Chapter 1739: ?Bull Head Horse Mouth

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In the Wilson fast-food restaurant chain, Thor wore Wade's new street T-shirt, eating hamburgers.
The mercenary was sitting across from him, thinking about how to deceive...No, it was to appease a mental patient and obediently.
The morning sun shone on Wade's face, he felt a little lazy, and couldn't help but yawn.
The other party seems to be afraid of his father? Mentioned his father in the mental hospital before, and he gave himself trust. Should this be used?
It is said that rich people are really idle and have nothing to do, educate their son to understand the suffering of the people?
This task sounds very irritating. Donate all of your family's property, don't you experience it directly when the whole family lives on the street?
Forget it, I am a mercenary now, and I will finish my first order.
Wade showed a kind smile and leaned over from the small table: "Your dad..."
"Pop!" Thor suddenly threw the cup in his hand to the ground with a crisp noise. He shouted, "One more cup!"
Many customers who were dining at the same time cast contemptuous eyes here.
However, as an orphan, Wade never knew what it meant to be ashamed. He looked at people very generously. At the same time, he drank his glass of Coke, dropped the glass, and waved to the waiter:
"Two glasses!"
Yes, if you want to win the trust of strangers, then the best way is to show the similarities between the two. Although I don't know what is wrong with the glass after drinking, Wade still did.
This is all for the task.
Wilson Enterprise is worthy of being a large company. The staff here are very well-trained. Someone soon came to clean the broken glass on the ground. Some of the colleagues brought new drinks in paper cups that could not be broken and asked if the two were from Northern Europe.
Wade smiled awkwardly.
He doesn't know who he is, and he has no memory of his parents at all. Even his current name was given to himself in the orphanage, and the same applies to the surname.
At that time, Wade was about seven or eight years old. He saw the TV for the first time when he slipped over the wall of the orphanage to hang out, in the window of a roadside shop.
He also saw the Wilson fast-food ad that introduced the concept of ‘family bucket’.
Seeing that the whole family in the ad was eating chicken legs and gnawing corn so happily, when Captain America was standing next to him giving his thumbs up...
Wade, who has no surname and no relatives, immediately feels envious.
That kind of happiness, as well as joy, are on the faces of those people.
He wanted to be so happy for himself, so Wade found himself a surname, which is ‘Wilson’, which represents joy to him when he was young, even though he only knew that Wilson was the name of a fast-food restaurant chain at the time.
He has been living under the name Wade Wilson ever since.
Of course, it's useless to have an auspicious name. He still has no food or clothes, can't go to school or read, and is trapped in a barren yard every day. The orphanage director's eyes are always hovering on Wade's lower body.
However, as the young Wade grew up and became a little cute blonde queen mother, the elder of the hospital had some thoughts about him, so he became very considerate of him and sent him to go for a few years. learn.
But when he was twelve years old, the dean expressed that he wanted to have a relationship with Wade. He swore to the death and the other party really wanted to kill him.
He could only run away, ran to the dock, and got on a smuggling boat. In the end, he was sent to Africa and became a young soldier. He had no choice at all, just to live.
That was all from when he was a child, and he certainly knows that the people in the advertisement are so happy that it is fake.
But there is no need to change the surname, after all, it is used to it.
His favorite food now is not Wilson fast food, but spicy burritos, followed by mustard hot dogs, and then burgers and pizza.
But he still loves to watch TV, and he can't help himself out of being addicted to various TV shows.
"Thank you, we will pay for the cup." Wade sent the waiter away, but began to follow the plan, saying to Thor: "Your dad sent me."
Knowing that Odin was still paying attention to him, Thor had a bottom in his heart. He arrogantly got up again, twisted his head, and drank the happy fat house water: "I'm right! Let me learn the true meaning of life, I don't learn."
Wade scratched his chin, what dialect is this? Is it too difficult to understand?
Is the teaching goal the true meaning of life? Oh, I see, isn’t it just how to live?
This one is an expert.
"Hey, you can't say that, you think, if you can't learn it, he won't let you go home, and if you can't go home, you can't enjoy the blessing?" Wade squeezed the ketchup on the plate into a lump and dipped it with his fingers. Eat: "Or you don't want to live a good life? I'm here to help you, but if you don't want to, then I will leave now."
Thor frowned. Did God King arrange to give him a teacher? A mortal in Midgard?
He didn't think there was anyone on the earth other than the masters of Death Knell and Kama Taj that was worth learning by himself.
But the desire to go home still pushed him.
This Coke is also a little different from the taste he drank in Warnerheim. Maybe it is better to drink and make you feel happy? Why do you feel that this human being is getting more and more pleasing to the eye after drinking it?
No matter, since they want to teach, then they will learn well, and when the time comes to deal with the exams of the father, they can return to the fairy palace to control the thunder and lightning.
"Goodness, mortal, I will give you the opportunity to teach Thor, the great Thor of Asgard! Let's talk, where do you start? What are you going to kill?" Thor figured it out, slapped his chest with a big hand, and said he can start from the earth first. Start learning hunting.
Wade felt something was wrong. How did it feel that they didn’t say the same thing?
Also, this has to start with teaching the other person how to speak.
In this way, the middle and second places claimed to be Thor, and showed signs of mania that they wanted to kill something. Wade didn't think much about it, and quickly discouraged:
"Don't kill, we don't kill good people, so let's not go too far first, how about we start in New York? Look at the lives of mortals, maybe you will learn something."
"Very good!"
Thor wiped his mouth and stood up neatly. Even if he was hit by a car last night, he had already recovered.
He felt that he had become a mortal, after all, he had lost his super power.
But this high-speed self-healing alone is not human-level, except for the soles of the feet that Odin has taken special care of, he doesn't need to worry too much about trauma.
Wade took out a few coins from his underwear and put them on the table, and walked outside the store by hooking Thor's neck familiarly: "Speaking of New York, you can't help but mention Hell's Kitchen. It's fun!"
"But where does the devil eat?"
Thor frowned. If he lost his supernatural power, he might not be able to deal with some powerful demons.
But this atrium teacher is still a bit good. The first lesson in school is to kill the devil, but he is also a man.
"Well, where does the devil eat? Uh, you can say that."
Wade tilted his head and thought about it. The people who live there are paupers, and there is no way to talk about law and order after dark. Living there is equivalent to stuffing the soul into the devil's mouth and may be dead at any time.
It's not a big mistake to say that the villains there are demons. Many people just wear human skins.
I don't see that this rough, long-haired man is quite savvy besides being mentally ill. It's quite suitable for him to be able to tell such a deep joke.
"Then fight!"
Thor put his arm around Wade's shoulder with a stronger arm, and squeezed it hard. This is the etiquette of his comrades.
Wade took off the small schoolbag behind and showed Thor the pistol inside:
"Don't worry, I can deal with any ‘devil’ you encounter, and you can just shout cheer by the side."
"No! It's not glorious at all! It goes against the heart of our warriors!"
Thor immediately rejected the proposal~EbookFREE.me~ His long blonde hair flicked frantically, just like a male lion flicked after taking a bath.
Wade rubbed his face, okay, this guy really thinks he is Thor?
What is Warrior Glory? Is it that of the Japanese samurai? Not very familiar...
But it seems that this is the cause of the wealthy young master, right?
Too superstitious about something glorious and ethereal, and hypnotized oneself, causing illness, it should be that way!
Very good, then simply cure him this ‘glorious hypothesis’ this time, and it should be able to restore him to normal. By the time he has done what the doctor has failed to do, can the employer not add money?
Good news, when you have made a lot of money, first pay the down payment for the house, and then go to the girls in the Margaret Bar for the rest of the money. Just think about it and feel good.
The plan is also simple, if something is not glorious, then just lie to him to play something.