Chapter 2048: Back to New York

　　　　 "Wade Wilson, Deadpool Gundam, attack!"
　　 He didn't know what dirt was possessed. First he uttered a line of shame, and then imitated the sound of ‘咻咻’ flying, and rushed out of the bunker.
　　 The river is still so calm, Wade ran into it, and he planned to wade over.
　　 In an ideal plan, he will show the to the bear, and the other party will be very angry, and therefore will rush to him.
　　 If both sides are running like this, they should meet in the middle of the river. When the time comes, they will use a sliding shovel. The blood and internal organs in the bear's belly will be taken away by the running water and will not stain their new clothes.
　　 Perfect plan.
　　 It’s just that if there is no plot rationality gem, many things will not be transferred by his subjective consciousness.
　　 "Charge! Kill! Gululu..."
　　 He held a dagger in his right hand, his left hand was out of his middle finger, and he screamed and rushed across the river, then sank.
　　 The river was much deeper than he thought, and it passed directly above his head, leaving only a bunch of bubbles floating to the surface from below.
　　 The bear on the other side of the river scratched his ears and turned his head to look here. Both eyes showed a dazed expression. It seemed to have heard something just now, and it felt an inexplicable anger.
　　 But when I turned around, why didn’t I pinch anything?
　　 Forget it, let’s take a look at these fish, and pick a plumper one.
　　 Su Ming, who was still hiding in the bushes behind Wade, sighed. He knew that his cousin would be like this, but it didn't matter, he could run from the bottom of the river, anyway, diving and swimming were also compulsory courses for mercenaries.
　　 But will Deadpool really be as he thought?
　　 The truth is also not true. I saw the water splashing in the middle of the big river, and Wade got out of the water. He assumed a classic Marilyn Monroe posture, jumping into a water ballet like a hibiscus.
　　 For a while, the upper body was twisted back and forth out of the water, and then the legs were out of the water and kicked back and forth. Even with a red and black mask, he could see his face with a smirk like a professional athlete.
　　 "Wade?"
　　 Su Ming tilted his head and called out, feeling very tired.
"Oh!"
　　 my cousin heard it unexpectedly. It seemed that he suddenly remembered his current mission and started swimming towards the brown bear.
　　 When he climbed to the opposite bank with a dagger in his hand, he shook his like a wild dog to shake off the water stains, and the drops of water sprinkled in the sun formed a rainbow.
　　 But the brown bear did not cooperate at all. It did not rush towards him, but stood up vigilantly.
　　Wild animals are like this. Many species will stand upright to increase the visual cross-sectional area and make themselves look bigger, which can scare away many enemies.
　　 Although it was true that Deadpool was washed very clean last night, the night passed, and his rotting body all the time exudes various fragrances.
The sense of smell of bears is generally super sensitive. Among them, the polar bear is even better. The sense of smell is seven times that of dogs. It can smell blood ten kilometers away in a complex environment with heavy wind and snow. The North American brown bear is also not bad. Can smell the sweetness of honey three kilometers away.
　　 The brown bear who is about to eat meets Deadpool, can you let this stuff get close to you?
　　 Seeing that the brown bear did not move, Wade did not intend to change his plan. Anyway, according to the theory of relativity, as long as he speeds up, it means that the opponent slows down.
　　 So Deadpool charged with a shovel on the gravel beach, passing between the two upright legs of the brown bear, and cut off the egg.
　　 "Wow!!!"
　　 A dense array of birds was stunned in the woods, and after being injured, the crazy brown bear and the damned human fought together.
　　 The next second is full of flesh and blood.
　　 The final result was still good. Wade was torn off both arms, but he still held a dagger between his feet, stabbed it through the brown bear’s mouth, destroyed the brain and killed it.
　　 Sniffing the peculiar smell of beasts, he murmured to himself and joked with the non-existent audience, turned over and leaned on the bear's body, trying to fight back again with his feet and arms.
　　 Su Ming came over to help him, and used the stapler to hit his shoulder a few times, helping to fix the fallen arms.
　　Deadpool’s self-healing speed is also like a joke, sometimes it heals super fast, he can let the enemy pull out his arms one by one while fighting. But sometimes healing is very slow, and it takes two or three days for the broken arm to grow out.
　　The ghost knows why, it may have something to do with his own mood.
　　 "Not bad, at least the self-healing ability is well played."
　　 Wade stood up and tried to move his arms, everything was fine except for a little blood in the creaking socket. He took out the dagger from the bear’s mouth, put his hands on his hips into a bull beer posture, and stepped on the bear’s head:
　　 "Cousin quickly take a picture for me, I'll go back to Vanessa...Forget it, I can't show it to her."
　　 As he spoke, he was awkward again. Although he was not dead, but now this person is not a ghost or a ghost, how can he go back to see her?
　　‘What if she sees me now and doesn’t love me? ’
But the cousin seemed to be prepared. He threw the stapler that helped him nail the arm. "It's very simple. Let's go to the Margaret Bar first. You go there to get the surveillance video and find your handsome beauty in the past. Print a copy of the photo and nail it to your forehead."
"Good idea!" Wade's eyes lit up for an instant. He took a knife and cut off one of the brown bear's legs and fought against his shoulders: "What are we waiting for? I know a good cobbler in New York. I will give him this leg. Take it and make a pair of leather underwear to wear next time you swim."
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　　 When the two came to the Sisters Margaret Bar, it was not surprisingly night. Wade wasted too much time with the cobbler. Because the other party said that tanning leather takes time, Wade kept talking about it.
Leaving the leather goods shop, the brothers went to Aff’s house again. Wade and the black blind old lady talked about their recent experiences, and asked her if she knew someone on the road, help him inquire about a pervert named Francis. .
　　 Afu is actually quite enthusiastic, especially after knowing that the person with Wade is the death knell, he started to inquire about Captain America, and also took out the treasured ‘white flour’ and asked him to suck.
　　Su Ming doesn't touch those things. As a tactician, he needs to keep his head clear at all times. Things like narcotic and hallucinogens are definitely not to be played.
　　 The three of them ate popcorn in the basement for a while. Wade took out a game console and plugged in the TV to play. He said that he had a dream since he was a child, that is, playing games with his relatives.
　　 Seeing him so poor, Su Ming played with him in the tank battle for an afternoon. When night fell, the two men ate the microwave bear legs and went to the bar.
　　 When he opened the door, Wade found that the atmosphere was different from the past~EbookFREE.me~ On weekdays, every arrogant mercenary actually gave him a way.
　　 Who does he look at, the other party always keeps his head down and avoids.
　　 At the beginning, he also listened to the rumors in the live broadcast room, thinking that he really had some kind of shock and domineering ability, what he called domineering domineering.
　　 But later discovered that these people are not afraid of him, but the death knell walking beside him.
　　 The black and yellow armor has always had only one owner, and there is no one who even dares to pretend to be. Anyone is afraid of the legend of mercenaries.
　　 After all, this is what the business of respecting the old and loving the young, every successful mercenary is a star held up by the flesh and blood of others.
　　 When he came to the bar, the weasel shrank in a corner and shivered, saying, ‘Can’t see me, can’t see me. ’
　　 But Wade lay prone his hands on the bar counter, grabbed his collar, and pulled the man out. He sat on the bar stool in a squatting posture, with a crooked mouth and a triumphant smile:
"Guess who I am?"
　　 "Wade? I can hear your bitch's voice even if it is rushed into the sewer. Alas, you hurt me..."
　　 The weasel froze for a moment, then spit out bitterly with a wry smile.
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