Chapter 2471: Armed forces behind enemy lines
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The Death Knell
- Chaos Art Troupe
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- 2021-01-31 01:08:42
"Strange, where did the two of them go?"
The Deadpool, who had received the Symbiote Venom, felt that he was doing it again, and killed the carbine, ready to fight Inez and others for hundreds of rounds.
But something strange happened. He knocked on the door for a long time and no one opened it. He stuffed the symbiote from under the door to let it see, but said that there was no one in the house.
"Could it be that the two female ghosts who ran the sheets with me before?" Wade leaned on the handrail of the stairs and squinted his eyes to analyze: "No, when they lick their ears and make love, their earwax smells like living people." ?"
As his thoughts were broken, corresponding memories appeared in his mind, and this special gameplay almost vomited the venom.
After the venom came to the earth, it possessed multiple hosts. After digesting their memories, they digested their bodies, thinking that they knew something about the human species.
But now Deadpool's various performances are breaking through its cognitive limit, as the more memories in his mind are read, the more Venom feels that he is going crazy.
Humans cannot be so disgusting, at least they should not...
Also, as a symbiote, when did you begin to have the concept of nausea? !
Thinking carefully and terrifying, it's like this man in red and black tights has poured the definition and rules of ‘disgusting’ into his own DNA sequence along with that rancid brain...
‘No, I have to escape, this cargo is too dangerous, I can’t stand it! ’
Today is imposing a disgusting concept, so what will it be tomorrow? If this continues for a few more days, how much combat power will I have in the end?
Venom thought silently, preparing to get away.
"Talking to you, why ignore me?" Deadpool patted his shoulder and saw that the venom didn't respond, and then took out the knife to cut off his deltoid muscle: "You symbiote shouldn't be awkward. Can you still communicate with me in the nervous system!"
"...Hey."
In order to gain time to get away, Venom imitated it in shame. It suddenly felt that it had lost something precious. If there were tears, it should be at this time.
Where did Deadpool learn about the capabilities of the Symbiote family? Why is there no memory of these in his mind? It's all disgusting stuff, but remember clearly...
And why does the symbiote have to babble? !
"That's probably because it was too lazy to care about you." Just as Wade was talking to himself, there was a response sound in the darkness, and I saw the electric cable go down the stairs upstairs and walked slowly out of the darkness. , As if waiting for Deadpool all the time.
"Are you a reporter? Don't tell me you've been shooting secretly under the door, then I have to divide the money." Deadpool embraced his chest with his hands and slapped his toes on the ground.
"I don't look at things that make me unable to eat, and I'm very satisfied with my current figure." Dunk rolled his eyes and came to Deadpool: "Aren't you curious where Inez and Domino have gone? Think about Domino’s good luck, where do you think they will be?"
"Wait, it, the check is gone!"
Deadpool touched himself quickly, then raised his hand and rubbed his face, revealing an expression of pain:
"I said why they were so proactive. They caressed my whole body when they walked in, helped me take off my pants, and then shattered my waist and lost consciousness. The two of them knew each other before, and this acted a set to put me in. ! So in an office building, they would easily put down their guns at each other..."
Denso laughed, patted Deadpool on the back, and then added: "Domino’s good luck is enough for her to accomplish many impossible things in the middle of the night, such as which branch suddenly decided to open 24 hours today, etc., They should have taken the money to a Cuban beach holiday now, what are you going to do?"
Wade sighed, then walked silently in the corridor for a few steps, scratching his butt, and found that the existence of the symbiote made him tear his skin very troublesome.
The dim light in the corridor illuminates the graffiti on the wall. He should have known that a beautiful woman like Inez would not live in such a shabby place. This is a daily rented house or an empty house without an owner. It is a'studio' .
They all knew themselves, and at the beginning they showed a clear good impression of themselves, but in fact they came to themselves.
"Forget it, a total of five million, I should have allocated around 1.6 million, plus the 100,000 you gave me, but this is what I usually spend in Hellfire Nightclub for two days." He Spreading his hands, he showed a relieved look: "You can make more money if you don't have any money, but I think it's worth the money spent on them. I've never been so happy."
"Not angry?" The cable went downstairs with his arm around Deadpool's shoulder and patted his head.
"Angry? No, I'm too happy. I didn't know they could act like this." Deadpool hooked the cable with his backhand, and the two brothers walked out of the building nicely: "Next time I see them, I will pay If you want to play role-playing with them, just play the script of'The male infiltrating investigator is caught and tortured', hehehe..."
Denso nodded. This is the Deadpool he knew, who always had infinite tolerance for beautiful women.
And everything went according to plan.
"You can't explain to your girlfriend when you go home empty-handed?" Dian Su thought for a while, and asked his stinky friend under the street lamp: "I have a job here. Are you interested?"
"Yeah! Good brother! Of course I am interested. I haven't taken care of Vanessa's little sisters' business this week. She will be unhappy if she knows." Deadpool agreed, the small eyes on the mask squeezed. Squeeze: "I accepted your commission no matter what it was. Speaking of which, I just picked up a symbiote. I am super strong now!"
The electric cable took out the transmission belt and fastened it to Wade, rotating the scale on it:
"Very well, I know a place where the Skrulls get together, so I'll send you there, kill them, sell them to Tony, and count the money."
"Wait, you're not with me?" The white eyes on Deadpool's mask blinked, and he raised his hands like a gymnast, letting the electric cable help him operate.
"I've said that people in the future are not suitable to participate in your affairs, you know." The electric cable patted the button of the transmission belt, looked at the light disappearing in front of the eyes, and said quietly to the afterimage: "Because death knell is not allowed ......"
In the second half of the sentence, Deadpool didn't hear him, he just shouted at the moment of transmission:
"I don't understand it!"
In the next second, he saw about seven or eight hundred Skrews surrounding him.
This should be the inside of a spaceship. The people of Skrull here are having a meeting in the main square. The captain standing on the high platform was a little dazed by the sudden appearance of Deadpool, and asked him in standard London English: "You don't understand. what?"
"Uh... I don't understand why you don't let me help you invade the earth?" Deadpool swallowed. There are too many Skrulls here, and they are all tall and strong. Super Scroo fighter, I am afraid I can't do it by myself.
The Skull on the high platform tilted his head: "Who are you? Could it be that...you are an earthling?!"
As soon as these words were spoken, the surrounding strong men instantly took out their weapons, and those high-tech guns were all aimed at Wade, the sound of charging like a swarm of bees flying.
However, Deadpool just smiled crookedly. UU reading www.uukanshu.com
The other party's words revealed a message that they couldn't tell if they were a human being on earth, so they could operate it.
"You are a human being on Earth, and your whole family is a human being on Earth!" As he said, he lifted his mask and pointed to his face: "Have you seen such a human on Earth?!"
"Oh!!! It's you! The monster that appeared in the online video!!!"
The Super Skull is indeed an elite. Although he still felt nauseous, he just retched, but didn't vomit it out. He could even talk to Deadpool. The leader of Skrrew recognized this indescribable creature.
"Monster? YouTM... Okay, yes, it's me, this is your base? Let me help you train and secure the earth within three days. All you need is my commission."
Deadpool put on his hood, and found that the disgusting tactics were ineffective after testing.
He has a super invincible plan to sneak into the enemy’s back, ensuring that while the Earth’s crisis is resolved, he can also make a fortune from these aliens...