Chapter 55:
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The Female Lead Has No Cheats
- Xuāncǎo Yāohuā
- 2873 characters
- 2021-03-02 10:17:32
After a moment of embarrassment, Leita coughed and smiled cheekily while holding the bowl, before continuing to speak.
He intends to use his own smirk to resolve the embarrassment of the honey juice at this time.
The domestic network live broadcast room, the barrage is neatly brushed:
"Hahahahaha, laugh to death, best today! Sure enough, no one can escape Wang Jingze's true fragrance law!"
"Hahaha Haqiqi really vengeful, Qiqi, you have to vengeate on different occasions, don't offend others' ducks, we should be all-round when going abroad, don't be so rectal."
"Is it only me who grasps the point! I thought Li Murou was the king, and Kiki was bronze. As a result, Kiki was the real father who could fight! Kiki is really handsome when he catches snakes! I think I want Falling in love, Kiki, I want to marry you! "
"I found it. Lin Yueqi seems to be able to do anything, and has a much stronger hands-on ability than Li Mu? Qi Qi will not only fish in the wild, but also make bows and arrows, but also catch snakes freehand. Excuse me, who wouldn't like such a powerful Kiki! I will kneel down for her! "
"Really, Lin Yueqi is so powerful, with a hands-on ability mAX. Although Li Murou does a good food video, it is only limited to her scope. It seems that in the real wilderness, her colorful food skills seem a bit ... emmmm. She cooks, the men have to clean up the ingredients for her, but Lin Yueqi is fishing by herself. Although her chicken soup is really good, I always feel that I have lost a quality of life, I ca n’t say it. That feeling always feels too perfect, but it is a bit distorted. Lin Yueqi's snake soup is more life-like. "
"Yes, at least Lin Yueqi's snake soup will not be poisonous. And watching Lin Yueqi's methods of catching and killing snakes is obviously a veteran. I remembered that when I was living in the countryside, I had also caught cauliflower snakes like Lin Yueqi, but never like She dares to get started as well. Cowhide cowhide, the most cowhide Lin Yueqi! "
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"Natural Storm" live broadcast for two days, and finally became popular under Lin Yueqi's toughness.
# 彪 彪 林悦琪 谁与争锋 #
# Sexy spicy mother Lin Yueqi scared cry mercenary #
# 李 木 柔 The food is poisonous and almost killed ... #
As soon as these three topics came out, the first two comments unified the style of "Ha ha ha ha ha ha this Lin Yueqi I'm a fan".
However, Li Murou's style of the topic is exactly the opposite. There are not so many people watching the documentary live broadcast. After all, there are no edits. Most netizens are afraid of being too boring, and most people are waiting for the film. In this hot topic, there are fragments of everyone's food poisoning.
In this video, Li Murou deliberately cut off the cooking part, and kept the food poisoning clips of everyone.
Netizens became angry when they saw this edited video:
"The lying trough Li Murou is really poisonous? Is it really okay to be so rigorous as a cook?"
"Served Li Murou, bells and whistles, was it shameful to go abroad?"
"God, I was scared to death, but fortunately everyone is okay! Li Murou is too arrogant? She takes herself too seriously, she seems to deliberately exclude Lin Yueqi? I do n’t know if her relationship with Lu Ting is true or not, but if I were Lu Ting, can you like this kind of woman? Am I blind? "
"+1, can Lu Ting like this kind of woman? Ha ha, blind or blind."
The scolding of Li Murou on the Internet is getting louder, but at this time, well-known directors posted on Weibo. The director is also a fan of Li Murou. Like Li Xiujie, he thinks it is normal for this to happen in the wild. There is no need to accidentally leave the team alone, which is not fair to girls.
Well-known directors spoke, and a group of well-known or unknown actors followed by likes and comments.
At this time, Li Murou's network of contacts also gradually played a role. Even if she was not in the country and could not speak, someone still helped her.
The well-known director personally brought a wave of rhythm, and all the netizens seemed to calm down. Do you think the director said something reasonable?
Everyone continues to watch the drama.
The next week, the team had no chance to play with Li Murou because they had to hurry. Everyone was eating compressed biscuits, or picking some wild fruit on the roadside.
They have no more than five hours of rest each day. At 5 a.m. every day, they continue to hurry before dawn, which is very hard.
On the ninth day, finally arrived at the original location on the map.
Unfortunately, they did not find any traces of wild elephants there. From the traces of wild elephant feces, wild elephants left here as early as half a month ago.
These days they ate all the compressed dry food they brought, and in the next days, they could only survive on the ingredients in the jungle. If they cannot catch prey, it means hungry.
In order to ensure sufficient ammunition, Lin Yueqi proposed to use bullets cautiously if he did not encounter any fierce beast while hunting. When you are hunting, you can consider using the bow and arrow made by her and Lu Ting. Since the "truly incense" hit her face that day, Leita's attitude towards Lin Yueqi has changed a lot, and she has been attentive from time to time to help her carry bags.
After the team's reorganization in the past few days, Lin Yueqi has obviously become the "leader" at the core of the team, and Li Murou has gradually been left out.
She didn't say much, and against Lin Yueqi's, she felt less and less present. As the only woman in the team, she feels that she has become a background board, and her mentality is becoming more and more unbalanced, but she can't show it under the camera and can only hold her back.
In the early morning of that day, when Lin Yueqi was asleep, Li Murou opened her eyes and stared at her head for a while.
She took a medicine bottle out of her pocket, unscrewed the cap, and poured the caught bug on Lin Yueqi's head.
Four or five African bugs crawled down Lin Yueqi's hair. She seemed to feel the bug, slapping her face on the face, and slapping five African bugs on her face.
Li Murou was startled and quickly closed his eyes.
She held her breath for a while and found that Lin Yueqi was not awake, and she was relieved. However, she just breathed a sigh of relief, and Lin Yueqi slapped her face on the face. The sound was clear and resounding throughout the silent wilderness.
She put all the sticky worms on her mouth, and she kept saying, "Come on, eat, eat."
This voice sounded like a dream.
Lin Yueqi forcibly wiped the body of the bug into her mouth, and Li Mu took her hand softly and shook it away. She wrapped her sleeping bag and turned her back, because the other party could stop, but Lin Yueqi kicked her on the back.
Li Murou almost yelled at this kick.
She was really intolerable, rubbing her waist that had been kicked by her, and sat up, raising her hand to give her a slap.
At this time, Lin Yueqi sat up suddenly, like a corpse, scaring her to tremble.
Lin Yueqi glanced at Li Murou's slap, rubbed her eyes, and looked innocently: "Sister, what are you doing? Are you sore muscles and want to do radio gymnastics?"
Li Murou looked at this idiot-like woman in front of her and gritted her teeth.
How did Lu Ting like this woman? Does this idiot stay around, don't you feel ashamed?
Lin Yueqi yawned and said, "Do you know Miss Sister? I just had two nightmares. I dreamed of feeding cakes to the fat group. She actually disliked the cake I made and shut her mouth tightly. , I also dreamed that I was being tracked abnormally, and I lifted my sleeve and pressed the other person to take a puff. The dream was so enjoyable and fun! "
Li Murou subconsciously rubbed the waist that had been kicked by her, black face: "You just kicked me."
Lin Yueqi was shocked: "Ah? No? I really hit someone? Where did it hit? I will show you."
Before Li Murou agreed, Lin Yueqi leaned over and lifted each other's clothes, and she saw a bruise. Lin Yueqi said: "Wow, it's really green! I will rub it for you, yuck--"
She sipped two saliva on her hand and evenly applied it to Li Murou's waist.
Li Murou: "............" I really wish to kill this woman.
She pushed Lin Yueqi away, frowning and said, "I'll go and let go."
"Oh, then I won't accompany you anymore. It's so cold outside." Lin Yueqi wrapped her sleeping bag tightly and made a small trembling look.
When Li Murou left the tent, Lin Yueqi made a grimace at her.
Li Murou didn't return to the tent after getting up early, but went to clean the hare from Leita last night. She planned to make a wild roast rabbit.
This time she must not make any mistakes, she must make it before the big guy gets up. At this time, Lin Yueqi hadn't gotten up yet, and Lu Ting was still in his tent. The two people didn't meet each other, so there would be no ambiguity.
In addition, everyone has been very tired in recent days. Under such circumstances, will Lin Yueqi and Lu Ting still have time to love?
Ah. of course not.
Li Murou went to the pool not far away to clean the hare. On the camp side, Lu Ting also walked out of the tent with his toiletries.
They have been in the jungle for nine days. Lin Yueqi has not had standard physical training for nine days, but has eaten a lot.
Although it is very hard to get on the road these days, Lin Yueqi is not thin. Therefore, Lu Ting and Lin Yueqi made an appointment to get up early today to focus on exercising their upper limbs.
Lin Yueqi is now 128 pounds. Although he is protruding forward and backward, the BmI value is still high, and he needs to lose weight to make the body thinner, preferably thin and healthy.
In fact, Lu Ting does not care whether she can return to the previous "thin and thin", even if she does not receive good resources because of her body, he can still support her for a lifetime. But he felt that if Lin Yueqi's BmI value could not be restored to normal, then her obesity was not really good.
Lu Ting brushed his teeth and saw that Li Murou had also gotten up and was cleaning the hare not far away.
He walked to Lin Yueqi's tent and called her outside.
However, the girl in the tent closed her eyes and pretended to die, automatically shielding Papa Lu from the devilish urge to get up.
Lu Ting saw that she should not, and said, "No more, I can come in."
She pretended to be asleep, of course she wouldn't. Even if Father Lu climbed into her tent, she wouldn't have responded.
Seeing that she continued to die, Lu Ting placed her toiletries outside the tent, took off her shoes and drilled in.
The space for this two-person tent is not large. Lu Ting's height of one meter nine can't even straighten his legs, and he can't straighten up when kneeling. The space is too narrow. Lu Ting kept the kneeling and crawling posture, stretched his hands with frowns, and put cold hands into Lin Yueqi's neck.
It was already late autumn, and the morning temperature in the forest was already low. When the man's cold hand was stuffed into her neck, she was trembling cold.
But in order to sleep more, Lin Yueqi gritted her teeth and vowed to die.
Seeing that she was still awake, Lu Ting directly took out the mass killer's hand, stretched her foot to her mouth, and even stuffed her mouth.
Lin Yueqi: "............"
It's really cruel. Daddy Lu, you are a domineering president anyway, can you not use such a rash approach? Sooner or later, you will be kicked out of the overbearing general circle. :)
She rolled over, her head retracted into her sleeping bag, and continued to sleep.
Lu Ting: "..."
Due to Lu Ting's early rise, the other three men in the same tent did not fall asleep, and got up one after another. As soon as they walked out of the tent, they smelled the smell of roasted rabbit meat.
What Li Murou did was to tear and roast rabbits.
She used the optimization of [Gourmet Chef] system, even if there is no seasoning, the system also allows the shredded rabbit to show its proper color and taste. The rabbit after the system optimization is complete with spices and roasted with golden dripping oil. Not only does the chili noodles and red oil brighten the overall color, but also sprinkles with crispy sesame seeds.
Leita, Zhou Qing, Huang Hai, as well as a photographer, also couldn't care about washing, smelling the scent around. Everyone was hungry for a night, the front chest was attached to the back, they could not bear the smell, and they began to sit down and enjoy themselves without washing their hands.
This is the second time they have eaten Li Murou's food since they entered Linzi. They were shocked again by the taste of the food she made.
This time, the rabbit meat did not add any plants in the jungle, and no similar situation of food poisoning will happen. Thinking of this layer, everyone ate in peace and greedily sucked the roast sauce of rabbit meat.
The taste of rabbit meat is fragrant and full-bodied. The strap is crispy and crisp, which is unique to roasted products, but inside it is soft and soft, with a spicy flavor. The deliciousness of the game is elevated to the highest level by Li Murou's cooking skills, making people intoxicated and unable to extricate themselves for a long time.
At the moment of eating food, everyone began to reflect. Have you been slowing Li Murou these days? Is it too much to hold Lin Yueqi?
The three men sat in front of the fire, and Lu Ting's low air pressure could almost suffocate people in the tent.
Lin Yueqi's dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, and firmly implements the purpose of sleeping for another half an hour.
After Lu Ting tried several ways to wake her up to no avail, she unzipped her sleeping bag and exposed her to the man.
If you pretend to die, you must put it to the end. Does he think she can't sleep without the sleeping bag? think too much.
Just when Lin Yueqi thought she was going to win, someone's body was crushed like a mountain. The man ’s chest was tightly pressed against her chest, his hands were very = resting on her waist, his lips blowing against her auricles.
Lin Yueqi shuddered for a while, and goose bumps rose at a speed visible to the naked eye.
She thinks Lu Ting's move is so erotic! ! He will not be in broad daylight ...
Lu Ting blew a few breaths to her ears, her voice was low, and the gentle emphasis gave an irresistible magnetism: "Baby, you can't get out of bed, I can kiss."
She knew Lu Ting's voice was nice, but she didn't expect his voice to be so low and so magnetic.
The man's breath gradually pressed closer, and when her lips were close to hers, she suddenly opened her eyes and shoved him: "Lying trough, Father Lu, I didn't expect you to be so erotic!"
"Are you awake? Wake up and go out with me. Do five sets of tablet support today." Lu Ting sat up, grabbed her wrist and pulled her up.
Because of the magnetic "baby" he just said, Lin Yueqi's heart is still "banging". Originally it was just a sparse action of pulling the wrist, but Lin Yueqi's entire face burned into a monkey butt.
Lu Ting didn't think there was anything wrong, but when he saw the girl's blushing face, inexplicably guilty, she immediately released her hand.
At the same time, outside the tent.
Li Murou was tearing the rabbit meat in his hand, and a reminder sounded suddenly in his ear: "The male and female hosts have 3 goodwills for each other. You will be punished for 3 hours [food like shit] and erase all the good impressions your teammates have on your food. "
Just after the reminder, the air was filled with a terrifying stench.
Zhou Qing, Leita, and Huang Hai suddenly swallowed two feces in their mouths. The stench bombarded their senses and bombarded their limbs.
After the three of them spit out the food in their mouths, they began to vomit wow again and vomited all the wild fruits and dry food they ate last night.
At this moment, they even began to miss the last "food poisoning". At least the last time, there wouldn't be such a strong smell of disgusting people, nor would it cause a huge bombardment of their senses as they do now, leaving them with a psychological shadow ...