Chapter 846: Supper together

Batman bent down for the first time to check the condition of the windbreaker fighter.
But the man in the windbreaker didn't have any other poisoning reactions, he just looked terribly painful.
The clown also stopped laughing in good time, leaning on the chair and gasping, and said,
Don’t be nervous, this toxin just causes abdominal pain. If you drink the soup, it’s okay, but he doesn’t look like you. I can bear it. But yes, most people can't bear a stomachache, hahahaha..."
Batman probably understood what was going on.
He was injured before, and he was caught with a new type of hallucinogenic laughing gas. If he drank the soup that would cause intense pain, his willpower might collapse.
It's just that the clown didn't expect the appearance of the windbreaker fighter. From the time this person escaped from the bathtub, everything was out of the clown's grasp, and he really had the courage to come to help.
But now that the windbreaker blocked the attack for himself, the clown's plan fell through. But because of this, the clown finds it funny and can't stop laughing.
Batman took out military morphine from his belt. He didn't prepare much for this kind of thing, because he usually didn't need analgesics, but he still gave the windbreaker a shot of the only stock.
The effect is not fast, or the clown’s poison is very powerful, and it took a long time for the windbreaker to get up.
During this time, the clown just pulled the apple from the suckling pig’s mouth and chewed on it.
Seeing the man in the windbreaker stand up again, he clapped a few times.
"It's not bad, you behaved well, the way you wailed is heartwarming, hahahahaha..."
Batman is still expressionless: "Enough, Joker, if you want me to come to you, I will come, and now let Catwoman."
"Oh, I forgot what you didn't say." The clown put a gun on Catwoman's head and said with a look of disgust: "Go, go to the bat, you are useless to me."
Although Catwoman felt a little relaxed when she heard this statement, she did not forget that there was a remote-controlled and timed dual-mode bomb on her neck, and even a mechanism that would explode if the heartbeat was too fast or too slow.
She kept silent, just to prevent fluctuations in her heart rate.
As a thief, her psychological quality can't be said to be strong. Although she likes to talk to herself when stealing things, it's just because of boredom.
The Joker said let her go back to Batman, can she go back?
Everyone knows the Joker’s attitude towards useless people. I’m afraid that when she returns to Batman, the Joker will detonate a bomb. Even if he couldn't blow up Batman, it would at least splash him with blood and drive him crazy.
So after thinking for a moment, Catwoman just looked at Batman across the table and shook her head slightly.
"I do not go."
"Huh? Huh? Not leaving?"
The clown stuck out his tongue like a reptile and licked the corners of his mouth. He pretended to be very surprised when he heard Catwoman's answer, and then laughed again.
With a smile, he suddenly punched Catwoman in the face with a backhand with a gun.
The clown has little power, but the handle of the gun still makes Selena turn her head to the other side, with a trace of blood flowing from the corner of her mouth.
"Not leaving yet?"
The clown kicked again, and laughed and punched and kicked Catwoman.
Poor Selena is like a flat boat in a storm, being beaten up and down in a chair, even if she tries her best to hug her head, the clown's weird fighting skills are beyond defense.
The Joker shrugged and wiped his eyes with his wrist, as if touched, he sucked his nose vigorously, and said to Batman: "Oh, it seems that she doesn't want to leave me. You are all the same. Am I right? Hehe..."
Even though he knew that the Joker did this to blur the line between Bruce and Batman, Batman still couldn't restrain the anger in his heart. Under the mask, his forehead burst into blue veins, and his fists were squeezed under the table.
"Enough! Stop playing these tricks, what do you want?"
The clown shrank back as if frightened, with an aggrieved expression on his face: "Oh? I'm sorry, are you angry? Why are you angry? Smile? Ah? Hahahahahaha... ."
He started rubbing against Catwoman's chin with the muzzle, as if teasing a cat, but neither the bat nor the cat meant to laugh.
The windbreaker was just holding his stomach and leaning against the back of Batman's chair. In the dimly lit room, his mask looked very strange, and the fluorescent green looked like the eyes of a beast.
"Remove the bomb and let her go, I will stay with you." Batman thought of a countermeasure, and he secretly took out the emp bat dart from his belt.
As long as Selena believes in herself, don't move when facing darts flying oncoming, and don't panic and make her heart beat faster, he is sure to save people.
"Will you die with me? If you don't kill me, I will drag you to die together."
To Batman's surprise, the Joker took out the remote control generously from his pocket and disarmed the bomb in front of everyone, and the small light on Selena's collar went out immediately.
The Joker kicked Selena out, and sat in her place, waving his hand as if tiredly, beckoning her to get out, and at the same time threw the remote control in his hand to Batman by shooting.
Although Catwoman wants to subdue the clown, she still has a gun in her hand.
Joker’s fighting skills are very weird. Although he has not received any training, he is one of the few people on earth who can tie Batman with his jumble of toys and self-harming style of play.
Of course, when he wants to fight, he is more willing to be beaten by Batman than Batman.
Selena had been in Gotham for so long, and naturally knew what a clown was. She gritted her teeth and ran to Batman quickly.
Batman held her hand: "Are you all right?"
Batman first checked her injury, then the collar, and instantly relieved. Although it is not clear why the Joker gave up his cards so easily, the Joker has always done things elusive.
He put away the remote control. The collar that had been cut off was a little troublesome to disassemble, so he left here and asked her to go back to the Bat Cave and ask Ah Fu for help.
"I'm fine." Selena put her arms around his neck and nodded affirmatively. These are just skin injuries.
"Take her out of here." Batman said to the windbreaker. There may be the Joker's ambush outside. The windbreaker should have no problem with the clown gang.
Selena is not the kind of person who has to be indistinguishable. She doesn't say anything like ‘I’m not going, I’m going to die together.’ She just nodded to Batman and looked at the windbreaker.
"be careful."
Batman nodded silently and refocused his eyes on the clown, and the catwoman in black soon disappeared in the corridor outside the door with the windbreaker fighter.
"Now there are two of us left. It's a rare opportunity to be alone. When was the last time we ate face to face like this?" The clown raised the wine glass on the table and shook the liquid in the glass in the candlelight, watching the coquettish red light. Cast a shadow on the white tablecloth.
Last time they ate together?
That was when the Joker put chairs on four pressure-sensitive mines and forced Batman to sit on it and be fed. The Joker not only wanted Batman to eat the eyes of unknown creatures, but also tried to make him laugh...
Thinking of this, Batman checked his chair again and confirmed that there were really no mines under his feet. At the same time, he counted the time to make sure that Catwoman was far enough away.
There is no need to eat the next meal, although the clown still has a revolver in his hand, but that is not a problem.
Batman suddenly exerted his force, grabbed the tablecloth and slammed it up. Under the shaking candlelight, barbecue, red wine, and fruit all flew into the air.
With the cover of white cloth and food, Batman jumped onto the table and rushed towards the Joker, and the Joker naturally fired without hesitation. He knew that guns were not a threat to Batman, but the sound of gunfire matched the battle.
Batman has been in a state of high concentration, everything around him seems to slow down in his eyes, like slow motion, flying bullets, splashing red wine, and only the pale smiling face in his eyes.
He grabbed the suckling pig that was slowly falling in the air, and used this little pig as a cover to block the flying bullet. With the other hand, he grabbed the flying iron plate and deflected the other bullet toward the wall. .
His footsteps moved quickly, everything was within his calculations, he charged with a terrifying aura, and the black bat wings spread out behind him.
He put a sliding shovel on the table, hitting the clown's chest with his big feet, kicking him and the chair away.
"Ohhhhhh! Hahahahahaha, yes, yes, that's it!"
The clown's eyes were round and round, and after rolling upside down, he climbed up, his purple suit was immediately stained with dirt, and there was a dark footprint on his chest.
But he smiled happily.
He took a knife out of his pocket and rushed straight up to fight Batman.
Batman slammed his head, and the Joker's head burst into red like a knocked over tomato sauce.
But the Joker didn't mind at all, he smiled more happily, and he pressed Batman's fist, watching the heavy fist fall on his eyes, feeling the pain of an explosion in his eyes.
He stretched his hand into the suit, and then the little flower pinned on his chest sprayed out a burst of green water, Batman quickly drew away, and the liquid splashed a cloud of white smoke on the ground.
The clown took the opportunity to ignite a detonator and threw it under his feet, laughing as the fuse became shorter and shorter.
Batman immediately rushed to throw him down, and the two of them got out so far.
"Boom!" The clown dubbed the explosive with his mouth, and then laughed wildly: "Hahahaha!"
The explosive was fake, and when it exploded, it just exploded a large group of colorful paper.
But the Joker knew that Batman would come to rescue him. He took the opportunity to stab the bat's belly with a dagger. He kept the knife in his hand, as if Batman had hit him himself.
Before the hit was the place torn apart by the claw butterfly, the clown cut directly through Batman's intestines.
The Joker rolled away from Batman~EbookFREE.me~ His tongue was all out of his mouth, and he winked at the blade of the dagger.
"Oh, I'm sorry to cut off your intestines, but what is this? Undigested corn? Did you eat Mexican food for dinner? I haven't seen Alfred for a long time. It seems that old dogs can Learn new tricks, hehehehe..."
Batman reached into his abdominal cavity and used emergency methods to tie his intestines first. This might give him a few minutes, and he must knock down the Joker before he goes into shock.
"......" He took out several bat darts with various effects, squinted his eyes, and calculated the angle of refraction.
The clown was unaware, still chattering: "I'm curious, why is the food Bruce Wayne ate in Batman's belly? Shouldn't you be two people? Ah? Two people!"
After finishing talking, the clown compared one hand with one hand and two with the other hand, dancing a weird dance, and even began to circulate in place, clapping and laughing.
This is so interesting. Batman learned the magic of moving objects on the wall and transferred Bruce's food to his stomach. Isn't it funny?