Vol 6 Chapter 178: Fastest record

"Oh, someone knows brother? I didn't expect that brother is a celebrity, did he come to sign? Is it signed on the chest, or on the underwear? Hahaha... Brother makes a joke, brother only for female fans Sign, so hurry and play with the eggs!"
Dr. Kiwi looked up at Tony. "It seems that we really found him."
Tony nodded, and he was also a little worried. The current deadpool is obviously in the upper state. The reason is not clear. It is now completely confused. At this time, if you disturb him, you might get some response, maybe. It's a grenade, or a knife in the head.
"I think it's you," Tony said embarrassedly. "He's obviously unconscious now. It's not impossible for me to say hello. It's just that I have to be prepared so that I might be exposed. I detect if there is any air. Little invisibility gadgets should be watching us."
"Hell's Eye...I should have thought about it." Dr. Kiwi cast two guardian spells, he and Tony whispered a few words, then walked carefully and patted the shoulder of the dead waiter.
"Boom!!"
Cold light flashed, and the dead waiter suddenly drew a knife and cut off the top of Dr. Kiwi's head. The blade was an inch away from Dr. Kiwi's head, blocked by invisible magic.
Tony reluctantly took out a green ticket and handed it over. The two of them had just made a small bet. Dr. Strange was betting that the Deadpool would cut with a knife, and Tony was betting that the Deadpool would take a gun.
"It's the two of you bastards!" The dead waiter withdrew his knife and gave Dr. Kiwi a big bear hug. "I knew that you loved me and would not be willing to let me leave the team. I actually want to continue An avenger, being a superhero has always been my dream..."
Dr. Kiwi and Tony glanced at each other awkwardly, and Dr. Kiwi politely broke away from the dead bear's hug.
Tony coughed twice, "Actually, you don't need to come back at all. I mean, it is your freedom to leave the team. We will not use our subjective will to influence you, from a theological point of view. , You have free will if you want to leave the team..."
"I don't want to leave the team..."
Tony almost choked, he ignored the words of the deadpool, Quan Dang did not hear, "We respect your idea of ​​leaving the team, and very solemnly approved it, and held a farewell party for you, everyone played very well Happy!"
"Farewell to the body, oh... you are too considerate, oh... wait! Farewell to my body? Why no one invited me?"
"Because you have left the team," Tony feels he can't make it anymore. "So, if you leave the team now, there will be alternates to take your place. If you want to come back, sorry...you can only Fill out the application again and we will find a way to arrange a backup position for you. You are now a glorious backup avenger."
"Oye! I'm a backup avenger!" Deadpool didn't realize that Tony didn't want him to return to the team, "Then you just want to tell me this good news? You are too sweet, wait for me to finish this Take it, I’ll take you to Hell Grilled Steak and Hell Mexican Roulade!"
Hell Steak...Hell Mexican Roulade...
Doctor Strange shivered, and the ghost knew what material it was made of.
In fact, Dr. Kiwi really wanted more. Those steaks and meat rolls are made of high-quality meat. Devils also like high-quality meat. In the world, the most they want is money. Anything you want!
You can eat as much steak as you like.
Hellgate Casino is to give gamblers a feeling of home, the kind they want to leave when they come.
Considering that the little friends who entered Hell will suffer forever in Hell forever, now give them a little sweetness, it is a gift for the new neighbor to move.
Deadpool is still talking about how the steak is delicious and juicy, and how the meat rolls are full-bodied.
The misunderstanding Dr. Bizarre's face was green, "Okay, let me vomit again, stop talking about eating. What information do you know about the devil here, how much do you know?"
Deadpool blinked, "Demon? I don’t quite understand what you’re talking about, oh...do you say that the man in black is a demon? No wonder he keeps people signing transshipment contracts to sell souls, it turns out so .... So, this demon is a good person."
"Good man?!"
Doctor Strange and Tony exclaimed together.
Deadpool nodded seriously, "Yeah, think about it, even if I am an undead, he is willing to sign a contract. Isn't this obviously showing water? And you don't even know the days of people who owe gambling debts. It is several times more miserable than living in hell, how many people they owe gambling debts rescued, and how many people they helped to quit gambling successfully."
"Stop gambling? Is it gambling for people to win money?" Dr. Kiwi feels that it has been a long time with the Deadpool. Three views need to be recharged, otherwise they will be deducted sooner or later.
"Of course, do you think gamblers only gamble to win money? In fact, it is not. Most gamblers gamble for the thrill of winning money, so when they win money casually, and win money When I got to work, everything started to become particularly annoying. Do you think it's interesting to watch the slot machine spit money out here? I see the three numbers 777, and it's almost vomiting!"
Although it is said on the mouth, when the three numbers 777 are flashing again on the slot machine 666, the waist of the deadpool is still like a spring, turning around, bowing his head, holding the basket and loading the money, all in one go!
"Oh, you have seen it," the Deadpool tried to explain awkwardly, "I have been institutionalized~EbookFREE.me~ became a slave to the slot machine, even if I am bored, in fact, I now hold this basket of games Currency, you can exchange money to go outside and enjoy, but I just can’t stop, you know? I have become a slave! I’m done!

The Deadpool packed the game coins, and then turned around to continue fighting the slot machine.
At this point, Lilith appeared out of nowhere behind Dr. Strange.
Tony saw it and raised his hand quickly, aiming the light anti-gravity gun at Lilith.
"Oh? You are the legendary Iron Man Tony Stark? I thought you would be taller and more powerful. After all, your nickname is Iron Man, and now it seems...some minis, it is a bit disappointing. ."
Lilith didn't shoot, just checked her nails patiently.
Dr. Kiwi closed his eyes awkwardly, raising his hand to signal Tony not to be nervous.
Tony lowered his hand in disbelief, but the fire control system was still aimed at Lilith, afraid of her unusual behavior.
"Little iron man, don't be so nervous," Lilith flirted with a charming look. "I'm an old friend with your Supreme Master, but he was a quick gunner in bed, or I gave him some tonic, otherwise His kidney-deficiency hat is not so easy to take off."
Deadpool giggled, "Actually, he hasn't even taken off his kidney-deficiency hat, and many people call him Master of Kidney-Deficiency."
Lilith chuckled. "Is it? I thought that after taking my medicine, he could restore some kidney function. You know, he keeps the record of the fast gunman with me. I think about it... .. the fastest record seems to be 11 seconds..."
Dr. Kiwi's head became two big and quickly stopped Lilith, "Okay, little secret between us, there is no need to tell outsiders."
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