Chapter 755: 755: Sir, I tell you a joke

Chapter 755 Chapter 755: Sir, I tell you a joke
Is the teacher famous?
Her will is the most reasonable reason.
The strategy of Xi Tianzi to make the princes to Jiang Yanji is even better than chicken ribs.
Not only does holding the young emperor not benefit her, it can also become a self-binding drag.
Therefore, even if the audience in the broadcast room kept persuading her to try out the emperor to make the princes taste, Jiang Yanji remained indifferent.
"Bogo, are you all right?"
Jiang Yanji stretched her hand in front of Huang Song, and the other side stretched out her hand dullly, and she pulled up with a little effort.
"Thank you Lanting."
Huang Song Changsong sighed, and was about to raise his hands to wipe the sweat, embarrassed to find that the sleeves were all stained with blood, and finally the vomiting urged again. He quickly pleaded guilty, turned around and vomited again. This time, even the acid water was gone, leaving only uncomfortable retching.
As for the fact that Jiang Yanji was a woman, Huang Song even forgot about the back of his head, or that he had no extra energy to think about it.
When the old woman tore several guards alive, Yang Xun protected the young emperor with his body. Now that he is in no danger, he has returned to the public.
"Liu Zhongqing ... is that really your girl?"
Yang Yan belongs to the military attache. His official title is not on the same level as Liu Yan. Taking advantage of the chaos in the scene, he took the opportunity to ask Liu Yan next to him.
Liu Yan smiled calmly with his lips raised and choked the other side out. "It's not my girl, is it yours?"
Yang Yan almost broke the line, "Who arguing with you? You are clearly asking."
"Lanting is naturally my daughter. These years have made her show her men's clothes, and have tormented her." Liu Yan calmly said.
Yang Yan was speechless, his expression became very strange and awkward.
Liu Ye asked him, "Why? You look so weird, is it because you have lost a lot in Lanting's hands, and now you feel frustrated?"
Yang Yan snorted, turned his head, and ignored Liu Yan.
However, Liu Ye did say that he was right.
Losing to a teenager, Yang Yan can openly say that the waves are pushing forward, he is older than the young. But now he told him that the boy who defeated him was a 29-year-old girl. At the same time that Yang Kun felt astonished, he had some unspeakable frustrations.
However, in retrospect of the scene in which Jiang Fangji had killed someone with ivory, he had to serve again.
With such divine power and skill, he lost no wrong.
Huangmen and the guards packed up the old woman's body, wiped the blood on the ground, and the young emperor was held to change into a uniform. The emperor was scared to urinate, and it was not very nice. If he continued to convene with the scent of urine, that would be too absurd.
With the help of the incense burner, the blood in the air was diluted a lot, but the thrilling scene just now was deeply imprinted in the minds of all the ministers.
The ministers returned to their respective positions, and Yang Tao patted his chest slightly in fear, "Father, is Liu Ye really a woman?"
Yang Xie used his ivory wattle to cover up slightly, and said to Yang Tao, "Liu Zhongqing acknowledged that there could be fake?"
Yang Tao opened his eyes in amazement and swallowed nervously.
He thought of Jiang Yanji's fierce murder on the battlefield, and felt unacceptable.
"It's hard to imagine, this is a heroic man. How did it become a daughter's house?"
Yang Ye's army has worked with Jiang Yanji, and Yang Tao also likes to dance with swords. He has always introduced Jiang Yanji as his confidant.
"What's wrong with my daughter's house?" Yang Yan glanced at the unhelpful son with an angry look. "It doesn't matter if he is a man or a woman. What's important is that people are now Maru Muchi! Look at you, if Shaoyang is busy Busy helping you, dare not take you out for your father. "
With Yang Tao's temperament, Yang Xuan was extremely worried.
Saying no son, if it wasn't for Yan Lin, the intimate nanny and best friend, how could Yang Ye dare to bring Yang Tao out?
He was such a son in his life, and he was really afraid that his son was too indifferent and he tossed himself to death.
Yang Tao bowed his lips with a grudge, and Yang Yan wanted to hit someone with such annoyance.
"Look for your father, you are more like a noble girl than that of Liu Zhongqing's daughter! The grandfathers are aggrieved and look up!"
Yang Tao suffers daily grievances.
On the other side, the witch horse who finally managed to escape the danger returned to his place, and the surrounding ministers moved outside to avoid him like a snake.
Although Wuma Ma always said that he was wronged, the scene of the talent was so infiltrating that the ministers had a psychological shadow.
Xu Pei was silent, Xu Fei seemed to think of something, and raised his hand to poke his cousin's waist and eyes with a watt board.
"What?" Xu Pei glared at him.
Xu Fei raised her eyebrows, gloating gleefully, "If you remember correctly, Brother Pei, you seemed to have Wu Ji serve Liu Yan before?"
Xu Pei's face was darkened.
Xu Fei didn't mention that matter, he was angry when he mentioned it.
The big guys are all Xu's children, and Xu Fei's moves behind the shame are too bad.
Xu Pei has always believed that Xu Fei once made a stalk, and separated him and Liu's father and daughter. Now naturally he will not give Xu Fei a good look.
"Well, you remember that right. What about it? If there is a male style outside, you won't allow Liu Yan to like women? Such a thing is worth your surprise, as if you have never seen the world." Xu Pei was in a bad mood. His pig cousin, his cousin, was just stupid once or twice. He just demolished his stage just now and missed a chance to make Liu's father and daughter unkind.
Xu Fei wanted to watch his cousin get out of bed. He didn't expect that his temper was bad, but sprayed him.
At this moment, Xu Fei hummed back, the two brothers continued to look at each other and hate each other.
As the party in question, Jiang Yanji was calm.
This time, she securely accepted the appointment of Marushu Maki, and the courtiers couldn't be jealous, one by one, like a background board.
Dare to be jealous?
Think back to the old lady just now. Before the blink of an eye, it was still alive. After the blink of an eye, it became a pile of corpses.
They are all ordinary men and women, but they are not as tough as that demon. They don't need five sticks to get them back.
The end of the dynasty will end, and Baiguan courtiers floated out of the hall.
Not long after that, the news that Jiang Yanji was a woman spread throughout the entire Luzhou Imperial City like wings.
"Hahaha-Mr. Yang, Mr. Feng, I heard a particularly funny joke today!"
Li Yi and other generals lived in the camp outside the city, but after training, there was nothing to do, so he went to the city for a walk.
Halfway through, Li Yan heard a particularly funny news and immediately came to Yang Si and Feng Zhen to share it.
Yang Si was absent. Feng Zhen was holding the green onion pancake in his hand, and while writing and writing, he heard the laughter of Li Pan and almost made a typo.
"What a funny joke, let me listen to sir."
Feng Zhen put his pen down, stuffed the last piece of onion cake into his mouth, and drank a cup of tea to moisturize his mouth.
"Someone said that our host is a woman, hahaha, sir said it was funny or not?"
Feng Zhen looked at Li Yan with pity on his face, as if caring about his mental retardation.
Li Min smiled, and found that Feng Zhen did not laugh, and he stopped boringly.
"Doesn't the joke look funny?"
"This is reality. The principal is a woman. Why laugh?"
Li Yan: "..."
Wait, is he still dreaming?
_ (: з 」∠) _ It's late, Cavinka's a bit harsh.
Thanks to Cang Xue for washing the sword and the happy three-year-old He Shiji, who is so cute, (赏 3￣) づ
PS: In addition, bless the koala angel who does not climb the tree is 99, happy wedding.
(End of this chapter)