Chapter 2472: Grasshopper

From the perspective of Deadpool, the Skulls are like packs of moving gold coins, which are about to roll into their pockets. If everything goes as he planned, things will become very simple.
However, the Skull captain did not think so. The tall figure on the command seat under the light waved his hand and ordered loudly:
"Super Scroo, kill him."
"Yes, sir."
The brawny men surrounding Deadpool responded with a bang. Among them, a warrior was very conspicuous. His right fist was flame, his left fist was ice, his left foot was air current, and his right foot was rock. The ghost knew how it was made.
Only a handful of Super Scroo people were born naturally, such as the previous generation of Scroo emperor Dorrek VI (Dorek VI), today's Scroo Fourth Fleet Commander Karl Root (Klrt), and the most famous "Xiao Hao" "Ke", named myself Theodore "Teddy" Altman (Theodore "Teddy" Altman), his real name is actually the child of Dork VIII.
Most of the remaining Super Skulls are the creations of laboratory genetic engineering, and they don't even have a name.
According to legend, 90% of the offspring of inbreeding humans will have various genetic diseases, or simply low-energy children, but there is a 10% probability that they may be super geniuses.
Gene sequence is something like the Skrew people, who are carbon-based creatures. They especially value the purity of blood. They marry each other in the royal family. This is the origin of the first Super Skrew.
An accident of the birth of a genius may be reproduced countless times through technology.
So later they modified the DNA through the incubator and mass-produced the technology of Super Scroo, which is the application of this theory.
Different from normal bisexual reproduction, this kind of ‘big glass jar’ cultivation uses the genes of a single individual. Generally speaking, Karl Root’s somatic cells are used today.
In short, the process is very simple. Through genetic technology, one somatic cell is changed into an egg, and the other somatic cell is changed into a tadpole, and then they are combined and quickly spawned in a liquid like green soda.
Any combat ship above the Scru cruiser level will carry these production equipment along with the ship. As long as the number of original cells in the reserve is sufficient, they can increase their personnel indefinitely.
The guys on these assembly lines are naturally not as tyrannical as the original version, but the victory is that the output can be guaranteed.
It usually only takes 24 hours to go from the embryonic state to the full maturity and be able to kill the enemy on the battlefield. Of course, after all, it is a biological experiment, and it is common for the production to fail or accidents.
Like the place where Deadpool is now, it is the interior of a certain battleship. Just looking at the spacious meeting room like the Arc de Triomphe Square, you know that this ship is not small.
The Super Scroo produced on the assembly line is not particularly smart, but Wade doesn't understand these inside stories. He only thinks that this guy with full light effects may be different.
He waved his hand again and again, covering his to stop him: "Wait, we were still good friends just now, why did you kill me?"
"Your video makes us unable to eat and affects the strength of the glorious Screw army. Do you say you deserve to die?" The commander raised his chin slightly and replied with inexplicable arrogance: "Remember, kill. Your person is me, Noble Scroo, Captain Ak\'stak of the Royal First Fleet Special Operations Squad!"
After speaking, he waved his hand and motioned to the Super Scroo fighters to start.
Deadpool's head turned aside, and he sighed: "Brother Meng, this slot is too much, I don't know how to vomit, why is this alien also named Stark? He is still an American The captain's "pounce"? In addition, he said that he was the one who killed me, but let his subordinates do it?"
It's a pity that he doesn't have the ability to pause, and in the next second he will be overwhelmed by various intensive attacks, flames, cosmic energy, lasers, plasma, live ammunition, these aliens use everything.
A deep hole was punched out on the deck of the ship, and when the smoke dissipated, only a pile of burnt meat sauce remained at the bottom of the hole.
"Report sir, the enemy has been wiped out." The leading super soldier, the one whose arms and legs are all elemental, reported loudly to Akstark.
"Very well... wait, behind you, he is standing up again!" The captain pointed to the big guy behind him.
It turned out that in the smoking pit, Deadpool in a torn uniform stood up again. His head was not fully grown, but he just had a mouth.
"Who turned off the light?" Because the self-healing light had reached the position of the nose, Deadpool could only use his nostrils to look at people temporarily: "By the way, I think I can rescue it. Is it convenient for you to call a white car?"
"Kill him!" With an order, the Screw people attacked again, Wade swayed in the wind like rags, and then exploded into pieces.
"Report sir, the enemy has been eliminated." The element master repeated it again.
"Oh, it hurts. Your mother never told you not to point your gun at someone who can't kill? Not to mention this battleship, even if it hits flowers and grass, it's not right, let alone I am better than a red rose. And a passionate dead waiter. I usually like to help others the most. I also like to drink and beauties. By the way, what is your queen’s last name? Is she married? Does she mind being by me?"
Without Aka's reminder this time, Deadpool himself had already spoken. His self-healing speed was faster than last time. At least this time, an eyeball has grown in a short period of time, that is, there is no Sky Spirit cover on his head.
"Bang, bang, bang!" Now the Screw soldiers didn't need to remind, and immediately launched another attack on the slut, covering the fire.
The entire conference hall was filled with smoke, like a fairyland on earth.
"Report sir..."
"I just said don't shoot indiscriminately, my comrades, your problem is very serious! If you look at it, just say you, the magma in your hand has dropped again."
Before the words were finished, the voice of Deadpool came from behind him, and the man in tattered body walked out of the fire as if the Terminator appeared on the scene, entwined with the scorch of heat and gunpowder smoke.
Speaking of the scene that should have been very popular, it was a pity that he had a long mouth, and saw his head tilted and his mouth opened:
"Humans are born to their mother, and the Scroo are born to Scroo's mother. Do you have a super Scroo's mother?"
"what!!!"
The Super Scroo fighters blushed, everyone knows that they don't have a mother.
So these people fired frantically again, all kinds of super powers were turned on, and the meeting room was completely blown up immediately, and a red alarm was lit on the battleship.
"Boom boom boom!!!" Xu Jin's barrage unfolded.
"Hey, I fell down. Hey, I stood up again. What do you say?" Deadpool was beaten to flesh, but after the other side ceased fire, he instantly recovered from his feet and jumped up to the cheerful Samba:" In fact, whenever I am naked, I think about some philosophical questions. Do you think that the burritos should have chili sauce or mustard?"
"Boom boom boom!!!" Firepower covered again.
"Why are you so serious? Isn't it okay to smile? Yes~EbookFREE.me~ You made me! Hahahaha!!!" Thanks to the help of Venom, Deadpool's self-healing speed is so fast now Surprisingly, he became immortal in the full sense, but his stomach was a little hungry, so first play role-playing to distract and see if he can fool his stomach.
Venom actually didn't want to help him. Such a cheap host deserved it and died!
But if the enemy is a Skull, that is another situation. If a is captured by them or loses combat effectiveness, how can he get out after being stripped and captured?
The symbiote and host are now grasshoppers on a rope, and if Deadpool suffers, the venom can't escape.
The people on earth may have nothing to do with it, but the high technology of the Skrulls may harm it.
But why doesn't this guy break through? Is it really necessary to talk to the enemy back and forth like this?
"Yeah, I now have a symbiote, there is no need to play complicated plans with them, and it's done!" Deadpool suddenly had an epiphany, picked up a broken metal plate with sharp edges from the ruins, and launched a countercharge.