Chapter 56:
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The Female Lead Has No Cheats
- Xuāncǎo Yāohuā
- 3012 characters
- 2021-03-02 10:17:33
Lu Ting dragged Lin Yueqi out of the tent and saw four people sitting in front of the fire and vomiting.
Several men almost spit out their intestines, and depending on their discomfort, it seems to be worse than food poisoning that day. Lin Yueqi was about to open her mouth and ask them what was wrong. The three men got up and ran to the pool not far away. They ran and shouted again and again: "It smells so bad! It smells so bad! Ah, I can't stand it!"
There was a breeze at the feet of the three. It looks like a dragon and a tiger, not like food poisoning.
Li Murou also ate some hares. At this time, she was also smitten with a wave, picked up the thermos resting on the ground, and poured water into her mouth to gargle. She couldn't care about the scene of a large rollover now, just crouching and vomiting, hoping to pull out her intestines.
On the other side, in spite of the cold weather, the three men jumped into the deep pool and washed all over them, trying to wash away the bad smell.
Lin Yueqi and Lu Ting looked at each other's anomalies.
Lu Ting frowned and said, "I'll go and see them. You go and ask her what happened."
As he spoke, he lifted the tip of his chin and pointed to Li Murou. Although very reluctant, Lin Yueqi walked over and found Kuai Shi beside Li Murou to sit down. When Li Murou almost vomited, she asked, "Sister, what's wrong with you? Food poisoning again?"
This "again" word deeply hit Li Murou's fragile little heart. She covered her chest and almost spit out old blood.
Lin Yueqi reached out and patted her on the back, letting her take a breath and said, "The next time you cook before you cook, let everyone help you identify whether the ingredients are poisonous. I know you grew up in the city It ’s normal for you to have a high spirit, but you ca n’t joke about the health of the whole team. Reta, our security captain, if something goes wrong with us, we meet poachers again, we Who is responsible for the safety of yours? "
Li Murou clenched her fists, glaring at her.
Lin Yueqi automatically shielded her little bit of "hate", frowned, and slapped her hand in front of the tip of her nose: "I'm going, what's this smell? Why is it so stinking ..."
The tip of her nose moved, sniffing the surrounding air.
Li Murou subconsciously moved away from her and consciously avoided her.
When Lu Ting passed, several men had come up from the water. The three of them sat side by side on the shore, gasping for breath.
Zhou Qing said: "Oh I go, the air is finally fresh and finally comfortable."
The little-talking Huang Hai almost didn't cry. He rubbed his red eyes and said, "Where did we offend her? She drank dark dishes for us! Even once or twice, even again and again, and again and again. Is she an undercover from a poacher? "
Leita rubbed her eyebrows and smashed her fist on the stone beside her. She said angrily: "I can't bear it anymore. This stinky girl is so good at cooking. Are you still blowing up? Now it's good She didn't eat a good meal she made, she also destroyed our hard-earned prey one after another. That's enough, her dark cooking almost abolished our half-life! She can't do anything, it's not you Hua How did the national stars mix in? How big did the back door open? "
As the [Gourmet Chef] system wiped out all the good impressions of Li Murou ’s food in their minds, they no longer remember the deliciousness of the food she made at this moment.
Instead, the three men carefully recalled her thick canned bread soup, all of which were full of vague fragments.
Originally, the canned bread soup in their memory was golden in color and unique in taste. But now, they recalled the canned bread soup, but the picture in their mind was dark, and the taste recalled was also salty, losing the feeling of being unable to stop.
They recall Li Murou's pheasant soup.
Although the pheasant soup poisoned their food, in their original memory, the soup was also very delicious. But now I recall that the soup was dull and tasteless, and the color texture was mediocre.
They want to taste the roast hare again ... where is there any delicacy, the mind is full of stench, the taste is like feces, forcibly filled with human senses, very disgusting.
All the foods made by Li Murou became dark dishes in their minds. But even so, the three men didn't feel anything strange at all, just started to feel like a mistress, pulling the land and starting to vomit.
Zhou Qing: "I really don't understand why she came to this show to harm us. Where did we offend her? The canned bread soup is salty, the pheasant soup has no taste at all, and the hare just now ... It ’s spicy, it does n’t have any flavor, and there is an indescribable stench. Suddenly I miss Sister Qi ’s grilled fish ... "
Huang Hai also said: "Brother, don't talk about it. I think now that the bread and canned soup she made is almost disgusting. I am also poisonous? I still thought it was delicious? A chicken ... "
Huang Hai, who has always had a very low sense of presence, suddenly swears, and everyone looked at him with an incredible face.
Leita ’s temper is obviously not yet extinguished, and the voice is like thunder: "Fuck, I thought this trip, the biggest danger is the poacher, I did not expect ... Ha ha, her level is not dark cooking , That's feces! It's still hot feces! "
Lu Ting: "..."
Everyone, you talk to Li Murou in words. He knew that Li Murou's food was not tasty, but these people still blew into the sky. He could confuse Li Murou's food with conscience, and it was probably forced by life. After they were "poisoned" by Li Murou again, everyone finally could not bear it and broke out.
Lu Ting was very pleased. At least, they were awakened by blood, and finally willing to stand up and say boldly-Li Murou's food is shit.
He glanced in the direction of the camp and asked them, "Can you still feel sick?"
After taking a deep breath, Zhou Qing replied: "The body is nothing. Ting, dark cooking hurts our fragile little hearts, which will give people a psychological shadow and not to mention."
Lu Ting: "???" The psychological shadow is just the psychological shadow, what does this have to do with not doing it?
Leita slapped Lu Ting on the shoulder, and she also had an inexorable face: "Brother, from today on, we will rely on you. You can rest assured, as long as you can guarantee that we will not starve to death, walk out of this forest After that, I must make this friend of you! Who dares to bully you in the future, I will fly to China to beat you! "
Huang Hai coughed and wanted to remind him that Lu Ting is the grandson of China's richest man. Who dares to bully him?
Seeing that they were still wet, Lu Ting got up and said, "You go to change clothes, and I and Lin Yueqi go to find some food."
When Zhou Qing heard the words, he knelt down to him: "Tingge, you are the most handsome and best person I have ever seen!"
Regarding Lu Ting's disregard, Leita also burst into tears, hugged Lu Ting, and patted his back heavily: "Brother, thanks!"
Although they lose a chef, they will not starve to death in the wild. They are also wild survivors and have good hands-on skills. But because they trusted Li Murou too much, they didn't bring any preparations. After they had eaten Lin Yueqi's prepared foods, it was difficult for them to accept food that was light and tasteless.
In the domestic live broadcast room, the netizens saw the food screen optimized by the [Gourmet Chef] system from the live broadcast. The moment before, everyone still felt that the food was picturesque, and the moment after, everyone was scared.
"Lying trough, what happened? This is food poisoning again?"
"No ... but there are no side dishes? Is the rabbit poisonous?"
"Look at everyone vomiting badly, even worse than that day! Wow, what is the situation, I'm going to die when watching the live broadcast! There is a commentary at this time how good!"
"How does Li Murou turn over every time she cooks food? Obviously, she died after seeing the light? Sure enough, her previous food videos are all special effects, ha ha. I feel like she won't cook at all."
"Front, you're so funny! Can't we cook? Our Murou fairy can make such beautiful food? This is a live broadcast, how to add special effects? You are also funny, hehe, black and black."
"Can everyone look down, don't quarrel first? It should not be Miss Murou's food problem, it should be the three of them who have eaten by mistake? Continue to look down."
After being quiet for a while in the live broadcast room, the screen immediately came to the stage where Lin Yueqi and Li Murou spoke, and the barrage began to agree to brush "111111".
"111111, agree with Lin Yueqi's words! Li Murou's heart is too high, really thought she was a celebrity celebrity and well-known director celebrities, you can go to heaven? Really funny, she is not suitable for participating in this kind of program, food Bells and whistles, maybe some toxic dressing was added. [Rolled eyes] "
"1111, Li Murou's heart is too high +1. If she is willing to ask everyone if the wild fruit is poisonous, there will be no signs of food poisoning the other day."
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When the live video was broadcast to Lu Ting and a few men, everyone watched the three men's talk and fell into a silence. After that, there was an explosion of barrage:
"!!! It turned out that it wasn't the wrong thing to eat, but it was only after eating dark dishes!"
"It's too exaggerated? The video looks fragrant, so it's not too bad to eat? Even if it's bad, don't you jump into the water? Did they deliberately perform for the effect of the show?"
"Are you trying to vomit? Can you perform? I will immediately contact you to give you the prize."
"Uh ... I think it's too exaggerated, even if it's dark cooking, it won't be like that? And, when they first started to talk, they were gorging on them, and they didn't see them as unpleasant. It tastes bad? It doesn't make sense ... "
"Is it a problem with the food itself? Didn't you find it? This is a live broadcast without any post-editing, but Li Murou's food looks beautifully like a filter and looks flawless. Don't you? Do n’t you think ... something is wrong? Emmmmm ... I suspect that Li Murou added other things to make the food look better under the camera. It is probably these special things that make everyone feel that the food is unpalatable. After all, in In this environment, everyone can barely accept anything that is not too unpalatable? They responded like this, 80% is that Li Murou did not control the additives, which caused the food to be difficult to eat to an irreparable point ... "
As soon as the barrage came out, everyone felt right. The three men obviously don't seem to be pretending, and it can be seen how bad Li Murou's food is.
"I'm curious what she added, is it so powerful? I went back and looked at Li Murou's food, really ... Perfectly impractical, I guess it was really added for the recording effect thing."
"Do you remember wild boar? The wild boar suddenly smelled overnight. Li Murou also said that it tastes better after being left overnight! I suspect now that her special additives need time to ferment, and that amount must be controlled. If used If it is too much, it will cause the food to stink. If used properly, it will not only keep the food delicious, but also ensure the taste. "
"I'm leaning, the person in front of you, are you Holmes? I actually think that your blind break makes sense!"
"So does anyone who knows knows what additives Li Murou used? Is Taobao selling? I want to buy it! Next time I go to my boyfriend's house and carry it with me. Is it good to earn a wave in front of my parents-in-law! 23333"
"If you know, you can be a chef ..."
"Your brains are really big, and you can wipe out others' efforts for years with speculation. Oh, the sprayers shut up. The rabbit meat should have other secrets, but the cameraman didn't take it. In this primitive forest, it grows How many unknown plants did you know? Maybe some plants affected the meat quality? Please come to the sprayers, accumulate points. "
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After this segment aired, Li Murou became popular.
# 最 毒 暗 美食 厨 李 木 柔 #
# 李 木 柔 Seeing light death, actually making dark dishes ... #
Because of the increasing negative news of Li Murou recently, many celebrities jumped out to call Li Murou because of that well-known director. With the influence of these people in the entertainment industry, the fans who support Li Murou are increasing. When these two topics came out, those fans thought that the speculation that Li Murou used additives with rhythm was simply nonsense.
Many of these two topics scolded Li Murou, but so did many of her supporters. Her popularity has been fired, and the traffic is even comparable to some first- and second-tier female stars.
In fact, the influence of online celebrities on the Internet is no worse than those of the stars in the circle.
Lin Yueqi and Lu Ting went to pick some edible sour fruit nearby, took out the rock sugar and boiled a pot of confectionery for everyone to eat.
Sugar can supplement everyone's physical strength. Everyone ate some sweets and drank some sweet soup, and finally suppressed the seemingly unpleasant smell in their mouths. After eating, Leita glared fiercely at Li Murou and warned her: "From today, you will be honest with me in the team and you will not be allowed to touch any of our food! Otherwise, I will cut your hand!"
This was the first time Li Murou was warned by Leita. She collapsed her neck in horror and inevitably felt a little nervous.
In order to win everyone's sympathy, her eyes were red, her head started to wipe tears, and she choked: "I don't know why the rabbit meat stinks. I assure you that my cooking procedure is really correct, and my cooking skills Absolutely not fake. Everyone has eaten my canned bread soup and pheasant soup, should you all know my cooking skills? "
Leita wanted to break her down with a shot, and said angrily: "You dare to mention bread and canned soup? It's a fishy smell, disgusting! Just you? Chef? Don't tarnish the word chef!"
This time even Zhou Qing didn't help her anymore, whispered her: "Mu Rou, we know that you have a high spirit, and you are used to it in the country. But you have to admit this fact, you are good at making food videos. , Can fully meet the needs of netizens. But in fact, your food can't talk at all. "
"........." Li Murou had an old blood stalk in her heart, and she said after biting her lip and teeth: "Please believe me, give me another chance, and I will prove myself! My father has been a cook at the Lu family for so many years. , I heard it with eyes and ears, how could it not be possible to make something? It must be a problem with the ingredients themselves, not my cooking ... You do n’t believe you can ask Brother Ting, I cooked for him when I was a teenager , Then my cooking skills are not bad. "
Now she must show her weakness to everyone. Only in this way, the group of grandfathers can't bear to blame her again.
She looked pitiful, and saw a few men softhearted.
Lu Ting was helping Lin Yueqi roll his sleeves, and suddenly noticed a few glances at him, and he said for a moment, "I don't remember."
He didn't have a good impression of Li Murou's food, and the taste was average, but it was blowing all over the place. I can't remember it, it's for her father's sake to give her a face.
Li Murou: "..."
Leita waved his hand impatiently: "Okay, we believe it, food problem, food problem, we believe you are the master chef, satisfied? Don't cry?"
Everyone was talking, and there was a sudden movement in the forest behind him.
The ground beneath them shook like an earthquake.
Immediately following, the sound of wild elephants came from the forest.
Several people got up immediately, and an adult wild elephant suddenly rushed out of the forest, approaching them step by step.
"Mark!" Lin Yueqi surprised, "This is Mark!"
However, before everyone had time to be happy, Mark, who had never actively attacked people, suddenly rushed towards the camp and crushed their tent with one foot.
Several people panicked and immediately dispersed. Lin Yueqi and Li Murou were forced to separate from several men and were swept to the other side by the elephant.
"Run! Run line S! Don't run straight!"
Leita shouted, and several men and two girls fled in different directions.
Lu Ting wanted to chase Lin Yueqi, but he flung his nose and shot him a meter away.
Lin Yueqi and Li Murou ran out into the forest, but the elephant rolled up a tent and threw it in the direction of their escape.
The two girls tripped and quickly got up. When the elephant "boomed", Li Murou kicked the wood under his foot in the direction of Lin Yueqi. Lin Yueqi stepped on it and fell again.
Li Murou didn't look back all the way and ran desperately into the forest. After dozens of seconds, she heard Lin Yueqi's screams coming behind her.