Chapter 504: Bumblebee

?Looking at the man's move of dumping money, it is very chic and relaxed. Why would such a rich man come to such a ghost place and buy a second-hand car?
Just looking at that kind of gesture, it is countless times stronger than the boss of Sam's father's company, which is not something that ordinary rich people can do.
Sam was puzzled, but he only had a budget of three thousand, so he could only find a way to pick a car that was not so dirty.
It's nice to have money
The person who came was naturally Su Ming. In fact, he had long wanted to try using the fire source to get around the technology lock of Kang the Conqueror.
So before he entered the "Hasbro" multiverse, which is the world of id comics.
The id comic company may sound strange, but their works are not too strange for people of Su Ming's age.
"Transformers", "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles", "Star Trek Enterprise", "Dungeon and Dragon Comics Edition", "My Little Pony" and so on are their works.
However, in the world of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, the specialty is pizza, and the only thing useful to Su Ming in that world is the Kung Fu moves of Master Mouse worthy of reference.
The specialty of Rainbow Pony is good friends, and there are all kinds of unreasonable powers, but the pony is too cute, I am afraid the whole person will relax after going there, and consider it when you have a long vacation.
It's the teleportation technology of Star Trek and the space bag of Dungeons and Dragons. If you have a chance, you have to get a set.
In short, after arriving in the Transformers world, Su Ming determined the time, immediately went to the pawnshop to exchange gold for cash, bought fake identities and mobile phones on the street, and then used the mobile phone to find the goods Sam sold online.
The ebuy account name is ‘Merry Man 217’. It sells glasses of the grandfather Witwich and can also be traded in person.
This child is too stupid. Doesn't this reveal the home address?
Maybe he thinks things are worthless and no one will grab them, but that's just because he doesn't know the true value of glasses.
The Decepticons want this thing crazy.
Su Ming actually doesn't need glasses to know where the fire source is. At the Hoover Dam, President Hoover established the "Seventh District" of the government secret agency. He built a dam and a hydroelectric power station to disguise the secret laboratory below.
But there are two more embarrassing issues at this time.
First, the fire source is now a giant cube with 30 meters in length, width and height. Only the contact and commands of Cybertron can make the fire source shrink and turn it into a small square that is convenient for humans to carry.
It is easy for Su Ming to enter the hydropower station. Whether it is to get in or sneak in, it is easy to do so, but the oversized fire source cannot be taken away, and it is for nothing.
Second, it is true that metals that come into contact with the fire source will be turned into Transformers, but the new Transformers are all madmen. Only Optimus Prime can give Su Ming the answer.
In short, in the comics and movies, it was Sam hitting Megatron's energy core with the fire source in the end, causing the overload to kill Megatron, and the fire source was wasted like a firecracker.
So Ming Su felt that he could negotiate a condition with Optimus Prime, and the death knell would help them solve Megatron, and the reward was the source of fire.
In this case, Su Ming needs to find the pioneer of Autobot on the earth, Bumblebee.
Because there is no specific location in the used car market, Su Ming followed Sam and his son.
When they drove out, they had already found the location of Sam's house, and Su Ming, who had been lurking in his garage, hitchhiked.
With the help of strangling, it was posted under the chassis of their car, and as expected, they successfully found this second-hand car store.
Getting out of the car, strangling and turning into a suit, Su Ming wandered around like a normal guest.
The tattered Chevrolet that the Hornet has now transformed into is very conspicuous, and Su Ming saw it at a glance.
Looking through the car window at the Bopai logo on the steering wheel, Su Ming knew it was right, so he bought it directly and then went to a remote place to train it.
"You have a good vision. This is definitely a good car. Come on, get in the car and try it."
Bobby had already counted the money quickly, smiled and handed over the keys.
He originally planned to open the door to the customer doglegally, letting the customer get started and drive away, but no matter how he pulls it, the door just won't open.
"This is just a small problem, hehe, fix it right away, fix it right away, I have been selling cars for 30 years, and sometimes there are minor problems, just a few tricks."
He smiled and turned his head and said to Su Ming, then turned and lowered his head to concentrate on dealing with the door lock, but he couldn't smile at all on his face, but was so anxious that his facial features were distorted.
Five thousand dollars! If the customer doesn't want the car because of the door problem, the money must be refunded. Isn't it killing him? !
But no matter how hard he tried, the door still couldn't open.
Su Ming knew what was going on, because the glasses with the star map were in Sam's hand, and Bumblebee thought he was Sam's guardian. He entered the second-hand car market just to take Sam back home.
He didn't want to be bought by others.
According to his understanding of humans, if the goods have major problems, they can be returned, so he simply locked the car door to prevent the human from coming up.
You can't help it now, right?
But he did not expect that Su Ming is not an ordinary person at all.
The one-eyed man patted the fat man on the shoulder, "flashing to the side, seeing you sweating so hard you can't open a car door, this is because of kidney failure."
With that, he pushed the fat man away and put his hand on the door handle.
Bumblebee was still peeping leisurely, wanting to see humans return without success, Cybertron alloy is a high-grade alloy, it is impossible to open it with human power.
But in the next moment he felt a huge force coming, and the whole car moved several centimeters.
Accompanied by the squeaking sound of the metal twisting, the car door was pulled and deformed, and the sparks were directly torn apart.
Bumblebee "Meow meow?"
Su Ming sat in the driver's seat, smiled and patted the steering wheel, closed the distorted car door, and reached out to Bobby outside the window.
"key."
"Uh oh."
"The car door lacks lubricating oil. It is indeed a small problem. I can deal with it by myself." Su Ming took the key and inserted it into the keyhole and twisted it a few times.
Fat Bobby smiled awkwardly, ha ha, I saw sparks from the car door just now, did you feel it?
Maybe the weather is too hot and you have heat stroke?
But before he thought too much, the problem came again.
Car won't catch fire
The sweat of the "his" fat man shed in an instant. Selling second-hand cars means selling feelings and engines. If there is a problem with the engine, the customer must return the product.
Bumblebee thinks the same way. He can feel his arm hurts. Is this human a monster? Stronger than the Autobot, he opened the door abruptly.
But he will not be driven away by others. His new plan is to pretend that he can't start it. No matter how this person turns the key, he will not react and you off.
The air in the car was quiet, and the fat man pouted tremblingly at the customer.
At that moment, he seemed to see the black devil's shadow behind the customer. Is that an illusion?
"Oh, so naughty."
But Su Ming laughed quickly, Bumblebee is really rigid, can't he just go back and buy Sam's glasses?
Besides, even without glasses, Su Ming knew where the fire source was.
But this kind of disobedient evil spirit cannot rise. Su Ming spent 5000 US dollars. Bumblebee is his possession. Even if Optimus Prime has some opinions, he must ask the Godslayer and Nightfall to agree or not!
Su Ming pushed the door and got out of the car, opened the hood, as if he was about to repair the car.
Fat Bobby breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that the client still hadn't given up, and he escaped again.
"I'll get you tools."
"No, no tools." Su Ming waved his hand to stop him. This is because the Autobots are awkward and there is nothing wrong with them. "You know, I have heard of a way of repairing a car from some special talents. They think the car is started. No, it’s because the machine is unhappy. As long as you pray and apply holy oil, the machine will return to normal."
"Ha ha, ha ha"
Bobby can only laugh, the machine is not happy? Can't the car start? What is this neurological theory?
But the customer is God, let alone praying and oiling, just ask him Bobby to push the oil for the car, he does it all!
"Well, what kind of oil do I need? Butter? Gasoline? Olive oil?"
Su Ming shook his head and said disdainfully, "I am contrary to their opinion. I think that the unpleasantness of machinery is caused by pampering. The more disobedient, the more tossing it, so I plan to pee into the fuel tank."
"Huh?!" Bobby opened his mouth wide. Is this theory even more crazy?
"Huh?!" This is the voice of the Hornet. When it becomes a car, the fuel tank is still part of its body. If humans are allowed to excrete in it, urine will flow all over its body through the pipeline.
"Buzz"
As Su Ming walked to the fuel tank, violently opened the fuel tank cap, and began to untie the belt, the car suddenly started by itself.
Su Ming suppressed his smile, pretending to clear his throat solemnly, re-fastened the belt that was strangulated, and patted Bobby on the shoulder.
"Look, the most scientific way to repair a car is to tell the car that if you pee into the fuel tank, the car will ignite itself. This is a big secret, and most people I don't tell him."
The fat man was already numb. He shrank his neck as if he couldn't distinguish between reality and the real world, with a dementia-like smile on his face.
The door opened and the car started, but Su Ming still couldn't go because he found that the tires were suddenly flat.
Because the money was involved, the fat man immediately recovered, saying that he would replace Su Ming with a spare tire immediately, begging him not to use any unimaginable theories to repair the car.
The guy who put forward these lunatic theories is probably not a human being, right? I'm afraid I don't live on Mars, right?
Changing tires is useless. Su Ming knew very well that no matter how many tires were changed, the Hornet would make trouble again.
But young Autobots, I'm afraid I don't know what the tactician represents.
Su Ming got out of the car, closed the door lightly, and sighed.
At this moment, Bumblebee is proud, and Fat Bobby is desperate.
"He doesn't want this car anymore" x2.
This is the idea in their minds.
But they only saw the one-eyed man raising his arm and snapping his fingers. From the corner of the street outside the parking lot, a crane and a large flatbed truck arrived.
The death knell had been prepared~EbookFREE.me~ Bobby numbly watched the crane skilfully lift the Chevrolet onto the truck. The truck driver immediately fixed the Chevrolet with dozens of wrist-thick steel cables. He really didn’t know what to do. What did you say.
You have so much money, as to compete with a used car? Is it bad to buy a new car?
But business is not too much, this time is really eye-opening.
"The car is very good, I am satisfied."
Su Ming shook hands with him to bid farewell, then turned and left, climbed directly onto the trailer, and got into the Chevrolet compartment.
In the used car market, only the dastardly father and son and the fat Bobby are left, and they can only watch the trailer go further and further.
They didn’t see it. After Sam disappeared from the field of view, Chevrolet sprayed two lines of cleanser like tears from under the wiper.
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