Chapter 381: Shut up, two goods
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The Divine Doctor and Stay-at-home Dad
- Chao Shuang Hei Pi
- 2017 characters
- 2021-02-03 02:20:40
"This……"
These people took a look at each other and were quite surprised by Qin Haodong’s reaction.
They have already discussed it before today. The basic strategy is to anger the old man of Huazi'an, and then there is further conflict between the two sides. I believe that the hospital will eventually stand on their side. After all, these people are medical doctors who have studied abroad. It is the director of each department, and the authority of each industry is the core strength of the hospital.
It is precisely because of this kind of enthusiasm that they only look down on Chinese medicine, and then they want to squeeze Chinese medicine out of Guangren Hospital.
Now that the situation has changed, the temperamental Chinese old man is not there, and this young man is even more stable than the old man, and he has no reaction in the face of their successive provocations.
Since two can't do three, three can't do that, four, see when you can pick it up. These people decided to continue the game, so that Qin Haodong has no patients to see, to see when he can endure.
At this time, another 60-year-old elderly patient appeared in front of the door. "Doctor, I have a headache. Who will give me a look?"
Dong Kai immediately greeted him and shouted: "Hey headache, why don't you go to see Western medicine, and go to the Chinese medicine clinic?"
"I, I believe Chinese medicine, I think Chinese medicine can cure this!" said the old man.
"You old man is really confused, what Chinese medicine cures, it is used to deceive people!" Dong Kai said with a sigh of relief, "Headache, what is your use for Chinese medicine? Hua Wei, have you heard of it? Legend It is a doctor in Chinese medicine, but even he can't cure Cao Cao's headache. Do you think that the current Chinese medicine can cure your headache?"
"This……"
The old man was hesitant, and it seems that Dong Kai said something.
"Go to the Department of Neurology and take a look. It’s not a trifle. If you have a brain tumor, you will have trouble. You should find early treatment."
Dong Kai said that he would directly introduce the old man to the Chinese medicine clinic. He looked back and looked at Qin Haodong with a smug look. Who knows that the latter did not look at him, and still teased leisurely.
"Where, who is this, is it really useless, and it’s still not hot?"
In the case of Dong Kai, Qin Haodong is also full of contempt.
Not only him, but even the two small nurses next to him looked at Qin Haodong’s eyes full of disdain. I felt that this young doctor was in a hurry, and everyone was riding on his neck and pulling it. One.
"Doctor, let my son take a look, what disease is he getting?"
During the talk, a 50-60-year-old woman walked in with a 20-year-old young man. The two men were worn out and looked like the poor people at the bottom of society.
Dong Kai came over and asked: "What happened to your son? Where is it uncomfortable?"
The old lady said: "My son did not know how, from the day before yesterday suddenly got a serious skin disease, the whole lower body is black and black."
Dong Kai said, "You should see Western medicine in the skin disease. Western medicine is more professional and scientific in this respect. Chinese medicine is not reliable. Director Zhang of our hospital dermatology is here. Now I will ask him to give it. Look at it."
Said, he turned back and pulled Zhang Zhang over. Who knows that the old woman said after seeing Director Zhang: "My son was looking for him to see the disease yesterday, and let my son take a blood test, and let my son have a urine test. I didn’t check out any diseases in a circle. The cost cost me more than a thousand, and my son’s half-month salary was spent!
Director Zhang also recognized the old lady and her son at this time, and said: "Older sister, this can not blame me, your son is not a simple skin disease, there should be other diseases.
However, you can rest assured that today we have experts in various departments of our hospital. You can give your son a joint consultation and you will find the cause.
Dong Kai said: "Yes, expert consultation, this has always been the advantage of our Western medicine. Everyone has come to see what the young man got."
After he finished speaking, the experts gathered in a circle, surrounded the young man and said: "You take off your pants and let us see what is going on."
Since so many experts have given their sons a medical treatment, the old woman immediately said excitedly: "Yes, son, nothing to be embarrassed, let the doctors see it."
The young man hesitated a little, and finally took off his pants. I saw that she had turned black and blue from the navel, and even the second home was not spared, and continued to the ankle.
Seeing this situation, everyone frowned.
"Young man, is this skin hurting?"
"No pain!"
"Itchy?"
"Mah?"
"No hemp!"
The experts asked a few questions in succession. The young man's skin looks very scary, but it doesn't hurt, it doesn't itch or numb. Although they are experts, no one has ever seen this symptom.
Seeing that these doctors all showed a heavy look, the old lady hurriedly asked: "Dear doctors, what happened to my son, is it a serious illness?"
Director Zhao of the Department of Gastroenterology said: "Young man, are you eating something that is not clean? I feel like you are poisoned."
The old woman said: "Impossible, the children of our poor family are not like the people in your city often go to the restaurant. We eat at home every day, eat the rough tea, and I eat the same as my son, how can I do something? nothing?"
"This……"
Director Zhao was speechless for a time. Director Zhang of the dermatology department said: "Is this allergic? Have you been exposed to any allergens?"
The young man said: "I work on the construction site every day. I face all the allergens. I have allergies. I have allergies, and my skin is only black. If it is allergic, it should be all. The color is right.
Besides, did you let me screen allergens yesterday? No results!
The director of the male section said: "Young man, do you have any unclean sexual behaviors, and have infected sexually transmitted diseases?"
Since these experts have one sentence to the left and no chapters, it is simply in Yimeng. The young man also lost patience and put on his pants. He said: "Far, you have a sexually transmitted disease. Your family has got a sexually transmitted disease!"
Director Zhou dissatisfied and said: "We are here to give you a consultation, what is your attitude?"
The young man angered: "Mealing a fart, I think you guys are quacks, it is in Yimeng! Especially you, just nonsense, I don't even have a girlfriend, now I am still a virgin, how can I have a sexually transmitted disease?
"This……"
Seeing that the young people are angry, everyone is dumbfounded. They originally wanted to make the young people's illness optimistic, so that Qin Haodong had no patients to accept, but who knows that for a long time no one can find the cause, which is simply a shame.
Qin Haodong put down the teacup and stood up and watched these people smile. "What's wrong? Are you not all experts? Isn't Western medicine very scientific? How can you not see someone's illness?"
Director Zhang looked awkward, but he still said with a hard scalp: "We are only the initial diagnosis and treatment. If we want to confirm the diagnosis, we must go through the careful inspection of the precision instruments. Wait for the young man to go back with me. I will check it out and I will find it. The cause is."
Who knows that he just finished, the young man immediately said with excitement: "Check... check... check... you know, check yesterday, I have spent more than a thousand inspection fees, and I have to check, do not check whether it costs money. Do you have an inspection fee for me?"
Director Zhang said: "Young man, only accurate examination can confirm the diagnosis, this is science, you must believe in science!"
"Scientific fart!" the young man said indignantly. "I worked the construction site for a day and earned more than one hundred yuan. I turned to give you these black-hearted doctors. I didn't even see my illness at all. Quack doctor! You are all quacks!"
Being pointed to the nose and quacking the doctor, Director Zhang’s incomparable anger and grievances, but there is nothing to say, who made him really unable to find the cause of others.
Seeing that these people are not happy, Qin Haodong is naturally very happy, watching them smile: "You are not very scientific? Are you not an expert? How can you not even find the cause? Is it a bad feeling that someone has become a quack doctor?"
Dong Kai looked a stagnation and said: "You don't want to be proud of the kid. He is a difficult problem. Even if we can't find the cause, can you find it?"
Qin Haodong smiled slightly: "Of course! In fact, this young man is very simple. The reason why you can't see it is because you are self-righteous, high on the top, always holding the science of shit, and don't think about it from the perspective of ordinary people. miss you."
When I heard that Qin Haodong could cure the young man's illness, the old woman said: "This doctor, can you really find the cause of my son?"
Qin Haodong said: "I am not a quack doctor. This disease is very simple and can be cured in minutes."
The old woman said again and again: "Great, this doctor, thank you, I thank you for my son!"
Dong Kai immediately said: "Don't listen to him bragging, it is simply a lie. I don't believe that so many experts can't find the cause, he can do it!"
"Now I will let you guys convinced!" Qin Haodong said, said to the little nurse next to him, "play a basin of water, and then take a piece of soap."
The little nurse didn't understand what he meant. How do you need water and soap? Can this thing also be used to treat diseases?
Dong Kai said sarcastically: "Is it true that you are a patient? Don't you wait for a doctor? Would you like to wash your hands first?"
Qin Haodong glanced at him: "Is anyone telling you that if you don't speak, you can hide your ignorance, the more you say, the more you are incompetent?"
"You..." Dong Kai said with a red face and angrily said, "I don't believe you can cure the boy's illness. Wait until you see what else you can say."
Soon, the little nurse took a pot of water and took a piece of soap and came over. Qin Haodong asked the young man to sit in the chair, then took off his shoes and put his feet in the basin.
Dong Kai couldn't help but sarcasm again: "Tang Feng, isn't this what your Chinese medicine doctor called to cure your feet?"
Qin Haodong ignored him, picked up the young man's trousers, and then sprinkled clear water on his lap and put on soap. Just when everyone didn't understand what he was doing, he suddenly noticed that the color on the lad's legs began to fade quickly. The original yellow skin.
The old woman asked in surprise: "This doctor, what is the illness of my son?"
Qin Haodong stood up and smiled and said: "Your son is not sick at all!"
Director Zhang called: "Impossible! I have 20 years of experience in medical practice. If a person is not ill, the skin is definitely not the kind of color. You must have done your hands and feet in the water, and put the banned drugs right?
Qin Haodong looked at him, just like watching a fool, said ridiculously: "Shut up your two goods, you are still a dermatologist, and 20 years of medical experience, you didn't see it, he just lost the pants. Already?"