Chapter 1222: ?Spider's clue

"Dear and beloved Immortal God! Praise you!"
The old head of the Great Dancer was dancing on the high platform like a convulsive wind, speaking in the peculiar language of Old English mixed with Modern English.
Because Thor always speaks Old English, Wade feels that he has a B-character, so when he plays the role of a god, he also learns to speak from others, and the people in this tribe circulate this weird language.
And because Wade's whole body was rotten but immortal, he also got the name of an immortal god.
"Thanks to your generosity and blessing, we can live a prosperous life. We are as small as dust, weak and humble, and now we worship you in fear and offer you this world monument."
When Su Ming and his party followed Wade into the tribe, the old priest was holding the final unveiling of the statue. The and scaffolding on which it was built were removed, the color was painted, and the rest was singing and dancing for a few days.
Deadpool was quite satisfied with the shape of the statue, so he walked through the crowd and walked straight to the platform, intending to give a speech of thanks.
He didn't notice that the eyes of these people were about to stick out.
After all, the tribesmen who had personally contacted him had died long ago, and these offspring have not seen Deadpool with their own eyes. At most, the tribe has pictures of him.
Because the technology tree here is always unable to climb up, and Deadpool doesn't have too much vacation and patience, for these people, their gods may have ignored them for tens of thousands of years.
The immortal has changed from a concrete existence to a spiritual symbol and a totem.
At this time, the totem was alive, and the ancient in the myth appeared before him.
Wade also took off his mask to show his sincerity to show his true face. It is conceivable how much spiritual shock the people in the village have suffered.
His appearance made the whole village collectively pass a san value check. The result of the check was that everyone failed. Even the thousands of wild people who were watching from a distance suddenly vomited around the site of the completion ceremony.
Monak had been prepared for a long time, and the magic that shielded the sense of smell had been secretly released when Deadpool appeared. At this time, he watched the yellow fountains or waterfalls appear in the air, and he couldn't help but sigh.
"Ten thousand people vomit together, how spectacular is this?"
On the other hand, Namora, who has a relatively shallow stomach, has already started to shrink her head, covering her eyes with her small hands, not wanting to look at it.
Wade took off his mask and was very disappointed. His smile faded away like cow dung overnight. He thought everyone would be happy to see him. As a result, these believers are no different from ordinary people and don’t understand. Appreciate your own good looks.
He turned his head to look at the high priest who was pushed away: "Are you not happy to see me? I am your god, and I will give you good things."
"belch!"
The high priest fainted. Even if he lost his consciousness, a yellow soup was still flowing out of the corner of his mouth, like a fountain. He was afraid that he would drown in his vomit.
"Fuck!" Wade jumped off the platform, returned to Death Knell, and put his hood back on: "These people are not saved, kill them."
Su Ming smiled, but this time he stood on the side of these villagers.
How can anyone not vomit when seeing Deadpool for the first time? This is the normal physiological response of a human being. If they didn't vomit, it means that they are not humans, but creatures such as monkeys or orangutans.
In that case, it would be the same as the previous tribes, killing and finishing the matter.
But now they have proved that they are human and that they can communicate with each other, so it is better to use them alive.
"It's okay, save, let my army of undead enter the village."
He pushed Deadpool aside and used the ring to remotely control the living corpses in. Every villager who was vomiting had two corpses to support him.
Sure enough, under the influence of the corpse that exuded a corrupt smell, and the cold touch on both arms, these villagers got used to vomiting.
They woke up and realized that what made them vomit before was the supernatural power of the "God of Immortality", and they suddenly felt terrified. So they all knelt down in their vomit, and lay on the ground and prayed for forgiveness from the gods.
And such behavior really caused several members of the Monster Hunter team to finally vomit.
Originally, they saw the true face of Deadpool and they were patience. As superheroes, they were still determined, but now they still can't bear it.
"Wow!"
There was the sound of water flowing around the death knell, and Casillas also vomited. After he vomited, he looked at the Supreme Master in shame, as if he realized that he was not good at learning.
"It's okay, just exercise more in the future." Su Ming was very tolerant to him, and said kindly to appease, then turned to Wade: "Okay, if you want to talk, go quickly, don't delay my business. "
After all, Deadpool took the deposit, and the professionalism of the mercenary was still there. Although he was not in the mood to communicate with the villagers, he still talked for fifteen minutes.
In conclusion, if you want to be forgiven by the gods and their friends, you mortals have to help the gods find tribes that believe in spiders.
The villagers got up and began to communicate with each other. Suddenly, tens of thousands of people turned this place into a noisy vegetable market, and the buzzing sound rang for a long time.
No one knows where any tribe believes in spiders, but some people think that they have seen spider totems before, and they can't say where they are. The scene is messy for a while.
During the discussion, the crowd walked out of a few strong men, and rescued the priest before using artificial respiration and heart massage. Thanks to the fact that the humans here are better physically than outsiders, they were saved.
"You actually taught them emergency rescue?" Su Ming walked to Deadpool and asked in a weird tone: "You are cruel enough to yourself, are you too devoted to being a god? You actually teach primitive people this with mouth to mouth. ?"
Wade chuckled, his white eyes on his mask narrowed: "In fact, some female savages are pretty even after a wash. I taught them for several nights."
The beauty of the female savages will not change the death knell point of view. He sighed: "Probably only you can accept their sanitary conditions. Don't talk about that. Now that the argument is endless, let them report all the suspicious places. Come up, I go to investigate one by one, it is more efficient."
"No, because my'good priest' obviously knows something."
Wade stretched out his finger and pointed to ~EbookFREE.me~ and saw the old man who had just been awakened staring at the sky blankly, as if he was remembering something. The expression on his face was sometimes frightened and sometimes sighing.
Not to mention, these performances really conform to the psychological profile of the insider, and of course, they also conform to the psychological characteristics of the mentally injured.
However, after a few minutes, the old priest who had survived the death walked towards his god.
He first bowed to Wade with a five-body bow, the animal skin he was wearing was stained with stains, and then he said, "Respect the merciful immortal god! I know where the spider idol is, but..."
"But what?" Wade craned his neck.
"There is a terrifying monster in that area, an extremely powerful monster." The old priest gritted his teeth and said.
"Hi, Ann, monster? I smashed it to the street in minutes."
Wade drew out the double knives behind his back and played a set of knives beautifully, but he didn't realize that almost no one understood his extremely substandard Cantonese.