Chapter 614: gem
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The Death Knell
- Chaos Art Troupe
- 2424 characters
- 2021-01-31 01:03:17
"We still have some time, Wade, I need you to do something."
Su Ming lowered his voice, and the wind brought by the flying cloak almost covered his words, and everything seemed to be non-existent.
The black plain and the dense army of living dead flashed quickly below, and they seemed to have noticed something wrong with their bodies.
Not everyone can accept their tattered body like Deadpool. Some of these living corpses have no internal organs, and some have no bones, just like incomplete dolls.
But their master has regained consciousness, and is looking into the hole in his chest, or touching his half-missing head.
It feels weird just by looking at it.
Wade's ears moved and he heard it. This was the first time he realized that he also has super hearing, and he is also a super soldier.
So he also lowered his voice, turned his head and took a peek at Mike and Xili, God said mysteriously.
"I understand, Magneto's daughters, right? You envy me so you want to find someone cool? Say it early, wrap it around me, honestly, Wanda has a really amazing body, I won't you Lorna was a little bit worse, but the green hair is quite..."
"call......"
"Why is your dagger stuck in my stomach? It hurts, why is this dagger glowing black? It's poisoned? Okay..."
Deadpool looked down at his belly and asked Su Ming suspiciously. After he understood, he turned his head and began to understand the 45-degree sky.
"Audience friends, you have also seen that he can hack someone to death with a huge sword and even poison his weapon? DC is too dark. My cousin just likes to watch people foaming at the mouth, like being bleeding. Struggling to die like an animal, then he will step on a foot on the corpse and tell a cold joke about Batman."
"It's just a slip of my hand."
Su Ming turned his head and kept his lips secretly, is the tears of death also invalid in Marvel?
"Can I give you a stab?"
Deadpool looked at the death knell with a sincere look, and wanted to pursue something called ‘fair’, but even he himself knew that it didn’t exist.
"You sound too perverted. This topic ends here. Think about movie ratings."
"Damn, Brokeback Mountain is also R-rank, is this even in your calculations? You are ruthless...say, what do I need to do?"
Facing the death knell with no facial expression, Wade could only hammer his thigh angrily, and put the shaking intestines back into his stomach.
"I need you to get an infinite gem and use it to deal with Loki." Su Ming replied in a low voice.
"In 1945? God, I am your devout believer, lost cock, please tell me where to find infinite gems!" Wade crossed his hands and fingers on his chest, and began to pray to God.
He didn't believe in God at all, and even if he seemed to believe it sometimes, it was just for the beautiful nun in the church choir. If God really exists, it is impossible to give this kind of answer.
Of course Wade knew that, he was just explaining in disguise that he couldn't do it.
Anyway, God doesn't answer, the black pot is God's, it's not that Deadpool can't do it, it's God's inability to do it, Deadpool is omnipotent.
Seeing Wade who secretly used his index finger to pick his nose while praying, Su Ming was not surprised.
The infinite gems of this era do exist, but even Su Ming himself does not know where it is. The whole world is specious, and rigid experience is definitely not enough.
But among the many infinite gems, one is exclusive to Deadpool. It may be available in every universe, or it may be shared by all Deadpools.
"I guess you know the location of a gem, at least the future location."
"Yes, the six glass beads are all on the infinite gloves. I guess they were in a Hollywood studio, and they were kept by a middle-aged fat props master who was blessed with high-calorie food for all meals. He has unlimited There is a box of gems, just like the sugar cans held by the dead children in Halloween. Speaking of Halloween, can we go out together to ask for sugar next time? We can chop off our limbs and let them heal and grow new ones. , The new limbs are delicate and petite so that we can look like children."
Deadpool looked at his cousin expectantly. Last time he and Wolverine made similar suggestions, but they were rejected. He also framed Deadpool for beating his Edman alloy bones.
Yes, Deadpool was going to play with his paw, but he didn't say not to return it to him!
"No, not at the level of the movie, lower, think about the traditional."
Su Ming said persuasively that it was because he was also an outsider, otherwise it would be really difficult to understand what Deadpool was talking about.
Deadpool squeezed his chin, he seemed to remember something, and he took out a treasure map from the pocket of his belt.
The above route seems to be so disorganized as a result of putting a piece of coal on the reduced Ant-Man and then letting him run on white paper for a year.
And I don't know what the meaning of this black line is, because the X mark marking the treasure location is not connected to the line at all, and there is no indicator on the route.
But Deadpool's gaze fell directly on the place where the black X was painted. That is where he buried the treasure in the past. He once distributed the treasure map to many places and said to everyone he saw:
"Do you want my treasure? Give it to you if you want it, go find it! I put everything in the world there!"
So comic editors set off to pursue their dreams on the great route, and the era of big comics has arrived!
However, no one found it, and the treasure hunt of Deadpool ended without a problem...
But at this time, the cousin mentioned this matter, and he also remembered that this is indeed an infinite gem of the supernumerary system.
"What you're talking about is—'you can do it whoever you want to do, create the established facts without being responsible, and you will be really exciting when you are done' gem?"
Wade also lowered his voice, which is indeed a big secret.
"Uh, although it is a spoof gem, your name is too spoof." Su Ming asked Strangling to help him scratch his face under the mask, and he always felt his eyelids twitching: "The official name should be'continuity of plot' gem."
Yes, it is a gem of a spoof nature, the ability is to allow people to modify the plot of Marvel, and readers will find it very reasonable.
Even if Thanos is suffocated by urine, Odin suddenly becomes a beautiful girl, and the Hulk becomes a sissy, readers will not be suspicious, because under the action of this gem, the plot is very coherent, and there is a logical way. The sense of nature.
Readers will not burst out feelings such as ‘Golden Niang’, ‘Bullshit’, and ‘Fuck Squid’, on the contrary, they will feel as if the facts should be like this, and the plot can only be tasted like this.
This gem has almost no upper limit of power, and its power is even higher than other gems. It is also the only gem that can work in the real world. It is useful across the Marvel Almighty Universe.
Other gems will not work. They will become waste stones if they leave their individual universes.
Deadpool had once obtained this gem, and the Marvel editors knelt down and begged him to give it to themselves, so that the stories they wrote and the cartoons they drew were reasonable anyway.
The bigger the holder's brain, the lower the morale, and the more powerful this gem is. When in Deadpool's hands, he was a head taller than the editors, and even Stan Lee dared to shut him up.
It was a black gem with a red glow, like red wine under the moonlight. It was a plug-in for Deadpool by the editors. As a result, it seemed that he had forgotten that Deadpool was able to reach reality, and ended up playing off.
But Deadpool just played around for a few days, and found it too invincible and meaningless, so he buried the gems and planned to play games with the editors.
It's a pity that the routes on each of his treasure maps are messy, and they are different. No one has found this gem at all.
Only he knows where it is.
Originally dealing with Loki, there was no need to use such a big killer, as long as Deadpool was thrown out.
But Loki showed too many abilities, and Su Ming judged his strength to rise again and again. Now he judges that Loki is probably more than the of the story, he may have an infinite gem in his hand.
Realistic gems.
Because after returning to the underworld again, Loki's ability was beyond the scope of the story god.
A story arranges the past history of a person or thing to produce a butterfly effect and change its future state.
However, whether it was turning these undead into half-human and half-ghosts, or raising the sun in the underworld to create a world tree, these changes were almost immediate.
People often say that certain opinions are true, and the use of reality gems can truly and without exaggeration turn these opinions into reality.
Using it, people can realize any dream. All scientific codes and laws of nature are meaningless in front of it, because it can modify them at will. The Stone of Reality is not only capable of creating fantasy that is indistinguishable from reality, just use it If you wish, it can become a reality.
Su Ming therefore speculated that Loki provided energy through the Stone of Destiny to drive the gem of reality, that is, ether particles, thereby turning ideas into reality.
Of course, it could be worse. For example, Loki may have coalesced the future molecular people, or deceived the transcendence, or obtained a certain universe cube or even the heart of the universe.
The cosmic cube "world shaper" of the Skrulls can achieve the same effect as a real gem.
Because of this consideration, Su Ming directly asked his little cousin to make a big move, a gem of ‘story continuity’ which is not justified.
Although this is Deadpool's plug-in, what is the difference between the little cousin's plug-in and the death knell plug-in?
Will Wade be reluctant to use it? Will he consider too many consequences?
No, the more interesting the world becomes, the better. As long as there is money to be made, his moral bottom line can be adjusted with money.
Wade is always hovering between extreme wealth and extreme poverty. Sometimes a task can earn millions of dollars and he can spend it overnight.
This young lady is divided into several hundred thousand, and that young lady is divided into several hundred thousand. After one night, he should find a new job again.
But he is happy.
Net celebrities are not easy to become, and they can't do business. They can only kill people and blow up the earth to sustain life like this.
In fact, there is a deep reason why Wade is a mercenary. He has always been very smart, so smart that others can hardly imagine. He has a theory that looks like a lunatic to others.
He has been acting according to his own theory, which is the theory of "popularity determines lifespan".
The advantage of being a mercenary is that there are roles for both good and evil factions, and the chance of appearing is greatly increased, and the possibility of gaining popularity is greater.
Can Iron Man appear in the daily X-Men magazine? No, but Deadpool can, and there is no sense of disobedience, even though he is not quite a mutant.
Can the Black Panther appear in the story of the Hydra in World War II? No, but Deadpool can still do it. He can talk and laugh with any of the Hydra leaders.
No matter what character magazine readers buy, what kind of team they like, Deadpool will always appear in it naturally, and there will always be a chance to show up.
In this way, he mixed into the magazine of Marvel's popular king spider, into the magazine of the Avengers, into the Guardians of the Galaxy, into various teams...
Be seen by people and loved.
Today's Deadpool is a bit crazy, because he knows that in the Marvel world, the characters survive because of the popularity of the audience, not what strength.
It's just that he is not as crazy as 12101's Deadpool, who wants to slaughter the world and escape the fate of being watched.
Mercenaries can work part-time as actors. Isn't it the biggest advantage to survive? What if they are watched by others?
Even viewers who observe the Marvel Universe, and those who live in a universe that they consider to be ‘reality’, are actually manipulated by invisible fate, and they are just actors who are acting for higher-level existences.
Layer after layer, there is always a higher level, everyone is watched, and everyone can't get rid of it.
So there is nothing wrong with being a small paper man in the Marvel Universe, because Wade is happy, rich and women, and exciting stories. What are the benefits of pursuing a higher level? Go to work in the Marvel editing room?
Those problems should be left to the depression like Thanos to think about. The mercenary should still be happy in time, even if he can't die, he must be happy!
How many powerful beings used the paste wall as a background board to supplement the universe setting.
For example, the concept of universe ‘eternity~EbookFREE.me~ Because he often shows his face, everyone remembers him, and he has more chances to be remembered.
But Eternal has seven children, all of them are not bad, all of them are conceptual...
Who remembers their names?
To be forgotten is to die.
So after the cousin'hopes' from DC, will Deadpool miss the opportunity to show up?
No, that's why he jumped into Rocky's storybook, and was picked up by Su Ming at the door of Monak's house during the great storm in London.
This is not his active choice, just because he has ‘immortality’. According to causality, this is the result, but lacks the fundamental reason.
Thanos' curse won't make him really immortal, because there are not many things in the universe that can completely kill Deadpool.
To keep him alive, the world took the initiative to squeeze him into almost all stories, so that he gains popularity, and thus achieves the effect of immortality.