Chapter 2456: Time manipulation
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The Death Knell
- Chaos Art Troupe
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- 2021-01-31 01:08:40
Cable looked at the weird courier a little speechlessly, and shook his head slightly, even he knew it was the death knell.
Seeing that the true face of Deadpool didn't vomit, either he was a complete lunatic, or he vomited every day in the past, got used to it, and developed a distorted and abnormal resistance.
Because he himself practiced this way, on a certain timeline that has been abandoned.
Looking at the behavior of Deadpool's initiative to tip out, it should be the latter. After all, this is famous for his unscrupulous, only a little generous to the familiar.
Want to fool Deadpool? It's easy to say, just find someone to pretend to call customer service and lie to him about what prize he won. Since then, there has been a dedicated courier service.
Winning, limited, exclusive, discount.
These words were temptations that Deadpool could not resist, and he would definitely agree.
But in fact, this exclusive courier should be a stalker arranged by the Supreme Master, an agent who has undergone professional training.
But Deadpool didn't know that he was under the watch of ‘Big Brother’, but on the contrary, he still felt that express delivery was very convenient...
Shaking his head, he decided to ignore the matter between the two brothers. The strong man carried the big gun again, and his iron hand was placed on the shoulder of the dead waiter who counted the money: "You probably won't be able to drink this wine tonight. Do you know why I chose to meet you here?"
"Isn't it because it's remote enough that all black and black movies are shot here?" Deadpool put on his mask again, his small white eyes blinked, looking very simple, and then he laughed strangely: "Tease you Playing, I think it’s because you covet my beauty."
After speaking, he twisted and danced a hula.
"..." The cable was speechless. When he was interrupted by Deadpool, he suddenly forgot what he was going to say, so he could only try to squeeze words out between his teeth: "There will be a Skru Fake reunion members will pass by here, they will want to kill you, then you will know."
"Wait, this place is so remote, why do you encounter alien enemies by chance?"
Deadpool squinted his eyes, and he felt something was wrong.
"In fact, it is not a coincidence. It is foreshadowing that you and Domino met. Now many people want to catch the Super Scroo squad, so they can meet them as a kind of ‘good luck’, and you are lucky enough."
Wade turned to look at the panda girl, Domino spread out: "I said, this is super power."
"Isn't it your arrangement for me and Domino to meet?" Deadpool sighed and rubbed his finger towards the cable: "If you didn't change the timeline, I shouldn't be here. Look, do you mean it? meaning?"
"It’s not interesting, the history I know is the changed history, and your presence here is the end of the timeline. No matter where you hide now, the people of Scroo who represent the big bounty will be met by you. Now, this is the inevitability of countless accidents and the application of chaos theory in mathematics."
Electric cable put down his arm and patted Deadpool's little hand asking for money.
"I don't understand your ghost theory. Tell me about the bounty in detail." Deadpool's eyes changed to a $ sign, and he was still a little interested in this.
The one-eyed and dark brawny knew this, and he smiled slightly: "I can only say that now it is the famous billionaire who is hunting down this team of Skrulls, your old friend Tony Stark, and I don’t use the rest. Did you teach it?"
"Hearing the name of this mustache, I knew that the trouble was coming again, how should I spend so much money? Hehehe..." Wade laughed like crazy, even with his fingers uncontrollably He made a very six plus seven gesture: "When will they arrive? Let me bury a mine first!"
"3..."
"Three minutes? It should be enough." Deadpool rummaged in his pocket, took out the little yellow duck, mayonnaise, tickles, teeth sticks and other debris.
"2......"
"Isn't it? It's not so old-fashioned? Although the countdown is a classic stalk, it's not suitable for playing now. Why didn't you tell me earlier?" The plastic banana in Deadpool's hand fell to the ground, and he rolled out. Some distance.
"It's late, people are already here, I'll take a step ahead, in the future, it's best not to participate in front-line combat, you know."
As soon as the cable tapped the belt, the "Brin" disappeared, only the blue light remained on the retinas of the three.
"I don't understand! Fak!"
Seeing half a team of Avengers turning out of a street corner not far away, and when they found that the three of them were blocking each other's road in the alley, Deadpool shook his head, he picked up the little yellow duck on the ground and squeezed it.
The rattle broke the peace of the night.
He looked at the Captain America headed across from him: "You are Scroo, right? Everyone's head is worth money? I have no other meaning, just don't want to confess the wrong person in vain. I still have activities tonight."
The people on the opposite side were obviously taken aback. The person in the lead had a smiling face and wanted to come up and talk, but the smile hardened on his face.
"You saw it through, Deadpool, originally we just wanted to pass here, but now we have to kill you! Let's do it!"
After the other party finished speaking in standard English, the leader waved his hand, and these fake heroes suddenly rushed over, and the bullets, bows and arrows, and shields all greeted Deadpool's face.
Wade rolled around with a lazy donkey and hid behind Domino. Sure enough, he did not threaten his attack at all, but he found that he seemed to be pitted by the electric cable again.
Originally, these aliens just wanted to get in there, but because of their own questioning, they turned into a direct war.
The cable guy must be hiding something.
But there is no way to get angry, because it's all money. Isn't it ecstatic to catch people before selling to Tony? One person is set at one million, there are five here, even if they are divided into three people, that is a lot.
"Fuck them!" Deadpool greeted the outsiders and Domino to go together, three on five, a great advantage.
He drew his long knife and rushed out, jumping towards the captain of the United States who had thrown out his shield with his bare hands!
Spin in the air, smile, and shoot.
A certain mercenary planned well, first jump to a sufficient height, and then use the falling gravitational acceleration to make a lightning-fast ‘strike Huashan’!
However, in the next second, he flew upside down.
Because although it looks the weakest without the shield, the Super Scroo Warrior is not the real captain. The one with proper physical fitness is an alien elite.
With a punch of dozens of tons of strength, Wade made a deep gully on the ground, and plunged into the garbage dump at the other end of the alley, and there was the sound of crackling fractures.
Fortunately, Inez is strong enough, she can contend with aliens in terms of strength, and at the same time, dominoes with great luck continue to create favorable accidents~EbookFREE.me~ finally created opportunities for Wade.
He picked up an open can of spinach in the garbage dump, lifted a corner of the mask, tilted his neck and poured it into his mouth, then chewed desperately.
"Oh!"
He muffled vaguely, waving his arms like a butterfly stroke, motioning for the two women to make room for him.
Although it was only the first day of cooperation, the three of them had a tacit understanding, and the two women flashed to the left and right, revealing him.
At this time, Deadpool had already torn off the mask while running, and then spewed out the chewed green flying objects in his mouth with his rotten true face, accompanied by saliva and bleeding gums, and smeared the faces of the people on the opposite side.
Victory or defeat had already been decided at this moment, because all the people in Skrew vomited and fell to their knees and lost their fighting power.
Seeing green spinach, I think of their own green skin, and then think of being chewed by a deadpool. The faster the brain, the more nauseous it is, and it is impossible to resist this mental attack... ..
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