Chapter 1880: New book "After the Big Brother Retired"

New book "After the Big Brother Retired"
Others retired and raised their grandchildren to dance with the baby.
Pei Ye retired.
Before the gold: Junk games, cheating the scum.
After the gold: Really sweet! Not only can I sting me, but also my liver!
This kind of thing about raising paper people, it can cultivate sentiment, enrich the boring life after retirement, and raise not only affection, but also emmm ...
PS: The new book is fat and can be slaughtered.
PS: The new book will be available on March 1st. At that time, you need your monthly ticket support. Thanks? (? Ω?)?
The following is the first chapter of the new book.
The simply furnished room was completely black, except that the bright screen of the study flashed faint blue light. Occasionally, a ticking message was heard.
At this time, a slight footstep came from the kitchen from near to far, and the figure gradually became clear.
Didi Di
The message reminder sounded again. The man had made a mistake and didn't see how she moved. She appeared in the study like a plume of smoke, and the speed was so fast that she could leave a shadow. She took a sip of the freshly brewed instant drink, placed the panda-shaped mug on the desk, and slid her finger up on the virtual screen.
[Pei Ye, are you there? 】
[Are you here, Bae Ye? 】
[Grandma Pei, grandma and grandma, do n’t pretend to be dead! 】
[Uncle Pei, I call your uncle, okay, see the news coming back quickly, otherwise I will hack your brain! 】
[Pei Ye comes out, Pei Ye comes out, I know you're online, don't hide behind the screen without making a noise, I know you're spying on the screen! 】
...
The time in the lower right corner jumps every second.
Pei Ye read the messages of his friends who were more and more irritable, and his expression was calm as standing water.
Friends begged grandpa to tell grandma to despair and compromise, and swiped more than two hundred screens.
Pei Ye skipped the unnutritive aggressiveness in the middle and went straight to the last few sentences.
[Grandma Pei, you're so calm, I confess, I've served you. 】
The attitude of friends gradually softened.
[I have something to ask for your help. Haven't you been very busy lately? Help me take care of my cub, and everything will be said after it's done. 】
[The existence of this cub is inconvenient for outsiders to know. I can only come to you to take care of it after thinking about it. 】
[I know that you can't take care of children, so I designed a fool-style development app for the little ones. You can raise it as you like, and it's no trouble at all. 】
[I still have something to talk about later! 】
A friend XXX sent you a file offline, please check it carefully.
It moves quickly, as if selling hot potato.
Pei Ye stared at these words and hesitated for a while, but finally chose to accept.
Her posture changed from an upright sitting position to a lazy and desolate Ge You lying, her straight long legs crossed at the corner of the desk, her mouth humming a local indigenous pop minor.
Download, install, and open the app.
In one go.
One second later, the brain screen cracked black, and a gorgeous pink star sea slowly emerged.
Xinghai moved closer to the center of the brain screen, forming a pink swirl.
It didn't take long for the pink vortex to condense into a lovely pink love heart, simulating a heart beating three times.
"Why is a cub app designed like this?"
Speaking, the love burst out suddenly and turned into a flowing pink light, converging into a big four words.
[Love and raising cubs]
Pei Ye: "..."
Not only the design of the sao package, but also plagiarism.
Playing this game will lower your style.
She easily took the snacks that had accumulated in the corner of the study, tore off the degradable paper packaging bag, and took out the potato chips to eat.
The kung fu waiting, the long scene animation finally ended, and a more ridiculous logo came out.
It is clearly a privately made app. The producer also designed a series of disclaimers for this cub app. Pei Ye needs to sign a statement to enter the game.
She glanced casually and found that the terms of these disclaimers were quite mentally retarded.
[This game is a development game that integrates love and raising cubs. 】
[One, the development of the cub is entirely controlled by the player (if the cub is mentally retarded, please don't be angry. Players will save themselves, find problems from themselves, and refuse domestic violence). The growth of the cub requires the player to participate in the whole process. Please also take it seriously, do not fish for three days and two days for drying the net ~~~]
[Second, cub cub's emotions are very sensitive. Please pay attention to the change of mood. 】
[Three, cubs have made mistakes, please be guided and not swear. 】
[Fourth, once the game is activated, it will be bound for life and cannot be destroyed or discarded. 】
...
[Finally, all the right of interpretation belongs to Tiannao! 】
[I don't agree with you and hit me! 】
Pei Ye: "..."
She now wants to buy a ticket to the Central Planet and carry that old nest!
In front of who is not good enough to show her up?
Pei Ye didn't take a closer look at these mental retardation clauses, and at the end he rushed to the end and agreed, and signed his own name in accordance with the process and bound his account.
With the melodious BGM sounding, this game has finally begun.
Pei Ye just a little bit, skipping the boring novice guidance.
Compared to fancy cutscenes and logo screens, the game interface is unexpectedly simple. The screen is a simple room. The walls are all gray, the frosted windows are closed on one side, the door is closed, and the wood There was no other table, a wooden stool, or a dazzling egg on the wooden stool.
This egg is really whimsical. Roughly, it can have more than 20 colors. It is messy like a child's graffiti.
She poked at the egg, and a name box popped out of the screen.
[Please name your cub or lover]
"Since it is said that it is a cub, then it is called A cub."
This game setting really made her speechless.
She is not paper sex, it is impossible to use the paper person in the APP as a partner, and it is even more impossible for her lover.
Raising cubs and lovers is not equivalent to raising cubs and selling them domestically?
Too heavy
_ (: з 」∠) _
[Named successfully]
The system prompts over, and the egg's head bears two small characters—
[A cub]
Pei Ye explores the functions of various keys, and the system prompts her to get an ID for the account.
Thinking for a moment, [your dad] was born.
If the egg was given a title, the small text on his head would turn into [your papa's pup]
She poked at the icons while studying the meaning of the icons.
"It's so easy to make such a simple game. It won't even stir up a splash on the market ..."
Playing from Pei Ye retired from the Federal Ministry of War, she is addicted to games all day, and she is almost involved in action, adventure, simulation, role-playing and leisure games. Among them are the popular 氪 金 (氪 氪) games, and several games have been played, but after playing for a while, the routine is discarded.
Judging by her vision, this development app is too rude.
It really can't excite the impulse to save gold.
"How do you upgrade this thing?"
After groping for a while, Pei Ye found that there was a progress bar called "merit" on the egg.
"Merit" is equivalent to the experience of ordinary games. For the time being, there is no channel to win money, but to rely on the liver.
"According to the development strategy, at this time," one yuan purchase "and" six yuan to send SR skin "should be introduced to cheat ..."
There are "1" and "6", which will be gradually, and then there will be 98, 188, 348, and 648.
_ (: з 」∠) _
Rao is Pei Ye who has been tens of thousands of times by game business routines.
To develop a game, either rely on crickets or rely on the liver, and the game of crickets and livers is shameless.
She has nothing now, except that she has a lot of free time and her liver is all over her, so it is not cost-effective to save money.
"How much merit does it take to break the shell? One hundred thousand ... one thousand merit? It doesn't look like much ..."
Pei Ye poked for a while and found that the novice guidance just skipped had important clues.
She quickly pulled out the novice guide for a closer look.
A piece of parchment was rolled up in the center of the picture, the text in front was clear, but the back was contaminated with ink, intermittent.
[Hundreds of thousands of years ago, there was plenty of aura in heaven and earth. Although immortals, humans, demons, and demons had friction, they were generally peaceful. 】
[The human world has a vast continent. There are hundreds of countries on the continent. There is a small country with a population of less than one million. 】
The dots of ink behind the two sentences obscured several lines of handwriting.
[... years later, Empress Xuan Changguo gave birth to ...'... Su '...]
After that, there was another piece of ink, and Pei Ye could barely see a few words.
The contact context should be what happened to the prince named "Su", who guessed that "Xi Chang" was destroyed by the country? After the annihilation of the country, "Su" turned black and did a great deal of anger and resentment. In the end, the anger of heaven was furious and a curse was dropped. Unless "Su" pays off the numerous karma on his body, otherwise eternal life cannot be relieved.
In the end, the soul of "Su" turned into this egg.
Players need to hatch the eggs and accompany "Su" to earn merit and luck to help "Su" wake up.
After Pei Ye saw it, there was only one idea--
"Rough game background!"
You can find a bunch of similar free materials in the settings of Bad Street.
To understand the game background of this egg, Pei Ye set out to study how to make copies to earn "merit."
Although the friend is a pit product, but since he promised to help raise the cub, then he kept the puppet and was idle.
Addicted to online games or addicted to games, it makes no difference, it can also pass the time.
The copy entry is easy to find.
In the upper right corner of the screen, there is a skull button with a saucy bag, which says "copy".
Click in, and a long roll of parchment appears on the screen. The parchment is a bit old, with a bit of tan in the corners.
Except for the first copy, which is lit, everything is locked, with a gray sign, and cannot be opened.
She can only click on the top copy of the introduction.
Seeing this, I was almost blind.
[Why did the old lady in the seventies die tragically on the street? Why do hundreds of sows scream every night? Why have the condoms been repeatedly hacked? Why do the girls' dormitory underwear frequently be stolen? What's the secret behind the theft of dormitory sheets? Who did the queen of chrysanthemums bloom? Behind it all! !! !! Is it a distortion of human nature or a loss of morality? Stay tuned for this copy channel and let [your dad] lead us into the heart of the demon and goblin and explore the unknown world ...]
Curiosity asked her to come in, and her desire to survive made her want to cross the interface.
"What shit?"
(╯ ‵ □ ′) ╯︵┻━┻
Pei Ye had a sense of anger in which IQ was rubbed on the ground by friends.
She wanted to uninstall the game. However, this broken game is toxic, and the interface is actually stuck at this time. She also slipped to [Enter the copy].
"Can this be done?"
She doesn't believe that her brains are stuck at running apps unless someone secretly acts as a demon.
For example, the maker of this app.
Pei Ye locked the suspect, and the screen prompts several prompts.
Ready to enter the copy, please players to prepare.
Countdown 3 ...
Countdown 2 ...
Countdown 1 ...
Enter the copy!
I wish you a happy game!
The pleasing sound of the game sounded, and before Pei Ye responded, his eyes suddenly turned dark, and he was completely unconscious.
Before she lost consciousness, she heard laughter from her friends.
[All interpretation rights belong to Tiannao! 】
[I don't agree with you and hit me! 】
(End of this chapter)