Chapter 2728: Unexpected hostage

Chapter 2728 Unexpected Hostage
"Grandmaster."
Seeing the death knell approaching, Xiao Wang nodded and said hello, staggering the position by the way, so that Su Ming could see what he was talking to.
It is a duck, about 80 cm tall, a duck man in a suit and tie.
Su Ming had heard a high-pitched voice before, thinking it was Xiao Wang who found a female prisoner, and the hero was coming to save the United States.
But unfortunately this is another situation. The voices of cartoon funny characters are also shrill.
At this time, the duck was locked in a cell, and the white feathers all over his body looked as gray as it was, and he was very spiritless.
He wanted to let Xiao Wang let him out, but the talking duck made the mage more vigilant.
"Isn't this Howard's strange duck? How did it fall into the hands of the heir?" Su Ming recognized the duck, but he was right to think about it. The duck man should also be regarded as an animal totem.
He waved his hand and motioned to Xiao Wang to untie the duck and get it out.
Duckworld (duckworld) is another dimension. There is a race of ‘duck people’ living there. They are the same as the earth in all aspects, except that people are ducks and ducks are people.
Strictly speaking, the Howard Strange Duck is still a high-dimensional creature, but it is weak.
He should be a resident of Earth 616, because he was the demon King Thorg, trying to use magic to descend from his dimension to the main dimension, and accidentally affected the duck world, which caused Howard to fall into the'reality bond', from the other end of the bond. , That is, fell out of the swamp vortex in Florida on Earth 616.
From then on, he didn't even think about going home. Instead, he settled on Earth 616, drove a taxi at night, worked as a detective during the day, and worked very hard.
"Do you know me?" The duck swayed out of the cage, flapping his suit and feathers: "God duck, I thought I was going to die. Fortunately, I persuaded the monsters to think I was a seagull. , Eating marine garbage every day for a living, the body is full of toxins."
Weird Duck has human-like limbs, but covered with white feathers and a duck's head. He reached out and shook hands with the death knell, almost squeezing out two tears.
"You are safe. It just so happens that the ultimate Spider-Man in your world is here. He will take you back soon." Su Ming took out a cigarette and threw it to the duck to calm his emotions: "But you haven't Answer my question, why are you in the dungeon of the successor family?"
The strange duck who got rid of the shackles used magic to create a small flame, lit the cigarette and took a deep breath, and said very depressed: "This is a long story. Are you from the parallel world? I said that you don't necessarily listen. Understand."
Howard Strange Duck is a knowledgeable person. After all, they are all locked up here, and the ghost knows which parallel world this is.
"Let's talk about it first, I'm the Supreme Mage." Su Ming floated cross-legged in the air, and pulled the collar of the cloak to prove his identity from the side.
Howard Strange Duck knows a little magic. It was taught to him by Doctor Strange of 616. After all, he is a dimensional creature. He has a little talent in this aspect.
Powerful magic is useless, but the basic shield spells and ignition magic have been learned, so Howard the Duck has something to do with Taj Kama.
Oh, there is no Taj Kama on Earth 616. Everyone is dead long ago. Monak who had a relationship with him is dead. Only Strange and Xiao Wang are left.
This kind of poor relatives who only care about their own life and gave up their ancestors for nearly a thousand years still don't think it is good, then it will be fine.
The duck heard the death knell, and there was nothing to hide. Then everyone walked out and told the tragic story.
In fact, it's not so miserable, because the 616 Captain America is dead, right? Therefore, the Howard Strange Duck, who was not registered in the Civil War, was considered an unregistered faction and was wanted.
It's not that he didn't want to register, mainly because the clerks thought he was a duck and had no social security account and could not prove his identity, so he refused to register.
Guai Duck wants to reapply for the social security account, but another group of staff thinks that the information he provided is not comprehensive enough to prove that he is a duck born in the United States, so he must first apply for a nationality certificate.
He went to deal with nationality again, but the new staff said again that the United States has no precedent for granting nationality to ducks. If you really want American citizenship, you must either marry an American or invest a certain amount.
So he was going to discuss the marriage with his girlfriend and his girlfriend’s ex-boyfriend, but the ex-boyfriend had to blame Duck for marrying him, otherwise he would have to him to death, because he is a duck and not a human. Protected by law.
The scared Howard Strange Duck began to find a way to prove that he was an individual, and went to the hospital for biological identification.
But he does not have medical insurance and cannot afford the cost. If he wants to apply for medical insurance, he must first submit a tax certificate.
And to issue a tax certificate, you have to...
As he spoke, Howard weird the Duck tears, because it is too difficult to prove that he is an individual in the United States.
"So you have been wandering between major government departments these years, and you have to avoid the Immigration Bureau and the Skyhammer Bureau from making trouble for you, and you can't let your girlfriend's ex boyfriend catch you, right?"
Su Ming's expression is very complicated~EbookFREE.me~ It is a kind of embarrassment that wants to laugh but is embarrassed to laugh.
"Yes, I usually drive a taxi to make money, lest I starve to death on the street." Guai Duck sighed, the hydrophobic feathers didn't touch the tears at all, which was pretty good.
"Then you were caught here by the heirs who smelled the totem." Su Ming knew that taxi drivers in New York were the most prone to accidents.
Especially at night sports cars, there are often African-Americans with bulging arms to stop the car, saying that they are going to the highlands or somewhere on the Hudson River, which is a remote place where there is absolutely no one in the middle of the night..... .
"Just as you said."
Guai Duck lowered his head and spread his hands. In fact, he was thinking about going back to his hometown now, but he couldn't let go of his girlfriend.
His girlfriend Chloe is 19 years old this year. She is a very beautiful Latina model. Although she is drugged, alcoholic and swearing, and every time she goes to bed with Howard, she has to take her ex-boyfriend to play with, but she is a good girl.
The death knell rolled his eyes and remembered something, then he patted the duck on the shoulder and said kindly:
"This matter is actually very easy to solve. I will help you tell Spider-Man in a while, and Parker Industries will take care of it all for you."
"But the law stipulates..."
Although Guai Duck was happy that someone could help, he didn't think he could succeed.
After all, he looks like a duck in the eyes of human beings in the main dimension.
Su Ming handed him a can of beer and smiled to relax him: "In the United States, the law is not as powerful as money. Money can really do whatever you want. By the way, my name is Death Knell, not only the Supreme Master, but also There are some ways to make a fortune, do you want to know about it?"
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