Chapter 128: The status quo of laughter
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The Death Knell
- Chaos Art Troupe
- 1452 characters
- 2021-01-31 01:01:18
Su Ming spent some time looking for Barry, and finally found that he was hiding in the hole that Su Ming had just drilled out. He took a bag of biscuits from nowhere, and he was eating a bag full of scum.
"Repose?" Su Ming held the big sword calmly, and the black blood on it was flowing down the blade.
"Ahem, the biscuits are too dry, if it's a bit watery..." Barry stretched his neck and swallowed the biscuits with difficulty. I am embarrassed to look at the pile of empty biscuit bags next to him: "Would you like to eat something? I just asked Ron to order some Oreo cookies, chocolate filled."
Although Su Ming is clean now, he was surrounded by weird dark energy in Barbatos just now, and the nausea still linger, and he has no appetite.
Furthermore, he is not a super fast, he will be hungry if he is not so fast. On the contrary, because of the transformation of X Metal, he now has sufficient energy in his body, and he feels full.
"No, the Martian Hunter really has a soft spot for Chocolate Oreos. He should ask the manufacturer for the endorsement fee, so that he can eat enough without spending money."
"Uh, the Martian Hunter is different from you. He is a...very low-key person and doesn't like that kind of showy occasion."
Barry pulled out a biscuit and stuffed it into his mouth, while answering Su Ming's question vaguely.
Su Ming suddenly wanted to catch the Martian Hunter and ask him if he knew the four writings of Oreo...no, how to eat.
The endorsement product is obviously a legal and compliant thing, and he is a loyal customer of the product, but Martian Hunter is unwilling to use it to seek benefits. He is worried that he will mislead consumers about the fair choice of biscuit brands. After all, his taste cannot represent Everyone.
This moral concept is really almost pedantic, and it's considered too broad.
If Su Ming had his abilities, he would definitely become a Justice League and go out for various kinds of money, endorse products, shoot a few advertisements, and count the money at home.
Su Ming felt that Ron En had lost 100 million.
"You said that if I want to make money, what kind of product is better to endorse?" Su Ming suddenly asked Barry.
"Eh???" Barry was a little confused, is there still this item in the mercenary business? There will be no serious company looking for death knell for endorsement, right?
"Forget it, just say casually, let's go, take me to the Laughing Bat and Diana."
Su clearly is just joking with Barry. How can there be fun in fighting when shooting commercials? Of course, mercenaries have to appear on the most lively battlefield.
Barry wiped his mouth, and suddenly eating too much sweets made his head feel a little swollen. He used to prefer pizza.
"Where are they?"
"The Laughing Bat's own bat cave should be under Challenger Mountain, but Diana has not yet returned, and we have not found any signs of fighting underneath." Su Ming looked at the busy crowd around him, and he stood there. Here, it's quite abrupt: "So where else in Gotham is attractive to the crazy Batman in another world?"
Barry understands that he has always been smart, not to mention that Su Ming has almost made it clear now.
"I see, the Batcave of Batman in our world."
"Yes, take me there."
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The ground floor of Wayne's mansion.
Laughing Bat sat on Bruce's chair, holding his chin as if thinking, but he didn't seem to be serious when he laughed strangely from time to time.
On an instrument not far from him, an old man was strapped to it, and some weird devices were connected to him.
Wearing a white vest with severe hair loss on his head, he looks like a wretched old man like the Fire Cloud Cthulhu in "Kung Fu". He is the super big watchdog in the DC world.
It's a pity that he is not Barbatos's opponent. He was tortured and lost his ability in the nightmare.
Now if he were to give him two bird cages and a pair of iron guts in his hand, he would completely become the image of Su Ming's familiar community master.
The Laughing Bat removed his skull, exposed his brain, and transformed Batman’s final robotic operating table. Now as long as he presses a button, the brains of the front and back monitors will collide, in the current main universe If the earth is stuck at the junction of the blood domain, then all the universe will be destroyed.
But Laughing Bat didn't do this. Instead, he stopped and kept telling jokes with his hound, as if waiting for someone.
The monitor has recovered from the tuning fork, but his abilities have not been restored. He is unable to break free from the promethium instrument. He can only watch the laughing bat do all kinds of unreasonable things, and wait for himself with fear. fate.
Once he thought he could dominate the fate, but the anti-monitor taught him a lesson, he was far less powerful than he thought.
When he was a low-key person and integrated into the human society to enjoy life, Barbatos once again gave him a blow. He found that he was weak.
Not long ago, the Laughing Bat secretly brought him here, and told him a lot of things beyond his knowledge, even if he had always thought that he was monitoring the entire universe, he could not accept the crazy reality.
He found that the man who laughed wildly was completely mad, and his plan was truly terrifying.
The man who laughed wildly told him that everyone is a virtual character, in some ridiculous comic books, and everyone's fate is manipulated, acting like a puppet.
Only his plan can change all of this and liberate everyone...
His plan is to kill all Batman, including himself, to destroy this person called the hope of the DC universe forever.
But before that, he needs to have a good chat with the Batman in the main world. He wants to let this Batman know that he is the greatest Batman and the most correct Bruce.
He is the one who will completely save everyone, get rid of the ridiculous fate that is manipulated by others...
Time passed quickly with his wild laughter and the roar of Robin Hounds. The monitor felt that the bat of the wild laugh was waiting for the audience to enter the arena, and most of the lunatics were lively.
Laughing Bat had long anticipated that Barbatos’s brainless goods would fail. Power is not everything, but the mind is. He has been imagining it for so long, all for today’s arrival.
He wants Batman in the main world, Batman is the key, but the first one is Wonder Woman~EbookFREE.me~ which makes him very unhappy.
The Laughing Man has already acquired the Thrasher Armor of the Overworld by imitating the voice of Bruce in the Overworld, plus his fingerprints, pupil patterns and techniques.
In a battle with a completely different style, he used the weird tactics like a clown to fight Wonder Woman. Although the Hellbat armor was destroyed, Wonder Woman accidentally got his powerful hypnotic needle and passed out. .
He didn't kill Wonder Woman, but let her live a little longer. He tied her to a stone pillar with a mantra lasso and let her act as an audience.
laughed wildly, sat back in front of the computer, and watched the situation on the Challenger Mountain through Batman’s camera monitoring everything in Gotham. He saw Barbatos’ defeat. A group of people shot Barbatos down from the tuning fork and froze.
"Quack... Alright, almost soon, Bruce, the other one is coming."
He raised his hands and danced wildly in the air, too excited to be himself.
"Are you unhappy?"
He suddenly ran all the way to the front of the watcher, and the smile on his face instantly reduced, because the watcher was crying, making him very upset.
Where can the watcher be happy? If Bruce comes, the laughter will inevitably activate the device, and everyone will be annihilated. In this case, the only people who can be happy are probably the bat of laughter.
Those things he said were so unbelievable, the monitors didn't believe them at all, or could not believe them.
However, before the watcher wanted to answer, the laughing bat suddenly raised a finger and put it on the old man's thick lips with a big laugh.
"Shhh... Needless to say, I understand, hahahahahaha! We are tired of this hypocritical world, everyone will truly be free!"