Chapter 863: Laugh

The aroma of the food gradually diffused in a small area, and the old butler's craftsmanship was as good as ever, which seemed to bring a touch of warmth to the dark and humid bat cave.
The Joker was holding his hair, his elbows on the tabletop and laughing, he seemed to have heard funny jokes from Batman again.
"Here again, here again, this kind of justice like hypocrisy, I opened your wound, killed your fiancee, and you let me live in the house and invite me to dinner. You are so kind. Thank you Martha for having such a good son like you, hahahaha..."
Batman is still sitting in the dark, his head tilted slightly, his arms propped his cheeks on the arm of the chair: "..."
"Seriously, if you don’t know you as much as I do, others will definitely think you are the number one hypocrite in the world. Your non-killing doctrine and your cold-blooded ruthlessness are all pretended. But I know, this It’s you, life is sometimes more painful than death, and darkness is the ultimate destination, right?"
While talking, the clown smiled and picked up the knife and fork, pierced the omelette and played with it, then stretched his entire face over the plate and licked the half-boiled egg yolk with his tongue.
Then he shook his head, tilted his mouth and spat aside.
The old butler’s dishes are very good, but he doesn’t like it because he doesn’t taste like bats.
Batman didn't respond to his waste of food, as if he hadn't seen it, so the Joker showed a grieved expression, twisted his chair a few times, and suddenly seemed to think of something.
"Bat, you actually wanted me to die, right? But you can't let me die in your hands or laugh wildly. How about you say I go to find the death knell?"
"No, if you have finished eating, go back to your room."
The clown rolled his eyes: "Don't think, there is no cable TV in that room. How much did you spend to build it? Did your purchasing agent steal your money?"
"......"
"Forget it, you actually don't want me to be safe, and you don't want to be safe for yourself, I understand, ha ha ha..." The clown took up a napkin and wiped his mouth, smiled at the old housekeeper, but suddenly he was pregnant He took out a pistol and pointed it at him.
Batman jumped up, trying to block the trajectory for Ah Fu, and the Joker had already pulled the trigger.
"boom!"
The gun went off, Batman didn't feel hit, but he didn't believe that the Joker would be shot at such a close distance.
At this time, he saw the clown fall from the chair to the ground, with blood flowing on his chest, foaming from the wound, making a sound like a wind box.
When the gun is pulled down, it will fire bullets in reverse.
"Prank gun, when?"
Batman rushed over and picked up the Joker. He saw the movement of Arkham guarding Bob leaving the city through his brother's eyes, and guessed that he was an escape from prison.
The metal detector also reacted when the clown entered the bat cave, so Batman guessed that there was a gun on the clown.
But the clown shouldn't have time to modify the guards' guns. If he drifted all the way from the bridge to the underground river of the bat cave, he shouldn't have the opportunity to modify the guns.
Blood poured out of the clown's mouth, and he was shot in the heart, but the self-healing ability could delay him for a while.
Seeing Batman's puzzling expression again, he smiled happily.
Of course he knew that Batman was monitoring the city, otherwise how could the Joker let Bob leave? Isn't it just to show Batman?
If you killed Bob at the time, how could you mislead Batman? Make him think he has a guard gun?
He got his prank gun in Arkham and kept it in his arms. Afterwards, asking Bob for the gun was just a trick. If Batman or the Bat family were to intercept Bob, he would also learn that he gave the police gun to the Joker. .
Even if no one stops, Batman's surveillance system will definitely catch someone leaving Gotham in the middle of the night, and he can figure out the ‘truth’ after he has determined Bob’s identity.
The Justice League has been pursuing the truth, but it is boring for the Joker.
Because all this is a scam.
When old Bob left and was seen by Batman, he really completed his mission, ha ha ha... Only in this way, when the clown suddenly took out his gun and aimed at Alfred, the bat The chivalrous man will block the bullet for the butler, instead of coming up to grab his weapon.
So the suicide succeeded and Batman was deceived again, which provided the Joker with double happiness.
"Haha, cough cough...Only in this way can you win the Laughing Bat, remember, I... made you..."
After the clown said a word intermittently, his head tilted and there was no sound anymore.
And a wisp of green smoke that was invisible to the naked eye, like alive, emerged from the Joker's mouth and adhered to the closest Batman, blending into his body from the surface of the dark uniform.
Batman is holding the clown's thin body, the warmth of blood and the coldness of the river are mixed.
He had never felt so happy before. Various emotions impacted his mind, as relaxed as a relief, fear of powerlessness, and resistance to what would happen.
But the main thing is not those.
The joy of the heart made his face twitch like crazy, as if something wanted to rush out of his throat. He used all his willpower to fight this feeling, but happiness alone could not be suppressed.
In the memory, the laughter of the relatives rang louder, and Batman felt complete, complete as a person.
Alfred walked quickly behind Batman, grabbed his shoulder and asked eagerly: "Master, why are you...laughing?!"
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The heavy rain in the city is still pouring down, and the Wien Tower, which seems to be able to directly reach the sky, is no exception at this time. The exterior of the slightly washed-out building looks more like a monument.
The Wynn Tower was built by Batman in the main world during Owl Night, some Batman in other worlds have it, and some don't, depending on how much darkness they manage.
At this time, outside the elevator leading to the top of the Wien Tower, a blind guard was on duty at night.
He was not blind before, he was just blinded by poison gas in a scarecrow attack on Wayne Group.
For a guard, blindness is equivalent to unemployment, but this is not the case in the Wayne Group. Bruce Wayne is a world-renowned philanthropist. He will not let a loyal employee who is blind due to a work injury lose his job.
After the construction of the Wayne Tower was completed, Bruce moved Bill here, where the environment is better than that of the Wayne Tower.
Now his job only needs to carry a chair and sit at the elevator door every day, which is really an easy task.
After all, there are a total of thirty strong young guards at the gate of Wayne Tower, who have not served in special forces for several years and are not eligible to participate in the Wayne Group interview. And on the elevator, there are the same thirty guards, they rotate twice a day, all armed to their teeth.
So Bill only needs to sit in the elevator at night every day, and listen to the radio occasionally to pass the time.
He was alone and had nowhere to go except for Wayne Tower. His family had died a long time ago, and the Wayne Group is now his home.
But today it was raining and flooding, and there was no radio station to listen to. Bill sat there listening to the movement in the spacious hall with his guide stick in his hands.
After blindness, hearing is greatly enhanced. This is probably what the saying goes, the window God opened?
He heard a string of footsteps, which sounded familiar, but strange.
Bill stood tremblingly on his stick, turning his head to adjust his direction so that he could hear the sound more realistically: "Hello, hello? Who are you? The other guards should have already told you that no one is allowed in here. apart from......."
"I've ‘greeted’ the other guards. Good evening, Bill, it’s nice to meet you!" The familiar voice sounded with a smile, and the people were getting closer.
Bill relaxed, a smile appeared on his old face: "Good evening, Mr. Wayne, I am also very happy to hear your voice."
"Today's weather is really bad, I wasted a lot of energy on my way here, hooh~"
Mr. Wayne made a deliberately gasping voice, and Bill seemed to be able to see the kindness on the young man's face. He still liked to joke with employees as before.
"Yeah, although I can't hear how heavy the rain is outside the door, my joints all tell me how wet it is today."
Mr. Wayne seemed to have a deep understanding, and sighed: "I am not young anymore. Recently, I always feel that the muscles on my face are a little stiff, and my smile is not so natural."
Old Bill reached out and fumbled for the elevator buttons and replied with a smile: "It's all because of the gravity of the earth. The bags under our eyes, corners of our mouths, and the flesh on our faces are all sagging, so are you going to go up today?"
"Of course, as always, Bill, as always."
Mr. Wayne put his hand on the DNA detector beside the elevator, and the instrument immediately reported a confirmation message: "Verification passed, welcome back, Mr. Bruce Wayne."
The sound of Xixi Suoso wearing gloves was heard in the air, and Bill was not surprised, rich bosses like to wear leather gloves.
He heard Mr. Wayne ask him again: "How are you doing? How are your grandchildren out of town? How are you?"
Bill pressed the elevator button~EbookFREE.me~ The sound of steel cables and the car running came from beside him. He gratefully replied with a little embarrassment: "They... are all good, new The pacemaker is also very useful. Thank you very much, Mr. Wayne, not only because of the surgery, but also because of all this."
Not far away came the fanning of the windbreaker, as well as the slight friction of metal, and when Mr. Wayne responded, his voice went from left to right, as if he was looking down for something:
"No thanks, you were injured in the scarecrow attack. This is what I should do."
"No, it's not, I know what other bosses would do, I have to say..." At this time the elevator came, the door opened with a crisp sound, and Bill heard the sound of brisk footsteps Entering the car, he quickly smiled and helped hold the automatic door of the elevator: "You are really a good person."
"Ha ha ha ha...Thank you for the compliment, it means a lot to me!"
The elevator doors closed, and the familiar sound of machinery running came again, but Bill was a little strange. After closing the doors, he seemed to hear the sound of sharpening a knife in the elevator for a while?
Probably an illusion...