Chapter 2229: Fun
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The Death Knell
- Chaos Art Troupe
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- 2021-01-31 01:08:04
Visit, take a group photo, eat.
Three of the four were like real fans, and were elated along the way, at least they seemed like that.
Among them, the one who was seriously ill and died soon, also showed a crazy fascination with Batman. She even wanted to lick the virtual projection of the bat with her tongue.
Only the transvestite lady wearing a wig seemed a little absent-minded. She didn't do anything even when she was eating. She just stared at the S mark on her chest forever. Maybe she was annoyed that her fake breast pad was too big.
"Oh, it's really good, it's good, little Lailai, would you like to eat that sandwich?" The little robot in charge of the tour guide temporarily left, allowing a few people to eat in peace, so the pale woman spoke to the wig girl again, her cheeks stuffed He bulged and said vaguely like a hamster: "What, I have a bad appetite? Want to hear a joke? Guess why sharks don't eat clownfish?"
Luther pretending to be a woman already regretted it. He didn't know why he would approve of the clown's mad plan, and the man pretended to be a woman to play some sneak games.
Of course, I don't know why this simple disguise can be mixed into the Justice Hall.
This defense force is also too low, it was not like that when I invaded here last time, it used the door handle of destruction and high-tech teleportation.
"People outside are still working hard for potatoes, and here you can buy relatively fine food at the previous price." Luther picked up his fork and turned over the sandwiches on the plate, which contained lettuce, ham, and fried eggs. He pushed the plate to the clown eagerly, watched the latter and Laughing point feed each other, and took selfies with his mobile phone one after another, and sneered: "This is the bait, the bait to buy people's hearts, it is simple but effective to win over the poor, because They have the largest base."
"You can't guess? Because the clownfish is too'ridiculous' to eat, haha!" The clown didn't seem to listen to what he said at all, but just danced and said his own joke baggage: "By the way, I think how to feed The world, does it have anything to do with us? All you want is Superman, what do you do with so much nosy?"
Luther was silent for a while, and this made Mossy next to him a little scared. In the past, his boss would be unlucky when he was silent in the past. Among the people present, he seemed most unlucky.
But this time is not the past. Luther may have really changed. He looked at the ceiling and sighed, then slightly shook his head to change the subject: "I still can't figure it out. We just changed into women's clothing. Why is it so easy to enter here?"
The clown showed a smile, and the concealer at the corner of his mouth couldn't stop the scary scar. He cut the sandwich in half, squeezed one of the sandwiches with his orchid fingers, stuffed it into his mouth, and muttered. :
"You will always subconsciously complicate the problem. For example, now, you think it will be difficult to enter the Hall of Justice, how many defensive designs, how many sirens, and what electronic programs are like? But these problems can be solved in the simplest way, which is a little trick, plus some personal charm."
Speaking of personal charm, the clown also slapped his hair, deliberately making himself look very nasty. In order to imitate the super girl, he also dyed blond hair, but the hair roots are all green around, which is very strange.
"Speak human language."
Luther always felt that the brain waves of the two did not match up, and the clown was too elusive.
"Hehe, if you don’t understand, you can only blame yourself for having no sense of humor, poor Lailai, okay, who told me to always be kind-hearted? Tell you the correct answer—you walk into the justice hall and subconsciously think you have to deal with it. The Justice League is studying how to conquer their collective creations. But I am different. I know that I only need to pass the level of my bat baby, and it will be unimpeded here."
Luthor, the lady's dress, began to reflect, and the clown said that he was in the mood. This lunatic seemed to be able to see people's hearts.
Is it really that easy to see through yourself?
"Here again, you are here again." The eating clown dropped the knife and fork in his hand and scratched his scalp: "Don't think, don't have so many worries, you just have to smile and follow your heart Just like my instinct will always bring me to Batman, or something he hides, hehe."
"You still didn't say how you passed the test."
Luther calmed down, and he launched his tactics to lean back and leaned on the back of the deck sofa, which was not too soft.
"You don't know about bats, not at all. Do you know how many female villains Gotham gets seriously injured in Batman's hands every year? The answer is zero."
The clown also leaned on the sofa, smiled wittily and began massaging his shoulders, and he continued with a pleasant expression:
"Yes, you heard it right. The number is zero. Do you know why he is also called the Dark Knight. Obviously, the ambush style is more like a ninja or a thief, but they call him a knight, because he always treats the opposite sex. Will keep hands, full of demeanor!"
For some reason, the clown suddenly became unhappy at the end. He squeezed the balloon on his chest under the uniform and let out a dull sound.
There are many people participating in the Gotham game. Naturally, there are males and females. Whenever a male villain hits Batman when he is'working,' the slightest injury is a dozen or so fractures.
And women?
In the past, bad women like Halle, poison ivy, tiger moth, dragonfly, slippery spider, ashes, darla, etc. were caught on the spot by bats when they did big bad things. At most, they were knocked on their heads and stunned. Up.
There is no physical and mental torture, no fear, no sequelae, only the back of their personable bats...
It's really cold, when will the male villain stand up? This is too unfair, right?
But the clown suddenly laughed. Although he always felt that Halle was playing a fake fight with the bat, it was really annoying, but wouldn't it be fun and fun?
Why is it so serious?
"All in all, Lailai, superheroes follow a set of unspoken rules, that is, only women can beat women."
"Although there are eight people in the seven giants of Zhenglian, only the lovely Queen Diana is a woman. We are now pretending to be women, and the biggest danger comes from her."
"But according to my exclusive source, she was thrown into the country of corruption by Batman. The bat left behind. As long as the death knell finds the hidden danger, she will definitely send Diana. Heal, this way...hee."
The clown opened his arms and his eyes widened, which meant that they had no natural enemies in the Justice Hall. UU reading www. uukanshu.com
The trick of pretending to be a woman has a miraculous effect on Batman. The Joker has played an old lady who had a stroke before, a black woman supermarket salesperson, and even exchanged identities with Hallie.
Every time the little bat gets caught.
So as long as it is effective against Batman, all of them can be used to deal with the defense mechanism of the Hall of Justice. Think of this as another bat cave. It's that simple.
"Prince the Clown wants to enter the Bat Cave. Isn’t it as easy as going back to his own home? Little Lailai, now do you understand why the Big Bat and the Mad Bat always target my Batman? Because they all know that as long as they are defeated Bat, the Justice League is vulnerable."
Luther was thinking about it all the time. The clown's thoughts were very strange, and it really made him discover hidden laws that he hadn't discovered in the past. It was really weird.
But I am afraid that the clown has forgotten someone, he must remind:
"You didn't mention the death knell, that death knell that didn't know where the parallel world came from, how should you deal with him? He is sneaking back into the darkness now, maybe at this time eavesdropping on our conversation not far away, Prepare to jump out suddenly and give me a knife."
The clown pushed with both hands and looked very calm:
"This happens to be the last thing to worry about. Do you think if he wants to design us, he will ignore such an obvious loophole in the Hall of Justice? Although I don't know why, the death knell obviously prefers me to play with Batman."
Luther: "..."
The clown was happy. He scratched his chin and closed his eyes comfortably: "He won't interfere with my game, and I am willing to help him occasionally. This is the silent understanding between smart people. When he comes back, he is really crazy..."
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