Chapter 1591: ?Cheap Batman

Earth 0, New York.
As one of the top big cities in the United States, it is naturally also a key area for superheroes. At least there are no large-scale riots and street fighting on the streets.
In the empty old bar, a man with a shawl and hair sat alone in front of the dilapidated old bar, silently drinking a bottle of wine from a friend.
Xingxia did find the Justice Society, wanting them to act with him, replacing the Justice League to save the world or something.
However, the retired heroes said that they have no fighting capacity. Some of them cannot do without wheelchairs due to old age. Now it is better to follow Zhenglian's arrangement.
However, they weren't reluctant to miss their old love. Based on their past love, they also gave a few bottles of wine to Star Man who was in a bad mood.
Drinks are a very valuable thing in today's apocalyptic days. I don't know how many people want to die under anesthesia without pain or fear.
However, it is a luxury for most people.
A bottle of spirits is now in short supply, not to mention that the old folks of the Justice Society have given Starman several bottles, enough to numb him.
They probably heard that Xingxia and Zhenglian had some unpleasantness, and they only hoped that the old man could find a place to calm down by himself, or sleep after drinking.
Unsuccessful to persuade his former companions to come out again, Xingxia reluctantly strolled the empty streets with his own wine, looking for the supplier of the year and wanted to order the "tree leaves" on credit.
In fact, the suppliers of those years were too old to walk, but after all, there was some stock in the toilet tank at home.
Other drug dealers saw Xingxia again and felt a little emotional, saying that Xingxia has not changed at all, including his appearance and hobbies, but he is already old.
The other party generously gave him all the leaves. Anyway, the poisonous insects used the doctor's prescription to buy the leaves in the pharmacy. I have been unemployed for decades. It is a hobby to insist on growing marijuana in the basement. I don't know if I can live after today. how long.
It's the end of the world, right? Everyone has seen the huge green mark in the sky.
Starman didn't say much, but thanked others, left a bottle of wine, and then continued to wander aimlessly.
He is not a person of this era, naturally he has no home, no fixed residence, unable to return to the Justice Hall and do not want to live in the Justice Society. After he found himself nowhere to go.
Suddenly, wandering like a ghost, he saw the bar where everyone used to go. At this time, the door was open, and it looked like it had been looted. The door handles and door locks fell to the ground, and a layer of dust fell.
He thought for a while and walked through the door.
Not for stealing or sabotage, he just wanted to reminisce about the feeling of everyone being together in the past. At that time, there was still a lot of people and lights, and he and his friends were crowded in front of the bar, listening to the boxing match on the radio.
But in a blink of an eye, everything in front of me replaced the memories, the radio was gone, the lights and the shadows were gone, and the black hole bar was terribly quiet, only the swallowing sound of Starman himself drinking and the broken furniture.
The wine rack was looted long ago, the chairs and tables were almost destroyed, and even the beautiful classical chandeliers and lampshades were shattered.
That was an hour ago. At this time, Star Man was patiently rolling up the leaf in newspaper, tucked it in his mouth, took a deep breath, and a unique smell diffused.
There are already many semi-wet cigarette holders at his feet, as well as a few empty bottles lying on the ground.
First, he recalled the good times in the past. When Yao Jin entered his mind, his face always showed a warm and gratifying smile. Then, he remembered the news brought by a strange Batman not long ago.
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At that time, he was sitting in the broken bar, and a black figure suddenly appeared in the bright part of the door. A pair of pointed ears on the top of his head almost immediately explained his identity.
Starman thought it was Batman who came to catch him personally, but as the opponent got closer, he realized that Batman in front of him seemed a bit...cheap.
Yes, the two pointed ears on the other party’s head were squeezed into triangles with newspapers, and they were also blackened with the mud from the street. Except for the black rags in the cloak, the other party is actually wearing red and black uniform.
"I'm Batman from a parallel universe, earth cough..., I want to talk to you."
The visitor said so, sitting next to Xingxia with a stench like shit, he seemed to have sputum in his throat, which could still be picked up with a stick, resulting in slurred speech.
How did Starman say that he has an alien physical quality, and the influence of anesthetics on him will not appear very quickly, so he covered his nose and asked:
"how did you find me?"
"Because I am Batman!" the other party replied.
It is very reasonable and logically unreasonable, because this answer can explain the formation of the universe and even the extinction of the dinosaurs. It is overkill to answer such a small question.
Xingxia smiled bitterly, he raised his neck and drank the wine in the bottle, and closed his eyes in pain:
"You caught me, I guess you already have more than a dozen bat plans to deal with my possible resistance, and then you put me in a bat prison, hypnotized me with a bat machine, so that I can only eat bat potatoes every day mud?"
The visitor's eyes widened, as if he was surprised by Starman's conjecture:
"Everything is named after a bat? Is it so dark... ahem, that's just a move I had to make, but not against you, you are a hero, I am here to tell you something, About the secrets of the Justice League."
Xingxia turned his head and retched. He didn't know if there was a problem with the drink. He didn't drink much, but felt nauseous.
"I just left the Hall of Justice for less than an hour. Are you sure there is any news that I don't know?"
Batman from the "cough" universe nodded very seriously. In the dark, he lowered his voice: "I learned from a very reliable source that the Justice League has obtained multiple methods and channels for evacuation, and now they have all left this The universe is over, and I am leaving soon, are you coming?"
Xingxia shook his head. He had a completely different view on this: "Impossible. The Justice League will not leave everyone behind. I understand them. Although we have some differences, they are undoubtedly heroes."
"Now and then, think about it, the universe is so dark, people who can't see hope will want to escape? Are you here to escape reality?" The foul Batman pointed to the bottle and leaves and said: "You lost Superman and them, so how can the Justice League fight Perpetua? Will you die for nothing?"
Star Man frowned, and the cigarette in his mouth seemed to be unflavored: "But the death knell should be able to save them back."
"It's true, but they are crazy on different timelines. Don't you know. For example, Superman now thinks he is a black man. He lives in a village called Krypton in Africa. He rushed to visit relatives in Africa when he came back. I'm completely crazy."
Star Man took a breath, then showed a guilty expression: "Sure enough, am I wrong again..."
"It doesn't matter. Victory or defeat is commonplace. The survivors of the Earth 0 Justice League don't blame you at all. At most they just want to put you in jail and take turns to blow your chrysanthemum." Batman cordially patted Starman's Shoulder, comforting gently, like a confidant brother, or a complete gay.
This kind of comfort didn't make Starman easy, but felt more disgusting. The stench made him a little dizzy~EbookFREE.me~ but he gritted his teeth so that he didn't vomit it out.
He squeezed out a few words from his teeth: "You speak very well and it is logical, but there are also problems."
"What's the problem?" The white eyes on Batman's black and red mask widened.
"How do you prove that you are Batman? What about your bat dart? What about the bat hook? What about the Batmobile and the butler?" Starman's gaze suddenly became sharp, and a starlight suddenly lit up in the dark. The star rod appeared, and he was ready for battle.
However, the cheap version of Batman shook his head disdainfully: "Your doubts are in my expectation, wait."
After finishing talking, he found a corner that was relatively dark, untied his belt and started hissing, and then waved to the Star Man with a chill, and asked the other party to come and see by himself with the light source.
Starman walked over and took a look, completely identifying with the other party's identity.
Because in the dark, there is only Batman who can perfectly draw a bat symbol with urine stains!
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