up at the sky, then turned to look around. He was looking at a crow on the railing outside the wheat field.
He took a deep breath, resisting the urge to hammer Thor's head.
If Thor is just a little stupid, the key is that the three fairy palace warriors still praise him. After he said three unawares, they began to praise his bravery and fearlessness.
Asgardians don’t need to know who the enemy is, how many they are, what kind of combat power they have, and so on. The information is useless!
They only need to know where the enemy is, and then go up and blast! Or be hammered by the enemy!
Valhalla's door is always open to the warriors. It is the most glorious thing to die on the battlefield. Endless wine, food, and supreme glory are waiting for them.
Thor, who had just been the eldest prince, showed this kind of pride and made the three warriors of the fairy palace fascinated. Only such a brave prince is the most suitable heir to the throne.
Sieff could have noticed something wrong, but she had her heart hung on Thor. At this time, she was looking at the person she wanted with peach-hearted eyes, pinching her little hand on the hilt of her sword, probably everything. did not hear.
The atmosphere suddenly became awkward, except for Thor's laughter and the rainbow flattering of the Three Warriors, there were only the sound of wind and insects.
Su Mingchao Xiao Wang winked, and shook his head at Loki. Loki's face was apologetic, and he saluted the Supreme Mage again like an apology for his brother.
I have to say that if he didn't know who Loki was, he would really look like a good boy with proper manners.
"Since you don't know what the enemy's name is, and where is the specific location, I will ask my subordinates to check it for you. I will invite you to dinner while I wait." Su Ming has no choice. He can't let these alien giants The baby went out to run around.
Not to mention that they were all dressed in strange clothes and full of Old Norwegian. It is the character of these rash guys that may expose the existence of Asgard. Now is not a good time.
Thor scratched his head and said that it was a fake if he didn't move. He knew that all the good things Warnerheim sold came from Midgard, and he wanted to come and play.
Why did an unknown enemy let their small gang chase them down? Do you think it really came to destroy the enemy?
In fact, it's just an excuse to hunt down the enemy and take the opportunity to come to the earth to play.
Thor thinks very simply. The enemy of the fairy palace ran to Midgard, so that he would not be a foul if he waited for someone to chase him down. While tracking the enemy's whereabouts, he was eating, drinking and having fun, waiting for almost a hammer to knock the enemy. Die, then go home to sleep.
It's that simple and perfect.
"Is that so? Will it bother you too much? We don't actually need to help, hehehe..." Thor smiled so that his molars were exposed, and his clumsy performance was not convincing at all. , The saliva flowing from the corner of the mouth along the beard explains everything.
"How can it be troublesome to receive the warriors of Asgard? I have a lot of good wines from Skywalker, and a lot of delicacies that you haven't eaten..." Su Ming opened his arms enthusiastically, and went to the fairy palace. The warriors beat their backs and shoulders.
"Where?" Thor can't wait to interrupt, not knowing what it means to be reserved, and he just didn't pretend to hear that there was wine.
.........
"Come on, drink full!"
Kama Taj’s hall is brightly lit. This place is not commonly used. It is vacant most of the time except when it is opened at the beginning of each year.
But here is the most suitable place to entertain them. It would be better to place these gods with a lack of brains on the Himalayas to isolate them from contact with mortals.
Su Ming sat in the main seat, holding a large wine-making barrel with one hand to enthusiastically persuade the wine.
These people from the fairy palace looked at him differently, showing a kind of kindness and respect.
After all, even in the Golden Palace, they haven't seen any warrior who drinks with barrels, and each person is given a barrel. What kind of hospitality is this?
Xiao Wang directly connected the warehouse of the winery through the portal, and brought hundreds of barrels of wine over, and at this time, he was piled in the snow in the courtyard.
Thor didn't doubt that he had it, his soul flew away as soon as he smelt the barrel open.
Facing the supreme mage's persuasion, he laughed, "Respect you, supreme mage, do it!"
After speaking, he took the lead and charged, holding the thicker barrel with both hands and pouring directly into his throat.
Su Ming smiled faintly, and after holding the barrel to signal to everyone present, he also started to pour his head up, but in fact he couldn't drink so much at once. After all, his stomach was so big, he poured the wine directly into the eyes of the strangulation. went.
The three warriors of the fairy palace looked at each other, warriors, this is a real warrior.
Whether a warrior is strong or not depends on his drinking capacity, and a man who loves to drink is not bad at fighting.
The prince and the death knell both held the barrel and drank fiercely, and they couldn't lose the face of Xiangong, so they started pouring frantically while holding the barrel one by one, and there was only a sound of swallowing in the hall.
Gin also returned from Warnerheim after he was notified. At this time, he was holding Sieve to the side to talk. He didn't know what she said. Sieve, who hadn't drank, was all red with a smile.
The cloak nudged Su Ming, and pointed in the direction of Loki concealedly. Loki seemed to be holding the wine barrel while drinking, but in fact it was just an illusion. The wine was poured into the small space he created with magic. Go in.
But these are all trivial things. Su Ming fed all the wine in the barrel and strangled it, and then threw the barrel to the ground. The slivers of wood flew around and attracted the gin's eyes. In Asgard, there is a custom of throwing cups, but No one fell the barrel.
Su Ming pretended not to see her eyes, but greeted Xiao Wang to continue serving the wine, and the wine barrels flew into the hall from outside under the effect of magic, and landed on the table in front of everyone.
"Hehe, it's rare for you to come to the earth. I'm very happy. Come and eat food!" Su Ming wiped his mouth, deliberately appearing to be a little bolder, and introduced the dishes on the table: "Here is Lizhuang white meat, boiled white meat, white Cut meat, bamboo forest white meat, garlic white meat, sauerkraut white meat, cold white meat..."
Yes, the tabletop is full of large slices of white fat, just put them on a plate, cut fat and thick, each slice of meat may have two or two.
Drinking a dozen barrels of wine and then eating such greasy things, even if they are not drunk, high blood lipids will make their brains dull.
Asgardians can only drink and love to drink, but they are not drunk.
They don't have the ability to metabolize alcohol and fat at a high speed, as you can see from Vostag's big belly, there are many fat people in the fairy palace.
Perhaps they are indeed much better than humans, able to metabolize toxins and have the ability to heal themselves. But fat and alcohol are different ~EbookFREE.me~ They are a kind of bioenergy reserve and cannot be metabolized by the body of the gods.
This is also a shortcoming not obvious to the Asgardians.
In fact, let alone them, if it weren't for strangling, Su Ming would have a headache on the back of this thick slice of fat. But now, when they are all dizzy, it's time for questioning...
It took more than ten seconds for Thor to put down the barrel. He admired that the death knell actually drank faster than him, but even if the wine reached his throat, he threw the barrel to signal another barrel.
"Haha, praise Valhalla, pork! This is precious food that only heroes can enjoy, then I'm welcome."
After speaking, he reached out and picked up a piece of white meat, rolled it like a pancake, and stuffed it directly into his mouth. As the teeth bite, fat sprayed out from the corner of his mouth, and he was very happy to eat.
"Really? As long as you like it, come on, everyone!"
While pouring wine into the strangulation, Su Ming winked at Xiao Wang and motioned to him to give Thor another set of sashimi, the more oil the better...