Chapter 1221: ? Deadpool Tribe

"You are right, our world is quite evil."
A month later, Monak, whose beard was still trimmed, said to Death Knell.
The rain forest is like an endless green nightmare. Even if the undead army swept in one direction endlessly during this month, they still did not see the end of the forest.
It seems that the entire plane is full of rain forests and mountains, and you can't go out for a lifetime.
However, the condition of the few people is not bad. After all, the magic floating cloak can come and go freely, and the supplies can be continuously delivered to the death knell. At least the basic living conditions can be guaranteed, but the spirit is a little tired.
Can you not get tired? Every day is to fight monsters, eat, and sleep, just like the workers on the assembly line, repeat the boring work every day.
Today, I found another tribe on the road, and everyone got off the sedan chair to move around. However, when everyone approached the tribe and saw what was in the tribe, Monak said what he had said before.
Because there is a huge idol in this huge tribe, and many wild people are preparing some work for the completion of the statue.
Perhaps these people can no longer be called savages. They are completely different from primitive savages except for being unshaven and wearing animal skins.
They have superb carving skills, complete agricultural and animal husbandry fields, and even they speak English.
The buildings in the village can also be regarded as houses, at least with walls made of mud and doors and windows made of wood.
The statue is now completed. Although it is not as tall as the giant tree in the surrounding forest, it is about 30 meters tall. It uses the same technique as a pyramid.
The death knell and a group of people just in time for the completion ceremony. Thousands of people worshiped and danced around the colossus, and put the meat and food as sacrifices on the altar under the statue. An old man with a crown of white bones was standing on a high platform and saying something, probably the nonsense that taught people to worship the gods more.
But these are not the key points, the key is this idol, both Su Ming and Monak know.
If it is still not visible, the tribesmen at the completion ceremony painted it in red and black, and it is easy to recognize.
This is a statue of Deadpool.
It was his half-faced statue licking with ice cream in his other hand that he put his into the monster's head and pointed to the sky.
There is no doubt that Deadpool is worshipped as a in this tribe.
Is it an ancient god? I always feel that something is wrong, but it seems to be as it should be. After all, Wade does look very ‘ancient god’, and he is still a very cruel one.
Su Ming was silent, he let Strangling remove the lower half of his mask, took out a cigarette to light it, took a deep breath, and then slowly exhaled it.
"Fur... Wade, you are playing timeline again, Falk Oil."
At this moment, a black and yellow figure in the bushes on the side slipped out with a moonwalk dance step. I don’t know how he slid on the soft and rotten ground like the jungle. He was still in front of Su Ming. Turned a few times like a top.
"There are many people who have tried to defeat me, but I refused. After all, I am a man they will never get. But cousin, you can just pay. Come on! Don’t be pity for my tender Ju I!"
While speaking, Wade pushed his up and twisted, turned his head to squeeze his eyes, and the red and black mask turned into a wretched expression.
"Godkiller, pipe dredge."
Su Ming just threw away his cigarette butt, and instantly took out the weapon from his pocket.
Accompanied by golden light and thunderbolt lightning, there was a scream in the rain forest. Many pterosaurs and primitive birds were frightened, flapping their wings and screaming to the sky.
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"Cousin, can I use the uncharged sword next time?" Wade changed his pants on the spot. He had a big hole in the blackened strawberry pattern and was thrown aside by him: "Look. Here you find my secret base. Okay, I have a showdown. I am actually a god. This is my earthly kingdom. I like to come here to play "God Is Crazy" in my spare time."
"Speaking of people." Su Ming chopped a few living corpses with a scimitar on the side, using them as clean weapons.
"This is a long story, do you really want to listen?"
Wade tilted his head and pointed in the direction of the tribe. The savages were cheering that the statue was built, but he didn't notice what happened here, and he just wanted to say that he didn't wait for the death knell to answer.
"I'm afraid I have to talk about it before the first battle of the gods. I don't know if the audience friends want to listen. Will the editors cut my dialog box? I tell you, once I said it. There were so many words, but I couldn’t fit them in the limited dialog box. The editor replaced those words with ellipsis. He never asked me what I thought. Are you angry? Don’t I have human rights? Isn’t this everyone? Is America enjoying freedom? I..."
"Be short, otherwise as long as your words are, your tints will be as short in a while."
Su Ming glanced at him, waved his hand to let Monak and the others go farther, to give them some space, maybe the scene will be and cruel for a while.
In fact, Monak is already ready to slip away. He is very familiar with Deadpool. The mental illness was broadcast on TV in front of his house on a typhoon day. There is no cameraman. .
Wade was interrupted, he swallowed, and swallowed the babbling nonsense.
Cousin is too dark, his weakness has been discovered!
He cocked his fingers and counted. If ten centimeters were cut off cruelly, wouldn't he only have eighteen centimeters left?
That's really...it doesn't matter.
Eighteen minus ten is equal to eighteen. This calculation is valid for those with self-healing ability.
His body tissues and organs are just like leeks. Even if they are cut frequently, they can't be cut. If it weren't for the cancer cells in his meat, Wade would have opened a butcher shop to sell his own meat.
How many catties are there on a pig? His flesh is endless! He can sell anything as long as he gives enough money.
The key is where the death knell threatens to be cut, a certain part is too painful for any man, Wade is a little afraid of pain.
"They were adopted by me in ancient times."
So he said the answer in the most concise language. This brother has no excuse to hurt himself, right?
"Puff."
Wade lowered his head, and the familiar owl dagger stabbed his belly again.
Deadpool sighed, pulled out the dagger, and returned it to his cousin. He turned to look at the sky covered by the dense canopy, and said to the invisible audience.
"Blame me for being so innocent. Why didn't I forget that he was from DC, and he often appeared in the dark alleys of Gotham. People in that city were all sick, and there was always an excuse for'slipping hands'. ......"
"Keeping you short is not for you to fool you, you must at least make things clear." Su Ming put away the dagger, and the godkiller in his hand began to change various appearances: "You said you have said a little serious thing since you appeared. Huh?"
"My fault, but I'm so cute, no one will blame me except you." Wade knocked his head, shaking his head and pretending to be stupid: "I used to go with a belt long, long ago, at that time The ancient gods are fighting, I just hide in a safe place, watching them fight while I'm on the tub."
"Don't say that your becomes fine. I have never heard that excrement can absorb the energy of the ancient gods." The weapon in the death knell has been raised.
Wade hurriedly covered his crotch, danced a hula dance on the spot, winked and said:
"Even if I ate tacos the night before? It's not like that. At that time, watching the ancient gods leave the earth after fighting, I can easily end and return to my own time. The second time I took a vacation. , I went to the beginning of the creation of mankind, you know, I was very interested in the origin story. Still in the same place, I found that a tribe picked up my poo fossils, because I was very artistic at the beginning. It looks like a personal type, so they worship it as a god."
"Uh..." Sure enough, it was the origin of such a nausea, and he deserved to be a little cousin.
Deadpool recalled the past with emotion, and said everything: "I admire them very much when I see them bowing to my poo, so I jumped out and taught them a lot of things, such as English and Common sense of life and so on, and how to build a house and so on. Then the was replaced by me, and I became the new god."
"Then some of the savages you taught were later captured by the Nuvali into the barren land, and they also brought faith in you."
Su Ming already understood that the tribe in front of him really belonged to Wade, and he was indeed a here.
Sometimes God and faith are blunt, it's almost like this.
These savages believed in their little cousins, and the little cousin taught them some knowledge in exchange for his own entertainment.
Some people believe in Odin. After these people died in a heroic battle, Odin accepted their souls to the Hall of Valor, enslaving them forever, and waiting for the gods to send them as cannon fodder on the day of dusk.
In this way, Wade can be regarded as a good god.
"That's it, but it's difficult to develop science and technology here. Tens of millions of years have passed and they have not yet entered the industrial age. I am very disappointed. Cousin, if you want to kill them, kill them. Just give me some money as compensation. ."
The little cousin seemed very generous, and directly handed over the fate of the tribe to the death knell, and his tone was full of trust in his cousin.
It's just that he quickly rubbed his hand and pointed out that he was sold.
Yes, the reason why he jumped out was not because he was worried that his cousin would break his toy, but because he was worried that he would not give money after playing the toy! I have to stare aside.
Su Ming didn't bother to care about his thoughts, put away his weapons: "Why didn't you tell me before that you still have a base in the barren land?"
"You never asked me." Wade spread his hands, looking very innocent: "You are also a mercenary. When you are fine, will you show off how many safe houses you have in the world?"
I have to say that although he is crazy, sometimes he still makes sense. Wade’s mouth is actually very tight, at least when no one is paying for the news.
Thinking of this, Su Ming directly took out the banknotes, and smartly took out twenty thousand dollars to throw to Wade.
"This is a 30% deposit. You are hired."
Wade quickly put away the banknotes, a shy smile appeared under his mask.
"Use another sword this time, okay?"
"Puff!"
This is the sound of an owl's dagger entering its flesh.
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"So cousin, you are looking for a spider totem~EbookFREE.me~ Then just go find Peter with me? You can give him some money, and he can also give him a signed photo album."
After Wade changed his clothes and got another knife in the chest, he was finally able to listen quietly.
"At that point in your normal life, he did not know the existence of the spider universe. We had better not look for him. If he knew something in advance, things would change unexpectedly. Spiders are a very shy animal. They are not brave."
The death knell denied Deadpool's proposal. Although 40k Peter is also Spider-Man, how much weight does he have? Which totem is behind?
These things are not good, it will only be bad if you start to stun the snake, and the spider's web is very sharp.
"Well, then I will ask my believers now to see what they know. They must be very happy to be able to serve God."
Wade adjusted a mask and took an arrogant step towards the village in the forest, because in his mind, God walks in the same posture as Thor, the of thunder, that's how to attract wind.