Chapter 1741: Non-value theory
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The Death Knell
- Chaos Art Troupe
- 1434 characters
- 2021-01-31 01:06:51
Latest URL: "Huh? Why do you want to undress?" Thor tugged at his sweaty red T-shirt with Che Guevara's head painted on it, and said with a bit of annoyance: "I like this man's beard."
"Do you still want to ride a car? I'm teaching you how to ride a car for free in the United States."
Wade gave him a white look. This rich second-generation foreigner really has no common sense at all.
"If it were before, I could fly you to New York in an instant."
Thor took off his short sleeves obediently as he muttered his thoughts. His sharp-edged muscles, like a knife and axe, were shining in the sun against the sweat.
Wade tilted his face and blocked the shining curve with his palm:
"Dude, did you grow up eating earthworm protein powder? The muscle training is too exaggerated!"
"This is the result of my thousands of years of training. What is protein powder?"
Thor laughed. He knew that this mortal envied his strong physique, so he made a few more bodybuilding moves, bulging his biceps and deltoids to show Wade.
Wade rolled his eyes, this guy really thinks of himself as Thor, and he is just like a normal muscle stick, he has no brains at all.
But this is better.
"Come on, you stand here." He dragged Thor to the side of the road and asked him to pose like Mr. Mighty. Then he stood aside, holding a sign to his thumb: "Do you move your chest muscles? "
"Like this?" Thor tried hard, and the two big brick-like muscles on his chest jumped wildly.
Wade turned his head and looked towards the wilderness as if he was so hot in his eyes, he squeezed out some tears with a look of disgust, waved his hand to pause, and said after breathing well:
"Stop, stop, I'm a little dizzy...I smile now, no, smile too stupidly, be more sordid, look lighter." Wade raised his hand and pinched Thor's face a few times Next, squeeze a wicked smile on him and let him hold on.
"Is this really useful? If people in the atrium don't have money, can they just take off their clothes and take someone else's car?"
Thor maintained a smile on his face, and he squeezed out a voice to ask the people around him. He also saw the pink car coming in the distance, which looked very luxurious.
Wade nodded solemnly, and wiped his sweat with emotion: "Yes, I don't know if the atrium you are talking about is another name in the United States, but on earth, if human beings have no money, it is the saddest thing, let alone I have taken off my clothes, some people can even take off their skin."
"Can no one support them? It's like the king Odin always takes care of all the Asa gods." Thor frowned. In Asgard culture, people would not be skinned or used similarly. Those who desecrate corpses by means are not honorable at all.
Wade rolled his eyes and licked his chapped lips: "I don't know what you are thinking of, but what you see in front of you is the real world. It is easy to die but difficult to live. No one will support you. Glory is not worth mentioning compared to whether it can be eaten or not."
"How can you say Glory is useless?!" Thor glared at him, his clothes looking like a strong man and a man.
Wade didn't panic at all, he just squeezed Thor with his hips: "Do you think you are full of glory? Too much?"
Thor slapped his chest, sweat splashing: "Of course!"
The Golden Retriever mercenary gave a deep smile: "Then sell me some, how much is a cup?"
"..." Thor's mouth was long, and he didn't know how to answer the conversation. He said before that he had glory, but he couldn't get anything out, so he was stunned.
Wade then put his gaze back on the road: "You noticed it yourself, right? Things that can't be traded have no value. Why do you want them if they are not valuable?"
It makes sense, Thor is not good at talking, and now he is speechless.
"Okay, let's not think about that kind of illusory things in the future, follow me, look and learn!" Wade patted his shoulder, but sweated, and quickly wiped his pants a few times in disgust: "I I promise to teach you well, OK? Smile now, the goal is here."
The pink luxury sedan is indeed in front of you, and the disco music of every hit can be heard clearly in the roar of the engine. The low, streamlined body is the same technology style of Stark Industry as always, but this car is produced. In 1984, the product of this old-fashioned technology now has a feeling of turning back in time.
But it’s nice to have a car, what else to pick?
The pink car is either a woman or a gay, so use Thor's shiny muscles to ensure that he can get in the car smoothly.
Sure enough, the car slowed down when it was still 20 meters away from the two of them, and slowly slid to the two of them and stopped. The windows of the car rolled down, and the air-conditioning and perfume scent from inside made Wade feel like a place. heaven.
"Hi, beauties, can you take us a ride?"
Wade kept a smile that he thought was full of charm, bent over and leaned closer to the car window...
Then he was taken aback and took a sharp look. He thought the driver and the passenger seat were two poodles.
It turned out that it was two thin old ladies who were driving. Their white hair was hot into the big curls of the disco era. They were all wearing pink dresses, and the loose skin on their arms was drooping to their elbows.
They were listening to the song while wearing sunglasses, and smiles on their old wrinkled faces.
"Do you want a ride? Boys?"
The old lady in the co-pilot pulled her sunglasses and poked her head out of the car window. Her dim old eyes shot a sharp line of sight from above the lenses, staring at Thor's chest and abdominal muscles.
Wade swore that he saw her secretly swallowing.
"Of course, did the two ladies go along?" Wade took a step back without a trace, pulled Thor over and stood in front of him.
The old lady who drove also stretched her head and looked at Thor's muscles with admiration: "Isn't it summer? My sister and I are going to drive to Miami to enjoy the beach. How about you guys?"
"We are going to visit relatives in New York, but it would be nice to go to Miami first." Wade replied with a smile, and at the same time he blinked Thor secretly, motioning him to start performing muscle jitters.
"???" Thor felt that Wade's eyes were faulty, why kept blinking?
And this is not a beauty at all, is it? Or is it that after decades of not being in the atrium, has the aesthetics here changed?
Wade stepped on his foot and whispered: "Shake! Pectoral muscles!"
"Oh."
Thor recovered and began to perform subconsciously. The sweaty muscle mass went up and down quickly, and the two old ladies were dumbfounded.
"Wow~~~"
They couldn't help sighing. They had lived a lifetime for decades and had never seen such a strong and perfect man.
The long golden hair and the thick beard are matched with this muscle!
Suck!
Wade knew that the plan was successful, he smiled and stretched out his fingers to draw a circle on Thor's chest hair, smiled and winked at the grandmothers, and kept nodding:
"Ohyeah..."
"Don't show it~EbookFREE.me~ Please don't show it, it's too hot, our sisters' hearts can't bear this, get in the car, lads, we will send it wherever you go."
The old ladies blushed and fanned towards the neckline, and the driver who drove pressed the door lock button on the center console, and the automatic door lock on the back seat of the car bounced off.
Wade stabbed Thor with his elbow: "Get in the car, buddy."
After speaking, the two of them planned to dive into the backseat, but at this moment the grandma sitting in the co-pilot said shyly: "I want this strong man to sit in the co-pilot and hug me on the road... ..."
Thor's eyes almost popped out, and he swallowed a little hard, he was not interested in the old woman.
He was about to say no, but Wade asked the lady in the passenger seat, put Thor into the passenger seat, picked up the old lady princess, gently put it in his arms, and gently closed it again. Car door.
"He is yours."
The old lady touched Thor's chest muscles happily.