Chapter 2625: Hot rubbish

"Don't come here! I warn you!"
In the eternal burning hell, some different scenes appeared today. The lord Mephisto, who always slumped his head in the past, was very energetic at this time.
He was walking around his obsidian throne and a figure peek-a-boo, his face was full of disgust, and he retched from time to time as he kept running.
"I chase you, if I chase you, I will treat you hehehe..."
The other so-called figure is the Deadpool dressed as a beautiful girl Sailor Moon in a sailor suit.
At this moment, he has taken off his mask, and a pair of yellow pantyhose on his forehead is used as a double ponytail wig. The gesture points to Mephisto.
The Lord of Hell didn't want to hey this disgusting rotten meat, nor did he want to be rotten meat. Today, he finally felt the fear of being dominated by indescribable things.
Mephisto can be considered well-informed when he speaks. Although he is indeed not as high as a'beast', he has also caught up with the end of the first generation of gods war, that is, Gaia sacrificed himself to help Oshutu and Jiu. The gods defeated Sithorn and Gaset in the battle.
As a demon, Lao Mo was originally on the removal list of the East Star Goddess, but he was very clever, and immediately changed to the sect of'Death'. Like him, there are several other lords.
This is considered as saving one's life, participating in the cycle of life and soul, and Aoshutu can no longer intervene in the already formed system.
For hundreds of millions of years since then, Mephisto has been sitting in his own hell, watching the joys and sorrows of the world, the ups and downs, and deceiving countless humans on earth, sending clean souls to death.
But he had never seen such a disgusting thing as Deadpool!
Is this really human?
From the feel of the soul, yes, the size and soul strength of Deadpool are completely ordinary humans.
But the point is that this product does not do personnel affairs at all!
Not long ago, he and Loki found Mephisto together, and they wanted to let the Lord of Hell release them to resurrection. Not only did he bring out the death clock cousin to scare Lao Mo, he also said that if he kept him, he would contact other Lords of Hell. Let's make trouble together.
But Lao Mo was scared? The supreme mage is strong, but his dimension is not yet the turn of human beings in the main dimension!
And you have already stated your plan. Can Mephisto give you a chance to implement it?
He used his power on the spot, taking the soul of Deadpool in his hands, preparing to squeeze and round.
However, something terrible happened. Deadpool's soul had a different feel. Holding him was like pinching a pile of pus and blood mixed with vomit. He has a strong'disgusting' attribute. , And even reached the conceptual level.
Mephisto immediately let go, but even so, the slimy touch of squeezing the dung lingered in his heart, so that it left a psychological shadow, and he would retire when he thought of it.
He would often open the human soul and take out the contents to play with it. It stands to reason that no dirt should be able to affect him. But Deadpool was different, the disgusting feeling seemed to have been poured directly into Lao Mo's mind and soul, even unable to resist.
No way, Mephisto called his men again, threw Deadpool into the Hell Furnace to flush, and then arranged for someone to sentence him to punishment.
However, after a while, a demon who vomited and cried came back to report, saying that the soul of Deadpool had nothing to do, and he was performing a water ballet in the magma with bare buttocks. The disgusting feeling spread along the magma and heat. All the staff and souls in were thrown up.
If this continues, the entire will be contaminated, the magma will be replaced by everyone's vomit, and it will be over!
Mephisto was silent for a long time, so he could only temporarily give up cleaning Deadpool's soul, and instead planned to lock him in a place where the sky would never be seen, or seal him up with magic.
However, it is also useless.
Deadpool complained to the air that it was too sad after encountering Thanos, and the script could not be performed.
So an ‘old man with hair loss in the house wearing brown sunglasses’ suddenly appeared in the seal and presented Deadpool with a gem of ‘story continuity’.
With this gem, Deadpool can ‘cut out’ useless ‘pictures’ from the ‘cause’ to the ‘effect’.
For example, in the previous page, he was stabs the ground with the dry skin that fell off his body, and in the next page, he came out of the seal. Anyway, the audience didn't like to watch the lock picking process, so just delete it.
It's so reasonable.
Can't kill, wash can't be white, can't be trapped, now the situation is reversed, and Wade is chasing Mephisto.
It's not that he can't escape from by himself, but he has to do it after receiving Loki's orders. This is the professional ethics of mercenaries.
Besides, it's useless for the soul to escape from hell. He still wants to change himself from Lao Mo to a new body with ‘some specialties’. After all, a lot of girls are still waiting for him.
Mephisto tried all the methods he could think of, but he couldn't do anything with the current Deadpool. Loki had been watching from a distance with a smile, as if watching the excitement.
"If you get close to me, I, I will kill Loki! She is your hirer, right? If I kill her, you won't get paid!"
Maybe she laughed too arrogantly, and Lao Mo, who was running around the throne, suddenly pointed the finger at the hirer.
Deadpool stopped his footsteps, with a pensive expression on the rotten face, tilted his head and thought:
"Well, this is really a problem... But the environment in is too bad, my is so dry that it looks like a tree trunk in the dry season in Africa. Watch the lively transgender gods over there Ah, do you think of a way to pay in advance? Do you have a Bitcoin account?"
However, Loki is not a vegetarian either. She smiled evilly and opened her lips without panic:
"Now that the Twilight of the Gods is over, and thanks to Mephisto's previous'generosity', I am now a'living man' with a physical body. Kill me? Then I have to thank him, because then my soul will be According to the'Death Assignment', I will automatically go to the underworld of Heim. If I have to deduct me, I will cross the line."
"It's great, you dark people always have a backup plan." Deadpool sighed a little enviously, pressed his fingers down his belly button, and bounced the blood-stained mud aside, looking at his face with a gloomy look. The uncertain lord: "How? Lao Mo, do you stoop to pick up the soap from the ground? Or let me and my employer be resurrected?"
At some point, a piece of pink soap appeared on the ground between Lao Mo and Deadpool.
There are demons in hell, and they also want to live. Although they are basically shirtless with red skin, at least they wear a loincloth.
If you have cloth, you need to wash it, so it makes sense to have soap in hell, right?
"You won this time, Loki, but we will have time to play slowly in the future." Mephisto was exhausted and raised his paws to express his confession. He can live to this day, relying on being able to bend and stretch: "Yes. Thor, Amora, Deadpool, whether the three of you can be resurrected is not my final say. I can only send you to another place to ask for the opinions of an existence."
"That's all right? Anyway, I'm very confident in my eloquence, and your leader should like me too." Wade nodded, and the golden double ponytail wig on his head swayed reasonably: "However, Rocky, is he going to sign a supplementary agreement with us to prevent remorse? You magicians should understand this better, right?"
"I'm already ready. UU reading www.uukanshu.com" Rocky rubbed his fingers, and a contract suddenly appeared, slowly floating in front of Mephisto.
The lord looked at the contract, then glared at Loki angrily, and then pressed his handprint.
Then he just waved his hand as if he didn't want to see Deadpool, and the flames of gushed from the black ground to form teleporters, throwing Wade directly out of hell.
"Puff!"
In the next second, Wade found that he had fallen into the cold water. He immediately took off his clothes and started scrubbing himself. After all, he wanted to see Lao Mo's boss. I don't know who it was. Wouldn't it be more polite after washing for nothing?
I could wash halfway, and turned my head inadvertently, only to find that there was a beautiful woman in a black tulle bathing in the pool. The woman was still staring between the legs of Deadpool, and secretly swallowing her saliva.
Wade smiled confidently, and danced an elephant dance on the spot. He thought he was handsome and tilted his head as if the dried avocado had been gnawed by a dog:
"Hi, beauty, how many times do you send?"
The woman was stunned for a moment, and then she chuckled, her cold face was like a hundred flowers in full bloom, she stretched out her white arms and opened her arms to make an invitation:
"Do you have the guts? Do you know who I am?"
"You are a woman and I am a man. It's that simple. Does other status matter? Besides, if you ask me how much money I have, I will answer no, but you have to ask the courage..."
Wade grinned, and immediately swam towards each other like a dog, and jumped out of the water like a dolphin. It is reasonable to speak while swimming:
"My dead waiter, Wade Wilson, is notoriously brave! Take it, Electric Light Spiral Silver Snake Diamond!"
"Ah~~~!" The mysterious woman made a strange voice.