Chapter 248: Humanoid fat pig

Chapter 248 Humanoid Fat Pig
The two of them were sitting in the square enjoying a rare moment of leisure and warmth. Suddenly Roddy heard the noise of people coming from the corner of the square in the distance. Only a few knights wearing the Royal Knights came towards here, seemingly looking Be vigilant, searching for something with careful eyes.
"Look." Roddy motioned to Miaosi with his eyes.
Miaosi smiled lightly and covered her mouth and said, "I am afraid that someone found the horse was missing and came out to find a horse thief." After a pause, Miaosi continued to explain: "There is a horse market in the royal capital nearby. There are often thieves who steal horses to sell the stolen horses. Those knights who lost their horses must have gone there."
Roddy chuckled and pulled Miaosi up, and the two quickly ran to lead his horse and quietly left in the opposite direction of the square.
Naturally, as two people, there is no need to sneak away like this, but at the moment they both find this new and interesting, and they flee on horseback all the way, leaving only a string of happy laughter on the street. The two ran happily, but when they passed an intersection, a galloping carriage emerged from the diagonal.
Seeing that Roddy's horse was frightened, the two sides were about to collide with each other. Fortunately, Roddy's riding skills were really good. He squeezed the reins, and the horses made a long hiss, and the front hoof kicked the tall manpower!
Roddy stopped the horse just now, and the other coachman was frightened and stopped in a hurry, but because of inertia, the carriage was thrown out at once, swept across the ground, and almost turned over.
It was so easy to wait for both sides to stop, and immediately heard someone yelling furiously: "Bastard thing! How do you ride a horse!"
Before he could speak, he drew towards Roddy with a whip.
Roddy frowned slightly, and turned his head to the side, and the opponent took his whip away. Roddy didn't want to cause trouble, and it was true that he and Miaosi ran wildly just now, and it almost caused disaster.
But the other party was reluctant. Seeing that Roddy actually avoided "boldly", he shouted, and quickly dared to get on a few horses from the back of the carriage, and immediately the knights were all wearing bright armor. Immediately surrounding them, several spears were raised flat, enclosing Roddy and Mya Si.
"What's going on! Do you want to kill me!!" A sharp roar came from the carriage, and the coachman immediately rushed to the side of the carriage, and said respectfully: "Little, miss... two The short-eyed guy stands in the way."
"Huh!" With a heavy cold snort, the "lady" voice came from the carriage: "Twenty whips for me! I have to go back quickly!"
The coachman immediately responded, turning his head and shouting to Roddy who was surrounded by him: "You two listen carefully! Stand obediently, our lady said, let you go if you get twenty whips for one person!"
He smashed his horse whip twice, and walked over with a sneer on his face. When he approached and saw Miaosi's face, he couldn't help but startled. He has never seen such a beautiful girl, and involuntarily involuntarily showed a little infatuation in his eyes, and then the smile on the corner of his mouth is even more weird: "That, such a beautiful little girl, it's not good to be broken. That kid, you are the one. Come and get the whip!"
The guards on both sides of the knights gave way, the coachman walked up to Roddy, seeing Roddy still riding on the horse, coldly said: "What's the matter? Do you want me to drag you down!"
Miaosi's face had already sunk. She has always been arrogant and indifferent, and her tenderness is only for Roddy. She has never been half-faced to others. Seeing that the other party is unreasonable, she has a bit of anger in her eyes. Roddy knew in his heart that if she angered Miaosi, let alone such a few knights, even in the entire capital city, there might not be anyone who could stop Miaosi. He immediately held Miaosi's hand lightly, shook his head secretly, and said loudly: "We were wrong just now, and almost made you overturned. We apologize for that! What else do you want? And if it wasn't for your carriage in the street How can we run into each other when we run wildly? It's not just our fault to say it wrong."
"Hmph, so bold!" The coachman's face was a bit arrogant: "You are not local to the accent! Don't you even recognize the carriage of the right xiang's family? In the entire capital city, who dares to stop this carriage! "After that, the driver was already impatient, and he drew it with a whip.
But I heard a scream of "Oh," and didn't see how Roddy moved, but saw that the coachman flew out at once, fell to the ground and played a few rolls before holding his head and yelling.
"Bold!" This time it was a middle-aged man among the several guard knights who yelled at him. His face was gloomy and he shouted, "Grab!"
Several knights sent their spears forward—they didn't really want to kill Roddy just like that, they just wanted to use their spears to force each other to stop moving. Roddy's eyes narrowed, a sharp look flashed in his eyes.
Immediately I heard the crisp sound of ping-pong-pong, and the knights yelled loudly. Looking at the spears in their hands, they were short in two and fell to the ground. All the knights’ hands were full of blood. I don’t know what weird method this young man used to break everyone’s spears and throw them on the ground. These knights only felt a huge force coming from the spears, and the palms of their hands were severely painful. Hands up.
Roddy clapped his hands lightly and said faintly: "Just now we rode too fast and bumped into you. We apologized and apologized. Forget it, we have to hurry!" He just heard the other party say "right phase". , I had already expected that the other party must be the family member of the right, leaving a little room for the shot, and didn't make a cruel move.
Otherwise, with Roddy's identity and strength at the moment, the other party dared to attack him, it would be more than just breaking the weapon.
"Hey! Good means!" An angry voice came from the carriage, and the carriage door was pushed open, and the "lady" jumped out of the carriage door.
Looking at the "lady" standing in front of him, Roddy was stunned for a moment to speak.
It's nothing else, it's just that the young lady's appearance is really so weird. She did not wear the costumes of ordinary noble ladies, but a mighty armor! There was a sword in his hand!
That sword is also different from the slender, decorative sword worn by ordinary nobles, but a standard giant sword!
Looking at this young lady again, Roddy couldn't help but laugh.
It's not that the other person is ugly. According to conscience, this eldest lady has fair skin, piercing eyes, white teeth and red lips. Long hair fluttering.
just……
It's just that she is too "full".
The original pair of eyes with piercing eyes were squeezed into two thin gaps on her face at this moment. If you didn't look closely, you could hardly see that those two gaps were actually her eyes. Her nose is also straight, but it is squeezed together by the fat on both sides of her cheeks, it looks like a garlic.
Those two lips were also bright red, but they were too fat, so she didn’t even smile, and she just made a sneer at the moment... This smile is terrible, how can it look like a piece of blood? Big mouth!
As for her figure... it can barely be regarded as the lordosis and back curl, but it is a pity that it is seven or eight times larger than the usual woman in size. If she divides her body into seven or eight, then each one can still be regarded as graceful and graceful.
As for her waist...well, to be fair, she has no waist anymore, but it can only be regarded as three or four buckets!
This eldest lady is standing in front of Roddy's horse, like a meat mountain! It is not that she is too fat, barely enough to be worth four or five fat pigs.
As for her age...in fact, she is not too old, and depending on her age, she can barely be Roddy's mother.
Looking at the Roshan in front of him, Roddy couldn't help sighing. Suddenly he couldn't help but admire the coachman a little!
There is such a "eldest lady" in the carriage, and it can actually frame the carriage so fast...and the horses that pull the carriage...well, there is the carriage, it seems that the iron and wood of Roland mainland are solid The degree is indeed well-deserved!
As if feeling Roddy's gaze, the eldest lady shouted: "What are you looking at!" After speaking, she slashed the giant sword in her hand with a threat.
The sword is indeed not small, and the weight is probably not light. At least in Roddy's memory, the only people he knows are the giant guards of the Tulip family who used to use this large sword.
But such a big sword, in the hands of this "burly" lady, is as small as an embroidery needle.
Roddy immediately retracted his gaze--because of his previous appearance, Roddy never made any mockery of others' peculiar appearance. He cleared his throat, nodded slightly, and said seriously: "We just rushed and accidentally ran into your carriage. I apologize here first. Everyone is in trouble, please don't pursue it... As for your weapon damage, I am willing to compensate." Di stretched out his hand and took it in his arms.
It's just that this cut was empty. He didn't have half a gold coin on his body, and there were a few gold coins of the Bright Empire, which were used when buying flowers this morning. At this moment, even if he wanted to secretly squeeze the gold coins into gold nuggets, he couldn't use them.
The "eldest lady" saw Roddy's face embarrassed, and immediately guessed what the other person was thinking, and smiled disdainfully. Roddy smiled bitterly: "I don't have any money with me, are you from the Lord Righteous Mansion? I will send the money later."
"Report your name! Your Excellency! You wounded my subordinates, and I will challenge you in accordance with the tradition of the Roland Knights!" The eldest lady's tone was low, but she couldn't hide the arrogance: "I am Suo The daughter of the right minister of the Lun Kingdom, my name is Ruolan."
Ruolan?
Roddy almost used incomparable perseverance to forcibly suppress the urge to laugh wildly.
If it's you, look at a five-and-three ugly man standing in front of him, with murderous aura, holding a big sword used by a strong man in her hand, a woman in her forties who calls her name "Ruolan"...
Roddy frowned and said in a low voice: "Miss Ruolan...We also ran into your Excellency inadvertently. Let's just leave it alone...I and Lord Right..."
Miaosi was a little impatient. In her capacity, what kind of opposing party, noble ministers, even the king would be polite when they saw her. Where did she experience such sulking? She snorted displeasedly, and said coldly: "It's just an accident. You are unreasonable first! Can you be so domineering in King Sauron?!"
When she spoke, the eldest lady named Ruolan's eyes were immediately attracted to Miaosi. I saw Ruolan in a daze, seeing the charming woman in front of her with a thin face of anger. Although her brows were faintly angry, she couldn't hide her stunning face and faint charm.
This Miss Ruolan's eyes lit up, and the content in her eyes was clearly a kind of fascination, and her expression on her face became trivial and involuntary.
With Miaosi's face, all men who have seen her show such an expression, Miaosi has long been accustomed to it, but at this moment such eyes and expressions are from a woman's face, Miaosi feels a chill in her heart for no reason.
Sure enough, that Miss Ruolan swallowed unabashedly, staring at Miaosi with a pair of eyes unabashedly, and took a deep breath, with a weird smile on her face: "I wonder if there is such a woman in the capital... , Let's do it, if you give me this woman, I will spare your life, how?!"
Even Roddy was stupid when he said this. If an ordinary nobleman sees a beautiful woman with evil thoughts and wants to occupy her own possession, that would be normal, but does this young lady actually like female sex? !
The corner of Miaosi's eye muscles trembled faintly, and her heart was obviously very angry. Her fist was already pinched. With Roddy's understanding of her, I am afraid that this black veiled saint would throw a fireball over at any time, and would be like the pervert in front of him. Missy flies.
Roddy drank coldly: "boring!"
He didn't want to bother about the other party anymore. He took a cold look at Ruolan, pulling up the reins and going away. If he wanted to come, relying on his own strength, the other party would definitely not be able to stop him.
"Stop!" Ruolan yelled, squinted at Roddy and Miaosi. When her eyes turned to the horses they were riding, she suddenly brightened her eyes and laughed in a low voice: "Your accent does not seem to be Local people! But looking at your horses, they are clearly the horses of the Royal Knights! Come on, where did these two horses come from!!! The decree of the Sauron Kingdom, the royal horses can only be ridden by the royal family and the Royal Knights I'm afraid you two are not the royal family! Why don't I recognize you at all!" She sneered coldly: "I saw someone from the Royal Knights searching for something in front of you. It won't be related to you!"
At this moment, there were originally dozens of horses behind, all wearing the armor of the Royal Knights. The dozens of horses rushed to the crowd and jumped off the horses neatly.
Roddy's face was a little embarrassed, thinking that the other party was looking for the horse thief-although he was not afraid of these people, but the dignified imperial envoy actually came to steal the horse, and his face was dull.
But the knights didn't even look at Roddy. The first knight bowed to Ruolan and respectfully said: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty has an order, please go back quickly and have a banquet in the palace tonight. Dear guest, you must attend."
princess? ?
Roddy almost turned his face and eyes round.
Children of the right, the princess?
Isn't she the king's wife?
For the first time in his life, Roddy finally gave birth to some admiration and sympathy for that king...