Vol 6 Chapter 24: Uncle Wonder from a cigarette

In order to express their gratitude, the Karl people built such an indestructible small fortress in accordance with the requirements of the generals of the Star Army at that time. They were used to house those very dangerous loot, such as power gems, which must be stored in the deepest place.
But the ending of Karl Star is still disappointing. After the peace was achieved, their civilization developed at a high speed and flourished. However, the internal divisions and the civil war also appeared in the later period.
Because the Star Army has the principle of non-interference in the internal affairs, and it is impossible to stop this civil war, it has reached the third year of the civil war. This fateful planet, because of the energy burst out of the war, attracted the angels who swallowed the stars. Attention, they reported the situation of Karl Star to the planet devourer.
Subsequently, the planet devourer rushed to Karl Star to siphon the entire planet clean.
The final remnants of Karl Star's explosion flew to all parts of the universe, including the earth tens of thousands of light years away.
The speed of the debris exploding on the planet is enough to exceed the speed of light and cross the dimension. On the earth, because of these cursed metals, there has been a series of tragedies. The most direct is the birth of Wolverine, and a tribe in Africa was ganged by General Tresk The children slaughtered cleanly.
In the face of the planet devourer Galatus, the Star Army did not dare to take any action, and could only find a way to transport some Carls and place them on another habitable planet.
At that time, the Star Army actually wanted to place these people on the Terra Star, but it was very simply rejected.
Terra is a planet with a highly developed business and tourism culture. It is impossible to accept a group of refugees who are caught in a civil war and then destroyed their homes. For the neutral and peaceful Terrans, like the Karls, they were caught in a civil war. The civilization in which one kills oneself is just a group of barbarians. How could it be possible to take them in case of a violent attack?
The most important thing in business is stability!
This is the origin of this loot collection.
"Are you playing with a nuclear bomb or something like that?"
Li Kang turned around and asked Deadpool.
The Deadpool shook his head again and again, "I'm not a madman. Whoever carries that kind of game should be useless, but even if I bring it, it's useless. The nuclear bomb that I can carry with me is simply not powerful enough to explode it. We have to think of other ways. "
Li Kang had to continue to find a way, he suddenly flashed his eyes, "Why don't we knock on the door, just get lost, can't we deceive the door?"
The deadpool jumped up on the thigh, "Kang, I said you had the most ghost ideas. Why did you think of such a good idea, what are you waiting for, hurry up!"
The two immediately jumped up. Li Kang drew a big stick of unknown material from the garbage dump beside him. The Deadpool also found a big hammer. The two came to the gate and knocked on the table tennis.
The door was still motionless, but there were some dull sounds.
After knocking for about half an hour, the two were tired like a Shar Pei dog on the beach, lying motionless on the gate, sweating, and Li Kang's hair was soaked, looking like a water dog.
Li Kang gasped and said, "No....this gate...it's too thick for us, we just knocked on it...there is no way to pass in..."
"Me too....I thought so....huh....I haven't worked so hard in a long time. My arm is about to shake...but it's right...Edman Metal is the biggest The characteristic is that it is not easy to vibrate...otherwise it can be as dead as the Wolverine Logan...he has to be able to endure if he can’t move...the flesh...the end of the separation..."
"Don't talk, I regret to die now... I should let the fatter... come by myself...grandma's...why am I suffering this..."
"I am dying...I am dying..."
"It doesn't matter," Li Kang gasped and wiped his sweat, his thumping heart calmed down a little bit, "If you don't accept the bastard, he will let him do something for himself. Not waiting anymore."
Deadpool threw the sledgehammer into the garbage dump and lay down on the door to let it go. He was too lazy to talk.
After about twenty minutes or so, the exhaustion that made people completely immobile just now dissipated, but the muscles all over the body, especially the muscles in the arms, shoulders and back were sour.
The two seemed to have returned to their childhoods. During their time playing in the ruined park of Hell's Kitchen, they had to avoid the addicts, climb up the tree to dig the bird nest, feed the ducks in the pond, or simply Meaningless crazy running and running, often running to the point of tired exhaustion, I don't know why, but I feel inexplicably happy.
Maybe it's because of carefree.
The meaningless hammer just now made them find their feelings.
"It's cool, I haven't been this cool for a long time." Deadpool took off the mask and wiped the sweat on the head with the mask. The feeling of sweat flowing down the cheek was very uncomfortable, and there was an unbearable itching sensation.
Li Kang felt that his throat was dry and astringent, so he took out a bit of rain and took a sip.
The smoke was smoky, and after exhaustion, a cigarette seemed like a fairy.
Looking at the cigarette in his hand, Li Kang wondered how to smoke it again. As long as he smokes, there will be no good results. As long as he clicks on this one, it will definitely cause some disasters. This is not the previous lung cancer because of these small ones. The cigarettes are made out. Anyway, the stock of this rainy cigarette is not much anymore. When these are all exhausted, quit smoking, no.. don't wait for the end of smoking, this is the last one, after enjoying this one, go back Quit smoking!
Just thinking of this, an alarm sounded suddenly above his head: smoke! Fire alarm! smoke! Fire alarm! !
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Both Li Kang and the Deadpool stood up arguing and did not see what was going on. A large piece of white flowers appeared on the top of their heads, and they buried them underneath.
Followed by an old man with a star header library carrying a very scary fire extinguisher rushed out.
"Fire alarm? There is a fire alarm?!!!" The uncle took up the fire extinguisher and sprayed it into the air. Finally, because the recoil of the fire extinguisher was too great, he brought the uncle to follow.
Li Kang silently looked at the white flowers and things. It turned out that the foam fire extinguishing agent fell on the body. This substance was not combustible. When it encountered air, it immediately produced a large amount of non-combustible foam, which covered the fire point. The effect of isolation fire extinguishing is generally used in places where valuables are loaded.
Because this foam is not corrosive, it will naturally evaporate after an hour, and will not hurt valuables. The ordinary rich people or museums will be equipped with such fire extinguishers.
The old man held the fire extinguisher and turned around on the ground many times. Finally, the fire extinguisher was empty, and he sat up breathlessly.
"Oh, my mother with a crooked neck, almost burped, but when you are old, you can't do it anymore. I thought, I was alone, fighting against the army of Cree alone. Effortless..."
Li Kang suffocated for a long time, still came out of the bubble, raised the extinguished cigarette in his hand, and said, "Grandpa, there is no fire, I was smoking, and the fire alarm was accidentally triggered. I am sorry."
"Old? Who said you are old? Your old man, I will annihilate the enemy Hal, can fight for another 10,000 years, you are old and gray, and the old man will not be old! Young people are not polite! Not educated!"
Uncle Hal murmured and walked to Li Kang, grabbed a cigarette, sniffed it under his nose, "This is a substance that is harmful to health, can temporarily make people feel soothed, not a good thing , This kind of low-level fun stuff, hum! Is there any? Give me one too!"
Li Kang's face twitched, and he obediently took out one and handed it to Lord Hal.
Grandpa Hal hurriedly took a bite and closed his eyes to enjoy for a while, "Huh! Boy, you are acquaintances, do you know the name of the enemy Harr~EbookFREE.me~ so Want to bribe me? I’m just up to you, I don’t want to impress me!
Li Kang nodded silently, took out a tin iron jug from his arms, opened the lid and passed it.
"This is... wine?!" Grandpa Hal's eyes glared, and he guzzled two times. "Hah! Enjoyable! What kind of wine is this, so powerful! It is ten thousand times stronger than what is Terra Fruit Wine!" "
"It's called Laobaikan. It's the most enjoyable wine. Isn't it good?"
"It's so cool! Hahaha..." Grandpa Hal has to talk to him again.
Li Kang grabbed the hip flask, thrust into his arms, and said leisurely, "Old man, you are just upset and out of low-level fun. People like me who are rude and uncultivated are not worthy of making friends with you."
Grandpa Hal immediately put on a smiley face and said, "Children...don't be so stingy, I am just making you play, who doesn't know that you are the best person in the universe, perfect."
Li Kang looked at the face of Lord Hal who was aware of the current affairs, and said that the organization with wonderful flowers would be full of wonderful flowers.