Chapter 1233: ? Chat with cousin

"You seem to like this schoolbag?"
Su Ming waited to strangle the digestive chickens and monsters. Without a head-on fight, he killed one of the top combat powers in the single universe. He was in a good mood and planned to chat with Wade.
Wade looked down at the small schoolbag, reached out and wiped off the green mucus from Pony's face, making her smile appear in his vision again.
"Yes, this is a gift from my first love girlfriend. I can't remember the details. I don't even remember her appearance or her name." Wade pointed to his head, some Said mockingly: "You know, cancer cells eat up three-quarters of the brain, and my memory is severely damaged."
"Have you slept with her?" Su Ming looked at his schoolbag, and the ghost knew who would give Deadpool such a cute gift.
"I forgot. Did I tell you? Everything before I was twenty was almost dark. I only remember that I was in the orphanage for a long time." Wade shrugged and found aside again. He took his double swords back up.
Su Ming sighed. It is estimated that it will take a day to digest the monsters by strangling, and it takes extra time to complete the evolution. As the host, he cannot leave here.
It seems that Wade's role is to accompany the chat, at least to get back the tens of thousands of dollars.
Accompanying nonsense, speaking with people, chatting with people, Wade also accepts jobs like this. As long as he pays money, he can go to the children's birthday and give performers to perform oral swallowing swords.
Of course, parents who are willing to pay Deadpool to attend their children's birthday party will not be normal people, either anti-social lunatics, or lunatics with the wrong mindset.
"Then what do you remember her?"
Su Ming sat down cross-legged and rested against the big tree beside him, then raised his hand to kill a monster like a chameleon on the tree.
"I just remember that she was a black man and gave me this bag, no more. But every time I see this pony, I always feel that she used to be very good to me."
Wade sat beside his cousin with some emotion, put his schoolbag on his lap, and took out a military-green water bottle to take a drink.
"Could you be the one who misunderstood? The fact that she gave you a pony schoolbag implied foul language-‘depend on your horse’?
The death knell smirked and destroyed Wade's good memories, carrying a Rainbow Pony schoolbag, doesn't it look like a horse with your back?
Knowing that Wade is not fooled at all, he analyzed it indifferently: "She is black, and black Americans basically don't like to learn. She has almost no probability of knowing Chinese. Do you play a shorthand with Harmony? Or is she a Tianjin accent? I don’t understand. So she should just think Little Pony is more cute... Could it be that her name is Baoli?"
Seeing that Deadpool was not fooled, Su Ming suddenly felt a lack of interest: "She's Camerita."
"Poly, think about it, this name is quite warm...Huh? What did you say?" Wade was talking to himself at first, but suddenly turned his head to his cousin, and the cervical spine let out a cry Crisp sound.
The cervical spine was broken, so he could only put his head back with his hands, but then he still grabbed Su Ming's arm: "What do you say her name is?"
"Camerita, her name, you actually saw her once after graduating from elementary school. It should be around 2013. You were in the stage of frantic picking up tasks."
Being idle is also idle, the energy absorbed by strangulation is too much to store, so Su Ming launched a time gem to help Wade look at the past on his timeline, which is also Su Ming's own future.
Wade tilted his head and recalled: "Because I wanted to give an outsider a house as a wedding gift, you know, her previous house was blown up by the rhino and the green goblin."
"I don't care about you and Inez. Although she smashed your pelvis every time, you still maintain a relationship after your divorce." Su Ming extinguished the gem of time and supported his head with his arms on his knees. "But she left you less than two weeks after you got married. If you want me to tell me, she made a lot of money and had a $2 million house. Even if she waited for several years to share the inheritance with the elderly rich, she wouldn't necessarily have so much. "
Deadpool bowed his head and waved his hands, looking like he could not look back on the past: "The main responsibility for separating from her was with me. Before I accepted the reformation experiment, I was with Vanessa. As a result, I was ruined after the reformation experiment. Rong, for a long time, I dared not go back to see her. I thought it would be better for her to think I was dead."
Although Wade's appearance before can't be regarded as a handsome guy, at least he still looks like a human, suddenly he doesn't look like a human, and he himself finds it difficult to accept.
Not to mention going back to see Vanessa with a grimace, so he ran away from home.
"So you actually left without saying goodbye, then met another woman and got married during that period, and then left without saying goodbye again and returned to Vanessa?" Su Ming clarified the chronological order for Wade, and to be honest, Wade's thinking is chaotic, causing him to do things very chaotically.
"It's almost like this, right? I can't remember." Wade hugged his head: "I just think Inez should have her own house so that she doesn't have to worry too much about her livelihood so she can work for the Green Devils. . You know, the father and son of Osborne Industries are somewhat abnormal."
Izne’s ancestors are one of the legendary heroes of the Old West, and the friend of the
Spikeman
, the
Outlaw Fanatic
.
The Double Gunman’s double guns were later handed over to Holloway before he died. Holloway became the
Angel of Revenge
, and according to his
last wish
a few years ago, the pair of guns His son.
The extrajudicial fanatics are obviously not as lucky as old friends. The days of riding horses in the wilderness are gone forever. When he is old, he goes bankrupt, causing his son and granddaughter to become mercenaries.
Even in order to take advantage of their ancestors’ fame, they also used the obviously related codename of "outside the law" ~EbookFREE.me~. The reason why Deadpool and Izny met was because she accepted Austria. Spoon’s hire went to attack Spider-Man, smashed Peter's bones in half, and almost broke the spider's back like Bain broke Batman.
Wade was naturally unhappy when he heard that someone had beaten his friend, so after visiting Peter, he went to fight Izne.
As a result, after fighting, he rolled onto the bed without knowing it...
However, as they rolled the sheets, Peter Parker, who was seriously injured, lay in the ‘night shift hospital’ established by Luke Cage and they did not wait for Deadpool to return for a long time.
He was very helpless because he was embarrassed to ask a nurse to help him in the toilet. At that time, Aunt May didn't know that he was Spider-Man and couldn't ask her to take care of him.
So he held back urine for the whole night, and when Cage went to see him the next morning, the strong black man thought Peter was dead because his face was all blue.
In other parallel universes, Deadpool and Inez also happened like this, but the death knell used the gem of time to see the future of the 40K universe, and the story was obviously darker.