Chapter 1014: Don't you call me Teletubbies! I'm a lightning rod! !!
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The Fine Food Broadcaster
- 黑色花灯
- 2130 characters
- 2021-02-26 07:02:20
Roasted suckling pig itself is an extremely classic cuisine. Whether at home or abroad, it can be said that hundreds of millions of fans have been online. Now Ye Feigao's cooking is presented to everyone again, and it is captured almost instantly. The appetite of all audiences, even a few "foreigners", couldn't help it at this time.
The red elf looked at the screen in front of him, and couldn't help but smile bitterly: "This son seems a bit fierce."
The blue lizard turned to look at Lao Han, and said, "Lao Han, aren't all of you earth people like this? If all of them are like this, then we can't play."
Lao Han laughed: "Did I say that? I am not very clear about this, the earth has not been back for a long time. I am also curious about how this generation of civilization is, but judging from this kid, it should be good."
Lulin Humane: "Then go back and see."
Tin Man said: "Old Han, if you want to go back, take me."
A few of them all looked at the Tin Man and couldn't understand why this guy followed.
Seeing four other people looking at themselves for unknown reasons, the Tin Man scratched his head with his big claws, brought out a bunch of Mars, and pointed at the display in front of him, saying, "Go find this guy for something to eat."
The blue lizard despised, "What do you eat as a tin man?"
"Why can't we eat it? Although our appearance is iron skin, all the systems in our body are still the same as yours. The skin is just the result of long-term evolution."
"Hey, I'll go too."
The red elf had his hands on his back and looked handsome. I didn't want to go with you, and said, "Also ... bring me."
on site.
After removing all the internal organs and the water from this suckling pig roasted by Ye Fei, the net weight is still twelve pounds. Compared to four people, this weight is quite sufficient. One person weighs three pounds on average. Finish.
But something that made people speechless appeared, and everyone just watched this twelve-pound roast suckling pig shrink in the plate in front of the video until all the bones were left.
After finally eating, the Glacier White Bear kept nodding his fingers.
The Pampas eagle picked up the bones in front of it, and then scrutinized them again very seriously. After that, he fixed his eyes on the bones in front of Ye Fei and the chicken-raising professional.
Ye Fei and the chicken-professional households hurriedly threw all the bones and hurriedly waved, "You don't need this, you really don't need this."
The Pampas eagle smiled embarrassedly: "Yes, I can't help myself."
Ye Fei: "..."
I'm going, can't help but choke a pig's bone?
Glacier White Bear laughed and said, "Yes, you can't blame us. This is really the first time we have eaten this kind of gourmet food. Don't talk about such food with us. It's not more than one-tenth of it. It ’s easy to find, you also know, the conditions in our place are just the same, the food should not be too delicious, and it can be cooked well. "
The Pampas eagle also said with a smile: "Yes, we are the same there. We have an old man who is very good at cooking. People around us like to call him father, and the food we cook can be said Unique, but there is no way to compare with Ye Shen. "
As a result, the words of the Pampas Eagles were just finished, and a news came out during the live broadcast.
"Boy Sbloon, do you still want to eat Daddy's Melaleuca sandwich? When you say that to me, I'm already angry. You can't eat anything when you come back. Even if my wine is poured, it won't give you for drink."
When the Pampas Eagle saw this news, his face went green immediately, and he hurriedly said, "Are you ... the of food, Carasol?"
"Hahaha, who would say that except for my elderly?"
"Daddy Carasol, are you watching Ye Shen's show?"
"That's for sure. I think everyone in our group is watching today, because they all heard that you went to Ye Shen's show. How about it? Is the roasted suckling pig made by Ye Shen still delicious? "
"Daddy Carasol, it ’s delicious. It ’s really something I have n’t eaten in my life. I know I might say something like this in your heart, but I still have to say this. I ca n’t fool myself. Inside, of course, I can't deceive you. "
The audience called Carasol smiled and said, "That's right. If my level can catch up with Ye Shen, then I am also a world celebrity."
Seeing Carazol was not angry, the Pampas eagle laughed.
Everyone in the live broadcast room finally had a chance to breathe, some of them are still reminiscing about the delicious taste of the roasted suckling pig just now, some are in the brain to supplement the previous picture, and more are trying to figure out how to do it Get some crispy pigs to eat.
However, some people are not the same as they were just now, because the twists and turns disappeared.
That's right, this product left Ye Fei's live broadcast room, but it didn't show up again after a long time. As soon as it came in, it screamed, "Come and see, this guy, you don't know, just now This guy made a roast ... what the bake is here, it's really fragrant, I have never smelled such a delicious food, there is red in the color, red in the color It's golden, lying down, and I'm drooling. "
Just after the goods were finished, an audience called a conductive lightning rod said: "Small bend, what about things?"
Another quicksand called Pentium also had a sullen expression on his face, and said, "That is, what is it? Little bend, what are you talking about?"
"It must have flickered to us. Didn't you listen to him just now? He didn't know what was roasted, and he said it was incense."
"Xiao Wanwan, this is your fault. In our minds, you have always been a very honest child. By doing so, you have greatly reduced your image in our minds."
"Oh ~~ Earth anchor? What the is the earth?"
"Ha, don't you say I really didn't notice, why did you jump out of an Earth anchor? What ball is Earth?"
"Khan, it's only the blue diamond. It's also a little fussy?"
"Hahahaha, laugh to me, a blue diamond fourth-level anchor on a planet that I have never heard of, even made Xiaowanwan shout."
"Ye Fei? Who is Ye Fei?"
Xiaowanwan madly said, "Don't call me Xiaowanwan, how many times have I said ?! I tell you, I really didn't lie to you, this person's food is really amazing, I have never seen it before It ’s true to be such a good anchor for food. I really smell the aroma. I will call you over everybody who is a good friend. This person ’s show is absolutely wonderful.
This group of people did not believe it anymore when they heard these words meander.
"Have you made a mistake? Xiaowanwan, are you stupid when you watch the live broadcast? You still smell the aroma. I do n’t know where the earth is. If you do n’t take a look, I do n’t know if the universe There is a planet called Earth. I don't know how far it is. Do you still smell the aroma? Are you drunk and confused? "The conductive lightning rod said.
Pentium's quicksand gang of people were all amused by the goods, brushing their faces one by one.
The twists and turns are completely irrelevant. Your own podcasters don't believe in yourself if they live and die. They were really miracles just now. You experienced them yourself. Why don't you believe them? You also said that Lao Tzu is an honest person, and you do n’t believe what an honest person says?
"You must believe me. I just saw him make a big and red food. It's too classic and fragrant. I still can't help it when I think of it." This article emphasizes again.
Pentium's quicksand gave a scornful expression, and said, "Big and red? Little curvy, big and red food. I didn't see it. I only saw a bunch of bones that looked like something."
"That was the food they ate. The bone is in the food. I don't believe you can ask other people in the live broadcast room. Although there are few people here, they have all seen it."
The conductive lightning rod took a look at the number of online audiences in Ye Fei ’s live broadcast, and gave a smirk expression, saying:
It ’s just less than two billion people. Such anchors are also embarrassed to come to the Star Broadcasting Army. I will stay and watch. I want to see him overwhelmed by live broadcast forces from other planets. Earth? I have never heard of it. "
Many times contradictions start with a sentence.
When this alien conductive lightning rod did not say this, nearly two billion viewers in Ye Fei ’s live broadcast were all curious about the aliens, but now this guy says Ye Fei, these people can't bear it Now, no matter what ghost alien you are, dare to insult the Ye God, slap it!
So a group of people coaxed and appeared. Although the messages that can be displayed in the message bar are limited, these people still started the news one by one.
"What airplane are you talking about? Who do you say is overwhelmed? Lightning rods, I don't need to see you at all, I know that you have an antenna on your head and a conductive lightning rod. I think you are a conductive antenna baby."
"Yeshen was drowned? Hahaha, God laughed!"
"I haven't had the right to speak before I watched Ye Shen's shows. It's not that I'm a big talk. Although I haven't watched the programs of other star food anchors, I totally believe that Ye God can kill them with just one delicious food."
"Yes, Ye Shen joined the Star Broadcasting Army not to be submerged, but to conquer. Open your lightning rod-like eyes and see clearly. In the near future, all people on the planet must remember. Live by one name, and that is-Ye Shen! "
"Conductive antenna baby, I remember you, dare to bet, if Ye Shen can conquer the 5 billion Xinghe audience, what can you do?" Brother Hua could not help but shouted directly into the microphone.
Conductive lightning rod: "..."
"I wipe, can you still speak here? How do you say? Can you hear me when I speak?"
"Don't even think about it. This is for the microphone. We didn't it earlier. Not to mention, don't interrupt. Answer the question from Brother Hua. If Ye Shen can conquer the 5 billion Xinghe audience, you always give Said. "Caizi brother said.
"Yes, let me know soon."
"Give an argument."
"Teletubbie, dare you bet?"
"Fuck, you talk?"
"Scared, this product must be scared."
The news flew up, flashing in the message bar urgently, and everyone did not know if the conductive lightning rod could be seen.
Seeing this guy had no sound, other audience news slowly slowed down.
At this time, the conductive lightning rod made a frantic expression, saying, "Do n’t you call me a teletubbie !!! I'm a lightning rod! Five billion? You dare to say, don't say this man named Ye Fei conquered five One billion viewers, even if it conquers 500 million viewers, Lao Tzu rewards him with thousands of interstellar spacecraft! "
Click ~~
The conductive lightning rod was just finished, and the whole live room burst directly.
No way. Thousands of interstellar spacecraft, one hundred thousand, one thousand is two hundred million!
What is this concept?
It can be said that this shot directly kills all viewers on the earth. In the eyes of many people, it has been enough to eat all over the world and me to eat food, even Nanjiang old man, but now in front of this ghost conductive lightning rod Failed directly, people dared to reward thousands of interstellar spacecraft in one breath, worth two hundred million!
The results have not yet waited for everyone to respond ~ EbookFREE.me ~ Pentium's quicksand also said: "Count me alone, if this person named Ye Fei can conquer 500 million interstellar viewers, I will also reward thousands of interstellar universes spaceship!"
Everyone: "..."
However, something that really made people feel crazy appeared. Following the quick-sanding sands, these people who were tortuously shouted all said that they would reward the interstellar spacecraft or the interstellar aircraft carrier. The starting point is five hundred ships, the highest one. A thousand ships!
Not to mention the audience this time, even Ye Fei is a bit dumbfounded.
This cargo is still muttering.
"Are these aliens ... are they mining at home?"
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