Chapter 2047: Rehabilitation exercise
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The Death Knell
- Chaos Art Troupe
- 1274 characters
- 2021-01-31 01:07:37
Deadpool discovered the benefit of another experiment, that is, his alcohol consumption has increased significantly. In the middle of the night, Monak went to the guest room to sleep because of his alcohol power. Only three people at the table drank until the next morning.
Gin wine was a bit drunk, and didn't notice that most of the roast beef was eaten by strangulation. When the morning light spilled into the dining room through the window, she saw that there was no food left on the table, so she went back to the master bedroom to rest with satisfaction.
So in the end there are only two brothers left, drinking and chatting.
"What do you plan to do next?"
Su Ming asked his little cousin, if the enemy who reformed him could not be found in a short time, then what is Deadpool going to do next?
Deadpool thought for a while, and then seriously put down the wine glass: "I want to repay you for taking care of me. Even if we are relatives, Wade will pay for it. Unfortunately, I don't have any money now. Give you a split with the old irons."
With his mask lifted up halfway to drink, he just did what he said. He stood up and put on ballet hands by the dining table, and then jumped again and again, splitting in the air, splitting horizontally. He was too polite, and even split several forks. .
He didn't stop until the stitches in the crotch made a torn sound, and sat back at the dining table panting.
"......"
Su Ming sighed secretly.
You shouldn't ask Wade what he wants to do. The cousin has that virtue in his mind. You can never guess what he is thinking.
Who wants to watch the air splits? ! Is this Swan Lake? ! And what's the matter with your eyes waiting for praise? !
Death Knell rubbed his face and pressed the contents of the complaint back to his heart, he casually clapped his hands:
"Since you don't plan to go home to see Vanessa in a short time, and we are both mercenaries, why don't we go to pick up a mission together and let my cousin see your current strength?"
"Yeah, I'm a little sleepy now. Let's go to the Margaret Bar to take orders at night? Or the girls stretched out their hands and found that I was collapsed. Then Vanessa and I will have no face to see. People."
Deadpool listened to mysterious audiences saying that my cousin is very rich. If he performs well, he will have a lot of future tasks. Working for his own family is definitely better than working for outsiders.
But now he wants to adjust his state. Even if he is not ready to meet Vanessa, he can't be ashamed in front of her little sister, right?
"Sleep your MP, get up high."
Su Ming grabbed his cousin’s arm and blew a whistle. The magic floating cloak flew directly and took the two of them out of the window. Instead of flying too far, they entered the mountainous area near the villa.
As the wind echoed in his ears, Su Ming ignored Wade’s fear of heights and continued:
"You said you have been trapped in the prison and other people's experimental sink for a long time, so you can't sleep anymore. Let's go out and do some small exercises to help you recover."
Deadpool pulled off his face mask, and narrowed his eyes: "This wind is so big, big, big, big..."
He is imitating the echo. Although he doesn't know why he thinks the flight will have echo, he is mentally ill.
The cloak did not fly fast. It can be said to be the same speed as a helicopter sightseeing. The green deciduous forest under the feet of the two is also very beautiful. When flying over the treetops, the leaves are still swaying with the wind like green waves.
Soon they arrived at a big river. Not far away was the degrading point of the river. The white waterfall fell like ribbons, making the sound of water.
The current is not urgent, some trout try to swim upstream, jumping wildly near the small waterfall, and just across the river, there happened to be a brown bear drooling, watching the fish.
"Is there still a bear in your territory?" Wade hid behind a bush, took up his mask and feasted on it. He picked off the purple berries and put it in his mouth: "Is it because your uniform is yellow and black? They treat you like a big bee and think there is honey here? How about I call you sweetheart in the future?"
Su Ming ignored these nonsense and came to him in two steps. The two brothers squatted together and whispered, "Didn’t I tell you last night? I bought all the nearby mountains decades ago. Everything on the land is mine legally, and maybe because of this river, there are so many bears in my territory."
"Are bears delicious? Although I remember I often heard about bears eating people, I haven't eaten bears yet."
Wade took out the small pistol that the death knell gave him from his pocket, and stretched out his hand for more bullets.
As a rehabilitation activity, hunting is really good, but if you want to kill an adult male North American brown bear with a 9mm pistol, 12 bullets are definitely not enough.
cousin knows his marksmanship well. He is good at suppressing firepower and strafing, but it may be difficult to hit the bear's eyeballs on the run.
However, the death knell took the gun in his hand, took a saber from his pocket and handed it to his cousin: "What is rehabilitation exercise with a gun? Tell me the key words, exercise."
"Sports." Deadpool blinked.
"Yes, kill it with a dagger. That's sports." Su Ming patted his cousin on the shoulder and pushed him slightly: "You said those bad guys transformed you into the ultimate killing weapon, are you? Don't you want to try your ability?"
Wade sighed ~EbookFREE.me~ turned to the berries in the bushes and said, "Sure enough, my cousin just wanted to test me. You said he was from DC. You never said he might be of Russian descent, and brown bears. Things like fighting shouldn't be considered as an assessment item for American mercenaries, right?"
"Are you serious now?" Su Ming plucked a few fruits and stuffed them into Wade's mouth: "If your mental state is in trouble, why don't I take you to the doctor first?"
"I'm not sick. I've never been better than I am now. The old guys in the live broadcast room are all versatile and they speak nicely. I really like being in it." Wade covered his head and watched warily Cousin, he was worried that his toys would be lost: "Don't tell me, they have all brushed up presents, I will kill the bear."
Su Ming nodded, and then grabbed Wade, who was about to rush over: "You can do whatever you want with the auditory hallucinations, but do you have tactics? You know that compared with the bears, your strength is not dominant."
"The old guys in the live broadcast room gave me a good idea. When I and the bear charge face to face, the relative speed will become very fast, so I only need a sliding shovel to pass under its limbs, and It broke open."
Wade smiled crookedly, and gave a thumbs up, as if he was praising this tactic.
"...Then you go try it."
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