Chapter 2424: Tianmo
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The Death Knell
- Chaos Art Troupe
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- 2021-01-31 01:08:35
"God! What wrong did I make to punish me like this?!"
At the same time, Tony also clutched his heart, leaning against the dusty table and chairs with a pale face. His brand new high-end suit was covered with dust and vomit, perhaps because he had just rolled on the ground.
But this warehouse has already been bought by him, so he can roll out as he pleases. The drunkard had already gone home with a check to celebrate.
But something unexpected happened. Peter, who also watched the curse video, didn't vomit at all. On the contrary, he dragged the virtual projection progress bar back and forth with curiosity.
"Jarvis, help me... write down the memo. In the future, you will install a device that can vomit inside the suit, turn off the disgusting voice, or give this kid a pair of headphones What."
Tony said with difficulty. He didn't even dare to look directly at the video that Peter was playing with. Instead, he chose to look at the dark corner of the warehouse.
He was fortunate that when he saw the video, he noticed something was wrong with the music at the first moment, and he immediately rolled out of his suit, otherwise it would be troublesome to clean.
The empty shell suit standing by the side raised an arm to play the video, and answered with a mechanical voice:
"Okay sir, the video sound is blocked."
Tony didn't dare to look up. He just looked at Spider-Man's heel and the hamburger leaf he vomited, and asked in a slightly unbalanced way:
"Peter, don't you feel any discomfort? Just the feeling that something in your stomach tickles you?"
Throw it up, you throw it up too, so everyone is the same!
However, the worm’s voice was very relaxed, with some puzzled doubts: "Why is it uncomfortable? This is a video of Deadpool wrestling with a cluster of alien anemones with three heads. I think it’s quite interesting. ."
With his head down, Tony's pupils shrank instantly!
His clever brain and the only remaining reason made him understand, because Peter didn't know what men and women were at all, so he didn't understand the video, and there was no disgusting association in his mind.
Seeing the indescribable disgusting video as a funny video, he can even find fun and comment on it. This is Spider-Man!
Tony only felt bitter in his mouth. Is this the back wave? Just as my appearance caused the older generation of masked police officers to retire in large numbers, I would be shot dead on the beach by the younger generation...
"Then...did you see anything?"
"Well, the playing field seems to be on the moon, because the earth surrounded by blue fluorescent light can be seen outside the background window. There are many black crystals in this big room. Deadpool also slammed it with crystals like obelisks The monster's nostrils are so funny."
Peter didn't know why Tony was vomiting. It was a very interesting video, although he wasn't quite sure whether the two big holes were nostrils, so just take it.
After all, aliens in TV movies should look weird, this is normal.
"Turn off the video, Jarvis." Tony closed his eyes and experienced calming down his emotions, but he vomited again before speaking: "I see, since Deadpool has appeared, then the people outside the camera It must be the death knell. This bad old man is very bad. What kind of horrible plan is this? Is spreading this kind of stuff on the Internet to exterminate mankind?"
Yes, the extinction of mankind, people who have watched this ghost movie will probably have a psychological shadow, and it is estimated that they will not want to reproduce for a long time in the future.
"I don't understand, why are you sure that the death knell is there when you see Deadpool?"
The video was turned off, Xiao Chong still looked a little bit unfinished, and he could see his smile still on his face under the mask.
"I have investigated Deadpool. He is a mercenary. You don't expect him to do such a troublesome thing for no good? And as far as I know he can't fly. Only the death knell he calls his cousin is capable of taking him Send it to the moon, if you are sure it is on the moon."
Tony retched as he spoke, feeling a little pain in the reactor in his chest.
He suddenly thought that maybe he should go for an operation to take out the shrapnel, otherwise next time he accidentally saw Deadpool doing something disgusting, he might be killed on the spot.
The spider scratched his head and recalled what he saw: "It should be right. The height of the air and the time of the fall can calculate the gravity factor, because there is a weightless fighting process in the video. They are in the air..."
"Oh! No! Don't describe it!" Tony stretched out a hand and quickly stopped Peter, turned his head and vomited for a while, and said palely: "I believe you, stop mentioning this matter, go, Let's go to the Stark Tower, and I will take you to the moon."
"Really?!" Peter jumped up happily, and somersaulted like a monkey to celebrate: "You mean you actually have a spaceship, but can you take me for a drive? Is it particularly luxurious like a science fiction movie? It's the kind that can still emit lasers. By the way, can you take a few of my friends?"
However, Tony shattered the child's dream. He wiped his moustache, slowly pacing into the open suit on the side:
"No, I'm going back to the building to find the previously designed graded rocket, and then put you and I into battle suits and tie them to the rocket to launch... But don't worry, the moon is so big, I am It's impossible to miss."
After careful calculations and self-confidence, Tony believes that the suits he made can withstand the wear and tear of the atmosphere, and the heat insulation and heat preservation methods should be no problem.
It’s just that Peter raised another key question. He spread his hands out: "But how do we get back? Your current suit is flying at around Mach 8, which is about 9792 kilometers per hour, maybe even faster in a vacuum. ~EbookFREE.me~ But the average distance between the earth and the moon is 380,000 kilometers, and it takes 39 hours to fly back from the moon..."
Xueba is Xueba, not only constant, but also very fast mental arithmetic. The little spider just opens his mouth.
Iron Man’s mouth tilted to one side, and he was silent for a while:
Jarvis, write another note on the memo. Remember to remind me to hurry up to develop the jump engine.
"Sir, you remembered this five years ago. Do you need to cover or increase the priority? Put it on the top of your schedule for parties and vacations?"
Jarvis provided the service intimately and pointed out some language loopholes, because this is a repeated instruction, and Tony always gives similar repeated instructions.
Every time I let it be written on the memo, after three days of enthusiasm, I left it alone. In addition to developing a new suit, Tony prefers to eat, drink and play.
Seeing Peter's disgusting gaze, Tony's beard trembled: "Don't embarrass me when others are around! You are my smart housekeeper, not a talk show actor, hum! Go home!"
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